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(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com) divider line 447
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2013-06-02 03:06:33 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.


LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!
 
2013-06-02 03:09:43 PM

eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!


Please stop. My heart might start palpitating. Have you no concern for my well-being like relaxitsjustme?
 
2013-06-02 03:11:43 PM
Boner pill time
 
2013-06-02 03:12:22 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm
$10 says when @NASCARONFOX packs up for the season after this race, they accidentally leave Jeff Hammond at whatever weird location he's in.
 
2013-06-02 03:13:06 PM
Sleepy Hollow remade for the modern day? Really?
 
2013-06-02 03:13:24 PM

my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time


For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?
 
2013-06-02 03:15:07 PM
18 is racing the 56 pretty hard for worn tires

Cooler track is more forgiving
 
2013-06-02 03:16:14 PM
*Rubs idol.
 
2013-06-02 03:17:03 PM

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?


I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.
 
2013-06-02 03:18:58 PM
Hmmm...last week I fired up my Idol and JJ got spun out AND JPMed....

/Firing up the idol again
//Aiming it for the 48
 
2013-06-02 03:19:02 PM

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.


You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.
 
2013-06-02 03:19:34 PM

eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!


I wish someone would whack JJ like JLo did Hamlin and put put JJ out a few weeks. That would be glorious.

/race has gotten farking boring
 
2013-06-02 03:21:34 PM

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.


You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front
 
2013-06-02 03:23:15 PM

my lip balm addiction: eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!

I wish someone would whack JJ like JLo did Hamlin and put put JJ out a few weeks. That would be glorious.

/race has gotten farking boring


I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead

Danica is up to 32nd

That's... Better?
 
2013-06-02 03:25:13 PM
No caution for the flat tire and swerving? Guess we know who's in front.
 
2013-06-02 03:25:37 PM

my lip balm addiction: \\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


\\ \ \\
 
2013-06-02 03:26:09 PM

smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead


I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.
 
2013-06-02 03:26:20 PM
Another banner day for TRD.
 
2013-06-02 03:27:01 PM
Another Toyota just exploded

Blow up on Sunday don't sell on Monday

This is almost as bad as when the camery would randomly accelerate into on coming traffic
 
2013-06-02 03:27:09 PM
And the other guy with an engine from the same supplier as Kenseth, Truex Jr, blows up an engine. Methinks someone is gonna have a talk with the engine builder and tuner.
 
2013-06-02 03:27:17 PM
The NAPA car needs some know how.
 
2013-06-02 03:27:18 PM
And everyone driving a TRD car just collectively groaned.  Again.  Poor Truex.
 
2013-06-02 03:28:25 PM
Alright KyBu - when the green hits, beat that POS 48 and take it to the end!
 
2013-06-02 03:28:34 PM
Accident or not, I'm proud of Newman for rear ending JJ
 
2013-06-02 03:29:33 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead

I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.


Hope you feel better :(

It it improves your health someone just rear ended the 48 on pit road
 
2013-06-02 03:29:46 PM
Corn isn't green....
 
2013-06-02 03:31:05 PM

emonk: Corn isn't green....


Corn is supposed to be farking food, but not in this twisted farking world we have created
 
2013-06-02 03:32:30 PM

my lip balm addiction: emonk: Corn isn't green....

Corn is supposed to be farking food, but not in this twisted farking world we have created


there are cheaper (well, before subsidy), more efficient, non-food sources of ethanol out there, but alas..
 
2013-06-02 03:32:51 PM
Fell asleep in recliner with JJ in like 22nd and about to get lapped, wake up and apparently he's leading? Did he race his way up there, or was it a pit trick and he's got crazy old tires or some shiat?
 
2013-06-02 03:33:53 PM

smerfnablin: Adolf Oliver Nipples: smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead

I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.

Hope you feel better :(

It it improves your health someone just rear ended the 48 on pit road


I'm fine, just making jokes about how I was rebuked for my "unhealthy obsession" with JJ. Reverse-trolling, if you will.
 
2013-06-02 03:33:57 PM

the biggest redneck here: Fell asleep in recliner with JJ in like 22nd and about to get lapped, wake up and apparently he's leading? Did he race his way up there, or was it a pit trick and he's got crazy old tires or some shiat?


I blame Cardboard Chad.
 
2013-06-02 03:34:02 PM
I'm back. Doesn't look terribly exciting -- I'll be on 2 threads now
 
2013-06-02 03:34:17 PM
If Jimmie can stay ahead of Kyle and keep him out of the fresh air, things will just take care of themselves.
 
2013-06-02 03:34:22 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Accident or not, I'm proud of Newman for rear ending JJ


Newman has no power steering and got a speeding penalty

/for hitting the 48
 
2013-06-02 03:34:26 PM
A. kenseth - check

B. truex jr - check

e jr and s jr, what i have left

/i will be glad to start summer and end this horrid spring
 
2013-06-02 03:34:34 PM
Why did 2 drivers get the wave-around?  So confused.

/rubs idol
 
2013-06-02 03:34:50 PM

the biggest redneck here: Fell asleep in recliner with JJ in like 22nd and about to get lapped, wake up and apparently he's leading? Did he race his way up there, or was it a pit trick and he's got crazy old tires or some shiat?


"Debris" cautions, and Chad Knaus working his evil way with car adjustments and quick pit stops.
 
2013-06-02 03:35:20 PM

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


Ill agree with you on Jr and Smoke

My friend that I go to races with is a KyBu fan. One of us is usually pissed off on the way home
 
2013-06-02 03:35:22 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm \

NAPA blow now.
 
2013-06-02 03:36:31 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Having a TRD engine right now is like knowing you ate something off the buffet that has already given several people food poisoning.
 
2013-06-02 03:37:11 PM
yanno, it's a shame Smoke is no longer with BK.. I woulda liked to see him promote this
 
2013-06-02 03:37:33 PM

smerfnablin:
He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


TK owns it, I simply endorse it
 
2013-06-02 03:37:36 PM
Hamlin just went blowing by kyle

JPM is closing on kyle now

/kyle says "chatter" on radio?
 
2013-06-02 03:38:20 PM
Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.
 
2013-06-02 03:39:52 PM
WRECKED
 
2013-06-02 03:39:55 PM
And nascarcasm's hope of a Bloomin Onion is now gone
 
2013-06-02 03:39:57 PM
Gilliland and Newman into the wall hard.

Someone say something about a fight?
 
2013-06-02 03:40:05 PM
Newman!
 
2013-06-02 03:40:12 PM
Newman got tired of gilliland

38 and 39 both wrecked

Here comes the fist fight
 
2013-06-02 03:40:12 PM
sharetv.org
 
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