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2013-06-01 09:59:12 PM
3 votes:

ontariolightning: sno man: ontariolightning: Blatant interference on that 2 on 0

yes it was...Marchand: "You go, I got Letang..."

There's nobody in this world that I want to beat the crap out of more than Marchand.


Yeah well, I'd like to see Chara pick up Marchand and beat the shiat outta Crosby with him.
2013-06-01 09:44:54 PM
3 votes:

tonguedepressor: jagr is the AOL of the Bruins offense right now


Free Coaster!
2013-06-01 09:27:27 PM
3 votes:
This PP is as mournful as an old stripper's tits.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
2013-06-01 08:35:38 PM
3 votes:

KarlMaldensNose: How did that find its way through?


It had more space to dribble through than Crosby's bottom jaw.
2013-06-01 10:17:22 PM
2 votes:

SevenSeven: NICE box pic. ha


Say, where is Earguy?
2013-06-01 10:00:04 PM
2 votes:

wuma: How about goalie interference on Crosby for preventing Rask from getting to the bench? 5 minute major, game misconduct, FBI investigation. Call 911 damnit.


Have you considered coaching for Ottawa?
2013-06-01 09:44:07 PM
2 votes:
jagr is the AOL of the Bruins offense right now
2013-06-01 08:37:08 PM
2 votes:
So during the break, I'm looking at my Facebook feed. A so-called Bruins fan said, "Get him, Charo!"

/coochie coochie
//CSB
2013-06-01 08:10:09 PM
2 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-06-01 11:29:33 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: 2wolves: Do we have an alt fight in the making?

Aren't they the same person? Maybe he's bored...

.. or SHE! ... eh, think about that!


Most ladies don't need to get attention like that. Even calamari hose beasts.
2013-06-01 11:01:02 PM
1 votes:
i am beyond excited about the effort the bruins put in.

im not going to read the whole thread, but if any single one of you defends cindy crosby the biggest piece of shiat biatch in the nhl, you're just as bad as him. he is the biggest sore loser and cry baby in the nhl. i would not want him on my team.
2013-06-01 10:46:52 PM
1 votes:
Good game, Bruins. Rest and prepare for Cindy and his ultra-biatchfest in game 2.
2013-06-01 10:46:10 PM
1 votes:

lokis_mentor: Someone tweeted after the Cooke hit

Jordan Kuruc  @jordankuruc
NHL is farking rigged! Matt Cooke made a clean hit. I hope your city gets bombed again Boston.


RT @RealJackEdwards: Somebody get Pierre an anti-depressant.
2013-06-01 10:44:05 PM
1 votes:
Safest place for Crosby
2013-06-01 10:41:15 PM
1 votes:
Tuukka looked like he wanted to put that in his own net, so he'd have something to do.
2013-06-01 10:33:59 PM
1 votes:

Earguy: Inchoate: Fark this game. Oh well. It's happened to other teams that went on to win.

I'm out, folks. Cheers.

And the Pacers/Heat is a 10-point gome in the 4th.  Bonus:  Pacers winning.


Sorry.  That's ten-point gnome.  My mistake.
2013-06-01 10:33:52 PM
1 votes:
I must say that Rask is very good at positioning his body in such a way as to prevent a vulcanized piece of rubber from going into some netting that has been set up behind his position. It's as if he really wants to never let it get into there.
2013-06-01 10:26:53 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Come on Bruins, you're going to make Crosby cry if you keep scoring.


Tears of a clown
2013-06-01 10:10:21 PM
1 votes:

fatalvenom: mikaloyd: Malkin kicked Bergerons ass

That's nothing to brag about Meg...Bergeron is a gentleman. Malkin went after him because he knew he couldn't win a fight against anyone else on the Bruins.

/I farking hope Claude sends the Fribles line out against pussy-bag Crosby.
//Thornton at center


I'd love to see that too, but the best revenge is putting another puck or two past Vokoun.
2013-06-01 10:08:34 PM
1 votes:
If Boston gets a couple more early might we see Khudobin come in to pull some Billy Smith action on Crosby?
2013-06-01 10:03:59 PM
1 votes:

wuma: FightDirector: wuma: How about goalie interference on Crosby for preventing Rask from getting to the bench? 5 minute major, game misconduct, FBI investigation. Call 911 damnit.

Have you considered coaching for Ottawa?

I was thinking public relations for the Hags.


Interesting autocorrect.  Is that why the Habs haven't started a women's team?

/go Maggies
2013-06-01 10:00:45 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: TheManofPA: So, was there any calls on that whole ruckus at the end?

19:30 BOS Brad Marchand : Boarding - 2 min (James Neal)
19:55 BOS Rich Peverley : Unsportsmanlike conduct - 2 min (Chris Kunitz)
19:55 PIT Chris Kunitz : Unsportsmanlike conduct - 2 min (Rich Peverley)
20:00 BOS Patrice Bergeron : Fighting - 5 min (Evgeni Malkin)
20:00 PIT Evgeni Malkin : Fighting - 5 min (Patrice Bergeron)

That's all so far, since the boarding minor.


i36.photobucket.com
2013-06-01 10:00:23 PM
1 votes:
Somebody call Dana and have Mario Yamasaki sent over for the third period.
2013-06-01 09:58:21 PM
1 votes:

Dafatone: When you officiate like shiat, you get players out of control.

Way to blow goats, refs.


Lost Thought 00: This is all the fault of the refs not giving equal justice on the penalties


Would it be funny if a couple guys jumped the refs and started beating them up?
2013-06-01 09:58:18 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: goon


www.hakes.com
2013-06-01 09:57:48 PM
1 votes:

SevenSeven: MALKIN YOU FUZING PUSSY............GOOOD FOR BRUINS.........HHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHAAHAHH


You realize Malkin won that, right?
2013-06-01 09:56:03 PM
1 votes:
See, imagine how much worse this would be if Cooke didn't get ejected.
2013-06-01 09:55:50 PM
1 votes:
We secretly replaced the Boston Bruins with the Philadelphia Flyers. Let's see if anyone notices.
2013-06-01 09:55:44 PM
1 votes:

wuma: 2 minutes, McQ is a better salesman than Neal.


i304.photobucket.com

THERE IS A FIREFIGHT!
2013-06-01 09:53:03 PM
1 votes:

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: CBC just implied that Crosby is being a pussy because he doesn't have his full shield anymore.

I just thought that was interesting.


cl.jroo.me
2013-06-01 09:45:54 PM
1 votes:

expobill: this is not laliga


If it was La Liga, both teams would be intentionally taking penalties to throw the game having had placed bets on the other team winning.
2013-06-01 09:42:38 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: farking Marchand points to Letang to say I'll take him out and does
No penalty. farking blind mice piece of shiat refs


GTFO. Nobody wants you saying good things about their team.
2013-06-01 09:41:55 PM
1 votes:
We could REALLY go back in time and bring up good ol' Ulffie.
2013-06-01 09:40:33 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: mikaloyd: TURKEY IS ON THE TABLE BOYS! Dig in!

How many more days until Penguins elimination day?


More than 360 or so
2013-06-01 09:38:08 PM
1 votes:
Doc must be going through puberty with how much his voice keeps cracking.
2013-06-01 09:36:17 PM
1 votes:

thisiszombocom:


You are honestly looking to hang from power lines like a pair of 1980's high-tops aren't ya?
2013-06-01 09:30:53 PM
1 votes:
Hey look, McQuaid magically healed in five minutes!
2013-06-01 09:30:33 PM
1 votes:
Basically just now getting to watch the game and get to witness immediately two constants in our universe; Matt Cooke being a f*cking idiot, and the Bruins PP being utterly worthless.
2013-06-01 09:30:01 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: Penalty KILLED


like OJ in a brentwood condo!
2013-06-01 09:29:42 PM
1 votes:
l.wigflip.com
2013-06-01 09:27:47 PM
1 votes:

Primitive Screwhead: keylock71: Bruins' PP is just woeful...

That's one word for it...


I think all the others get random "A"s added to them by the filter.

/hell, I'm surprised it doesn't mess with Matt Caake's name, at this point . . .
2013-06-01 09:26:52 PM
1 votes:
Bruins really need Krug to continue growing, maybe a coupla more inches and fifty or so lbs, preferably by this Tuesday.
2013-06-01 09:21:43 PM
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: Malkin and Neal both being little biatches now.  Pens trying to goon it up.


I'm sorry, I didn't realize the Bruins were pansy ass biatches who couldn't take a hit
2013-06-01 09:14:02 PM
1 votes:

wuma: Does anyone know where he gets those suits? Or how the guy next to him keeps his shiat together while sitting next to them?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPuMzza9hk

I would never play poker with Ron McLean.  His straight face is unrivaled.
2013-06-01 09:13:36 PM
1 votes:

wuma: Does anyone know where he gets those suits? Or how the guy next to him keeps his shiat together while sitting next to them?


I grew up in an area that could get CBC.  When I went home to see my family a couple of years ago, the Coach's Corner segment was sponsored by an actual clothing company (name escapes me, though).
2013-06-01 09:04:41 PM
1 votes:
img843.imageshack.us
2013-06-01 08:28:38 PM
1 votes:

SevenSeven: Bruins need to set the tone of "non-prettyboy hockey" whatever that means. I mean they need to fight a bit mix it up.


Based on what we know from the NHL and NBA weeks, if you start a fight, the guy you hit will also get a penalty.
2013-06-01 08:19:54 PM
1 votes:

Inchoate: Jesus Pierre stop making out with him he's tired of it.


No he's not. He looks forward to it.
2013-06-01 08:19:20 PM
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: The playoffs are about four weeks old. And that's the best Cindy Crosby can do for a playoff beard at this point?


Too much estrogen coursing through his veins.
2013-06-01 08:15:27 PM
1 votes:

sk8r: Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.

WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL


Cut the conversation some slack. We're between games, so we can bat around saskatchewanstiffbreeze's moronic arguments back-and-forth for a bit.
2013-06-01 07:57:15 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.

You agree with yourself? Awesome.

It's when he loses those conversations that I worry.

So far he'shiatting. 218


He is shiatting, that's for sure.
2013-06-01 07:49:29 PM
1 votes:
The shot of the fans outside the Pens arena where everyone was waiving their towels while in their lawn chairs reminded me of people at a county fair gettin pumped for the monster truck rally and demolition derby.

That being said, someone should tell Richards what city he's in along with today's date.
2013-06-01 07:48:43 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.


You agree with yourself? Awesome.
2013-06-01 07:42:49 PM
1 votes:
@Kings

aintnogod.com
2013-06-01 07:42:47 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: eaglepuss: What is that song they play when the hawks score?

The retard anthem.




i.imgur.com

Your butthurt amuses me.
2013-06-01 07:42:10 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: fark the Hawks!


You sound... butthurt.
2013-06-01 07:41:04 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.


They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.
2013-06-01 07:35:36 PM
1 votes:
I mean this:
i39.tinypic.com
2013-06-01 07:31:37 PM
1 votes:

Gawdzila: Come on, Kings, getting down to crunch time.
STICK IT IN!!


That's what SHE said!
2013-06-01 05:39:17 PM
1 votes:
AC/DC is putting out for Jockey commercials? Didn't think those dudes wore underwear.
2013-06-01 05:26:50 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: The worst bandwagon fans have to be the Coyotes or Islanders. Neither team can fill it's arena until the team makes the playoffs.


Phoenix games were only full because they went door to door and took out their guns and said if you don't take these free tickets we'll shoot your puppies in the face.
2013-06-01 05:20:01 PM
1 votes:

andychrist420: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

LA by far.  They were fans when Gretzky was on the team, and now that they won the Cup.  Other times, they couldn't give a shiat.  It's a land of star farkers.


2 things nobody should like unless you're from there or have been a long time resident are teams from New York and teams from Los Angeles.
2013-06-01 05:18:31 PM
1 votes:
Go......Hawks?

Yeah, go hawks.
2013-06-01 05:12:44 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

Leafs.

Even when the Leafs were sucking and missing the playoffs their games were still the highest rated in the NHL so that is clearly false. And up yours.


Doesn't your mom have some chores for you to do?
2013-06-01 05:00:52 PM
1 votes:
LETS GET IT ON!!

fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
2013-06-01 04:44:16 PM
1 votes:
oi44.tinypic.com
 
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