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2013-06-01 05:43:14 PM  

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.

You just can't catch a break recently.  Even though you hate my Ducks I do wish the best for you.  Keep us updated if possible.

That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.

If nobody else has gotten to you by the time I check later/tomorrow I've got it covered.


Thanks man.  I don't think it will be an ICU stay like last time, but surgery might be required.  I don't know what the hell is wrong, because everything it could be, it can't be based on the medications that I'm taking.  I'm gonna watch as much of the games as I can, but I don't want to wait too long and get caught in the Sat night ER traffic jam.
 
2013-06-01 05:43:18 PM  

Fubegra: Gawdzila: Whew.. Hawks' PP is scary, glad we got through that one.

I'm a Hawks homer, and the Hawks power play has been mostly a vortex of suck this season. Fortunately, the penalty kill has been outstanding.


Really?  That's surprising with all those All Star skill forwards you've got, I thought your % was very good.  Or at least I assumed it would be, lol.
 
2013-06-01 05:44:04 PM  
Ouch!  That was quite a hit.
 
2013-06-01 05:45:08 PM  

fatalvenom: sno man: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

I'll give CHI town a reluctant pass, only because the owner was a coont like Jacobs is with the Bruins.

LA is bandwagon just like Miami is; team wins, stars show up. Stars show up, star farkers follow.

Pitt is a different animal. The team almost went into the urinal, Mario "buys" the team, go into a multi-year draft pick scheme...then win. Then the fans flock to the arena.

They're like Toronto, except they have a Cup to show for their decades of suck.

Cause the Pens sucked the right way and scored a couple of 1st overall picks...

/and what the hell was that?!?

But but but....Kessel.


I'm actually okay with that trade, moreso this year, he's been in the top ten in scoring every year he's been here, and this year he learned the ice is 200' long, racked up a ton of assists when the goals were harder to find, and got the Bruins monkey off his back in the first round...
 
2013-06-01 05:45:20 PM  
LOL at the shots on goal, 16-2 in favor of the Hawks and yet LA leads.
 
2013-06-01 05:46:47 PM  
A goalie like Quick makes me wish Byfuglin was still on the team.
 
2013-06-01 05:47:04 PM  

sno man: I'm actually okay with that trade, moreso this year, he's been in the top ten in scoring every year he's been here, and this year he learned the ice is 200' long, racked up a ton of assists when the goals were harder to find, and got the Bruins monkey off his back in the first round...


Wouldn't beating the Bruins in 7 games (not 6 2/3) be the monkey that needs to come off his back?
 
2013-06-01 05:47:19 PM  
Just watching the goalies makes my knees ache.
 
2013-06-01 05:47:35 PM  
can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?
 
2013-06-01 05:49:39 PM  
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2013-06-01 05:50:00 PM  

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


Chicago. All of the a-hole Cubs fans have hopped on board once again, and know as little about hockey as they do about baseball. The United Center is sadly becoming the hockey version of Wrigley Field, with obnoxious, clueless, loudmouth idiots in every corner.
 
2013-06-01 05:50:22 PM  
Just popping my head in to say go Hawks!

Oh, and, as always, fark the penguins.
 
2013-06-01 05:51:08 PM  
OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.
 
2013-06-01 05:51:33 PM  
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2013-06-01 05:54:20 PM  

thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?


"Hey Quick! Quick! Quick - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Quick she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!"
 
2013-06-01 05:54:53 PM  

buckeyebrain: sno man: I'm actually okay with that trade, moreso this year, he's been in the top ten in scoring every year he's been here, and this year he learned the ice is 200' long, racked up a ton of assists when the goals were harder to find, and got the Bruins monkey off his back in the first round...

Wouldn't beating the Bruins in 7 games (not 6 2/3) be the monkey that needs to come off his back?


Have a go at the series stats for Kessle and Seguin.  Now one more series for Seguin, and Kessle still has more points.  He also had 2 of the three game winning goals.  I think the mental block is gone.
 
2013-06-01 05:56:33 PM  

thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?


Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.
 
2013-06-01 05:57:23 PM  
Very quiet. Must be the early start.
 
2013-06-01 05:57:29 PM  
Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!
 
2013-06-01 05:58:18 PM  

andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.


Stay classy, Chicago
 
2013-06-01 06:00:40 PM  

andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.


Which would initiate a bench-clearing brawl that would result in multiple game misconducts and suspensions.
 
2013-06-01 06:00:49 PM  

SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago


If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
 
2013-06-01 06:01:16 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!


Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid
 
2013-06-01 06:01:28 PM  

SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago


Because a comment from a guy living in California reflects team strategy...
 
2013-06-01 06:02:56 PM  

andychrist420: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.


If you have to hurt the goalie to win, you shouldn't be in the playoffs to begin with.
 
2013-06-01 06:04:56 PM  

WhiskeySticks: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

Because a comment from a guy living in California reflects team strategy...


I'm not saying that I would recommend it, but a question was asked, and I answered it.
 
2013-06-01 06:05:53 PM  

2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid


Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?
 
2013-06-01 06:07:30 PM  

SubBass49: andychrist420: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

If you have to hurt the goalie to win, you shouldn't be in the playoffs to begin with.


All kinds of goalies have been run in the playoffs this year (and every year)
You don't need to put him out of the game, just get him wondering if the next guy skating toward him is going to stop, or even just try to.  Just get him a little off his game.  At this level, a little might be enough.
 
2013-06-01 06:08:10 PM  
GAME ON!!!
 
2013-06-01 06:08:12 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?


Who we then liberated from the grip of the Nazis.  So I think we're square.
 
2013-06-01 06:08:50 PM  
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2013-06-01 06:09:09 PM  
see, like that.
 
2013-06-01 06:09:57 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?


My country was the Erie-Seneca.

Bzzzt. Thanks for playing now go away.
 
2013-06-01 06:10:09 PM  

sno man: SubBass49: andychrist420: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

If you have to hurt the goalie to win, you shouldn't be in the playoffs to begin with.

All kinds of goalies have been run in the playoffs this year (and every year)
You don't need to put him out of the game, just get him wondering if the next guy skating toward him is going to stop, or even just try to.  Just get him a little off his game.  At this level, a little might be enough.


And not one of you people picked up on my 'Slap Shot' reference earlier.  Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-06-01 06:10:49 PM  
As a former defenseman, it was often my job to smack the shiat out of people that did that to my goalie...
 
2013-06-01 06:10:52 PM  

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2013-06-01 06:11:21 PM  

andychrist420: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?

Who we then liberated from the grip of the Nazis.  So I think we're square.

That was the Soviets (killing 2/3rds of the Nazis on the eastern front and British Commonwealth on the western front mostly. But you did nuke Japan so have a cookie.
 
2013-06-01 06:13:40 PM  
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LET'S GO B'S!
 
2013-06-01 06:14:08 PM  

ontariolightning: andychrist420: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?

Who we then liberated from the grip of the Nazis.  So I think we're square.
That was the Soviets (killing 2/3rds of the Nazis on the eastern front and British Commonwealth on the western front mostly. But you did nuke Japan so have a cookie.


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2013-06-01 06:14:19 PM  

SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.


And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete
 
2013-06-01 06:15:32 PM  

TJWitz: SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.

And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete


Somebody had to it's even in the headline.
 
2013-06-01 06:15:56 PM  
ALSO....

i1045.photobucket.com

DO IT FOR RAY CHARLES!!!

AND...

i1045.photobucket.com

KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIAT COOKE...DO IT FOR SAVARD!!!!!
 
2013-06-01 06:16:54 PM  
Could we trade Crawford for this guy?

fubegra.net
 
2013-06-01 06:17:19 PM  

TJWitz: SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.

And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete


Call1. Delay of game on Kings...marginal at best

Call2. Non coincidental minors in front of goal...both teams should have gone to the box

Call3. No call on interference/boarding (take your pick)
 
2013-06-01 06:17:37 PM  
Great play by Bickell. So far, I'd say this game is about what I expected.
 
2013-06-01 06:20:25 PM  
Quick vs Team Canada. We'll see who is better in February.
 
2013-06-01 06:20:46 PM  
Broons faithful already sounding apprehensive
 
2013-06-01 06:21:38 PM  

SubBass49: TJWitz: SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.

And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete

Call1. Delay of game on Kings...marginal at best

Call2. Non coincidental minors in front of goal...both teams should have gone to the box

Call3. No call on interference/boarding (take your pick)


Maybe you take one from each team for no 2. in Junior, but Penner skated the long way around the net just to put a headlock on a guy.  I'm okay with that one.  Was out of the room for the other two.
 
2013-06-01 06:26:38 PM  
Working. It sucks.

Go hawks because fark expansion teams.
 
2013-06-01 06:27:16 PM  
YES Quick!
 
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