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(WCTV Tallahassee)   News: Llama on the Lloose. Police Called. Fark: Llama spits in face of cop. Ultrafark: Llama gets tasered by Police. Happy Ending: Llama gets reunited with owner   (wctv.tv) divider line 97
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2013-06-02 12:51:06 AM  
So the Llama got Llit up?
 
2013-06-02 01:47:39 AM  
Llama on the llamb.
 
2013-06-02 02:01:54 AM  
That is one mean llama jama!
 
2013-06-02 02:19:09 AM  

fusillade762: Llama on the llamb.


With mint jelllly.
 
2013-06-02 02:23:30 AM  
Let me guess.  The cop instinctively yelled "STOP RESISTING!!" while tasing the animal.

/Wasn't surprised in the least to think that a cop would tase an animal.
//Should be glad they didn't just kill it
 
2013-06-02 02:25:41 AM  
Good thing it was a llama.  A tasing would likely kill a sheep or small goat.

//Is a llama particularly surprising?  They're pretty common wool animals at basically any latitude south of Seattle.  More temperature-tolerant than sheep and happier with the native grasses.  They're also relatively tough and moderately aggressive toward predators, so in fact mixing some of them into a herd of sheep is pretty common for sheep-wool production too.
 
2013-06-02 02:27:47 AM  
The llama got the best of the deputies at first even spitting in their face.

Llamas don't actually spit, they projectile vomit semi-digested stomach content at you.

/Face full of smelly grass, copper.
 
2013-06-02 02:30:54 AM  
Don't touch the llama!

/obscure
 
2013-06-02 02:31:11 AM  
Deputies say that it is legal for someone to own a llama as a pet in the state of Florida.

The llama has been reunited with his owner. The owner faces no citations or fines for his loose pet.

 Hm, the law must have changed very quickly.
 
2013-06-02 02:31:18 AM  
No matter what that guy does he's always gonna be known as the cop who tazed a farking llama. How the fark does that even process as an acceptable thing to do?
 
2013-06-02 02:32:08 AM  
Eat the food, Tina!!
 
2013-06-02 02:34:28 AM  

Begoggle:  Hm, the law must have changed very quickly.


Or it wasn't actually a pet, again, they are livestock.  You can use them to guard sheep, sheer them for wool, and technically eat them (though the last is a bit of a waste of money since they're not  that plentiful or fast-breeding).  Someone with agricultural land could own one legally.  You just can't do the equivalent of keeping a cow in a suburban backyard.
 
2013-06-02 02:35:23 AM  
That dude is the ugliest anchor I've ever seen.
 
2013-06-02 02:35:23 AM  

Begoggle: Deputies say that it is legal for someone to own a llama as a pet in the state of Florida.

The llama has been reunited with his owner. The owner faces no citations or fines for his loose pet.
 Hm, the law must have changed very quickly.



I think you misread. It says it is legal to own a llama. Nothing the owner did was illegal, perhaps negligent, but nothing more.
 
2013-06-02 02:37:47 AM  
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2013-06-02 02:39:31 AM  
i34.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-02 02:41:07 AM  
Why did they tase the llama, when they could have simply used Winamp instead?
 
2013-06-02 02:41:27 AM  
Should be glad it wasn't a møøse....
 
2013-06-02 02:44:09 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-06-02 02:49:25 AM  
Tasers can be nasti.
 
2013-06-02 02:50:11 AM  
Or maybe...

Link
 
2013-06-02 02:51:18 AM  
don't tell LlamaGirl..
 
2013-06-02 02:55:35 AM  
Llook out, Llarry, it's the llandllord.

2nd favorite Far Side.
Fave is the "that tramp Jane Goodall."
 
2013-06-02 02:55:42 AM  

LordOfThePings: Tasers can be nasti.


You made me giggle.
 
2013-06-02 02:56:00 AM  
What a biatch. He should be terminated for that reason alone./not serious//but seriously///a llama?//slashie power!
 
2013-06-02 03:02:04 AM  
www.lolroflmao.com
 
2013-06-02 03:02:49 AM  
pedrop357:  /Wasn't surprised in the least to think that a cop would tase an animal.

Because a llama is livestock and electricity is a common means of getting control of a large, out of control animal?  Seriously, what the hell do you think a cattle prod is?
 
2013-06-02 03:06:31 AM  
i2.ytimg.com
Was it hiding from the 'puppy children'?
 
2013-06-02 03:07:42 AM  
Winamp brand tasers... they really zap the llama's ass

img.sceper.ws
 
2013-06-02 03:08:43 AM  
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon.

It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

"Look out, there are llamas!"

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-02 03:09:11 AM  
t0.gstatic.com

why you tase me bro?
 
2013-06-02 03:11:45 AM  
THE END

Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE
&
"RALPH" The Wonder Llama Producer MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By EARL J. LLAMA MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES
 
2013-06-02 03:13:00 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: THE END

Executive Producer JOHN GOLDSTONE
&
"RALPH" The Wonder Llama Producer MARK FORSTATER
Assisted By EARL J. LLAMA MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES


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2013-06-02 03:14:47 AM  
overyonderlust.com

\hot and not mine
 
2013-06-02 03:17:55 AM  
static.rhap.com

/Shama Lama
 
2013-06-02 03:20:35 AM  

jtown: [static.rhap.com image 170x170]

/Shama Lama

ct.fra.bz

 
2013-06-02 03:23:13 AM  

blueviking: Should be glad it wasn't a møøse....


Mynd you Møøse bites can be nasti.
 
2013-06-02 03:27:23 AM  

Oldiron_79: blueviking: Should be glad it wasn't a møøse....

Mynd you Møøse bites can be nasti.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-02 03:27:25 AM  
 
2013-06-02 03:28:20 AM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-06-02 03:32:54 AM  
Big spitter, the Lama.
 
2013-06-02 03:35:41 AM  
White dromedary problems.
 
2013-06-02 03:44:13 AM  
The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.
-- Ogden Nash
 
2013-06-02 03:47:07 AM  

Loucifer: Big spitter, the Lama.


1-ps.googleusercontent.com

\GIS+sake=...

....
.......ummm...
...Llamas?
 
2013-06-02 04:07:22 AM  
Hm.

Cop got llama vomit on him.
Llama got tasered.

I'm not seeing any downside in either case.
 
2013-06-02 04:15:37 AM  
Don't tase me, braaaaaaaaaahh
 
2013-06-02 04:22:13 AM  

A Terrible Human: No matter what that guy does he's always gonna be known as the cop who tazed a farking llama. How the fark does that even process as an acceptable thing to do?


It was a cop... of course they tazed it. That's what cops do. They taze things.

Uncooperative criminal? Taze it!

Find a missing child? Taze it!

Suspicious package? Taze it!
 
2013-06-02 04:35:00 AM  

zamboni: A Terrible Human: No matter what that guy does he's always gonna be known as the cop who tazed a farking llama. How the fark does that even process as an acceptable thing to do?

It was a cop... of course they tazed it. That's what cops do. They taze things.

Uncooperative criminal? Taze it!

Find a missing child? Taze it!

Suspicious package? Taze it!


But llamas are so lovable. See:

benefitauctions360.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-02 04:38:51 AM  

Inquisitive Inquisitor: pedrop357:  /Wasn't surprised in the least to think that a cop would tase an animal.

Because a llama is livestock and electricity is a common means of getting control of a large, out of control animal?  Seriously, what the hell do you think a cattle prod is?


I don't see the surprise either.

/also, loathe the Not news, News, Fark, etc headlines.
 
2013-06-02 04:54:59 AM  

Ilmarinen: Inquisitive Inquisitor: pedrop357:  /Wasn't surprised in the least to think that a cop would tase an animal.

Because a llama is livestock and electricity is a common means of getting control of a large, out of control animal?  Seriously, what the hell do you think a cattle prod is?

I don't see the surprise either.

/also, loathe the Not news, News, Fark, etc headlines.


mycotopia.net
 
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