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(Chicago Trib)   Police find $500,000 worth of stolen merchandise, consisting mostly of liquor, chocolate, car parts, and concrete water fountains in a Chicago warehouse. Who says the mob isn't into this sort of thing anymore?   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Chicago, drinking fountains, concrete water fountains, auto parts, stolen goods, Illinois State Police, chocolates, merchandise  
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3222 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jun 2013 at 11:40 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-02 11:45:52 AM  
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2013-06-02 11:57:54 AM  

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2013-06-02 11:58:13 AM  
Probably much of this stuff was meant to be sold at flea markets. I always wondered why so many flea markets sold OTC drugs, toiletries, paper towels.

/not really.

//two such flea markets were recently shut down in my town because they were found to be selling stolen goods.
2013-06-02 11:58:27 AM  
These guys must have been a real hit when they moved in.

After all, good fences make good neighbors.
2013-06-02 11:58:47 AM  
somebody in the mafia is gonna have a real bad case of the mondays when he shows up to work tomorrow
2013-06-02 11:59:33 AM  
Also, Paulie could do anything. Like run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not? Nobody will pay for it anyway. Take deliveries at the front door and sell it out the back at a discount. Take a $100case of booze and sell it for $50. It doesn't matter. It's all profit.
2013-06-02 12:15:51 PM  
It was me. I was the the one saying it. Looks like you proved me wrong... this time.
2013-06-02 12:24:13 PM  
*shakes tiny fist of rage at Plant Rights Activist*

/came here to be clever
//not fast enough
2013-06-02 12:26:44 PM  
sounds like the work of an undercover, no reason given for the cops to be in that warehouse and no suspects (did not follow a criminal in the door) look for arrests in the near future, sounds like they are wrapping up the case and closing some loose ends.
2013-06-02 12:28:59 PM  
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2013-06-02 12:34:45 PM  
Now how do you steal a concrete water f...

Oh. Never mind.

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/juicy fruit
2013-06-02 12:37:21 PM  
Shrimp and lobsters were best..They went fast..
2013-06-02 12:43:58 PM  
Investigators, who are still seeking those responsible for the thefts, believe that the items were stolen and intended to be fenced.

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2013-06-02 12:48:39 PM  
That makes the Air France score look like goddam peanuts.
2013-06-02 03:41:00 PM  
Geraldo is flying there tonight to make a make an update of Capone;s Lost Vault.
2013-06-02 05:13:24 PM  
You had me at chocolate.
2013-06-03 07:22:15 AM  

Resident Muslim: You had me at chocolate.

I read that too quick and it looked like chocolate car parts. Lol wut.
2013-06-03 07:46:10 AM  
Chocolate anything is fine with me.

Rabbits, bars, chips, etc.
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