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2013-06-02 09:15:59 AM
I gotta say, Dover has the right idea (from Nascarcasm)

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2013-06-02 09:19:32 AM
39th? That GoDaddy driver drives like a girl.
 
2013-06-02 10:24:56 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-02 11:49:33 AM
Speed channel is currently trying to tell us the Gen 6 car is the greatest thing ever.
 
2013-06-02 11:52:01 AM

crotchgrabber: Speed channel is currently trying to tell us the Gen 6 car is the greatest thing ever.


I disagree
straightspeed.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-02 12:09:40 PM
Dover? I barely even know 'er!
 
2013-06-02 12:23:30 PM
Sigh. Let's go, Smoke!
 
2013-06-02 12:26:02 PM
I would like to point out that last week, my Idol finally came through as it should.

Juan Montoya actually did make Jimmie Johnson humble.
 
2013-06-02 12:26:10 PM
Nice!  Mark has a good spot up front.  Stay up there buddy.
 
2013-06-02 12:31:07 PM
@dustinlong
Green flag for today's race at Dover is scheduled for 1:15 pm ET
 
2013-06-02 12:31:39 PM
'Hi, viewers. Sorry we dumped our TV equipment on the track last week and hurt some fans. We can't help it. We're Fox.'
 
2013-06-02 12:31:54 PM
Nice apology Fox

/now if they'd just apologize for Digger
 
2013-06-02 12:35:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice apology Fox

/now if they'd just apologize for Digger


And Fox News...
and Simon Cowell...
and Gordon Ramsey...
and Glee...
and Joe Buck...
and having Gus Johnson do soccer...
and hiring those two tools from Canada for their over-promoted new sports channel...
and for said over-promoted new sports channel...

(I could go on and on)
 
2013-06-02 12:38:36 PM

desertgeek: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Nice apology Fox

/now if they'd just apologize for Digger

And Fox News...
and Simon Cowell...
and Gordon Ramsey...
and Glee...
and Joe Buck...
and having Gus Johnson do soccer...
and hiring those two tools from Canada for their over-promoted new sports channel...
and for said over-promoted new sports channel...

(I could go on and on)


All good points, along with many others

/I was just trying to stay on topic
//and under 1000 words
 
2013-06-02 12:48:24 PM
Carl Edwards, nearly getting decapitated by a pit road sign.
 
2013-06-02 12:50:53 PM
Wonder if anyone will be entertained today? Well, it's Dover so probably not.
 
2013-06-02 12:52:15 PM

Random Name Generator: Wonder if anyone will be entertained today? Well, it's Dover so probably not.


i.imgur.com

Forgot to add image
 
2013-06-02 12:55:18 PM

good_2_go: @dustinlong
Green flag for today's race at Dover is scheduled for 1:15 pm ET


Thank you. I gotta go for a bit around 2 but I should be back by 3-3:30, and in plenty of time for the 2nd Indy race.
 
2013-06-02 12:56:56 PM
I didn't think a wearable camera could be dorkier than Google Glass.  I would be wrong.
 
2013-06-02 12:57:12 PM
Why is this guy a thing? Why is he doing this? Stop doing the thing!
 
2013-06-02 12:57:47 PM
The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Today is the last time we get to see Larry, Darrell, and his other brother Darrell for the year. This is terrible.

It sure is, it sure is

/only because TNT is gonna make sure you get plenty of TNT in your NASCAR, enough to make your head explode
 
2013-06-02 01:00:30 PM
Morning all!  What's the over-under on wrong posts between this thread and the hopefully-upcoming Indy thread today?
 
2013-06-02 01:01:17 PM

Tsrwedge: Morning all!  What's the over-under on wrong posts between this thread and the hopefully-upcoming Indy thread today?


From me, maybe a few. Happened last week
 
2013-06-02 01:02:04 PM
"We pray in Christ's name. Amen. Shalom."
 
2013-06-02 01:03:13 PM
I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.
 
2013-06-02 01:04:56 PM

Tsrwedge: Morning all!  What's the over-under on wrong posts between this thread and the hopefully-upcoming Indy thread today?


Indy thread is coming. Maybe to mix it up someone will confuse this thread with an imaginary NFL thread.
 
2013-06-02 01:05:07 PM

crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.


I'm partaking until US/Germany soccer gets underway in an hour.
 
2013-06-02 01:06:19 PM

crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.


I'll be peeking in and out during  the whole race.
*Stupid cooking for family get-together!*
"Make ribs" they said,,,"Make your coconut cream pie" they said... "Don't forget the coleslaw" they said....
 
2013-06-02 01:09:08 PM
Alright, I got BK, the Busch Bros, Hamlin & Truex this week. Let's do this!!!
 
2013-06-02 01:09:09 PM

DanZero: The Catch Fence ™ @TheCatchFence

Today is the last time we get to see Larry, Darrell, and his other brother Darrell for the year. This is terrible.

It sure is, it sure is

/only because TNT is gonna make sure you get plenty of TNT in your NASCAR, enough to make your head explode


Anything to get Mikey off the damn screen, he consistently ruins my Sundays.
 
2013-06-02 01:09:29 PM
@CandiceSpencer 2m
The drivers are getting ready to roll but where are the fans? Waiting to go through security

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2013-06-02 01:09:36 PM

DanZero: I gotta say, Dover has the right idea (from Nascarcasm)

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That is most excellent!
 

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I would like to point out that last week, my Idol finally came through as it should.

Juan Montoya actually did make Jimmie Johnson humble.


This is what happens when you create a well tuned idol.  Congrats!


Gosling: Why is this guy a thing? Why is he doing this? Stop doing the thing!


I missed it - just got home from work.  I have to know what this thing is so I can laugh my butt off :)

/Hey y'all.  Hope this race is more entertaining than the last few.
//Go Jeffy!
 
2013-06-02 01:10:09 PM
The FedEx senior vice president of marketing? I'm watching THE FedEx senior vice president of marketing? OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
 
2013-06-02 01:11:02 PM

anniesmom: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'll be peeking in and out during  the whole race.
*Stupid cooking for family get-together!*
"Make ribs" they said,,,"Make your coconut cream pie" they said... "Don't forget the coleslaw" they said....


Just throw some chips in a bowl and hang out with us :)  Tell them to deal with it LOL
 
2013-06-02 01:11:08 PM

catastrophe averted: I missed it - just got home from work. I have to know what this thing is so I can laugh my butt off :)


Running around pit road and being a general dork.
 
2013-06-02 01:11:20 PM
@dustinlong 2m
Mark Armstrong, tire changer who got knocked down when Kligerman took off with jack Sat, is back in pits working in 83 today.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:06 PM

Gosling: catastrophe averted: I missed it - just got home from work. I have to know what this thing is so I can laugh my butt off :)

Running around pit road and being a general dork.


Mikey?  He's the spontaneous entertainment for the pre-race show.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:24 PM
That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:30 PM
Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.
 
2013-06-02 01:13:50 PM
Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.
 
2013-06-02 01:14:01 PM
Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.
 
2013-06-02 01:14:25 PM
 
2013-06-02 01:14:44 PM

catastrophe averted: anniesmom: crotchgrabber: I shall partake of this thread thanks to crappy weather.
Let's get this race on.

I'll be peeking in and out during  the whole race.
*Stupid cooking for family get-together!*
"Make ribs" they said,,,"Make your coconut cream pie" they said... "Don't forget the coleslaw" they said....

Just throw some chips in a bowl and hang out with us :)  Tell them to deal with it LOL


Too late, ribs are smoking as we speak.
I'll remember that for next time though!
Lol
 
2013-06-02 01:15:06 PM

emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.


Filterpwned.
 
2013-06-02 01:15:13 PM
I went to a NASCAR race and a Marlins game broke out.
 
2013-06-02 01:15:29 PM

Gosling: That is.... wow. Good sections still available, race fans.


ClavellBCMI: Wow... that's an awful lot of fans cleverly disguising themselves as empty seats.


Rattlehead: Damn. Look at how empty the grandstands are.


The terrorists are winning :(
 
2013-06-02 01:15:43 PM
Jimmie Johnson!
Once again Juan Pablo Montoya will suplex you,
put you in the Camel Clutch,
break your back,
f*ck your ass,
and make you humble.

i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-02 01:16:40 PM

ClavellBCMI: emonk: Today'shiat list:

Kenseth
Jr
Edwards

These guys have to totally blow it before I can make some significant fantasy headway.

Filterpwned.


But it actually worked with the fark filter.  Totally appropriate.
 
2013-06-02 01:16:59 PM
Well, I guess the answer to "what do you want to do today for our 29th anniversary?" wasn't "watch the race"

GO MARK
 
2013-06-02 01:17:12 PM

emonk: Today'shiat list:


Oops.  Should read "Today'shiat list".  Totally unintentional typo.  Really.
 
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