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(Fox News)   Ninety-year-old plans to spend his birthday Monday flying around Niagara Falls for a couple hours, seeing how many fighters he can persuade the US and Canada to scramble   ( divider line
    More: Cool, United States, Niagara Falls, borders  
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2013-06-02 09:09:32 AM  
Fighters scrambled.
2013-06-02 10:06:32 AM  
Subby, I think you misspelled Viagra.
2013-06-02 10:51:59 AM

"Dammit. Your turn, Canada."
2013-06-02 11:22:24 AM  
Niagara please.
2013-06-02 11:32:50 AM  
Where will they bury the survivors?
2013-06-02 11:34:44 AM  
Canada has fighters?
2013-06-02 11:46:01 AM  
Something something left turn signal on the whole time.
2013-06-02 11:47:21 AM  
This will not end well.
2013-06-02 12:28:34 PM  
Just don't land in Niagara Falls, USA. You're likely to get shot.
I work in that city so trust me, I know.

/has a bulletproof vest in my car- seriously
//but I do work with the mentally ill and do crisis calls so it's a necessity
2013-06-02 12:30:03 PM  

Cybernetic: Canada has fighters?

The last good one. Ever since we've been relying on sh*t built by other countries.
2013-06-02 06:26:31 PM  
GIS: "Canadian Air Force"
2013-06-03 12:19:09 AM  

Cybernetic: Canada has fighters?

Yeah, we buy American F/A-18's and attach a couple of hockey sticks so we can say they are "Canadian variants".

Buying into the F-35 boondoggle, too.
2013-06-03 07:30:44 AM  
You're farking 90. Time to stop flying before you kill innocent people.
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