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2013-06-02 09:15:59 AM
I gotta say, Dover has the right idea (from Nascarcasm)

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 09:19:32 AM
39th? That GoDaddy driver drives like a girl.
 
2013-06-02 10:24:56 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-02 11:49:33 AM
Speed channel is currently trying to tell us the Gen 6 car is the greatest thing ever.
 
2013-06-02 11:52:01 AM

crotchgrabber: Speed channel is currently trying to tell us the Gen 6 car is the greatest thing ever.


I disagree
straightspeed.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-02 12:09:40 PM
Dover? I barely even know 'er!
 
2013-06-02 12:23:30 PM
Sigh. Let's go, Smoke!
 
2013-06-02 12:26:02 PM
I would like to point out that last week, my Idol finally came through as it should.

Juan Montoya actually did make Jimmie Johnson humble.
 
2013-06-02 12:26:10 PM
Nice!  Mark has a good spot up front.  Stay up there buddy.
 
2013-06-02 12:31:07 PM
@dustinlong
Green flag for today's race at Dover is scheduled for 1:15 pm ET
 
2013-06-02 12:31:39 PM
'Hi, viewers. Sorry we dumped our TV equipment on the track last week and hurt some fans. We can't help it. We're Fox.'
 
2013-06-02 12:31:54 PM
Nice apology Fox

/now if they'd just apologize for Digger
 
2013-06-02 12:35:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice apology Fox

/now if they'd just apologize for Digger


And Fox News...
and Simon Cowell...
and Gordon Ramsey...
and Glee...
and Joe Buck...
and having Gus Johnson do soccer...
and hiring those two tools from Canada for their over-promoted new sports channel...
and for said over-promoted new sports channel...

(I could go on and on)
 
2013-06-02 12:38:36 PM

desertgeek: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice apology Fox

/now if they'd just apologize for Digger

And Fox News...
and Simon Cowell...
and Gordon Ramsey...
and Glee...
and Joe Buck...
and having Gus Johnson do soccer...
and hiring those two tools from Canada for their over-promoted new sports channel...
and for said over-promoted new sports channel...

(I could go on and on)


All good points, along with many others

/I was just trying to stay on topic
//and under 1000 words
 
2013-06-02 12:48:24 PM
Carl Edwards, nearly getting decapitated by a pit road sign.
 
2013-06-02 12:50:53 PM
Wonder if anyone will be entertained today? Well, it's Dover so probably not.
 
2013-06-02 12:52:15 PM

Random Name Generator: Wonder if anyone will be entertained today? Well, it's Dover so probably not.


i.imgur.com

Forgot to add image
 
2013-06-02 12:55:18 PM

good_2_go: @dustinlong
Green flag for today's race at Dover is scheduled for 1:15 pm ET


Thank you. I gotta go for a bit around 2 but I should be back by 3-3:30, and in plenty of time for the 2nd Indy race.
 
2013-06-02 12:56:56 PM
I didn't think a wearable camera could be dorkier than Google Glass.  I would be wrong.
 
2013-06-02 12:57:12 PM
Why is this guy a thing? Why is he doing this? Stop doing the thing!
 
2013-06-02 12:57:47 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Today is the last time we get to see Larry, Darrell, and his other brother Darrell for the year. This is terrible.

It sure is, it sure is

/only because TNT is gonna make sure you get plenty of TNT in your NASCAR, enough to make your head explode
 
2013-06-02 01:00:30 PM
Morning all!  What's the over-under on wrong posts between this thread and the hopefully-upcoming Indy thread today?
 
2013-06-02 01:01:17 PM

Tsrwedge: Morning all!  What's the over-under on wrong posts between this thread and the hopefully-upcoming Indy thread today?


From me, maybe a few. Happened last week
 
2013-06-02 01:02:04 PM
"We pray in Christ's name. Amen. Shalom."
 
2013-06-02 01:03:13 PM
I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.
 
2013-06-02 01:04:56 PM

Tsrwedge: Morning all!  What's the over-under on wrong posts between this thread and the hopefully-upcoming Indy thread today?


Indy thread is coming. Maybe to mix it up someone will confuse this thread with an imaginary NFL thread.
 
2013-06-02 01:05:07 PM

crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.


I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.
 
2013-06-02 01:06:19 PM

crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.


I'll be peeking in and out during  the whole race.
*Stupid cooking for family get-together!*
"Make ribs" they said,,,"Make your coconut cream pie" they said... "Don't forget the coleslaw" they said....
 
2013-06-02 01:09:08 PM
Alright, I got BK, the Busch Bros, Hamlin & Truex this week. Let's do this!!!
 
2013-06-02 01:09:09 PM

DanZero: The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Today is the last time we get to see Larry, Darrell, and his other brother Darrell for the year. This is terrible.

It sure is, it sure is

/only because TNT is gonna make sure you get plenty of TNT in your NASCAR, enough to make your head explode


Anything to get Mikey off the damn screen, he consistently ruins my Sundays.
 
2013-06-02 01:09:29 PM
@CandiceSpencer 2m
The drivers are getting ready to roll but where are the fans? Waiting to go through security

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-06-02 01:09:36 PM

DanZero: I gotta say, Dover has the right idea (from Nascarcasm)

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That is most excellent!
 

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I would like to point out that last week, my Idol finally came through as it should.

Juan Montoya actually did make Jimmie Johnson humble.


This is what happens when you create a well tuned idol.  Congrats!


Gosling: Why is this guy a thing? Why is he doing this? Stop doing the thing!


I missed it - just got home from work.  I have to know what this thing is so I can laugh my butt off :)

/Hey y'all.  Hope this race is more entertaining than the last few.
//Go Jeffy!
 
2013-06-02 01:10:09 PM
The FedEx senior vice president of marketing? I'm watching THE FedEx senior vice president of marketing? OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
 
2013-06-02 01:11:02 PM

anniesmom: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'll be peeking in and out during  the whole race.
*Stupid cooking for family get-together!*
"Make ribs" they said,,,"Make your coconut cream pie" they said... "Don't forget the coleslaw" they said....


Just throw some chips in a bowl and hang out with us :)  Tell them to deal with it LOL
 
2013-06-02 01:11:08 PM

catastrophe averted: I missed it - just got home from work. I have to know what this thing is so I can laugh my butt off :)


Running around pit road and being a general dork.
 
2013-06-02 01:11:20 PM
@dustinlong 2m
Mark Armstrong, tire changer who got knocked down when Kligerman took off with jack Sat, is back in pits working in 83 today.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:06 PM

Gosling: catastrophe averted: I missed it - just got home from work. I have to know what this thing is so I can laugh my butt off :)

Running around pit road and being a general dork.


Mikey?  He's the spontaneous entertainment for the pre-race show.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:24 PM
That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:30 PM
Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:50 PM
Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.
 
2013-06-02 01:14:01 PM
Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.
 
2013-06-02 01:14:25 PM
 
2013-06-02 01:14:44 PM

catastrophe averted: anniesmom: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'll be peeking in and out during  the whole race.
*Stupid cooking for family get-together!*
"Make ribs" they said,,,"Make your coconut cream pie" they said... "Don't forget the coleslaw" they said....

Just throw some chips in a bowl and hang out with us :)  Tell them to deal with it LOL


Too late, ribs are smoking as we speak.
I'll remember that for next time though!
Lol
 
2013-06-02 01:15:06 PM

emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.


Filterpwned.
 
2013-06-02 01:15:13 PM
I went to a NASCAR race and a Marlins game broke out.
 
2013-06-02 01:15:29 PM

Gosling: That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.


ClavellBCMI: Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.


Rattlehead: Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.


The terrorists are winning :(
 
2013-06-02 01:15:43 PM
Jimmie Johnson!
Once again Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you,
put you in the Camel Clutch,
break your back,
f*ck your ass,
and make you humble.

i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 01:16:40 PM

ClavellBCMI: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.

Filterpwned.


But it actually worked with the fark filter.  Totally appropriate.
 
2013-06-02 01:16:59 PM
Well, I guess the answer to "what do you want to do today for our 29th anniversary?" wasn't "watch the race"

GO MARK
 
2013-06-02 01:17:12 PM

emonk: Today'shiat list:


Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.
 
2013-06-02 01:17:57 PM

Gosling: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.


Oh crap -- what channel?
 
2013-06-02 01:18:14 PM

catastrophe averted: Gosling: That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.

ClavellBCMI: Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.

Rattlehead: Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.

The terrorists are winning :(


I assume that due to the storms of this past week, there are a number of fans who didn't/couldn't make the trip to Dover.
 
2013-06-02 01:18:46 PM
FOR THE LAST TIME THIS YEAR FOLKS!

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 01:18:48 PM

emonk: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.


Damn.  Happened again.  Ok.  Let's try "The Hit List for Today".
 
2013-06-02 01:18:55 PM
Boogity Boogity Boogity, One Last Time!
 
2013-06-02 01:19:18 PM

Tsrwedge: Gosling: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.

Oh crap -- what channel?


ESPN2.

Also... really? We didn't even have the single extra car to send home after qualifying? Usually there's at least a 44th car to point and laugh at.
 
2013-06-02 01:20:36 PM

emonk: emonk: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.

Damn.  Happened again.  Ok.  Let's try "The Hit List for Today".


imageshack.us

i love the filter
 
2013-06-02 01:21:42 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

To be fair, it wouldn't take much to beat yesterday's command of "Driver people, please ignite the motors and what have you."
 
2013-06-02 01:21:48 PM
Put the idol away today.  From Jayski:  Johnson also donating Dover winnings to Oklahoma: Five-time Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson was "shocked and floored" by the devastation he witnessed during a visit Thursday to tornado-ravaged Moore, Okla.
 
2013-06-02 01:21:48 PM

emonk: emonk: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.

Damn.  Happened again.  Ok.  Let's try "The Hit List for Today".


Any time you put the letter "s" next to the word "hit," even with spaces, the fark filter will change that combo to shiat.  You didn't typo :)
 
2013-06-02 01:21:56 PM
Chardonnay.

Let's see what happens.
 
2013-06-02 01:22:27 PM
emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Johnson
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.


FTFY
 
2013-06-02 01:22:37 PM

Gosling: Tsrwedge: Gosling: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.

Oh crap -- what channel?

ESPN2.

Also... really? We didn't even have the single extra car to send home after qualifying? Usually there's at least a 44th car to point and laugh at.


Don't worry, I'm sure the Usual Gang of Idiots will be loading their trailers up before this race is over.
 
2013-06-02 01:23:45 PM

emonk: Chardonnay.

Let's see what happens.


I was a member once of a Galacticomm BBS that had a chat room filter.  It took awhile to figure out why I couldn't talk about a certain white wine...
 
2013-06-02 01:23:57 PM
Re: US/Germany, imagine Ian Darke and Steve McManaman commentating a NASCAR race
 
2013-06-02 01:24:55 PM
Good. Get this racing off the tv. Back to our scheduled commercials.
 
2013-06-02 01:25:14 PM
Is "6th-generation Sprint Cup car" a new talking point, or is it just this week that I noticed?
 
2013-06-02 01:25:48 PM
I love a TNT race - no commercials on my feed!
 
2013-06-02 01:26:17 PM

my lip balm addiction: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr Johnson
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.

FTFY


No one around me in the league is betting on JJ.  Jr, on the other hand...
 
2013-06-02 01:26:35 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is "6th-generation Sprint Cup car" a new talking point, or is it just this week that I noticed?


Both. They've really started pushing it more and more as the car has proven not to race well.
 
2013-06-02 01:27:03 PM

Random Name Generator: Re: US/Germany, imagine Ian Darke and Steve McManaman commentating a NASCAR race


Oh, there's a crash in the 2nd turn! That's a yellow flag, surely! It has all gone a bit wrong for Keselowski!
 
2013-06-02 01:27:31 PM

crotchgrabber: Good. Get this racing off the tv. Back to our scheduled commercials.


Thank God for First Row. Link 2 has no commercials, just blessed silence from the booth while the cars run.
 
2013-06-02 01:29:06 PM
I wish Lee Diffy could call every race, everywhere.
 
2013-06-02 01:30:41 PM
And now they rename the DrunkCam.
 
2013-06-02 01:31:13 PM

crotchgrabber: I wish Lee Diffy could call every race, everywhere.


It'd be interesting to see Hindy, Jim Roller, and co. take on an oval race... maybe not so good for Hindy's health though.
 
2013-06-02 01:31:32 PM
Is anyone doing the commercial timer this week?
 
2013-06-02 01:33:00 PM
While you guys are away you're missing three-wide racing. Sucks to be you.
 
2013-06-02 01:33:07 PM
Welcome to the I Ate The Bones 500.
 
2013-06-02 01:33:13 PM
Danica almost takes out Stremme in the latest edition of "As 34th place turns"
 
2013-06-02 01:33:40 PM
Seriously, KFC, hashtagging iatethebones is not necessary.

At least you're better than Ivory Soap, which HACKED MY GODDAMN TWITTER ACCOUNT THIS WEEK so they could promote themselves on it. I had to change my password after that.
 
2013-06-02 01:34:39 PM
MRN "Danica Patrick having her problems early on here at Dover."
 
2013-06-02 01:35:37 PM

good_2_go: MRN "Danica Patrick having her problems early on here at Dover."


She usually does. She's a stronger racer later on, which doesn't do her much good if she gets herself in a deep hole early.
 
2013-06-02 01:38:38 PM
YES! He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named gets lapped!
 
2013-06-02 01:38:51 PM
JJ's in 22nd? Someone make it 43rd. Please.
 
2013-06-02 01:39:09 PM
1/4 lap until caution?
 
2013-06-02 01:39:47 PM
soooo.... debris caution?
 
2013-06-02 01:40:09 PM
ZOMG!!1!  JJ is about to go a lap down.  Someone throw a piece of paper on the track so they can have a caution!

/*eyeroll*
// bet they don't show him getting lapped.  We'll be in commercial for that (and every other bit of action on the track)
 
2013-06-02 01:40:11 PM
Miss Sprint Cup looks like she could suck-start one of these 6th-generation Sprint Cup cars.
 
2013-06-02 01:40:16 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

TMZ reports Danica is LIVID at Miles the Monster, and totally giving him the silent treatment.
 
2013-06-02 01:40:19 PM
Ms. Sprint Cup would look better is she wasn't all dolled up like a $30 whore
 
2013-06-02 01:41:19 PM
Jimmy will be next to go down a lap unless the Gods of Nascar intervene
 
2013-06-02 01:41:33 PM
We secretly replaced Jimmie Johnson's guys with JR Hildebrand's. Let's see what happens
 
2013-06-02 01:41:45 PM
Puppy brother.  Drink!
 
2013-06-02 01:42:14 PM
Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?
 
2013-06-02 01:42:48 PM

relaxitsjustme: Puppy brother.  Drink!


It's still coffee time on the best coast. You want me shakey and pissing myself?
 
2013-06-02 01:43:04 PM

turbokat: Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?


How much? Don't tempt me.
 
2013-06-02 01:43:18 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The answer to Dover's attendance issues is easily creating several of those giant tarps with images of race fans on them.
 
2013-06-02 01:43:51 PM
Busch has lapped everyone from position 23 on down. Yikes.
 
2013-06-02 01:44:05 PM
Three car-lengths away. Here comes the flag. Or shortly thereafter, so JJ can be the Lucky Dog.
 
2013-06-02 01:45:05 PM

crotchgrabber: relaxitsjustme: Puppy brother.  Drink!

It's still coffee time on the best coast. You want me shakey and pissing myself?


I'm 3 hours behind you and you just described how I woke up this morning
 
2013-06-02 01:45:22 PM
Jeff Gordon @JeffGordonWeb
#JeffGordon - "Whatever we had, we've lost it. Just real loose. Our saving grace is that it points the corner." #NASCAR #Team24
 
2013-06-02 01:45:45 PM
Coming Up

Green FlagDebris caution then Pit Stops
 
2013-06-02 01:45:50 PM
That's a pretty impressive stat by JGR
 
2013-06-02 01:46:12 PM
Sure are a lot of empty seats there, what's the deal?
 
2013-06-02 01:47:04 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: turbokat: Sorry I'm tardy. I've been trying to solve a carb issue on my ZRX1200R. That was after the crankcase full of gas that greeted me 3 weeks ago.

Anybody wanna buy a bike?

How much? Don't tempt me.


At this point, I might pay you.

Not really, just frustrated.
 
2013-06-02 01:47:43 PM

my lip balm addiction: Jimmy will be next to go down a lap unless the Gods of Nascar intervene


Sorry - JJ has the Almirola paint scheme for some stupid farking reason. Either way - he is a lap down now. HERE COMES THE CAUTION!!
 
2013-06-02 01:47:49 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Sure are a lot of empty seats there, what's the deal?


Too many seats, crappy strung-out racing.
 
2013-06-02 01:48:54 PM
Is there something special about Truex that I don't know about? They rode around in his in-car during the entire break.
 
2013-06-02 01:50:07 PM
Johnson is struggling and is way down?

imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-02 01:52:07 PM
So after the pit stops JJ is back on the lead lap with a half a straightaway? Caution. Here it comes...
 
2013-06-02 01:52:53 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: So after the pit stops JJ is back on the lead lap with a half a straightaway? Caution. Here it comes...


....aaaand caution's out.
 
2013-06-02 01:53:16 PM
CAUTION!

I called it! Again!
 
2013-06-02 01:54:14 PM
While we were away....

was it a legitimate caution or a BS debris caution?
 
2013-06-02 01:54:44 PM
My big chance.  Maybe one day you can say I knew him when...Open casting call for major motion picture on Sunday  http://www.hawaiinewsnow.com/story/22468767/open-casting-call-for-maj o r-motion-picture-on-sunday
 
2013-06-02 01:54:55 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-06-02 01:55:33 PM
Aaaannnddd... you guys called it... but *Smoke* got the lucky dog, not He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
 
2013-06-02 01:55:40 PM
'Debris' caution - bad
Stewart, not JJ, gets lap back - good
 
2013-06-02 01:56:25 PM

ClavellBCMI: Aaaannnddd... you guys called it... but *Smoke* got the lucky dog, not He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.


He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named was the last car on the lead lap and was squarely in the gunsights, hence the caution.
 
2013-06-02 01:57:23 PM
So why is JJ in 17th while Tony's in 20th?
 
2013-06-02 01:58:01 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: ClavellBCMI: Aaaannnddd... you guys called it... but *Smoke* got the lucky dog, not He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named was the last car on the lead lap and was squarely in the gunsights, hence the caution.


Oh.
 
2013-06-02 01:58:20 PM
Well, with that bit of drama thoroughly squashed, it's time for me to cut out because US/Germany is about to get going on ESPN2 in a couple minutes.
 
2013-06-02 01:58:50 PM
No DW, Kenseth clouted the apron.
 
2013-06-02 01:59:17 PM
Does the audio on this jacked up or is it Dish being a batch? (It is slightly cloudy, time for issues)
 
2013-06-02 01:59:51 PM

Tsrwedge: No DW, Kenseth clouted the apron.


^^^^
 
2013-06-02 02:01:01 PM

QueenMamaBee: Does the audio on this jacked up or is it Dish being a batch? (It is slightly cloudy, time for issues)


Audio is good here on TimeWarner cable
 
2013-06-02 02:01:16 PM

QueenMamaBee: Does the audio on this jacked up or is it Dish being a batch? (It is slightly cloudy, time for issues)


I'm sorry. Apparently I've forgotten English
 
2013-06-02 02:02:08 PM
How can JJ run with DW's lips firmly attached to his schlong? Christ, he's even blowing Chad Knaus for all his "tools in the toolbox". Does that include hardcore cheating?
 
2013-06-02 02:02:12 PM
KuBu is just a tad loose.
 
2013-06-02 02:02:36 PM
FOX's announcers also have a big toolbox, in that they are a bunch of tools (except for Mike Joy)
 
2013-06-02 02:04:00 PM
MRN bragging up Kurt, while TV shows him getting passed by the 48.
 
2013-06-02 02:04:01 PM
DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.
 
2013-06-02 02:05:30 PM
Bone Eater!

Cloudy here too...is the sun over the yardarm yet?
 
2013-06-02 02:05:46 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.


yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already
 
2013-06-02 02:07:49 PM

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already


Oh, it isn't just him.......
 
2013-06-02 02:09:38 PM

turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......


Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.
 
2013-06-02 02:10:59 PM
How many frickin' blue cars are in this race?
 
2013-06-02 02:12:04 PM

ClavellBCMI: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......

Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.


I understand that part.  It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.
 
2013-06-02 02:12:29 PM
this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.
 
2013-06-02 02:13:32 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.


I was at Dover last fall. It isn't just the Gen 6 car.
 
2013-06-02 02:14:03 PM
Oh sure, but when *I* wave my magic wand over a car they charge me with indecent exposure. Stupid double standard.
 
2013-06-02 02:14:28 PM

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already


If they wouldn't fellate him and..wait...Chad Knaus' Magic Wand (!) all the damn time, I might not be so vocal in my hate.

Really? Chad Knaus' Magic Wand? Cheating isn't magic, guys.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:17 PM

relaxitsjustme: I understand that part. It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.


Thank you for your concern for my health. It's touching.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:25 PM

relaxitsjustme: ClavellBCMI: turbokat: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: DW talking about JJ and "if another caution comes". He probably knows the exact lap it's going to come.

yeah yeah you hate JJ.  we get it already

Oh, it isn't just him.......

Yep, there's only a few JJ fans that post here, most of the rest of us are in the "Anyone can win *except* the 48" crew.

I understand that part.  It's just that Adolf's fixation w/ 48 is to the point where it's not healthy.


I dunno, I built the original voodoo shrine.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:27 PM
Caution - debris.
 
2013-06-02 02:15:54 PM
While we were away - CAUTION!
 
2013-06-02 02:16:00 PM
...and CAUTION!
 
2013-06-02 02:17:02 PM
"Debris" again? They must really want that 48 car to stay on the lead lap.
 
2013-06-02 02:17:31 PM
Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?
 
2013-06-02 02:18:18 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.


I can't remember a race this year where the first half was exciting.

But the second halves have been well worth the electricity.

This'll pick up.
 
2013-06-02 02:18:18 PM
Wait. The pit out line is the white one? I thought during the truck race they said it was the yellow one?
 
2013-06-02 02:18:45 PM

ClavellBCMI: "Debris" again? They must really want that 48 car to stay on the lead lap.


smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?


Stop, guys. That's unhealthy.
 
2013-06-02 02:19:05 PM
Kevin Harvick to spotter: "You could be a driver, you biatch a lot" after spotter was mad about how 48 raced him
 
2013-06-02 02:19:56 PM

smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?


That was Johnson's fault for being between Juablo and the track dryers in the infield.
 
2013-06-02 02:22:00 PM
Quit sucking JJ's dick DW - 'ol blue eyes' is Kahne
 
2013-06-02 02:22:01 PM
*post deleted for health reasons*
 
2013-06-02 02:22:59 PM

smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?


Look, we all know you are fully on Johnson's D - but there was nothing intentional about that.
 
2013-06-02 02:23:59 PM
Anybody else start MM in FF?
 
2013-06-02 02:27:07 PM

my lip balm addiction: smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?

Look, we all know you are fully on Johnson's D - but there was nothing intentional about that.


Oh come on! I'm not going to fanboy it up but JuanPablo AIMED for Johnson.

Now? 1 week later!?

JPM is running 4th as the power idol smiles upon him!
 
2013-06-02 02:27:20 PM
EEEK Im late
 
2013-06-02 02:28:31 PM

relaxitsjustme: Anybody else start MM in FF?


Nope.
Just the one with MM on the hood.
 
2013-06-02 02:29:19 PM
I think that that is why I don't think MM will win any more - he really is too willing to give up a spot rather than hold it and race 'em tight anymore.
 
2013-06-02 02:30:07 PM

smerfnablin: my lip balm addiction: smerfnablin: Is anyone else shocked JPM didn't get fine for intentionally hitting the 48 last week in the grass ?

Look, we all know you are fully on Johnson's D - but there was nothing intentional about that.

Oh come on! I'm not going to fanboy it up but JuanPablo AIMED for Johnson.

Now? 1 week later!?

JPM is running 4th as the power idol smiles upon him!


Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good dude.
 
2013-06-02 02:30:58 PM
Why is Danica in 39th?

Did she hit something?
 
2013-06-02 02:31:29 PM
Great. Engine problems for JGR cars again. Joey too?
 
2013-06-02 02:31:45 PM

emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.


One down.
 
2013-06-02 02:32:07 PM
And Kenseth done blowed up... again.
 
2013-06-02 02:32:36 PM
of course matt kenseth blows up, he was my A driver LOL.
 
2013-06-02 02:32:47 PM

smerfnablin: Why is Danica in 39th?

Did she hit something?


Got into Stremme and had to pit early.
 
2013-06-02 02:32:56 PM

smerfnablin: Why is Danica in 39th?

Did she hit something?


Half the field while trying to stay on the lead lap.
 
2013-06-02 02:33:09 PM
Matt kenseth blew a valve

And logano blew a left front tire

Toyota just lost some camera time
 
2013-06-02 02:33:56 PM

smerfnablin: Why is Danica in 39th?

Did she hit something?


Yea, she hit the racetrack. Why would you expect more?

She actually got into Stremme earlier and immediately came in and has been 3+ laps down since.
 
2013-06-02 02:34:22 PM
JGR needs a new engine builder
 
2013-06-02 02:34:35 PM
Matt should've use the light connecting rods this week.
 
2013-06-02 02:34:50 PM

crotchgrabber: Great. Engine problems for JGR cars again. Joey too?


I am fine with Kenseth and JLo being out. Hope the bug doesn;t hit KyBu though..
 
2013-06-02 02:35:39 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: of course matt kenseth blows up, he was my A driver LOL.


Same
 
2013-06-02 02:35:57 PM
Is it wrong that I want to log onto the Kenseth message board and post the Nelson Muntz Ha Ha pic?
 
2013-06-02 02:37:09 PM
MRN talking about approaching weather?
 
2013-06-02 02:39:26 PM
And BOOM goes Kvapil's motor!
 
2013-06-02 02:40:20 PM
Kvation.
 
2013-06-02 02:40:22 PM
See!

Jimmy thought better than to mess with Montoya - DW
 
2013-06-02 02:40:29 PM
SPOILER ALERT: CENA JOHNSON WINS!
 
2013-06-02 02:40:48 PM
Kenseth on MRN: "Hopefully they figure it out by September."

/it's been years now, Matt
//don't hold your breath
 
2013-06-02 02:41:13 PM

eddievercetti: SPOILER ALERT: CENA JOHNSON WINS!


That's a spoiler?
 
2013-06-02 02:45:30 PM
I gotta get me some of that NOS
 
2013-06-02 02:47:02 PM
This race is thrilling. I'm having chili with tapatio and a bottle of mexican coke.
 
2013-06-02 02:47:19 PM

smerfnablin: Matt kenseth blew a valve

And logano blew a left front tire

Toyota just lost some camera time


You're welcome :)

/I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu
 
2013-06-02 02:48:16 PM

QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu


Uh oh.
 
2013-06-02 02:48:24 PM
So engine problems at Dover? This could make things interesting.
 
2013-06-02 02:49:36 PM
I just realized, did they not have Hammond standing on top of something stupid this week? Maybe they thought it was a bad idea after he was by the sky cam last week.
 
2013-06-02 02:51:32 PM

vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.


Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules
 
2013-06-02 02:53:54 PM

smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


Pfft. *starts dry humping*
 
2013-06-02 02:54:05 PM

smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


This isn't 'Nam, we have RULES HERE!

I probably got that wrong, but yeah.  A week's reprieve would be nice.
 
2013-06-02 02:55:14 PM
I'm not going to miss the sound failure they've been having at Fox in the pits.
 
2013-06-02 02:55:43 PM
Ty turbokat!

48 just passed the 18!
 
2013-06-02 02:59:42 PM
Thank you VW :)

If I could I'd like a Walter meme for you :)
 
2013-06-02 03:02:07 PM
WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.
 
2013-06-02 03:02:09 PM

turbokat: smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules

Pfft. *starts dry humping*


Good job dude - you completely farked up the idol now.
 
2013-06-02 03:02:40 PM
It looks like all the guys who took 2 tires last stop are paying for it now

Left front does not like Dover
 
2013-06-02 03:04:46 PM

my lip balm addiction: turbokat: smerfnablin: vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: /I have my own idol
//you're next KyBu

Uh oh.

Kyle blew up last week right?

He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules

Pfft. *starts dry humping*

Good job dude - you completely farked up the idol now.


It's early in the race, don't panic.
 
2013-06-02 03:05:13 PM
Imagine how much better Bowyer would be running in McMurray's car.
 
2013-06-02 03:06:33 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.


LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!
 
2013-06-02 03:09:43 PM

eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!


Please stop. My heart might start palpitating. Have you no concern for my well-being like relaxitsjustme?
 
2013-06-02 03:11:43 PM
Boner pill time
 
2013-06-02 03:12:22 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm
$10 says when @NASCARONFOX packs up for the season after this race, they accidentally leave Jeff Hammond at whatever weird location he's in.
 
2013-06-02 03:13:06 PM
Sleepy Hollow remade for the modern day? Really?
 
2013-06-02 03:13:24 PM

my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time


For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?
 
2013-06-02 03:15:07 PM
18 is racing the 56 pretty hard for worn tires

Cooler track is more forgiving
 
2013-06-02 03:16:14 PM
*Rubs idol.
 
2013-06-02 03:17:03 PM

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?


I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.
 
2013-06-02 03:18:58 PM
Hmmm...last week I fired up my Idol and JJ got spun out AND JPMed....

/Firing up the idol again
//Aiming it for the 48
 
2013-06-02 03:19:02 PM

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.


You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.
 
2013-06-02 03:19:34 PM

eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!


I wish someone would whack JJ like JLo did Hamlin and put put JJ out a few weeks. That would be glorious.

/race has gotten farking boring
 
2013-06-02 03:21:34 PM

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.


You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front
 
2013-06-02 03:23:15 PM

my lip balm addiction: eddievercetti: Adolf Oliver Nipples: WWE on wheels. It blows the mind.

LET'S GO JOHNSON, JOHNSON SUCKS!

I wish someone would whack JJ like JLo did Hamlin and put put JJ out a few weeks. That would be glorious.

/race has gotten farking boring


I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead

Danica is up to 32nd

That's... Better?
 
2013-06-02 03:25:13 PM
No caution for the flat tire and swerving? Guess we know who's in front.
 
2013-06-02 03:25:37 PM

my lip balm addiction: \\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


\\ \ \\
 
2013-06-02 03:26:09 PM

smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead


I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.
 
2013-06-02 03:26:20 PM
Another banner day for TRD.
 
2013-06-02 03:27:01 PM
Another Toyota just exploded

Blow up on Sunday don't sell on Monday

This is almost as bad as when the camery would randomly accelerate into on coming traffic
 
2013-06-02 03:27:09 PM
And the other guy with an engine from the same supplier as Kenseth, Truex Jr, blows up an engine. Methinks someone is gonna have a talk with the engine builder and tuner.
 
2013-06-02 03:27:17 PM
The NAPA car needs some know how.
 
2013-06-02 03:27:18 PM
And everyone driving a TRD car just collectively groaned.  Again.  Poor Truex.
 
2013-06-02 03:28:25 PM
Alright KyBu - when the green hits, beat that POS 48 and take it to the end!
 
2013-06-02 03:28:34 PM
Accident or not, I'm proud of Newman for rear ending JJ
 
2013-06-02 03:29:33 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead

I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.


Hope you feel better :(

It it improves your health someone just rear ended the 48 on pit road
 
2013-06-02 03:29:46 PM
Corn isn't green....
 
2013-06-02 03:31:05 PM

emonk: Corn isn't green....


Corn is supposed to be farking food, but not in this twisted farking world we have created
 
2013-06-02 03:32:30 PM

my lip balm addiction: emonk: Corn isn't green....

Corn is supposed to be farking food, but not in this twisted farking world we have created


there are cheaper (well, before subsidy), more efficient, non-food sources of ethanol out there, but alas..
 
2013-06-02 03:32:51 PM
Fell asleep in recliner with JJ in like 22nd and about to get lapped, wake up and apparently he's leading? Did he race his way up there, or was it a pit trick and he's got crazy old tires or some shiat?
 
2013-06-02 03:33:53 PM

smerfnablin: Adolf Oliver Nipples: smerfnablin: I notice these threads get quiet when the 48 is in the lead

I'm being extra careful due to my waning health. Sorry.

Hope you feel better :(

It it improves your health someone just rear ended the 48 on pit road


I'm fine, just making jokes about how I was rebuked for my "unhealthy obsession" with JJ. Reverse-trolling, if you will.
 
2013-06-02 03:33:57 PM

the biggest redneck here: Fell asleep in recliner with JJ in like 22nd and about to get lapped, wake up and apparently he's leading? Did he race his way up there, or was it a pit trick and he's got crazy old tires or some shiat?


I blame Cardboard Chad.
 
2013-06-02 03:34:02 PM
I'm back. Doesn't look terribly exciting -- I'll be on 2 threads now
 
2013-06-02 03:34:17 PM
If Jimmie can stay ahead of Kyle and keep him out of the fresh air, things will just take care of themselves.
 
2013-06-02 03:34:22 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Accident or not, I'm proud of Newman for rear ending JJ


Newman has no power steering and got a speeding penalty

/for hitting the 48
 
2013-06-02 03:34:26 PM
A. kenseth - check

B. truex jr - check

e jr and s jr, what i have left

/i will be glad to start summer and end this horrid spring
 
2013-06-02 03:34:34 PM
Why did 2 drivers get the wave-around?  So confused.

/rubs idol
 
2013-06-02 03:34:50 PM

the biggest redneck here: Fell asleep in recliner with JJ in like 22nd and about to get lapped, wake up and apparently he's leading? Did he race his way up there, or was it a pit trick and he's got crazy old tires or some shiat?


"Debris" cautions, and Chad Knaus working his evil way with car adjustments and quick pit stops.
 
2013-06-02 03:35:20 PM

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


Ill agree with you on Jr and Smoke

My friend that I go to races with is a KyBu fan. One of us is usually pissed off on the way home
 
2013-06-02 03:35:22 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm \

NAPA blow now.
 
2013-06-02 03:36:31 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Having a TRD engine right now is like knowing you ate something off the buffet that has already given several people food poisoning.
 
2013-06-02 03:37:11 PM
yanno, it's a shame Smoke is no longer with BK.. I woulda liked to see him promote this
 
2013-06-02 03:37:33 PM

smerfnablin:
He gets 1 week of idol immunity

/danzero and turbokat would be dry humping the damn thing if we didn't have rules


TK owns it, I simply endorse it
 
2013-06-02 03:37:36 PM
Hamlin just went blowing by kyle

JPM is closing on kyle now

/kyle says "chatter" on radio?
 
2013-06-02 03:38:20 PM
Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.
 
2013-06-02 03:39:52 PM
WRECKED
 
2013-06-02 03:39:55 PM
And nascarcasm's hope of a Bloomin Onion is now gone
 
2013-06-02 03:39:57 PM
Gilliland and Newman into the wall hard.

Someone say something about a fight?
 
2013-06-02 03:40:05 PM
Newman!
 
2013-06-02 03:40:12 PM
Newman got tired of gilliland

38 and 39 both wrecked

Here comes the fist fight
 
2013-06-02 03:40:12 PM
sharetv.org
 
2013-06-02 03:40:39 PM

kteela: Wow, KyBu going backwards.  Sorry vw.

*turns idol towards JJ, continues rubbing.


Dammit Kyle1

Uh oh, a battle of the mediocre.
 
2013-06-02 03:40:46 PM
Here we go.
 
2013-06-02 03:40:56 PM
Yelling at him through his window? lol
 
2013-06-02 03:40:57 PM
Newman's keeping his helmet on so he doesn't get punched in the head.
 
2013-06-02 03:41:14 PM
Booooooo.
 
2013-06-02 03:41:22 PM
Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!
 
2013-06-02 03:41:24 PM

emonk: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: this race is boring

If freakin Dover can be boring, then it's time for NASCAR to admit that the Gen6 cars are an abject failure.

I can't remember a race this year where the first half was exciting.

But the second halves have been well worth the electricity.

This'll pick up.


See?
 
2013-06-02 03:42:13 PM

ClavellBCMI: Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!


old timey bare-knuckle boxing with handlebar moustaches?
 
2013-06-02 03:42:38 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Gilliland: what the hell, Newman? How am I supposed to get a free Bloomin' Onion with you pulling crap like that?
 
2013-06-02 03:42:57 PM
Oh you damn pussies.
 
2013-06-02 03:43:27 PM

The Bestest: ClavellBCMI: Rats... they didn't settle it like gentlemen!

old timey bare-knuckle boxing with handlebar moustaches?


Toe the line and slug away!
 
2013-06-02 03:43:29 PM

QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front

Ill agree with you on Jr and Smoke

My friend that I go to races with is a KyBu fan. One of us is usually pissed off on the way home


Lol, I could see that.
 
2013-06-02 03:44:09 PM
Stupid hillbillies.
 
2013-06-02 03:44:49 PM

Cheesehead_Dave: Newman's keeping his helmet on so he doesn't get punched in the head.


If Newman was going to do that, he should've been man enough to also race out of his car ready to throw.

And when he didn't, DG should've hit him anyways.

Both pussies.
 
2013-06-02 03:44:57 PM
I think Tony Stewart might have a problem fielding sponsors next year with crap like this

At least princess sparkle pony is in the top 30 now
 
2013-06-02 03:45:28 PM

my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front


Harvick's a punk.  Last guy I want to see in the winner circle.
 
2013-06-02 03:46:09 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Based on the conversation, I'm assuming Gilliland had more than four words Newman.
 
2013-06-02 03:47:55 PM
FYI, IndyCar is on their parade and pace laps.
 
2013-06-02 03:48:28 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

Newman: blocking is a chicken way to race, but dumping someone is what champions do.
 
2013-06-02 03:48:29 PM
what a gross tattoo
 
2013-06-02 03:50:00 PM
Is it time for JPM to start playing the Ride of the Valkyries?
 
2013-06-02 03:50:46 PM

Professor Farksworth: Is it time for JPM to start playing the Ride of the Valkyries?


almost seems like it
 
2013-06-02 03:51:11 PM
Montoya almost killed the 48 again

Put the idol down
 
2013-06-02 03:51:58 PM

smerfnablin: Montoya almost killed the 48 again

Put the idol down


MOAR IDOL POWERZ!
 
2013-06-02 03:52:04 PM
Over on Indy, Wallmendinger is out on Lap 1 again. Great weekend
 
2013-06-02 03:52:31 PM
Khane got montoyaed
 
2013-06-02 03:52:51 PM
Perpendicular driving is no way to win a race, Kahne
 
2013-06-02 03:53:25 PM
damn, KK! I don't know how you kept that from turning into a Biggun, but good job!
 
2013-06-02 03:53:49 PM
I'm gone for 10 minutes and see what I miss?
 
2013-06-02 03:53:50 PM
so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?
 
2013-06-02 03:54:32 PM
Kahne!

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-06-02 03:54:55 PM

The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?


The wind lifts the flaps up.
 
2013-06-02 03:55:13 PM

relaxitsjustme: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: QueenMamaBee: my lip balm addiction: Boner pill time

For you? Or were you just commenting on the commercial?

I don;t need boner pills TYVM. Hate those stupid farking commercials almost as much as I hate JJ and Harvick.

You hate Harvick??? Damnit. I liked you. Now I'm going to have to wish bad things on you.

You hate KyBu - I already wished bad things on you.  ;)

/not really
//My guys are Smoke, Jr, KyBu & BK
///never have liked Harvick or JJ
\can't like Harvick if yer a KyBu fan
\\reverse slashies in hopes of a change at the front

Harvick's a punk.  Last guy I want to see in the winner circle.


Sigh. Another person I have to wish bad things upon.
 
2013-06-02 03:55:14 PM

The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?


Air pressure
 
2013-06-02 03:55:54 PM
Ok cliff notes please?

Why does Montoya not like Krawslowski ?

I was not aware of bad blood there

/and JPM just bumped the 48 on pit road...
//stop rubbing the idol!
 
2013-06-02 03:55:57 PM

The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?


Air. They lift when enough lift is generated to make them lift, which can only happen when the car is no longer under control.
 
2013-06-02 03:56:16 PM
Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.
 
2013-06-02 03:56:52 PM

Professor Farksworth: The Bestest: so question.. what's the mechanism that activates the roof flaps?

The wind lifts the flaps up.


I was wondering if it really was that simple, or if there was some sort of accelerometer that tells an onboard CPU to deploy them or something.
 
2013-06-02 03:57:40 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Kahne hits the wall. Leather sofas around the world live on to fight another day.
 
2013-06-02 03:58:08 PM
Come on Busch! Wreck Johnson! Be the hero we deserve!
 
2013-06-02 03:58:31 PM

smerfnablin: Ok cliff notes please?

Why does Montoya not like Krawslowski ?

I was not aware of bad blood there

/and JPM just bumped the 48 on pit road...
//stop rubbing the idol!


Because BK's a douche? Seems like a good reason to me
 
2013-06-02 03:59:27 PM

The Bestest: I was wondering if it really was that simple, or if there was some sort of accelerometer that tells an onboard CPU to deploy them or something.


NASCAR just went to fuel injection two years ago. Computers and accelerometers? Ha!
 
2013-06-02 04:00:29 PM
Mcslurry has a flat tire
 
2013-06-02 04:00:52 PM
WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!
 
2013-06-02 04:01:02 PM
Mac Mary seems to have some issues, more than tire problems.
 
2013-06-02 04:01:33 PM

catastrophe averted: WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!


Idol needed a break -- even beer isn't enough
 
2013-06-02 04:01:45 PM
Uh oh, I think Kurt has just angered the JPM. He's gonna hammer Kurt like that 78 says "Service Master Clean" on the side of it.
 
2013-06-02 04:01:49 PM
Kurt Busch is playing with fire

/JPM will get revenge
 
2013-06-02 04:02:11 PM
I see Kurt's anger management is working well
 
2013-06-02 04:02:17 PM

turbokat: It's early in the race, don't panic.


It's time to panic!
 
2013-06-02 04:03:12 PM

DanZero: catastrophe averted: WTF people?  When I left, JJ was going a lap down.... now he's LEADING?  This is soooooo not right!

Idol needed a break -- even beer isn't enough


Time to break out the tequila!
 
2013-06-02 04:04:47 PM
My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin
 
2013-06-02 04:04:57 PM

Professor Farksworth: Uh oh, I think Kurt has just angered the JPM. He's gonna hammer Kurt like that 78 says "Service Master Clean" on the side of it.


Glorious.
 
2013-06-02 04:06:04 PM

WhyteRaven74: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin


Heh...
 
2013-06-02 04:06:15 PM

dr428: Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.


He will probably get a courtesy win, and keep racing for a lower team or his own team.

/Go KuBu!
 
2013-06-02 04:06:42 PM

WhyteRaven74: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin


I literally lol'd
 
2013-06-02 04:06:48 PM

dr428: Another stop on the Newman (should be) Farewell Tour.  This guy will probably be out of a ride after this contract is up.


He could always haul 'shine, I s'pose.
 
2013-06-02 04:09:45 PM

QueenMamaBee: WhyteRaven74: My name is Juan Pablo Montoya, you hit my fender, prepare to spin

I literally lol'd


ditto :)
 
2013-06-02 04:10:36 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

The bump-and-run move is not nearly as exciting as Kurt's YOU-WILL-GET-THE-F***-OUT-OF-MY-WAY-YOU-PEON-and-run move.
 
2013-06-02 04:12:22 PM
....and my DirecTV just ate the bones due to the incoming storm
 
2013-06-02 04:14:06 PM
I'm sitting here finishing my sonic shake right now :)

/getting a kick, etc
 
2013-06-02 04:15:01 PM
Dammit, Kurt1!
 
2013-06-02 04:15:50 PM

The Bestest: ....and my DirecTV just ate the bones due to the incoming storm


Maybe it's The Purge or the fact even DirectTV knows JJ will win.
 
2013-06-02 04:16:02 PM

vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!


That's what he gets for not pitting when everyone else did. And both he and his crew chief should be kicking themselves for that.
 
2013-06-02 04:16:36 PM

vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!


Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving
 
2013-06-02 04:17:20 PM
So, will JPM wipe out JJ so that Busch can win?

Of course not. What the hell am I thinking?
 
2013-06-02 04:18:01 PM

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


DW is talking....still talking...
 
2013-06-02 04:18:07 PM

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


As opposed to a screen with commercials & "Searching for race" we get every week with NASCAR coverage?
 
2013-06-02 04:18:15 PM

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


He pitted out of order and had to come in, so he's out of contention barring a miracle.
 
2013-06-02 04:18:29 PM
Will JJ need one last pit stop?
 
2013-06-02 04:19:36 PM

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


JJ-Juan-Kyle B.
 
2013-06-02 04:20:00 PM

The Bestest: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

Details people.. I'm relying on you guys as my TV is currently a jumble of scrambled screen and a "searching for satellite" progress bar that's not moving


Kyle just passed JPM for 2nd..
 
2013-06-02 04:20:10 PM

ClavellBCMI: vegaswench: Dammit, Kurt1!

That's what he gets for not pitting when everyone else did. And both he and his crew chief should be kicking themselves for that.


Agreed completely.  I thought it was dumb at the time, as well.
 
2013-06-02 04:20:12 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Will JJ need one last pit stop?


If he does, you can be sure there will be one more caution.
 
2013-06-02 04:20:34 PM
And this changes everything...
 
2013-06-02 04:20:40 PM
Denny in the wall.  Gordon gets the caution he needs to pit and take fuel :)
 
2013-06-02 04:20:50 PM
Hamlin just plucked it up for everyone
 
2013-06-02 04:20:51 PM
Wizard once more...
 
2013-06-02 04:20:57 PM
.....is Denny's wreck good or bad for JJ?
 
2013-06-02 04:20:59 PM
Dammit Mello Yello time.
 
2013-06-02 04:21:03 PM
fark, I had the 11 in my fantasy. Dammit so much.
 
2013-06-02 04:21:25 PM
Well, that blows.
 
2013-06-02 04:21:45 PM
Burton gets the free pass...
 
2013-06-02 04:22:15 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: .....is Denny's wreck good or bad for JJ?


Good. He was calling home saying he was loose and Kyle was running him down.
 
2013-06-02 04:22:49 PM
JPM beat Johnson off pit road
 
2013-06-02 04:22:52 PM
JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?
 
2013-06-02 04:23:16 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wizard once more...


Except for the fact that the caution hurt JJ more than help
 
2013-06-02 04:23:21 PM
Don't worry Denny, that will buff right out.......
 
2013-06-02 04:23:34 PM
Go KuBu!

/slice and dice
 
2013-06-02 04:23:38 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: .....is Denny's wreck good or bad for JJ?

Good. He was calling home saying he was loose and Kyle was running him down.


goddammitsomuch
 
2013-06-02 04:24:00 PM

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wizard once more...

Except for the fact that the caution hurt JJ more than help


No it didn't. He was loose and Kyle was running him down.
 
2013-06-02 04:24:07 PM

Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?


Ride of the Valkyries remix?
 
2013-06-02 04:25:32 PM

catastrophe averted: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

Ride of the Valkyries remix?


Yes...yes I believe it is!
 
2013-06-02 04:25:44 PM

Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?


This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.
 
2013-06-02 04:26:08 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Wizard once more...

Except for the fact that the caution hurt JJ more than help

No it didn't. He was loose and Kyle was running him down.


You really think JJ wanted a caution?
 
2013-06-02 04:26:12 PM
WHAT THE F*CK, JUABLO??
 
2013-06-02 04:26:26 PM
Way to go, Montoya. Jerk.
 
2013-06-02 04:26:30 PM
Super!  2 JGR rice burners have burnt out.  1 more to go, and it's the best one yet to see blow up.  C'mon, Shrub, you can do it.  Detonate that thing!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:26:40 PM

the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.


Heh.
 
2013-06-02 04:26:41 PM
JOHNSON JUMPED THE RESTART!!

TO THE BACK WITH YOU!!
 
2013-06-02 04:26:46 PM
HAHAHA!!! JJ jumped the start!
 
2013-06-02 04:26:51 PM
48 jumped the restart
 
2013-06-02 04:26:53 PM
F*CK YES!!!

JIMMIE BLEW THE RESTART!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:27:07 PM
JJ JUMPED THE START! WOOHOO!
 
2013-06-02 04:27:10 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/oh, please make it so
 
2013-06-02 04:27:15 PM
JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!
 
2013-06-02 04:27:22 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

Hurry up, #NASCAR - would like to switch over to the #DetroitGP before every single car is knocked out
 
2013-06-02 04:27:23 PM
48 gets black-flagged for jumping the restart.
 
2013-06-02 04:27:27 PM
FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win
 
2013-06-02 04:27:50 PM
Oh, that's a lovely thing to hear... "Here comes Johnson to serve his penalty."
Delicious.
 
2013-06-02 04:27:51 PM
Now this is interesting.  JJ gets black-flagged!  This is a good day.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:04 PM
GET YOUR ASS THE BACK!
 
2013-06-02 04:28:24 PM

Professor Farksworth: JOHNSON JUMPED THE RESTART!!

TO THE BACK WITH YOU!!


crotchgrabber: HAHAHA!!! JJ jumped the start!


Dumb-Ass-Monkey: F*CK YES!!!

JIMMIE BLEW THE RESTART!!!


Adolf Oliver Nipples: JJ JUMPED THE START! WOOHOO!


my lip balm addiction: JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!


I love FARK

/and you guys
 
2013-06-02 04:28:28 PM
Life is GOOD now!
 
2013-06-02 04:28:32 PM
HUMBLED!!

i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 04:28:36 PM
JPM could win this race! Provided we don't have a Jet Dryer on the track any time soon.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:38 PM
Aww, hell.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:57 PM
The thought of being humbled by JPM made JJ go too soon.
 
2013-06-02 04:28:59 PM
JPM spun the tires and didnt go.

Oh well. Turning race off.

Well done NASCAR
 
2013-06-02 04:29:18 PM
NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka

The thing I like about Montoya is that win or lose, he's still going windsurfing this week and probably hang out with zebras or something.
 
2013-06-02 04:29:22 PM
I want JPM to hold him off here.
 
2013-06-02 04:29:46 PM

my lip balm addiction: JJ jumped restart? YES! fark Yes!


Except he didn't. 42 just didn't go.
 
2013-06-02 04:30:12 PM
nascarcasm @nascarcasm

RAAAWWWAWWR! MILES PENALIZE JIMMIE JOHNSON!

NASCAR Wonka @NASCAR_Wonka 1m

Uh oh, looks like Jimmie never read Keselowski's memo, "Brad's Protocols on Restarts."
 
2013-06-02 04:30:26 PM

relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win


They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.
 
2013-06-02 04:30:38 PM
Ok god a final battle between Smoke and Montoya, about the closest thing you can get to a battle from the days of old
 
2013-06-02 04:30:41 PM
Juan-Tony-Jeff

I'LL TAKE IT!
 
2013-06-02 04:30:57 PM

crotchgrabber: I want JPM to hold him off here.


me, too.
 
2013-06-02 04:31:20 PM
*peeks in*
Hey Nascar,
 How many debris cautions will it take now to get JJ in the lead?
 
2013-06-02 04:31:51 PM
Juablo, Smoke and, Gordon

that there is old school racing at it's finest
 
2013-06-02 04:31:57 PM

eddievercetti: Juan-Tony-Jeff

I'LL TAKE IT!


Amen!
 
2013-06-02 04:32:15 PM
No way JPM wins on an oval.  Congrats, Tony Stewart
 
2013-06-02 04:32:22 PM
I will be happy with either Juablo or Smoke winning
 
2013-06-02 04:32:30 PM
Here gato gato gato...
 
2013-06-02 04:32:40 PM
Wow! Did I just see Johnson get a black flag? For a minute, I thought this was a NASCAR race? Isn't the whole point of late-race restarts to make sure Johnson wins? They're not going to let Smoke or Kyle win are they? Those guys have actual personalities! This is an outrage!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:32:44 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.


Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.
 
2013-06-02 04:32:49 PM
HOLY CRAP!
 
2013-06-02 04:32:52 PM
Go Smoke Go
 
2013-06-02 04:33:02 PM
JPM and Smoke are going to take each other out.
 
2013-06-02 04:33:15 PM

my lip balm addiction: I will be happy with either Juablo or Smoke winning

 
2013-06-02 04:33:37 PM

Professor Farksworth: JPM could win this race! Provided we don't have a Jet Dryer on the track any time soon.


Damnit, I just choked on my drink.

My grandmother just came over for a sec, and I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???
 
2013-06-02 04:33:43 PM
Awesome finish, Smoke!
 
2013-06-02 04:33:49 PM
SMOKE

oi54.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-02 04:33:53 PM
Tony wins it. Lucky bastard.
 
2013-06-02 04:33:54 PM
Congrats Smoke.
 
2013-06-02 04:33:56 PM
GODDAMN WHAT A FINISH!!

CONGRATS SMOKE!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:33:59 PM
Smoke Wins. Not bad but would've rather seen JPM finally take one home on an oval.

Cograts to Smoke's fans!
 
2013-06-02 04:34:01 PM
My name is JPM. You passed me up before the final lap. Prepare to be bumped next race.

AKA SMOKE

[flagdog.jpg]
 
2013-06-02 04:34:36 PM
QueenMamaBee: My grandmother just came over for a sec, and I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???

Nobody wants the details on that dream.
 
2013-06-02 04:34:49 PM

QueenMamaBee: I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???


Depends on how you see it

*ducks*
 
2013-06-02 04:34:52 PM
Yay Smoke!!!!
 
2013-06-02 04:35:01 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-06-02 04:35:09 PM
Remind me to only tune in for the last twenty laps. That was a great finish.
 
2013-06-02 04:35:12 PM

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.


dbug.kicks-ass.net
 
2013-06-02 04:35:19 PM

Professor Farksworth: Smoke Wins. Not bad but would've rather seen JPM finally take one home on an oval.

Cograts to Smoke's fans!


Exactly.  Smoke's cool, but I'd love to see JPM win an oval.  Ah well.
 
2013-06-02 04:35:28 PM
Smoke takes a Polish lap.
 
2013-06-02 04:35:37 PM
anybody else wish Miles The Monster  would come to life & climb the DE Capitol Dome with his racecar?
 
2013-06-02 04:35:52 PM
Excellent finish!  JJ comes in 17th?  Beautiful!
 
2013-06-02 04:35:55 PM
Good for Smoke.  Just glad that Columbian moron didn't win!
 
2013-06-02 04:36:14 PM

DanZero: QueenMamaBee: I came back to JJ in the rear? Am I dreaming???

Depends on how you see it

*ducks*


I am laughing so hard that Lil Bee thinks I've finally gone off the deep end
 
2013-06-02 04:36:24 PM
Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day
 
2013-06-02 04:36:59 PM

the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 
2013-06-02 04:37:20 PM
Karma to Jimmie Johnson: YOU GO NOOOOOOW!!
 
2013-06-02 04:37:31 PM
JPM is already on Twitter, heh.  All he said was "gracias."

that was fast.
 
2013-06-02 04:38:07 PM
JPMs Twitter: gracias

You lost!
 
2013-06-02 04:38:58 PM
I'll bet Johnson is pissed right now
 
2013-06-02 04:39:03 PM

DanZero: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day


Did you add the underlined?
 
2013-06-02 04:39:41 PM
Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 04:39:48 PM
Another sub-250 point race.  My year is sucking.  Maybe more beer will help.
 
2013-06-02 04:40:09 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]


Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
soundsmartabout.com
 
2013-06-02 04:40:31 PM

DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]


Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?
 
2013-06-02 04:40:50 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll bet Johnson is pissed right now


"I would like to inquire of you highly intelligent gentlemen as to what your thought processes were in that particular situation!"
 
2013-06-02 04:41:05 PM

relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]

Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
[soundsmartabout.com image 850x659]


I'm sorry, I'm too happy with the results to care about what you think.
 
2013-06-02 04:41:40 PM

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer

Smoke wins. JPM second. Johnson 17th after the black flag

Or as Fark puts it, a damn good race day

Did you add the underlined?


It needed that. Thanks!
 
2013-06-02 04:42:11 PM
dr428 Good for Smoke.  Just glad that Columbian moron didn't win!

hey -park your Stars n' Bars flag right here, Bubba:  http://www.nascardiversity.com/
 
2013-06-02 04:42:27 PM

vegaswench: DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]

Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?


We'll be singing the praises of the boogity on the very first ESPN race
 
2013-06-02 04:42:42 PM
So next week, TNT gets the races?

Good luck suffering though all those TNT show promos.
 
2013-06-02 04:44:34 PM

eddievercetti: So next week, TNT gets the races?

Good luck suffering though all those TNT show promos.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 04:44:39 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: Adolf Oliver Nipples: relaxitsjustme: FIX!! WWE doesn't want th4 48 to win

They can't control the shoots. They gave him everything to win, including Juablo and a chance to correct his issues, and he jumped the start all on his own.

Yeah Hamlin walled his car so JJ could pit but the didn't expect JPM to beat him out of the pits and then spin his tires on the restart. The only thing you are a wizard at is arraigning circumstances to fit your narrative.  Get help.

[dbug.kicks-ass.net image 494x358]

Here's a handy pic to sum up your posts
[soundsmartabout.com image 850x659]

I'm sorry, I'm too happy with the results to care about what you think.


THIS. fark the butthurt Jimmy Johnson dick sitters. This was the result that Nascar and Nascar fans needed to start the summer.
 
2013-06-02 04:44:41 PM

DanZero: vegaswench: DanZero: Ok, all for next week, be sure to wear the right t-shirts!

[img.photobucket.com image 480x498]

Is it too late to bemoan and mourn the loss of Fox until 2014?

We'll be singing the praises of the boogity on the very first ESPN race


Yes.  And Chris Meyers, and also Mikey's tie.  That thing is beautiful.
 
2013-06-02 04:44:50 PM

my lip balm addiction: the biggest redneck here: Professor Farksworth: JPM and Johnson starting side by side? Anyone else hear that music?

This thread is going to explode when the 48 pulls away from the 42 cleanly and starts cruising.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


He didn't jump the start, 42 was just in shock that he was up front and never hit the damn gas. And I'm not even a 48 fan, but anyone can see that.
 
2013-06-02 04:51:10 PM
Tony wins AGAIN!  Welcome to Obama's America.

Yeesh.
 
2013-06-02 04:51:15 PM

my lip balm addiction: This was the result that Nascar and Nascar fans needed to start the summer.

 
2013-06-02 04:53:02 PM
Back to the Indy race. See you next week!
 
2013-06-02 04:53:16 PM
How good is TNT's coverage
 
2013-06-02 04:53:30 PM

emonk: Tony wins AGAIN!  Welcome to Obama's America.

Yeesh.


If this is Obama's America, maybe I will vote for him a 3rd time.

/stupidest meme ever, this "Obama's America bullshiat"
 
2013-06-02 04:54:41 PM

silgryphon: How good is TNT's coverage


it's pretty
[COMMERCIAL]
good, except
[COMMERCIAL]
they don't show
[COMMERCIAL]
a hell of a lot
[COMMERCIAL]
of race between
[COMMERCIAL]
the commercials
 
2013-06-02 05:02:36 PM

my lip balm addiction: emonk: Tony wins AGAIN!  Welcome to Obama's America.

Yeesh.

If this is Obama's America, maybe I will vote for him a 3rd time.

/stupidest meme ever, this "Obama's America bullshiat"


Didn't mean to irk you.  Just being Farkish.
 
2013-06-02 05:03:41 PM
48 jumps the restart, Smoke wins, I think my work here is done.

/packs up his own Idol
//Two weeks in a row it's worked
///Get ready for a crappy season JJ.
 
2013-06-02 05:05:40 PM

silgryphon: How good is TNT's coverage


It sucks, but there no Mikey, so it's a huge improvement.
 
2013-06-02 06:17:29 PM
I lost my power a little over half way through. I'm pleased this had a happy ending.
 
2013-06-02 07:32:02 PM
The new season of Falling Skies starts next Sunday. Taking bets on how many times that gets mentioned during race coverage.
 
2013-06-02 07:42:57 PM

The Bestest: The new season of Falling Skies starts next Sunday. Taking bets on how many times that gets mentioned during race coverage.


14 - can I get an under/over wager started?  :)
 
2013-06-02 09:01:58 PM
I'm just catching up on twitter after getting called into work...

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving Matt Kenseth, @MartinTruexJr56 can now be heard on Sirius 117

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving @MartinTruexJr56, @KaseyKahne can now be heard on Sirius 117.

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving @kaseykahne, @dennyhamlin can now be heard on Sirius 117.

@SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to the incident involving @dennyhamlin, @ClintBowyer can now be heard on Sirius 117


/Clint should be happy these Dover races are only 400 miles now
 
2013-06-02 09:03:34 PM
Oh, yeah, puke for a Chevrolay winning.
 
2013-06-02 09:09:20 PM

good_2_go: Oh, yeah, puke for a Chevrolay winning.


Out of idle curiosity, what about that car, precisely, is manufactured by Chevrolet?
 
2013-06-02 09:23:25 PM
The stickers on the grille.

I will hate that company until the day I die.

1994 GMC Sonoma 4x4. Biggest POS ever. I took a huge loss on it just to trade it before the warranty ran out.
 
2013-06-02 10:51:46 PM
Damn! I missed a Smoke win while I was at the Renaissance Faire!

Oh well.. Had a great day .. Missed y'all to!
 
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