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2013-06-01 07:42:56 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!
 
2013-06-01 07:43:10 PM  
I still think home ice is going to be critical for the Hawks.
 
2013-06-01 07:44:50 PM  
And now, time for the game where I can't decide which team I want to DIAF more.
 
2013-06-01 07:45:01 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!


I've got him marked down as a paste eater.
 
2013-06-01 07:45:21 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


Wow
 
2013-06-01 07:45:23 PM  
Ok, a good start for the western half of the games tonight....

Now for the next pair of teams that I really don't care too much about.  Go Boston I suppose if only because I lived near there for a year back in the 80's...

/yes, I'm so emotionally involved with the remaining teams
//can't you tell?
 
2013-06-01 07:45:49 PM  
Good game Hawks.  I might not get to see any of the night game.  I'm off to the hospital and there's no TVs in the ER.  But my phone is charged this time, so I should be able to keep up with the thread.

I'm gonna say, go not Penguins.
 
2013-06-01 07:45:51 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Da da derp da da derp da da da da da da derp.

The retard anthem.


Cry more!
 
2013-06-01 07:46:32 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: ClavellBCMI: Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!

I've got him marked down as a paste eater.


I hate the cartoon you call him that for.
 
2013-06-01 07:47:29 PM  

Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow


Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.
 
2013-06-01 07:47:30 PM  

andychrist420: Good game Hawks.  I might not get to see any of the night game.  I'm off to the hospital and there's no TVs in the ER.  But my phone is charged this time, so I should be able to keep up with the thread.

I'm gonna say, go not Penguins.


Get better soon! Hope it's not serious.
 
2013-06-01 07:47:53 PM  
That party scene outside of the arena in Pittsburgh looked like fun.

Nonetheless, go Bruins!
 
2013-06-01 07:48:37 PM  
i dont know who to root for in the east.  i hate both of these teams equally.
 
2013-06-01 07:48:43 PM  

ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.


You agree with yourself? Awesome.
 
2013-06-01 07:49:29 PM  
The shot of the fans outside the Pens arena where everyone was waiving their towels while in their lawn chairs reminded me of people at a county fair gettin pumped for the monster truck rally and demolition derby.

That being said, someone should tell Richards what city he's in along with today's date.
 
2013-06-01 07:49:33 PM  

sno man: That's one!  Very happy Quick kept us from hearing that damn dagger song too much!  Anyone else think this might go 7?


Yes. With Quick & Crawford playing so well, it's going to be a nail biter the whole way
 
2013-06-01 07:50:17 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.
 
2013-06-01 07:51:02 PM  
I'm going to root for the Bruins here, because Original Six.
 
2013-06-01 07:51:17 PM  
Tall geeky guy in a tie doing Suspicious Minds at the Meow.  Badly.
 
2013-06-01 07:52:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks: The shot of the fans outside the Pens arena where everyone was waiving their towels while in their lawn chairs reminded me of people at a county fair gettin pumped for the monster truck rally and demolition derby.

That being said, someone should tell Richards what city he's in along with today's date.


Wonder if Shanny will be taking a look at the tape on that one.  Seemed a bit more dangerous than some of the hits that earned suspensions so far this post season.
 
2013-06-01 07:53:06 PM  

Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.


Yes. They are.
They do coke to stay thin. Probably do their agents/bosses to get further ahead.
Read Kate Uptons book. It will shock you it seems.
 
2013-06-01 07:53:31 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


You sure sound like a catch!
 
2013-06-01 07:54:24 PM  

Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.

You agree with yourself? Awesome.


It's when he loses those conversations that I worry.

So far he'shiatting. 218
 
2013-06-01 07:56:25 PM  
^ Appropriate filterpwn.
 
2013-06-01 07:57:15 PM  

2wolves: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.

You agree with yourself? Awesome.

It's when he loses those conversations that I worry.

So far he'shiatting. 218


He is shiatting, that's for sure.
 
2013-06-01 07:57:22 PM  

Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.


The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.
 
2013-06-01 07:57:33 PM  
Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.
 
2013-06-01 07:58:07 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: That's one!  Very happy Quick kept us from hearing that damn dagger song too much!  Anyone else think this might go 7?

Yes. With Quick & Crawford playing so well, it's going to be a nail biter the whole way


Hello and welcome to the game!!  I'm not feeling the love for the Bs in here tonight!
 
2013-06-01 07:58:47 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.


Or set back Richards' career.
 
2013-06-01 07:58:47 PM  

wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.


i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-01 07:59:02 PM  

Fubegra: ^ Appropriate filterpwn.


Nnyes. As Buckley was wont to mutter.
 
2013-06-01 07:59:24 PM  

ontariolightning: Read Kate Uptons book. It will shock you it seems.


Google shows no results for this piece of literary brilliance.
 
2013-06-01 07:59:35 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: ClavellBCMI: Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!

I've got him marked down as a paste eater.


I'm so glad that I put him in Fark's Sin Bin early in last year's playoffs.  While the signal to noise ratio is usually pretty good in these threads anyway, that one little action improved it considerably...
 
2013-06-01 07:59:40 PM  

wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.


A total FARK upon you WUMA!
 
2013-06-01 08:00:46 PM  

wuma: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

Or set back Richards' career.


True. That was a weird/wicked hit - they didn't show it enough for me to really see what happened. Did what's his nuts leave his feet, and was that bell-ringing really done with his back?
 
2013-06-01 08:02:05 PM  

sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!


Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!
 
2013-06-01 08:02:29 PM  
Two goals from Cooke tonight.
 
2013-06-01 08:02:43 PM  
Just tuned into the thread.  Whore vs. lady debate. Must have been quite the game.
 
2013-06-01 08:02:55 PM  

wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.


When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.
 
2013-06-01 08:04:32 PM  

Mutable_Beaver: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.


Should be on whatever channel NBC is in your area.
 
2013-06-01 08:04:32 PM  

wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!


From one Krug worshipper to another!
 
2013-06-01 08:04:55 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: wuma: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

Or set back Richards' career.

True. That was a weird/wicked hit - they didn't show it enough for me to really see what happened. Did what's his nuts leave his feet, and was that bell-ringing really done with his back?


Looks like he lost his balance after the hit. I think he expected body contact, and lost it after he took a chin to the back. It does look like it was a back to chin hit, though. It's on YouTube already.
 
2013-06-01 08:06:05 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: True. That was a weird/wicked hit - they didn't show it enough for me to really see what happened. Did what's his nuts leave his feet, and was that bell-ringing really done with his back?


Yes...and not a single shiat was given that day by the refs...
 
2013-06-01 08:06:22 PM  

sk8r: wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!

From one Krug worshipper to another!


If he doesn't make the roster, or at least 7th D, next spring they're doing it wrong.
 
2013-06-01 08:06:47 PM  

KarlMaldensNose: Mutable_Beaver: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.

Should be on whatever channel NBC is in your area.


Well, when they finally decide to start this thing, I'll switch from Warren Oates in Lost in Space.
 
2013-06-01 08:07:39 PM  

wuma: sk8r: wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!

From one Krug worshipper to another!

If he doesn't make the roster, or at least 7th D, next spring they're doing it wrong.


Fall, too.
 
2013-06-01 08:08:18 PM  

KarlMaldensNose: Mutable_Beaver: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.

Should be on whatever channel NBC is in your area.


You are correct sir, thanks.
 
2013-06-01 08:08:46 PM  
City and Colour ftw
 
2013-06-01 08:08:47 PM  
Thanks to everybody who gave me suggestions for the beer tasting.  After last night's imbibing I have chosen Chicago (Goose Island) and Pittsburgh (Church Brew Works) for this round.  Still want 7 games for every series from here on out though.
 
2013-06-01 08:08:58 PM  

wuma: sk8r: wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!

From one Krug worshipper to another!

If he doesn't make the roster, or at least 7th D, next spring they're doing it wrong.


They stumbled on a gift.  If he doesn't make the roster, they're out of their minds.
 
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