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(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com ) divider line 447
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2013-06-02 04:35:01 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-06-02 04:35:09 PM  
Remind me to only tune in for the last twenty laps. That was a great finish.
 
2013-06-02 04:35:12 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.


dbug.kicks-ass.net
 
2013-06-02 04:35:19 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Smoke Wins. Not bad but would've rather seen JPM finally take one home on an oval.

Cograts to Smoke's fans!


Exactly.  Smoke's cool, but I'd love to see JPM win an oval.  Ah well.
 
2013-06-02 04:35:28 PM  
Smoke takes a Polish lap.
 
2013-06-02 04:35:37 PM  
anybody else wish Miles The Monster  would come to life & climb the DE Capitol Dome with his racecar?
 
2013-06-02 04:35:52 PM  
Excellent finish!  JJ comes in 17th?  Beautiful!
 
2013-06-02 04:35:55 PM  
Good for Smoke.  Just glad that Columbian moron didn't win!
 
2013-06-02 04:36:14 PM  

DanZero: QueenMamaBee: I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???

Depends on how you see it

*ducks*


I am laughing so hard that Lil Bee thinks I've finally gone off the deep end
 
2013-06-02 04:36:24 PM  
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day
 
2013-06-02 04:36:59 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 
2013-06-02 04:37:20 PM  
Karma to Jimmie Johnson: YOU GO NOOOOOOW!!
 
2013-06-02 04:37:31 PM  
JPM is already on Twitter, heh.  All he said was "gracias."

that was fast.
 
2013-06-02 04:38:07 PM  
JPMs Twitter: gracias

You lost!
 
2013-06-02 04:38:58 PM  
I'll bet Johnson is pissed right now
 
2013-06-02 04:39:03 PM  

DanZero: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day


Did you add the underlined?
 
2013-06-02 04:39:41 PM  
Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 04:39:48 PM  
Another sub-250 point race.  My year is sucking.  Maybe more beer will help.
 
2013-06-02 04:40:09 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]


Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
soundsmartabout.com
 
2013-06-02 04:40:31 PM  

DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]


Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?
 
2013-06-02 04:40:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll bet Johnson is pissed right now


"I would like to inquire of you highly intelligent gentlemen as to what your thought processes were in that particular situation!"
 
2013-06-02 04:41:05 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]

Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
[soundsmartabout.com image 850x659]


I'm sorry, I'm too happy with the results to care about what you think.
 
2013-06-02 04:41:40 PM  

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day

Did you add the underlined?


It needed that. Thanks!
 
2013-06-02 04:42:11 PM  
dr428 Good for Smoke.  Just glad that Columbian moron didn't win!

hey -park your Stars n' Bars flag right here, Bubba:  http://www.nascardiversity.com/
 
2013-06-02 04:42:27 PM  

vegaswench: DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]

Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?


We'll be singing the praises of the boogity on the very first ESPN race
 
2013-06-02 04:42:42 PM  
So next week, TNT gets the races?

Good luck suffering though all those TNT show promos.
 
2013-06-02 04:44:34 PM  

eddievercetti: So next week, TNT gets the races?

Good luck suffering though all those TNT show promos.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 04:44:39 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]

Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
[soundsmartabout.com image 850x659]

I'm sorry, I'm too happy with the results to care about what you think.


THIS. fark the butthurt Jimmy Johnson dick sitters. This was the result that Nascar and Nascar fans needed to start the summer.
 
2013-06-02 04:44:41 PM  

DanZero: vegaswench: DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]

Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?

We'll be singing the praises of the boogity on the very first ESPN race


Yes.  And Chris Meyers, and also Mikey's tie.  That thing is beautiful.
 
2013-06-02 04:44:50 PM  

my lip balm addiction: the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


He didn't jump the start, 42 was just in shock that he was up front and never hit the damn gas. And I'm not even a 48 fan, but anyone can see that.
 
2013-06-02 04:51:10 PM  
Tony wins AGAIN!  Welcome to Obama's America.

Yeesh.
 
2013-06-02 04:51:15 PM  

my lip balm addiction: This was the result that Nascar and Nascar fans needed to start the summer.

 
2013-06-02 04:53:02 PM  
Back to the Indy race. See you next week!
 
2013-06-02 04:53:16 PM  
How good is TNT's coverage
 
2013-06-02 04:53:30 PM  

emonk: Tony wins AGAIN!  Welcome to Obama's America.

Yeesh.


If this is Obama's America, maybe I will vote for him a 3rd time.

/stupidest meme ever, this "Obama's America bullshiat"
 
2013-06-02 04:54:41 PM  

silgryphon: How good is TNT's coverage


it's pretty
[COMMERCIAL]
good, except
[COMMERCIAL]
they don't show
[COMMERCIAL]
a hell of a lot
[COMMERCIAL]
of race between
[COMMERCIAL]
the commercials
 
2013-06-02 05:02:36 PM  

my lip balm addiction: emonk: Tony wins AGAIN!  Welcome to Obama's America.

Yeesh.

If this is Obama's America, maybe I will vote for him a 3rd time.

/stupidest meme ever, this "Obama's America bullshiat"


Didn't mean to irk you.  Just being Farkish.
 
2013-06-02 05:03:41 PM  
48 jumps the restart, Smoke wins, I think my work here is done.

/packs up his own Idol
//Two weeks in a row it's worked
///Get ready for a crappy season JJ.
 
2013-06-02 05:05:40 PM  

silgryphon: How good is TNT's coverage


It sucks, but there no Mikey, so it's a huge improvement.
 
2013-06-02 06:17:29 PM  
I lost my power a little over half way through. I'm pleased this had a happy ending.
 
2013-06-02 07:32:02 PM  
The new season of Falling Skies starts next Sunday. Taking bets on how many times that gets mentioned during race coverage.
 
2013-06-02 07:42:57 PM  

The Bestest: The new season of Falling Skies starts next Sunday. Taking bets on how many times that gets mentioned during race coverage.


14 - can I get an under/over wager started?  :)
 
2013-06-02 09:01:58 PM  
I'm just catching up on twitter after getting called into work...

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving Matt Kenseth, @MartinTruexJr56 can now be heard on Sirius 117

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving @MartinTruexJr56, @KaseyKahne can now be heard on Sirius 117.

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving @kaseykahne, @dennyhamlin can now be heard on Sirius 117.

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving @dennyhamlin, @ClintBowyer can now be heard on Sirius 117


/Clint should be happy these Dover races are only 400 miles now
 
2013-06-02 09:03:34 PM  
Oh, yeah, puke for a Chevrolay winning.
 
2013-06-02 09:09:20 PM  

good_2_go: Oh, yeah, puke for a Chevrolay winning.


Out of idle curiosity, what about that car, precisely, is manufactured by Chevrolet?
 
2013-06-02 09:23:25 PM  
The stickers on the grille.

I will hate that company until the day I die.

1994 GMC Sonoma 4x4. Biggest POS ever. I took a huge loss on it just to trade it before the warranty ran out.
 
2013-06-02 10:51:46 PM  
Damn! I missed a Smoke win while I was at the Renaissance Faire!

Oh well.. Had a great day .. Missed y'all to!
 
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