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(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com) divider line 447
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2013-06-02 04:03:12 PM  

DanZero: catastrophe averted: WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!

Idol needed a break -- even beer isn't enough


Time to break out the tequila!
 
2013-06-02 04:04:47 PM  
My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin
 
2013-06-02 04:04:57 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Uh oh, I think Kurt has just angered the JPM. He's gonna hammer Kurt like that 78 says "Service Master Clean" on the side of it.


Glorious.
 
2013-06-02 04:06:04 PM  

WhyteRaven74: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin


Heh...
 
2013-06-02 04:06:15 PM  

dr428: Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.


He will probably get a courtesy win, and keep racing for a lower team or his own team.

/Go KuBu!
 
2013-06-02 04:06:42 PM  

WhyteRaven74: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin


I literally lol'd
 
2013-06-02 04:06:48 PM  

dr428: Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.


He could always haul 'shine, I s'pose.
 
2013-06-02 04:09:45 PM  

QueenMamaBee: WhyteRaven74: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin

I literally lol'd


ditto :)
 
2013-06-02 04:10:36 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The bump-and-run move is not nearly as exciting as Kurt's YOU-WILL-GET-THE-F***-OUT-OF-MY-WAY-YOU-PEON-and-run move.
 
2013-06-02 04:12:22 PM  
....and my DirecTV just ate the bones due to the incoming storm
 
2013-06-02 04:14:06 PM  
I'm sitting here finishing my sonic shake right now :)

/getting a kick, etc
 
2013-06-02 04:15:01 PM  
Dammit, Kurt1!
 
2013-06-02 04:15:50 PM  

The Bestest: ....and my DirecTV just ate the bones due to the incoming storm


Maybe it's The Purge or the fact even DirectTV knows JJ will win.
 
2013-06-02 04:16:02 PM  

vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!


That's what he gets for not pitting when everyone else did. And both he and his crew chief should be kicking themselves for that.
 
2013-06-02 04:16:36 PM  

vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!


Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving
 
2013-06-02 04:17:20 PM  
So, will JPM wipe out JJ so that Busch can win?

Of course not. What the hell am I thinking?
 
2013-06-02 04:18:01 PM  

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


DW is talking....still talking...
 
2013-06-02 04:18:07 PM  

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


As opposed to a screen with commercials & "Searching for race" we get every week with NASCAR coverage?
 
2013-06-02 04:18:15 PM  

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


He pitted out of order and had to come in, so he's out of contention barring a miracle.
 
2013-06-02 04:18:29 PM  
Will JJ need one last pit stop?
 
2013-06-02 04:19:36 PM  

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


JJ-Juan-Kyle B.
 
2013-06-02 04:20:00 PM  

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


Kyle just passed JPM for 2nd..
 
2013-06-02 04:20:10 PM  

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

That's what he gets for not pitting when everyone else did. And both he and his crew chief should be kicking themselves for that.


Agreed completely.  I thought it was dumb at the time, as well.
 
2013-06-02 04:20:12 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Will JJ need one last pit stop?


If he does, you can be sure there will be one more caution.
 
2013-06-02 04:20:34 PM  
And this changes everything...
 
2013-06-02 04:20:40 PM  
Denny in the wall.  Gordon gets the caution he needs to pit and take fuel :)
 
2013-06-02 04:20:50 PM  
Hamlin just plucked it up for everyone
 
2013-06-02 04:20:51 PM  
Wizard once more...
 
2013-06-02 04:20:57 PM  
.....is Denny's wreck good or bad for JJ?
 
2013-06-02 04:20:59 PM  
Dammit Mello Yello time.
 
2013-06-02 04:21:03 PM  
fark, I had the 11 in my fantasy. Dammit so much.
 
2013-06-02 04:21:25 PM  
Well, that blows.
 
2013-06-02 04:21:45 PM  
Burton gets the free pass...
 
2013-06-02 04:22:15 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: .....is Denny's wreck good or bad for JJ?


Good. He was calling home saying he was loose and Kyle was running him down.
 
2013-06-02 04:22:49 PM  
JPM beat Johnson off pit road
 
2013-06-02 04:22:52 PM  
JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?
 
2013-06-02 04:23:16 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wizard once more...


Except for the fact that the caution hurt JJ more than help
 
2013-06-02 04:23:21 PM  
Don't worry Denny, that will buff right out.......
 
2013-06-02 04:23:34 PM  
Go KuBu!

/slice and dice
 
2013-06-02 04:23:38 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: .....is Denny's wreck good or bad for JJ?

Good. He was calling home saying he was loose and Kyle was running him down.


goddammitsomuch
 
2013-06-02 04:24:00 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wizard once more...

Except for the fact that the caution hurt JJ more than help


No it didn't. He was loose and Kyle was running him down.
 
2013-06-02 04:24:07 PM  

Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?


Ride of the Valkyries remix?
 
2013-06-02 04:25:32 PM  

catastrophe averted: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

Ride of the Valkyries remix?


Yes...yes I believe it is!
 
2013-06-02 04:25:44 PM  

Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?


This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.
 
2013-06-02 04:26:08 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wizard once more...

Except for the fact that the caution hurt JJ more than help

No it didn't. He was loose and Kyle was running him down.


You really think JJ wanted a caution?
 
2013-06-02 04:26:12 PM  
WHAT THE F*CK, JUABLO??
 
2013-06-02 04:26:26 PM  
Way to go, Montoya. Jerk.
 
2013-06-02 04:26:30 PM  
Super!  2 JGR rice burners have burnt out.  1 more to go, and it's the best one yet to see blow up.  C'mon, Shrub, you can do it.  Detonate that thing!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:26:40 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.


Heh.
 
2013-06-02 04:26:41 PM  
JOHNSON JUMPED THE RESTART!!

TO THE BACK WITH YOU!!
 
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