Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com) divider line 447
    More: Cool, Sprint Cup, Martin Truex Jr., Travis Kvapil, Landon Cassill, David Ragan, Joe Nemechek, David Gilliland, David Stremme  
•       •       •

203 clicks; posted to Sports » on 02 Jun 2013 at 12:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



447 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-06-02 04:26:46 PM  
HAHAHA!!! JJ jumped the start!
 
2013-06-02 04:26:51 PM  
48 jumped the restart
 
2013-06-02 04:26:53 PM  
F*CK YES!!!

JIMMIE BLEW THE RESTART!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:27:07 PM  
JJ JUMPED THE START! WOOHOO!
 
2013-06-02 04:27:10 PM  
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/oh, please make it so
 
2013-06-02 04:27:15 PM  
JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!
 
2013-06-02 04:27:22 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Hurry up, #NASCAR - would like to switch over to the #DetroitGP before every single car is knocked out
 
2013-06-02 04:27:23 PM  
48 gets black-flagged for jumping the restart.
 
2013-06-02 04:27:27 PM  
FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win
 
2013-06-02 04:27:50 PM  
Oh, that's a lovely thing to hear... "Here comes Johnson to serve his penalty."
Delicious.
 
2013-06-02 04:27:51 PM  
Now this is interesting.  JJ gets black-flagged!  This is a good day.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:04 PM  
GET YOUR ASS THE BACK!
 
2013-06-02 04:28:24 PM  

Professor Farksworth: JOHNSON JUMPED THE RESTART!!

TO THE BACK WITH YOU!!


crotchgrabber: HAHAHA!!! JJ jumped the start!


Dumb-Ass-Monkey: F*CK YES!!!

JIMMIE BLEW THE RESTART!!!


Adolf Oliver Nipples: JJ JUMPED THE START! WOOHOO!


my lip balm addiction: JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!


I love FARK

/and you guys
 
2013-06-02 04:28:28 PM  
Life is GOOD now!
 
2013-06-02 04:28:32 PM  
HUMBLED!!

i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 04:28:36 PM  
JPM could win this race! Provided we don't have a Jet Dryer on the track any time soon.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:38 PM  
Aww, hell.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:57 PM  
The thought of being humbled by JPM made JJ go too soon.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:59 PM  
JPM spun the tires and didnt go.

Oh well. Turning race off.

Well done NASCAR
 
2013-06-02 04:29:18 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The thing I like about Montoya is that win or lose, he's still going windsurfing this week and probably hang out with zebras or something.
 
2013-06-02 04:29:22 PM  
I want JPM to hold him off here.
 
2013-06-02 04:29:46 PM  

my lip balm addiction: JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!


Except he didn't. 42 just didn't go.
 
2013-06-02 04:30:12 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

RAAAWWWAWWR! MILES PENALIZE JIMMIE JOHNSON!

NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka 1m

Uh oh, looks like Jimmie never read Keselowski's memo, "Brad's Protocols on Restarts."
 
2013-06-02 04:30:26 PM  

relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win


They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.
 
2013-06-02 04:30:38 PM  
Ok god a final battle between Smoke and Montoya, about the closest thing you can get to a battle from the days of old
 
2013-06-02 04:30:41 PM  
Juan-Tony-Jeff

I'LL TAKE IT!
 
2013-06-02 04:30:57 PM  

crotchgrabber: I want JPM to hold him off here.


me, too.
 
2013-06-02 04:31:20 PM  
*peeks in*
Hey Nascar,
 How many debris cautions will it take now to get JJ in the lead?
 
2013-06-02 04:31:51 PM  
Juablo, Smoke and, Gordon

that there is old school racing at it's finest
 
2013-06-02 04:31:57 PM  

eddievercetti: Juan-Tony-Jeff

I'LL TAKE IT!


Amen!
 
2013-06-02 04:32:15 PM  
No way JPM wins on an oval.  Congrats, Tony Stewart
 
2013-06-02 04:32:22 PM  
I will be happy with either Juablo or Smoke winning
 
2013-06-02 04:32:30 PM  
Here gato gato gato...
 
2013-06-02 04:32:40 PM  
Wow! Did I just see Johnson get a black flag? For a minute, I thought this was a NASCAR race? Isn't the whole point of late-race restarts to make sure Johnson wins? They're not going to let Smoke or Kyle win are they? Those guys have actual personalities! This is an outrage!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:32:44 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.


Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.
 
2013-06-02 04:32:49 PM  
HOLY CRAP!
 
2013-06-02 04:32:52 PM  
Go Smoke Go
 
2013-06-02 04:33:02 PM  
JPM and Smoke are going to take each other out.
 
2013-06-02 04:33:15 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I will be happy with either Juablo or Smoke winning

 
2013-06-02 04:33:37 PM  

Professor Farksworth: JPM could win this race! Provided we don't have a Jet Dryer on the track any time soon.


Damnit, I just choked on my drink.

My grandmother just came over for a sec, and I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???
 
2013-06-02 04:33:43 PM  
Awesome finish, Smoke!
 
2013-06-02 04:33:49 PM  
SMOKE

oi54.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-02 04:33:53 PM  
Tony wins it. Lucky bastard.
 
2013-06-02 04:33:54 PM  
Congrats Smoke.
 
2013-06-02 04:33:56 PM  
GODDAMN WHAT A FINISH!!

CONGRATS SMOKE!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:33:59 PM  
Smoke Wins. Not bad but would've rather seen JPM finally take one home on an oval.

Cograts to Smoke's fans!
 
2013-06-02 04:34:01 PM  
My name is JPM. You passed me up before the final lap. Prepare to be bumped next race.

AKA SMOKE

[flagdog.jpg]
 
2013-06-02 04:34:36 PM  
QueenMamaBee: My grandmother just came over for a sec, and I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???

Nobody wants the details on that dream.
 
2013-06-02 04:34:49 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???


Depends on how you see it

*ducks*
 
2013-06-02 04:34:52 PM  
Yay Smoke!!!!
 
Displayed 50 of 447 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report