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2013-06-02 02:53:24 PM  
1 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Clearly we are all simply jealous of his talent and wish we had him.


I don't think anyone disputes that he has talent. But he's such a farking primadonna that it's disgusting and unbecoming of a hockey player.
2013-06-01 11:06:27 PM  
1 votes:

irishman4: i am beyond excited about the effort the bruins put in.

im not going to read the whole thread, but if any single one of you defends cindy crosby the biggest piece of shiat biatch in the nhl, you're just as bad as him. he is the biggest sore loser and cry baby in the nhl. i would not want him on my team.


Crosby is a bigger piece of shiat than Marchand? Fark you.
2013-06-01 10:32:54 PM  
1 votes:

Inchoate: Fark this game. Oh well. It's happened to other teams that went on to win.

I'm out, folks. Cheers.


And the Pacers/Heat is a 10-point gome in the 4th.  Bonus:  Pacers winning.
2013-06-01 10:32:28 PM  
1 votes:

Snaps: You could hear a pin drop in there


Hell, they looked bored when it was 1-0.
2013-06-01 10:30:04 PM  
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: 2wolves: Thanks for the quality comment. Keep up the good work.

Funny that there are 100 comments ripping on Cindy and you choose to give me shiat.

By the way, another Bruins goal....lol


I give you what you've earned.
2013-06-01 10:29:58 PM  
1 votes:

keylock71: 3-0!

Horton hears a woooo!!!


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2013-06-01 10:28:52 PM  
1 votes:

expobill: Earguy: TheManofPA: Primitive Screwhead: SevenSeven: NICE box pic. ha

Say, where is Earguy?

Paging Earguy: NSFW: Link

BAH GAWD, CM PUNK TIME!

The 1004 Horsemen are here, WOOOO!

its 100.4 degrees in nj?


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To be the best, ya gotta beat the best!
2013-06-01 10:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
3-0!

Horton hears a woooo!!!
2013-06-01 10:28:11 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-01 10:22:19 PM  
1 votes:

expobill: qtiping


NEVER!
________________


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2013-06-01 09:59:20 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-01 09:57:48 PM  
1 votes:

SevenSeven: MALKIN YOU FUZING PUSSY............GOOOD FOR BRUINS.........HHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHAAHAHH


You realize Malkin won that, right?
2013-06-01 09:56:32 PM  
1 votes:
This is all the fault of the refs not giving equal justice on the penalties
2013-06-01 09:56:20 PM  
1 votes:
When you officiate like shiat, you get players out of control.

Way to blow goats, refs.
2013-06-01 09:49:57 PM  
1 votes:
To beat a dead horse some more, I'm sure the refs are fully aware of the Cooke and Bruins history. I'm sure all the players on the Bruins and Pens are aware of the history there.

Cooke stays in the game, the game gets out of hand very quickly because the refs didn't take control of an explosive situation when they had the chance. Cooke being ejected is as much about prevention as it is discipline.
2013-06-01 09:44:07 PM  
1 votes:
jagr is the AOL of the Bruins offense right now
2013-06-01 09:35:05 PM  
1 votes:

wuma: Donnchadha: Hey look, McQuaid magically healed in five minutes!

It's a makeup call for no call on the Savard hit.


Why don't you get down off the cross, build yourself a bridge and get the fark over something that happened three years ago -- since which time, Cooke has drastically changed his game and isn't the same player he was before.
2013-06-01 09:34:08 PM  
1 votes:
jagr is absolute shiat right now.
2013-06-01 09:30:53 PM  
1 votes:
Hey look, McQuaid magically healed in five minutes!
2013-06-01 09:30:33 PM  
1 votes:
Basically just now getting to watch the game and get to witness immediately two constants in our universe; Matt Cooke being a f*cking idiot, and the Bruins PP being utterly worthless.
2013-06-01 09:29:42 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-01 09:28:04 PM  
1 votes:
Penalty KILLED
2013-06-01 09:13:36 PM  
1 votes:

wuma: Does anyone know where he gets those suits? Or how the guy next to him keeps his shiat together while sitting next to them?


I grew up in an area that could get CBC.  When I went home to see my family a couple of years ago, the Coach's Corner segment was sponsored by an actual clothing company (name escapes me, though).
2013-06-01 09:13:11 PM  
1 votes:

wuma: Does anyone know where he gets those suits? Or how the guy next to him keeps his shiat together while sitting next to them?


He goes to a local fabric shop and picks random fabrics to have them tailored into suits. The fabrics are usually picked from the upholstery section, instead of the clothing section.
2013-06-01 09:10:32 PM  
1 votes:
Does anyone know where he gets those suits? Or how the guy next to him keeps his shiat together while sitting next to them?
2013-06-01 08:34:07 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-06-01 08:28:38 PM  
1 votes:

SevenSeven: Bruins need to set the tone of "non-prettyboy hockey" whatever that means. I mean they need to fight a bit mix it up.


Based on what we know from the NHL and NBA weeks, if you start a fight, the guy you hit will also get a penalty.
2013-06-01 08:25:48 PM  
1 votes:

2wolves: Lad didn't muck about with the anthem. Good.


That is good. I get sick of the anthem taking longer than a period. But whoever sang the anthem for the Hawks/Kings was way better.
2013-06-01 08:19:29 PM  
1 votes:
GO PENGUINS!
2013-06-01 07:57:22 PM  
1 votes:

Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.


The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.
2013-06-01 07:50:17 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.
2013-06-01 07:02:38 PM  
1 votes:

eaglepuss: What is that song they play when the hawks score?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fOs25GJU2g

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2013-06-01 06:26:38 PM  
1 votes:
Working. It sucks.

Go hawks because fark expansion teams.
2013-06-01 05:47:35 PM  
1 votes:
can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?
2013-06-01 05:38:27 PM  
1 votes:

Gawdzila: Whew.. Hawks' PP is scary, glad we got through that one.


I'm a Hawks homer, and the Hawks power play has been mostly a vortex of suck this season. Fortunately, the penalty kill has been outstanding.
2013-06-01 05:26:01 PM  
1 votes:
Get that power play going, Hawks.
2013-06-01 05:20:01 PM  
1 votes:

andychrist420: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

LA by far.  They were fans when Gretzky was on the team, and now that they won the Cup.  Other times, they couldn't give a shiat.  It's a land of star farkers.


2 things nobody should like unless you're from there or have been a long time resident are teams from New York and teams from Los Angeles.
2013-06-01 05:16:09 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


LA by far.  They were fans when Gretzky was on the team, and now that they won the Cup.  Other times, they couldn't give a shiat.  It's a land of star farkers.
2013-06-01 05:12:44 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

Leafs.

Even when the Leafs were sucking and missing the playoffs their games were still the highest rated in the NHL so that is clearly false. And up yours.


Doesn't your mom have some chores for you to do?
2013-06-01 05:08:25 PM  
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


Leafs.
2013-06-01 05:04:38 PM  
1 votes:

Gawdzila: LETS GET IT ON!!

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Bet they weren't into hockey until the Kings got good.
2013-06-01 04:47:40 PM  
1 votes:
Seriously, Bruins fans. Get some new pictures. I've seen the same damn pics for four years now.
2013-06-01 04:46:29 PM  
1 votes:

Recoil Therapy: Bravo Subby, bra-farking-vo.  What a great way to start the final half of the playoffs.

/the original
//for the one or two who stumbled in here & didn't recognize it


Speaking of iconic hockey music,

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

I have a family birthday party to attend, so I probably won't be around much today.  My Blackhawks bandwagon fan uncle will be there, so I will be drinking heavily.  Then again, that's what we do every time I get together with him, we both really like good beer.  He's actually a pretty cool guy aside from the whole bandwagony thing.  Anyway, go hockey!
2013-06-01 03:29:46 PM  
1 votes:
Let's Go, Bruins!!!!

Got folks coming over... Probably won't be around here 'til after the game depending on how drunk I am. It's farking hot as hell. If I start drinking now, I'll be a wreak by the time 8pm rolls around.

Oh, and Go Chicago, too!
2013-06-01 10:19:30 AM  
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2013-06-01 09:43:14 AM  
1 votes:
gotta get a ton of stuff done around the house today, so let's get the tradition stuff out of the way....
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2013-06-01 08:14:28 AM  
1 votes:
Oh the good ol' hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' hockey game...
 
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