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(WCTV Tallahassee)   News: Llama on the Lloose. Police Called. Fark: Llama spits in face of cop. Ultrafark: Llama gets tasered by Police. Happy Ending: Llama gets reunited with owner   (wctv.tv) divider line 99
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2013-06-02 05:09:57 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: zamboni: A Terrible Human: No matter what that guy does he's always gonna be known as the cop who tazed a farking llama. How the fark does that even process as an acceptable thing to do?

It was a cop... of course they tazed it. That's what cops do. They taze things.

Uncooperative criminal? Taze it!

Find a missing child? Taze it!

Suspicious package? Taze it!

But llamas are so lovable. See:

[benefitauctions360.com image 490x418]
[i.imgur.com image 720x479]


yes they can be...  below is just for you.

fc06.deviantart.net

/sorry, had to keep it pg-13
 
2013-06-02 05:20:10 AM
"C'mon Llama, get in the trailer. That's it.....That's it......"
*Ptoooi.....Splork!
"FARK YOU, LORENZO!"
*ZAP!
"Stay down perp! Stop resisting, renegade!
 
2013-06-02 05:22:51 AM

Jim_Callahan: Good thing it was a llama.  A tasing would likely kill a sheep or small goat.

//Is a llama particularly surprising?  They're pretty common wool animals at basically any latitude south of Seattle.  More temperature-tolerant than sheep and happier with the native grasses.  They're also relatively tough and moderately aggressive toward predators, so in fact mixing some of them into a herd of sheep is pretty common for sheep-wool production too.


What do you mean "a good thing?"
 
2013-06-02 05:22:58 AM
Farking llamas

static.neatoshop.com
 
2013-06-02 05:25:52 AM

Thudfark: Farking llamas

[static.neatoshop.com image 600x400]


weknowmemes.com

\only sometimes
\\but it was hot like this pic
 
2013-06-02 05:30:06 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: Thudfark: Farking llamas

[static.neatoshop.com image 600x400]

[weknowmemes.com image 650x444]

\only sometimes
\\but it was hot like this pic



t2.gstatic.com


CLICK ON THIS NSFW LINK YOU MOTHA LLAMA FARKERs!!!  (pops)
 
2013-06-02 05:32:02 AM

DORMAMU: gozar_the_destroyer: Thudfark: Farking llamas

[static.neatoshop.com image 600x400]

[weknowmemes.com image 650x444]

\only sometimes
\\but it was hot like this pic


[t2.gstatic.com image 251x201]


CLICK ON THIS NSFW LINK YOU MOTHA LLAMA FARKERs!!!  (pops)


weknowmemes.com
\dare you...
 
2013-06-02 05:33:24 AM
I wish my username was neonllama

/oh well
 
2013-06-02 05:40:19 AM

neongoats: I wish my username was neonllama

/oh well


fc05.deviantart.net

The t-shirt would be so 80's
 
2013-06-02 05:42:48 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: neongoats: I wish my username was neonllama

/oh well

[fc05.deviantart.net image 776x686]

The t-shirt would be so 80's


Geeze... *goes off in search of a swatch watch and headband to match*
 
2013-06-02 05:44:39 AM
 
2013-06-02 05:48:19 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-02 05:51:55 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]


files-cdn.formspring.me

Beware the 'White Ninja Llama'.
 
2013-06-02 05:53:40 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]


gozar_the_destroyer: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

[files-cdn.formspring.me image 600x750]

Beware the 'White Ninja Llama'.


fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-06-02 05:56:22 AM

DORMAMU: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

gozar_the_destroyer: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

[files-cdn.formspring.me image 600x750]

Beware the 'White Ninja Llama'.

[fc04.deviantart.net image 307x374]


fc04.deviantart.net

I am more old-school.
 
2013-06-02 06:03:34 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: DORMAMU: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

gozar_the_destroyer: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

[files-cdn.formspring.me image 600x750]

Beware the 'White Ninja Llama'.

[fc04.deviantart.net image 307x374]

[fc04.deviantart.net image 500x500]

I am more old-school.


th06.deviantart.net

pfft... amatuer
 
2013-06-02 06:10:44 AM

DORMAMU: gozar_the_destroyer: DORMAMU: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

gozar_the_destroyer: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

[files-cdn.formspring.me image 600x750]

Beware the 'White Ninja Llama'.

[fc04.deviantart.net image 307x374]

[fc04.deviantart.net image 500x500]

I am more old-school.

[th06.deviantart.net image 164x200]

pfft... amatuer


fc06.deviantart.net

\as I said
\\OLDSCHULE
 
2013-06-02 06:14:36 AM
Apparently law enforcement still hasn't figured out how to bribe an animal with a bucket of food.
 
2013-06-02 06:15:05 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: DORMAMU: gozar_the_destroyer: DORMAMU: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

gozar_the_destroyer: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 703x987]

[files-cdn.formspring.me image 600x750]

Beware the 'White Ninja Llama'.

[fc04.deviantart.net image 307x374]

[fc04.deviantart.net image 500x500]

I am more old-school.

[th06.deviantart.net image 164x200]

pfft... amatuer

[fc06.deviantart.net image 416x470]

\as I said
\\OLDSCHULE


i184.photobucket.com

/your "oldschule" will adapt to service US.
 
2013-06-02 06:16:58 AM

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Apparently law enforcement still hasn't figured out how to bribe an animal with a bucket of food.


They were lured away from class by a donut.
 
2013-06-02 07:11:22 AM
t1.gstatic.com They should have offered ham.
/image swiped
 
2013-06-02 07:34:06 AM
@ 49 seconds in the video, it's quite hilarious. The out of shape pig can't even get up without rolling around like a giant fat person.

uh, why didnt they just call a vet to come and tranquilize it instead of tasing the son of a biatch?
 
2013-06-02 07:48:37 AM

DJ_Syd: The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.
-- Ogden Nash


Oh yes there is

s22.postimg.org
 
2013-06-02 07:56:25 AM
Billy: I didn't even know it was illegal to interfere with a llama, did you?

Gerry: I would've assumed so, Billy. I mean, what would its parents think?
 
2013-06-02 08:07:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-02 08:24:51 AM
I'll just leave this here:
Llama song with hand actions
 
2013-06-02 08:43:49 AM

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 320x492]




Face down ass up,
that's the way the llamas fark.

/listening to Two Live Llamas, getting a kick.
 
2013-06-02 08:45:45 AM

Eric The Pilot: [www.lolroflmao.com image 850x531]


Damn, was going to post that one lol
 
2013-06-02 08:46:25 AM
The cops were lucky the llama wasn't alpacan'.  Although as it is, the cops should feel sheepish for tazing a llama.
 
2013-06-02 08:57:56 AM
Ant the Owner asked the keep the tazer..
 
2013-06-02 09:16:30 AM
A Florida cops shift isn't over until they tased someone. "Goddamnit bubba, I'm gonna TASER sumbody today or else."
 
2013-06-02 09:19:02 AM
amestrib.com

Welcome to the thread
Now you face angry llamas
As I put on my pajamas
To go to bed
 
2013-06-02 09:20:33 AM
Llama Llama, La zappa
 
2013-06-02 10:06:00 AM
Thats not how you calm a llama down, shoulda called Howard & Vince.
 
2013-06-02 10:42:55 AM
Yeah, but did the reporter really have her knickers on?

HAH!

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

//I win all the internets!!!!!
 
2013-06-02 11:13:19 AM

Jim_Callahan: Good thing it was a llama.  A tasing would likely kill a sheep or small goat.

//Is a llama particularly surprising?  They're pretty common wool animals at basically any latitude south of Seattle.  More temperature-tolerant than sheep and happier with the native grasses.  They're also relatively tough and moderately aggressive toward predators, so in fact mixing some of them into a herd of sheep is pretty common for sheep-wool production too.


Tallahassee is a suburban college town (Florida State U) and Killearn is a hoity-toity housing area with lots of nicer strip malls and lots of traffic lights (Father in Law lives just behind Killearn). Not a place where you'd expect a non-dog/cat/ferret type pet.
 
2013-06-02 11:17:25 AM

cyberspacedout: Don't tase me, braaaaaaaaaahh


"Don't tase me, llama!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2013-06-02 11:21:30 AM

zamboni: A Terrible Human: No matter what that guy does he's always gonna be known as the cop who tazed a farking llama. How the fark does that even process as an acceptable thing to do?

It was a cop... of course they tazed it. That's what cops do. They taze things.

Uncooperative criminal? Taze it!

Find a missing child? Taze it!

Suspicious package? Taze it!


It's not too late
To taze it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To taze it
Well, taze it good
 
2013-06-02 11:24:38 AM

gozar_the_destroyer: But llamas are so lovable. See:

[benefitauctions360.com image 490x418]
[i.imgur.com image 720x479]


Wow.  That's some long-ass hair.
 
2013-06-02 12:11:12 PM

spidermann: don't tell LlamaGirl..


Will there be drama if we tell LlamaGirl?
 
2013-06-02 01:06:06 PM
The clip only shows the back-end of the animal. It wasn't a llama.

3.bp.blogspot.com

It was a pushmi-pullyu.

Dumb cops. Dumb reporter.
 
2013-06-02 01:07:14 PM
CAAARRRRL! What did you DO?!
 
2013-06-02 02:36:03 PM

Bathia_Mapes: spidermann: don't tell LlamaGirl..

Will there be drama if we tell LlamaGirl?


No. There will be lots of hugging and squeezing and calling of George. And peeing on things.
 
2013-06-02 03:10:31 PM
I DO NOT LIKE THIS AND THAT PIG WILL PAY.

Pig on llama crime is horrific!
 
2013-06-02 03:11:55 PM
I really like this thread but I am going to have to kick someone's ass for this.
 
2013-06-02 04:22:25 PM

LlamaGirl: I really like this thread but I am going to have to kick someone's ass for this.


Raises hand.

/Hey. Free ass kicking
 
2013-06-02 04:37:55 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-02 04:49:42 PM

SomeFarkinFarmgirl: Apparently law enforcement still hasn't figured out how to bribe an animal with a bucket of food.


And just who is going to pay for the bucket?!
Do you think they have any budget left after paying for the tasers and flashbangs and full swat gear for every cop?!!

Money doesn't grow on trees, y'know.
 
2013-06-03 08:59:19 AM
I know both are bad, but would tazing an animal be safer to the animal than tranquilizing it?
/I guess that's a bit like asking if getting stabbed in the leg is safer than being shot in it.
//genuinely curious though....
 
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