If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(New Musical Express)   Florence Welch, the knockout redheaded frontwoman of Florence And the Machine, rumored to be cast in lead role in.....Star Wars reboot?   (nme.com) divider line 84
    More: Strange, Florence Welch, Star Wars, Michael Arndt, Episode VII, reboot, J.J. Abrams, Mark Hamill, studio executive  
•       •       •

7971 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Jun 2013 at 2:57 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



84 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-06-01 01:47:08 PM
This being the Sun, next week they will probably announce that she's going to be the next Doctor, so I'm taking it with a Lot's Wife of salt.

That said, Flo is awesome so I wouldn't be opposed to having her in it. I'm still pulling for Anna Torv though, she would be perfect for a Jedi/Sith badass.
 
2013-06-01 01:50:34 PM
Not to mention Disney has signed off on some interesting casting lately. Guardians of the Galaxy, in particular has a wonderfully insane cast already and they haven't even cast Rocket Raccoon yet.
 
2013-06-01 01:51:50 PM
Like the music, and she is pretty...but there are just some pics of her that make her face look like a female Skeletor's.  Whoever takes those pics needs to have their cameras taken away til they know what they're doing.
 
2013-06-01 01:57:24 PM
One of the better shows I saw at ACL last year.
 
2013-06-01 02:04:52 PM
auntiefashion.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-01 03:00:47 PM
Redhead???
I'm here :-)
 
2013-06-01 03:01:05 PM
SO, wait...is it Episode VII or a reboot? Reboot suggests a redo of the originals, or a completely new story line, like the last couple Star Treks.
 
2013-06-01 03:01:40 PM
Another "Flo" that could handle a lightsaber:

static6.businessinsider.com

/hot like Flo
 
2013-06-01 03:03:10 PM

Sultan Of Herf: SO, wait...is it Episode VII or a reboot? Reboot suggests a redo of the originals, or a completely new story line, like the last couple Star Treks.


Everything which has been mentioned (which isn't much) states that this is a continuation of the film series and not a reboot despite what the headline says.
 
2013-06-01 03:03:29 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Reboot suggests a redo of the originals


reminds me of a particularly bizarre nerdrage here on the Depp version of Wonka, on wehter it was  a "reboot" of the Wilder film or an alternate retelling of the source (Dahl).

NERDRAGE.

serious business.
 
2013-06-01 03:08:44 PM
Jar Wars Episode VII: Revenge of the Phantom Lensflare
 
2013-06-01 03:18:06 PM
I know it has been said that there will be no EU stuff in the new trilogy but...Mara Jade?
 
2013-06-01 03:20:22 PM

DarkScarab: I know it has been said that there will be no EU stuff in the new trilogy but...Mara Jade?


That was my first thought as well.
 
2013-06-01 03:21:15 PM
As Governor Tarkin?
 
2013-06-01 03:21:43 PM
One of the funnier rumors about those gawdawful Prequels was The Sneaker Pimps would do the music & appear in "Phantom Menace"
 
2013-06-01 03:27:18 PM
0-media-cdn.foolz.us

/my two cents
 
2013-06-01 03:28:36 PM

jcb274: [0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 307x438]

/my two cents


Totally not a man. See?
cdn01.cdn.justjared.com

Oh...wait...
 
2013-06-01 03:29:43 PM

FlyingJ: One of the funnier rumors about those gawdawful Prequels was The Sneaker Pimps would do the music & appear in "Phantom Menace"


I'd give that alternate universe version of The Phantom Menace a try. Couldn't be worse, that's for damn sure.
 
2013-06-01 03:39:00 PM
Redheads are hot. She is a ginger. There is a difference.
 
2013-06-01 03:41:14 PM

INeedAName: Redheads are hot. She is a ginger. There is a difference.

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-06-01 03:42:26 PM
id shake that out

/ oh-ohhhh-oh
 
2013-06-01 03:54:04 PM
I love Florence and the Machine, but if this means that the next Star Wars will have musical interludes and an 80s training montage, I'm opposed.
 
2013-06-01 03:54:25 PM
Sar Wars Episode VII: Tales of the bands that played Mos Eisley that aren't Figrin D'an and the Modal Notes.
 
2013-06-01 03:59:49 PM

buntz: Another "Flo" that could handle a lightsaber:

[static6.businessinsider.com image 850x649]

/hot like Flo


yup, nothing hotter than Aunt Flo when she comes around for her regular visits.  :|
 
2013-06-01 04:02:43 PM
Funny, she doesn't look Welsh
 
2013-06-01 04:06:25 PM
static.nme.com
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Theaetetus: I love Florence and the Machine, but if this means that the next Star Wars will have musical interludes and an 80s training montage, I'm opposed.


Everything is better with an 80s training montage.
 
2013-06-01 04:10:06 PM

FriarReb98: Like the music, and she is pretty...but there are just some pics of her that make her face look like a female Skeletor's.  Whoever takes those pics needs to have their cameras taken away til they know what they're doing.


She actually has kind of masculine features. The pictures in which she looks "pretty" flatter her.
 
2013-06-01 04:14:03 PM
image.naldzgraphics.net
 
2013-06-01 04:33:15 PM

Son of Thunder: "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Theaetetus: I love Florence and the Machine, but if this means that the next Star Wars will have musical interludes and an 80s training montage, I'm opposed.

Everything is better with an 80s training montage.


That photo looks like the skinny mod guy from the mighty noisy in red wig.
 
2013-06-01 04:34:02 PM

tinderfitles: Son of Thunder: "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Theaetetus: I love Florence and the Machine, but if this means that the next Star Wars will have musical interludes and an 80s training montage, I'm opposed.

Everything is better with an 80s training montage.

That photo looks like the skinny mod guy from the mighty noisy in red wig.


Mighty Boosh*
 
2013-06-01 04:40:25 PM
FTFA: "...but it was her singing on stage that initially caught the eye."

Oh offs, they're going to make a musical.
 
2013-06-01 04:43:17 PM
If by "knockout" you mean "got smacked in the face with the ugly bat" - then yes.
 
2013-06-01 04:50:31 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

Lsherm: If by "knockout" you mean "got smacked in the face with the ugly bat" - then yes.


Yeah, what a pig.


/Florencemitter
 
2013-06-01 05:13:49 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.comencrypted-tbn2.gstatic.comencrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Seriously. Is she a post-op tranny?
 
2013-06-01 05:16:26 PM

jcb274: [0-media-cdn.foolz.us image 307x438]

/my two cents


schaft: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 183x275][encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 185x273][encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 201x251]

Seriously. Is she a post-op tranny?


These things.
 
2013-06-01 05:21:40 PM
If people finally thinks he's a "knockout," then the dog days are truly over.
 
2013-06-01 05:25:22 PM
www.admiralackbar.co.uk

?
 
2013-06-01 05:25:22 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: If people finally thinks he's a "knockout," then the dog days are truly over.


I guess she doesn't make you want to howl?

/ my favorite song so far.
 
2013-06-01 05:31:29 PM

rickythepenguin: Lsherm: If by "knockout" you mean "got smacked in the face with the ugly bat" - then yes.

Yeah, what a pig.
/Florencemitter


Airbrushing is a mother farker, she looks like Lou Reed in drag
 
2013-06-01 05:31:30 PM
static.nme.com
I imagine the blocking for every shot she's in will have her doing this gesture.
 
2013-06-01 05:44:30 PM

rickythepenguin: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 250x272]

Lsherm: If by "knockout" you mean "got smacked in the face with the ugly bat" - then yes.

Yeah, what a pig.
/Florencemitter


I'm glad you see it, too.  She looks like an uglier version of a young Sean Connery.
 
2013-06-01 05:56:49 PM

DarkScarab: I know it has been said that there will be no EU stuff in the new trilogy but...Mara Jade?


It makes sense seeing that Hamill is older than he would have been in the start of the EU novels.

So, up age Mara Jade and move the story from there. Just add in some flashbacks as her being the Emperor's Hand either played by a younger actress, or pull a CLU-2.
 
2013-06-01 06:28:52 PM
You're the Emperor's Hand.
 
2013-06-01 06:43:44 PM

schaft: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 183x275][encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 185x273][encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 201x251]

Seriously. Is she a post-op tranny?


she does look a bit rough for 26.
 
2013-06-01 06:57:23 PM
Lots of studmen up in this biatch, lol

boys, she's better looking than anything you'll be nailing, tonight.

And that'd still be true even if she 'was' a dude.
 
2013-06-01 07:13:52 PM
with a nose that long, she either has a schlong or a clit that is as big as a schlong.
 
2013-06-01 07:16:23 PM

Infernalist: Lots of studmen up in this biatch, lol

boys, she's better looking than anything you'll be nailing, tonight.

And that'd still be true even if she 'was' a dude.


Nah, I'll stick with your mom, thanks.  Nice try, though.

Can you not see the same post-op tranny pictures we are all seeing, or are your standards just lower than the average Farker?

Tell yourself whatever you need to in order to sleep at night.

Alone.
 
2013-06-01 07:22:38 PM

Unlord: Infernalist: Lots of studmen up in this biatch, lol

boys, she's better looking than anything you'll be nailing, tonight.

And that'd still be true even if she 'was' a dude.

Nah, I'll stick with your mom, thanks.  Nice try, though.

Can you not see the same post-op tranny pictures we are all seeing, or are your standards just lower than the average Farker?

Tell yourself whatever you need to in order to sleep at night.

Alone.


If you're banging my mom, do me a favor and be sure to rebury her this time after you're done, you sick little corpse-banger, you.

I should be nicer.  If you're having to chase corpses to get laid, you clearly have enough issues without me kicking you around.
 
2013-06-01 07:23:23 PM
Hang on, this chick's only 26?! Jebus Fark, she looks rougher than a Bantha's footprint for only 26!
 
2013-06-01 07:28:45 PM
Um, headline be trolling?

Florence is a lot of things I'm sure, but knock out isn't one of them. She looks like Iggy Pop wearing a red wig in drag.
 
Displayed 50 of 84 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report