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2013-06-01 08:09:49 PM  
fun video from 1997 all star game(bonus, blue puck!)
 
2013-06-01 08:10:09 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-01 08:10:11 PM  
I still LOL that TSN seems to believe they can provide better Olympics/NHL Playoff coverage than CBC
 
2013-06-01 08:11:25 PM  
I think it may actually be Axl Rose at the Meow now.
 
2013-06-01 08:12:13 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.


No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.
 
2013-06-01 08:12:36 PM  
LETS GO PENS!!!!

TV on mute, radio on Mike Lange, I'm ready to go!!!
 
2013-06-01 08:13:32 PM  

Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.


WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL
 
2013-06-01 08:13:41 PM  
Go Bruins, I guess.
 
2013-06-01 08:15:01 PM  

sk8r: Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.

WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL


A notorious hockey thread shiatter.  Pay it no mind.
 
2013-06-01 08:15:09 PM  
Missed the early game on account of skating a spring league peewee double, settled in nicely for the late game.

/HOCKEY
 
2013-06-01 08:15:27 PM  

sk8r: Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.

WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL


Cut the conversation some slack. We're between games, so we can bat around saskatchewanstiffbreeze's moronic arguments back-and-forth for a bit.
 
2013-06-01 08:16:39 PM  
sk8r:


WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL

fark faces posting the same big boobed bimbos over and over
 
2013-06-01 08:17:45 PM  
Jesus Pierre stop making out with him he's tired of it.
 
2013-06-01 08:17:56 PM  
The playoffs are about four weeks old. And that's the best Cindy Crosby can do for a playoff beard at this point?
 
2013-06-01 08:18:03 PM  

sk8r: Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.

WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL


I dunno about anyone else but I'm watching men use their bodies on each other for my own amusement. Or something.

Bolland hit on Richards

Go not Boston?
 
2013-06-01 08:18:11 PM  
i1045.photobucket.com

FERENCE....

/Pierre is sucking Crosby's cock to stat the game
//DRINK
 
2013-06-01 08:19:01 PM  

Inchoate: Jesus Pierre stop making out with him he's tired of it.


You're jealous.  Penguin fans said so.
 
2013-06-01 08:19:20 PM  
Did Crosby always sound like that or is it because of the jaw injury?
 
2013-06-01 08:19:20 PM  

buckeyebrain: The playoffs are about four weeks old. And that's the best Cindy Crosby can do for a playoff beard at this point?


Too much estrogen coursing through his veins.
 
2013-06-01 08:19:29 PM  
GO PENGUINS!
 
2013-06-01 08:19:35 PM  

ontariolightning: sk8r:


WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL

fark faces posting the same big boobed bimbos over and over


I could see that being a problem.  Variety in bimbos is important.
 
2013-06-01 08:19:49 PM  
ANTHEM!!
 
2013-06-01 08:19:54 PM  

Inchoate: Jesus Pierre stop making out with him he's tired of it.


No he's not. He looks forward to it.
 
2013-06-01 08:21:06 PM  

ytterbium: Did Crosby always sound like that or is it because of the jaw injury?


that's about how he's always sounded
 
2013-06-01 08:21:18 PM  
DING!
 
2013-06-01 08:21:33 PM  
Chara needs to wield Lucic in his right hand, Thornton in his left, and just victimize Pens players starting with Iggy and Cindy
 
2013-06-01 08:21:41 PM  

buckeyebrain: The playoffs are about four weeks old. And that's the best Cindy Crosby can do for a playoff beard at this point?


Crosby is notoriously unable to grow facial hair.

Did I just see a "Vokouna Matata" sign?

Wtf Sid
 
2013-06-01 08:21:56 PM  
Jesus farking christ
 
2013-06-01 08:22:08 PM  
Big Wigger?  What did he actually say?
 
2013-06-01 08:22:26 PM  
Lad didn't muck about with the anthem. Good.
 
2013-06-01 08:22:28 PM  
Notlate to this party.......
Bruins........
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sam Lager and Margaritas
Here we go Vaunted 4th line goal for bruins,
soon.
 
2013-06-01 08:23:15 PM  

fatalvenom: Jesus farking christ


This is like the first leafs bruin game except bruins are the leafs
 
2013-06-01 08:23:21 PM  
grr  cat like tying on the TV remote detected....
 
2013-06-01 08:24:14 PM  
typing
 
2013-06-01 08:24:43 PM  
Aggressive hockey.  Love it.
 
2013-06-01 08:24:53 PM  
Great save.
 
2013-06-01 08:25:26 PM  
thank you, jagr, for being too old to realize youre not that good anymore.
 
2013-06-01 08:25:48 PM  

2wolves: Lad didn't muck about with the anthem. Good.


That is good. I get sick of the anthem taking longer than a period. But whoever sang the anthem for the Hawks/Kings was way better.
 
2013-06-01 08:25:52 PM  
BS c'mon man
 
2013-06-01 08:26:03 PM  
Nice dive Malkin...you pussy
 
2013-06-01 08:26:04 PM  
fark! Krejci knows better than that.
 
2013-06-01 08:26:04 PM  
Malkin channeling his inner Subban?
 
2013-06-01 08:26:06 PM  
Shaping up to be a good game...
 
2013-06-01 08:26:09 PM  
PENGUIN POWER PLAY!!!
 
2013-06-01 08:26:12 PM  
Had to try.three times to finally trip him.
 
2013-06-01 08:26:30 PM  
Turrrrrkay tahm
 
2013-06-01 08:26:52 PM  
As a Pens fan, I'm really worried this is building to a Boston Stanley Cup as a major recovery headline.

Mind you, if this is the NBA, Stern would make it a lock. In Hockey, Bettman probably doesn't even know what Boston Strong signs mean
 
2013-06-01 08:27:38 PM  
Bruins need to set the tone of "non-prettyboy hockey" whatever that means. I mean they need to fight a bit mix it up.
 
2013-06-01 08:27:54 PM  

TheManofPA: As a Pens fan, I'm really worried this is building to a Boston Stanley Cup as a major recovery headline.

Mind you, if this is the NBA, Stern would make it a lock. In Hockey, Bettman probably doesn't even know what Boston Strong signs mean


Also, that is poorly written, I just meant from the kharma side of things, they usually work out; but if anyone is anti-Kharma it is Bettman.
 
2013-06-01 08:28:38 PM  

SevenSeven: Bruins need to set the tone of "non-prettyboy hockey" whatever that means. I mean they need to fight a bit mix it up.


Based on what we know from the NHL and NBA weeks, if you start a fight, the guy you hit will also get a penalty.
 
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