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(The Scotsman Online)   Queen really cutting loose, takes turn as bartender. Expected to unveil her Coyote Ugly act any day now   ( divider line
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2001-11-29 05:12:07 PM  
This should be good for some royalty-ridicule...
2001-11-29 05:23:22 PM  
Stupid inbred Hanovers.
2001-11-29 05:33:57 PM  
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2001-11-29 05:34:42 PM  
First pics

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2001-11-29 05:35:57 PM  
can the queen try her hand as a hooker next?
please please please!!
2001-11-29 05:36:25 PM  
<img src=" melrose.tylo/cheers.jpg
2001-11-29 05:37:37 PM  
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2001-11-29 05:40:06 PM  
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2001-11-29 05:52:37 PM  
this top story to the left of the boozing queen interested me more..

Driver five hours on phone before crash

THE driver of the car which caused the Selby train disaster fell asleep at the wheel after spending five hours on the phone chatting to a married woman he met through an internet dating service, a court heard yesterday.
2001-11-29 05:53:41 PM  
get me a pint beeotch
2001-11-29 05:53:52 PM  
You guys suck at posting picks today
2001-11-29 05:56:34 PM  
So, should we be calling her 'Her Majesty, the Queen of Lager' now?
2001-11-29 06:14:27 PM  
No, we should call her a crinkled old hag, good for nothing except attracting stupid tourists who take photos of people on buses.
2001-11-29 06:21:55 PM  
I thought the queen won the blue dick yesterday now she's out drinkin! What a whore!
2001-11-29 06:32:29 PM  
Anyone know where I can find the original cliche kitty? E-mail me. Thanks.
2001-11-29 06:37:28 PM  
Come on man! With a name like that and an article about the queen and you can't come up with a decent Monty Python joke?! *sigh* Soooo disappointed.
2001-11-29 06:37:41 PM  
areaman -
2001-11-29 06:52:26 PM  
"she received a coveted gold Blue Peter badge"

sounds like british talk for condom
2001-11-29 06:59:39 PM  
she ain't no human bean!
2001-11-29 07:11:51 PM  
boobies (time warp weeee)
2001-11-29 10:32:09 PM  
key word being ugly
2001-11-29 11:09:33 PM  
This is no doubt the same HRH who previously appeared in "The Naked Gun"?
2001-11-30 02:44:40 AM  
I am not the Queen....

But I have not seen any naked men for FAR too long, and damn this is one time I'm wishin....maybe...I WAS the .....
no, I can't say it.
2001-11-30 01:43:57 PM  
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