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(NW Florida Daily News)   Who can steal a shopping cart, push it down the street? Try to run from the cops even though he will get beat. The Can Man can, oh the Can Man can. The Can Man can 'cause he's a wanted man and is running from the law   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 24
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2013-06-02 08:27:02 AM
I didn't get the headline.
 
2013-06-02 08:31:22 AM
www.city-data.com
 
2013-06-02 08:34:46 AM

LordOfThePings: [www.city-data.com image 256x200]


I didn't get that picture reference either
 
2013-06-02 08:36:28 AM

1nsanilicious: I didn't get the headline.


It's supposed to be a reference to the 1960's song The Candy Man by Sammy Davis, Jr. (Reprise Records IIRC), although subby has no concept of meter.

Subby: please see https://www.google.com/search?q=meter+in+poetry
 
2013-06-02 08:36:32 AM
Candyman.

Candyman.

Candyman!
 
2013-06-02 08:38:12 AM

1nsanilicious: LordOfThePings: [www.city-data.com image 256x200]

I didn't get that picture reference either


It was a reference to your derpiness for not getting the headline.

Next question?
 
2013-06-02 08:38:27 AM
But can he stop my garbage down and do the twisty thingy too?
 
2013-06-02 08:41:23 AM
Bubbles?

/beaten to the pic, dammit
 
2013-06-02 08:42:24 AM

1nsanilicious: LordOfThePings: [www.city-data.com image 256x200]

I didn't get that picture reference either


http://youtu.be/jWNSTNwClQY it's Bubbles. AKA Cartboy.
 
2013-06-02 08:45:36 AM
Would lol again, excellent headline submitter.
 
2013-06-02 08:54:24 AM
Really though? Beating down a homeless senior citizen and charging him with stealing a farking shopping cart? Lame...
 
2013-06-02 09:07:47 AM

dopekitty74: Really though? Beating down a homeless senior citizen and charging him with stealing a farking shopping cart? Lame...


Hey, it's Florida.  They have to do something constantly to meet their quota of derpiness.
 
2013-06-02 09:18:38 AM
The garbage man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you.
 
2013-06-02 09:22:08 AM

cherryl taggart: dopekitty74: Really though? Beating down a homeless senior citizen and charging him with stealing a farking shopping cart? Lame...

Hey, it's Florida.  They have to do something constantly to meet their quota of derpiness.


Yup - weEz aLL sTooPid dwn hEer....hEe-yUk hEe-yUk.

Stay out
 
2013-06-02 09:49:20 AM
So Ft. Walton police tase a U.S. attorney lady immediatly, yet choose to wrestle with a crazy homeless guy?
 
2013-06-02 10:02:51 AM

cherryl taggart: dopekitty74: Really though? Beating down a homeless senior citizen and charging him with stealing a farking shopping cart? Lame...

Hey, it's Florida.  They have to do something constantly to meet their quota of derpiness.


The cop initially went after him due to (unspecified) outstanding warrants that the cop was already aware of, so the cop had no choice whatsoever but to arrest Can Man -- the cop was legally compelled to make the arrest because he knew there were warrants. That's Law Enforcement 101.

The pile-on charges generally fall under the P.O.P.O variety because homeless guy went batshiat crazy and started gouging the cop. All in all, Can Man was treated more than fairly.
 
2013-06-02 10:25:25 AM
What about capt cave man?
 
2013-06-02 10:30:15 AM
Oh, that was groovy, baby.
 
2013-06-02 10:41:45 AM

LordOfThePings: [www.city-data.com image 256x200]


Glad to see someone's on top of this.
 
2013-06-02 11:03:58 AM
No serious crime in FLA. Nope, none. Florida man took the day off.
 
2013-06-02 11:52:41 AM
so is he S&M man now?
 
2013-06-02 11:54:20 AM

1nsanilicious: I didn't get the headline.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-02 01:05:07 PM
nice headline. tips hat.

/anyone who didn't get it must be new here or something.
 
2013-06-02 06:39:38 PM
Looks like someone engaged in a vigorous game of "kick the can"

www.nwfdailynews.com
 
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