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(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2013-06-02 01:45:22 PM  
Jeff Gordon @JeffGordonWeb
#JeffGordon - "Whatever we had, we've lost it. Just real loose. Our saving grace is that it points the corner." #NASCAR #Team24
 
2013-06-02 01:45:45 PM  
Coming Up

Green FlagDebris caution then Pit Stops
 
2013-06-02 01:45:50 PM  
That's a pretty impressive stat by JGR
 
2013-06-02 01:46:12 PM  
Sure are a lot of empty seats there, what's the deal?
 
2013-06-02 01:47:04 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: turbokat: Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?

How much? Don't tempt me.


At this point, I might pay you.

Not really, just frustrated.
 
2013-06-02 01:47:43 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Jimmy will be next to go down a lap unless the Gods of Nascar intervene


Sorry - JJ has the Almirola paint scheme for some stupid farking reason. Either way - he is a lap down now. HERE COMES THE CAUTION!!
 
2013-06-02 01:47:49 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Sure are a lot of empty seats there, what's the deal?


Too many seats, crappy strung-out racing.
 
2013-06-02 01:48:54 PM  
Is there something special about Truex that I don't know about? They rode around in his in-car during the entire break.
 
2013-06-02 01:50:07 PM  
Johnson is struggling and is way down?

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2013-06-02 01:52:07 PM  
So after the pit stops JJ is back on the lead lap with a half a straightaway? Caution. Here it comes...
 
2013-06-02 01:52:53 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So after the pit stops JJ is back on the lead lap with a half a straightaway? Caution. Here it comes...


....aaaand caution's out.
 
2013-06-02 01:53:16 PM  
CAUTION!

I called it! Again!
 
2013-06-02 01:54:14 PM  
While we were away....

was it a legitimate caution or a BS debris caution?
 
2013-06-02 01:54:44 PM  
My big chance.  Maybe one day you can say I knew him when...Open casting call for major motion picture on Sunday  http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/22468767/open-casting-call-for-maj o r-motion-picture-on-sunday
 
2013-06-02 01:54:55 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-06-02 01:55:33 PM  
Aaaannnddd... you guys called it... but *Smoke* got the lucky dog, not He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
 
2013-06-02 01:55:40 PM  
'Debris' caution - bad
Stewart, not JJ, gets lap back - good
 
2013-06-02 01:56:25 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Aaaannnddd... you guys called it... but *Smoke* got the lucky dog, not He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.


He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named was the last car on the lead lap and was squarely in the gunsights, hence the caution.
 
2013-06-02 01:57:23 PM  
So why is JJ in 17th while Tony's in 20th?
 
2013-06-02 01:58:01 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: ClavellBCMI: Aaaannnddd... you guys called it... but *Smoke* got the lucky dog, not He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named was the last car on the lead lap and was squarely in the gunsights, hence the caution.


Oh.
 
2013-06-02 01:58:20 PM  
Well, with that bit of drama thoroughly squashed, it's time for me to cut out because US/Germany is about to get going on ESPN2 in a couple minutes.
 
2013-06-02 01:58:50 PM  
No DW, Kenseth clouted the apron.
 
2013-06-02 01:59:17 PM  
Does the audio on this jacked up or is it Dish being a batch? (It is slightly cloudy, time for issues)
 
2013-06-02 01:59:51 PM  

Tsrwedge: No DW, Kenseth clouted the apron.


^^^^
 
2013-06-02 02:01:01 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Does the audio on this jacked up or is it Dish being a batch? (It is slightly cloudy, time for issues)


Audio is good here on TimeWarner cable
 
2013-06-02 02:01:16 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Does the audio on this jacked up or is it Dish being a batch? (It is slightly cloudy, time for issues)


I'm sorry. Apparently I've forgotten English
 
2013-06-02 02:02:08 PM  
How can JJ run with DW's lips firmly attached to his schlong? Christ, he's even blowing Chad Knaus for all his "tools in the toolbox". Does that include hardcore cheating?
 
2013-06-02 02:02:12 PM  
KuBu is just a tad loose.
 
2013-06-02 02:02:36 PM  
FOX's announcers also have a big toolbox, in that they are a bunch of tools (except for Mike Joy)
 
2013-06-02 02:04:00 PM  
MRN bragging up Kurt, while TV shows him getting passed by the 48.
 
2013-06-02 02:04:01 PM  
DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.
 
2013-06-02 02:05:30 PM  
Bone Eater!

Cloudy here too...is the sun over the yardarm yet?
 
2013-06-02 02:05:46 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.


yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already
 
2013-06-02 02:07:49 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already


Oh, it isn't just him.......
 
2013-06-02 02:09:38 PM  

turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......


Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.
 
2013-06-02 02:10:59 PM  
How many frickin' blue cars are in this race?
 
2013-06-02 02:12:04 PM  

ClavellBCMI: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......

Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.


I understand that part.  It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.
 
2013-06-02 02:12:29 PM  
this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.
 
2013-06-02 02:13:32 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.


I was at Dover last fall. It isn't just the Gen 6 car.
 
2013-06-02 02:14:03 PM  
Oh sure, but when *I* wave my magic wand over a car they charge me with indecent exposure. Stupid double standard.
 
2013-06-02 02:14:28 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already


If they wouldn't fellate him and..wait...Chad Knaus' Magic Wand (!) all the damn time, I might not be so vocal in my hate.

Really? Chad Knaus' Magic Wand? Cheating isn't magic, guys.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:17 PM  

relaxitsjustme: I understand that part. It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.


Thank you for your concern for my health. It's touching.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:25 PM  

relaxitsjustme: ClavellBCMI: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......

Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.

I understand that part.  It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.


I dunno, I built the original voodoo shrine.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:27 PM  
Caution - debris.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:54 PM  
While we were away - CAUTION!
 
2013-06-02 02:16:00 PM  
...and CAUTION!
 
2013-06-02 02:17:02 PM  
"Debris" again? They must really want that 48 car to stay on the lead lap.
 
2013-06-02 02:17:31 PM  
Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?
 
2013-06-02 02:18:18 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.


I can't remember a race this year where the first half was exciting.

But the second halves have been well worth the electricity.

This'll pick up.
 
2013-06-02 02:18:18 PM  
Wait. The pit out line is the white one? I thought during the truck race they said it was the yellow one?
 
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