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(NASCAR)   It's raceday at the track in Dover, The cars are ready and checked over, Hamlin on the pole, Johnson in a hole, Let's hope weather stays nice and blows over. Your FedEX 400 Benefiting Autism Speaks discussion thread   (nascar.com) divider line 447
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2013-06-02 01:17:57 PM

Gosling: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.


Oh crap -- what channel?
 
2013-06-02 01:18:14 PM

catastrophe averted: Gosling: That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.

ClavellBCMI: Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.

Rattlehead: Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.

The terrorists are winning :(


I assume that due to the storms of this past week, there are a number of fans who didn't/couldn't make the trip to Dover.
 
2013-06-02 01:18:46 PM
FOR THE LAST TIME THIS YEAR FOLKS!

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2013-06-02 01:18:48 PM

emonk: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.


Damn.  Happened again.  Ok.  Let's try "The Hit List for Today".
 
2013-06-02 01:18:55 PM
Boogity Boogity Boogity, One Last Time!
 
2013-06-02 01:19:18 PM

Tsrwedge: Gosling: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.

Oh crap -- what channel?


ESPN2.

Also... really? We didn't even have the single extra car to send home after qualifying? Usually there's at least a 44th car to point and laugh at.
 
2013-06-02 01:20:36 PM

emonk: emonk: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.

Damn.  Happened again.  Ok.  Let's try "The Hit List for Today".


imageshack.us

i love the filter
 
2013-06-02 01:21:42 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To be fair, it wouldn't take much to beat yesterday's command of "Driver people, please ignite the motors and what have you."
 
2013-06-02 01:21:48 PM
Put the idol away today.  From Jayski:  Johnson also donating Dover winnings to Oklahoma: Five-time Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson was "shocked and floored" by the devastation he witnessed during a visit Thursday to tornado-ravaged Moore, Okla.
 
2013-06-02 01:21:48 PM

emonk: emonk: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.

Damn.  Happened again.  Ok.  Let's try "The Hit List for Today".


Any time you put the letter "s" next to the word "hit," even with spaces, the fark filter will change that combo to shiat.  You didn't typo :)
 
2013-06-02 01:21:56 PM
Chardonnay.

Let's see what happens.
 
2013-06-02 01:22:27 PM
emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Johnson
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.


FTFY
 
2013-06-02 01:22:37 PM

Gosling: Tsrwedge: Gosling: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.

Oh crap -- what channel?

ESPN2.

Also... really? We didn't even have the single extra car to send home after qualifying? Usually there's at least a 44th car to point and laugh at.


Don't worry, I'm sure the Usual Gang of Idiots will be loading their trailers up before this race is over.
 
2013-06-02 01:23:45 PM

emonk: Chardonnay.

Let's see what happens.


I was a member once of a Galacticomm BBS that had a chat room filter.  It took awhile to figure out why I couldn't talk about a certain white wine...
 
2013-06-02 01:23:57 PM
Re: US/Germany, imagine Ian Darke and Steve McManaman commentating a NASCAR race
 
2013-06-02 01:24:55 PM
Good. Get this racing off the tv. Back to our scheduled commercials.
 
2013-06-02 01:25:14 PM
Is "6th-generation Sprint Cup car" a new talking point, or is it just this week that I noticed?
 
2013-06-02 01:25:48 PM
I love a TNT race - no commercials on my feed!
 
2013-06-02 01:26:17 PM

my lip balm addiction: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr Johnson
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.

FTFY


No one around me in the league is betting on JJ.  Jr, on the other hand...
 
2013-06-02 01:26:35 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is "6th-generation Sprint Cup car" a new talking point, or is it just this week that I noticed?


Both. They've really started pushing it more and more as the car has proven not to race well.
 
2013-06-02 01:27:03 PM

Random Name Generator: Re: US/Germany, imagine Ian Darke and Steve McManaman commentating a NASCAR race


Oh, there's a crash in the 2nd turn! That's a yellow flag, surely! It has all gone a bit wrong for Keselowski!
 
2013-06-02 01:27:31 PM

crotchgrabber: Good. Get this racing off the tv. Back to our scheduled commercials.


Thank God for First Row. Link 2 has no commercials, just blessed silence from the booth while the cars run.
 
2013-06-02 01:29:06 PM
I wish Lee Diffy could call every race, everywhere.
 
2013-06-02 01:30:41 PM
And now they rename the DrunkCam.
 
2013-06-02 01:31:13 PM

crotchgrabber: I wish Lee Diffy could call every race, everywhere.


It'd be interesting to see Hindy, Jim Roller, and co. take on an oval race... maybe not so good for Hindy's health though.
 
2013-06-02 01:31:32 PM
Is anyone doing the commercial timer this week?
 
2013-06-02 01:33:00 PM
While you guys are away you're missing three-wide racing. Sucks to be you.
 
2013-06-02 01:33:07 PM
Welcome to the I Ate The Bones 500.
 
2013-06-02 01:33:13 PM
Danica almost takes out Stremme in the latest edition of "As 34th place turns"
 
2013-06-02 01:33:40 PM
Seriously, KFC, hashtagging iatethebones is not necessary.

At least you're better than Ivory Soap, which HACKED MY GODDAMN TWITTER ACCOUNT THIS WEEK so they could promote themselves on it. I had to change my password after that.
 
2013-06-02 01:34:39 PM
MRN "Danica Patrick having her problems early on here at Dover."
 
2013-06-02 01:35:37 PM

good_2_go: MRN "Danica Patrick having her problems early on here at Dover."


She usually does. She's a stronger racer later on, which doesn't do her much good if she gets herself in a deep hole early.
 
2013-06-02 01:38:38 PM
YES! He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named gets lapped!
 
2013-06-02 01:38:51 PM
JJ's in 22nd? Someone make it 43rd. Please.
 
2013-06-02 01:39:09 PM
1/4 lap until caution?
 
2013-06-02 01:39:47 PM
soooo.... debris caution?
 
2013-06-02 01:40:09 PM
ZOMG!!1!  JJ is about to go a lap down.  Someone throw a piece of paper on the track so they can have a caution!

/*eyeroll*
// bet they don't show him getting lapped.  We'll be in commercial for that (and every other bit of action on the track)
 
2013-06-02 01:40:11 PM
Miss Sprint Cup looks like she could suck-start one of these 6th-generation Sprint Cup cars.
 
2013-06-02 01:40:16 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

TMZ reports Danica is LIVID at Miles the Monster, and totally giving him the silent treatment.
 
2013-06-02 01:40:19 PM
Ms. Sprint Cup would look better is she wasn't all dolled up like a $30 whore
 
2013-06-02 01:41:19 PM
Jimmy will be next to go down a lap unless the Gods of Nascar intervene
 
2013-06-02 01:41:33 PM
We secretly replaced Jimmie Johnson's guys with JR Hildebrand's. Let's see what happens
 
2013-06-02 01:41:45 PM
Puppy brother.  Drink!
 
2013-06-02 01:42:14 PM
Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?
 
2013-06-02 01:42:48 PM

relaxitsjustme: Puppy brother.  Drink!


It's still coffee time on the best coast. You want me shakey and pissing myself?
 
2013-06-02 01:43:04 PM

turbokat: Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?


How much? Don't tempt me.
 
2013-06-02 01:43:18 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The answer to Dover's attendance issues is easily creating several of those giant tarps with images of race fans on them.
 
2013-06-02 01:43:51 PM
Busch has lapped everyone from position 23 on down. Yikes.
 
2013-06-02 01:44:05 PM
Three car-lengths away. Here comes the flag. Or shortly thereafter, so JJ can be the Lucky Dog.
 
2013-06-02 01:45:05 PM

crotchgrabber: relaxitsjustme: Puppy brother.  Drink!

It's still coffee time on the best coast. You want me shakey and pissing myself?


I'm 3 hours behind you and you just described how I woke up this morning
 
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