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(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com) divider line 447
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2013-06-02 03:40:39 PM  

kteela: Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.


Dammit Kyle1

Uh oh, a battle of the mediocre.
 
2013-06-02 03:40:46 PM  
Here we go.
 
2013-06-02 03:40:56 PM  
Yelling at him through his window? lol
 
2013-06-02 03:40:57 PM  
Newman's keeping his helmet on so he doesn't get punched in the head.
 
2013-06-02 03:41:14 PM  
Booooooo.
 
2013-06-02 03:41:22 PM  
Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!
 
2013-06-02 03:41:24 PM  

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.

I can't remember a race this year where the first half was exciting.

But the second halves have been well worth the electricity.

This'll pick up.


See?
 
2013-06-02 03:42:13 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!


old timey bare-knuckle boxing with handlebar moustaches?
 
2013-06-02 03:42:38 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Gilliland: what the hell, Newman? How am I supposed to get a free Bloomin' Onion with you pulling crap like that?
 
2013-06-02 03:42:57 PM  
Oh you damn pussies.
 
2013-06-02 03:43:27 PM  

The Bestest: ClavellBCMI: Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!

old timey bare-knuckle boxing with handlebar moustaches?


Toe the line and slug away!
 
2013-06-02 03:43:29 PM  

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front

Ill agree with you on Jr and Smoke

My friend that I go to races with is a KyBu fan. One of us is usually pissed off on the way home


Lol, I could see that.
 
2013-06-02 03:44:09 PM  
Stupid hillbillies.
 
2013-06-02 03:44:49 PM  

Cheesehead_Dave: Newman's keeping his helmet on so he doesn't get punched in the head.


If Newman was going to do that, he should've been man enough to also race out of his car ready to throw.

And when he didn't, DG should've hit him anyways.

Both pussies.
 
2013-06-02 03:44:57 PM  
I think Tony Stewart might have a problem fielding sponsors next year with crap like this

At least princess sparkle pony is in the top 30 now
 
2013-06-02 03:45:28 PM  

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


Harvick's a punk.  Last guy I want to see in the winner circle.
 
2013-06-02 03:46:09 PM  
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Based on the conversation, I'm assuming Gilliland had more than four words Newman.
 
2013-06-02 03:47:55 PM  
FYI, IndyCar is on their parade and pace laps.
 
2013-06-02 03:48:28 PM  
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Newman: blocking is a chicken way to race, but dumping someone is what champions do.
 
2013-06-02 03:48:29 PM  
what a gross tattoo
 
2013-06-02 03:50:00 PM  
Is it time for JPM to start playing the Ride of the Valkyries?
 
2013-06-02 03:50:46 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Is it time for JPM to start playing the Ride of the Valkyries?


almost seems like it
 
2013-06-02 03:51:11 PM  
Montoya almost killed the 48 again

Put the idol down
 
2013-06-02 03:51:58 PM  

smerfnablin: Montoya almost killed the 48 again

Put the idol down


MOAR IDOL POWERZ!
 
2013-06-02 03:52:04 PM  
Over on Indy, Wallmendinger is out on Lap 1 again. Great weekend
 
2013-06-02 03:52:31 PM  
Khane got montoyaed
 
2013-06-02 03:52:51 PM  
Perpendicular driving is no way to win a race, Kahne
 
2013-06-02 03:53:25 PM  
damn, KK! I don't know how you kept that from turning into a Biggun, but good job!
 
2013-06-02 03:53:49 PM  
I'm gone for 10 minutes and see what I miss?
 
2013-06-02 03:53:50 PM  
so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?
 
2013-06-02 03:54:32 PM  
Kahne!

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-06-02 03:54:55 PM  

The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?


The wind lifts the flaps up.
 
2013-06-02 03:55:13 PM  

relaxitsjustme: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front

Harvick's a punk.  Last guy I want to see in the winner circle.


Sigh. Another person I have to wish bad things upon.
 
2013-06-02 03:55:14 PM  

The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?


Air pressure
 
2013-06-02 03:55:54 PM  
Ok cliff notes please?

Why does Montoya not like Krawslowski ?

I was not aware of bad blood there

/and JPM just bumped the 48 on pit road...
//stop rubbing the idol!
 
2013-06-02 03:55:57 PM  

The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?


Air. They lift when enough lift is generated to make them lift, which can only happen when the car is no longer under control.
 
2013-06-02 03:56:16 PM  
Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.
 
2013-06-02 03:56:52 PM  

Professor Farksworth: The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?

The wind lifts the flaps up.


I was wondering if it really was that simple, or if there was some sort of accelerometer that tells an onboard CPU to deploy them or something.
 
2013-06-02 03:57:40 PM  
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Kahne hits the wall. Leather sofas around the world live on to fight another day.
 
2013-06-02 03:58:08 PM  
Come on Busch! Wreck Johnson! Be the hero we deserve!
 
2013-06-02 03:58:31 PM  

smerfnablin: Ok cliff notes please?

Why does Montoya not like Krawslowski ?

I was not aware of bad blood there

/and JPM just bumped the 48 on pit road...
//stop rubbing the idol!


Because BK's a douche? Seems like a good reason to me
 
2013-06-02 03:59:27 PM  

The Bestest: I was wondering if it really was that simple, or if there was some sort of accelerometer that tells an onboard CPU to deploy them or something.


NASCAR just went to fuel injection two years ago. Computers and accelerometers? Ha!
 
2013-06-02 04:00:29 PM  
Mcslurry has a flat tire
 
2013-06-02 04:00:52 PM  
WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!
 
2013-06-02 04:01:02 PM  
Mac Mary seems to have some issues, more than tire problems.
 
2013-06-02 04:01:33 PM  

catastrophe averted: WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!


Idol needed a break -- even beer isn't enough
 
2013-06-02 04:01:45 PM  
Uh oh, I think Kurt has just angered the JPM. He's gonna hammer Kurt like that 78 says "Service Master Clean" on the side of it.
 
2013-06-02 04:01:49 PM  
Kurt Busch is playing with fire

/JPM will get revenge
 
2013-06-02 04:02:11 PM  
I see Kurt's anger management is working well
 
2013-06-02 04:02:17 PM  

turbokat: It's early in the race, don't panic.


It's time to panic!
 
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