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2013-06-01 08:14:28 AM  
Oh the good ol' hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' hockey game...
 
2013-06-01 08:39:14 AM  
Soon-ish.
 
2013-06-01 08:48:35 AM  
Bravo Subby, bra-farking-vo.  What a great way to start the final half of the playoffs.

/the original
//for the one or two who stumbled in here & didn't recognize it
 
2013-06-01 09:43:14 AM  
gotta get a ton of stuff done around the house today, so let's get the tradition stuff out of the way....
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2013-06-01 09:57:41 AM  
Go Kings Go!

You're damn right I'm on the bandwagon.
 
2013-06-01 10:18:44 AM  

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2013-06-01 10:19:30 AM  

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2013-06-01 10:44:09 AM  

sno man: Oh the good ol' hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' hockey game...


I actually have this song on my playlist. It makes me so happy every time it comes on.
 
2013-06-01 10:52:35 AM  

Silvara: sno man: Oh the good ol' hockey game, is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' hockey game...

I actually have this song on my playlist. It makes me so happy every time it comes on.


It's my default ringtone during the playoffs. Everyone smiles when it goes off at the coffee shop.
 
2013-06-01 11:05:33 AM  

sno man: It's my default ringtone during the playoffs. Everyone smiles when it goes off at the coffee shop.


Awesome. My ex-husband has that too.
 
2013-06-01 11:10:28 AM  

Silvara: sno man: It's my default ringtone during the playoffs. Everyone smiles when it goes off at the coffee shop.

Awesome. My ex-husband has that too.


Ah there you are, haven't seen your name for a few.  Did the move go ok (all things considered...)?

/the ringtone for Mrs RT when she calls is the theme from Debbie Does Dallas
//not sure how I'd react if someone recognized it...
 
2013-06-01 11:17:53 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Ah there you are, haven't seen your name for a few. Did the move go ok (all things considered...)?

/the ringtone for Mrs RT when she calls is the theme from Debbie Does Dallas
//not sure how I'd react if someone recognized it...


Heya. I just haven't felt very social much of the time lately. I have been watching all of the games though. It went OK, pretty quick actually since I had three strong guys to help. And my friend from CO that came out to help ended up staying an extra week and a half, so that was nice. But once he went home and I was alone here....ugh. Trying to shake myself out of it though.

I bet plenty of people have recognized it, but sure as hell didn't want to say anything about it. :D
 
2013-06-01 11:21:35 AM  
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-01 12:10:28 PM  
LET'S
GO
PENS!
 
2013-06-01 12:17:51 PM  
I have no dog in this race, but I will say only this: fark Brad Marchand. What a little biatch.
 
2013-06-01 12:43:26 PM  
2 days with no hockey makes homer something something
 
2013-06-01 12:56:40 PM  

Snaps: 2 days with no hockey makes homer something something


Go crazy?
 
2013-06-01 01:20:09 PM  
Damn, already? I was hoping for another week and a half of speculation on the ECF.
 
2013-06-01 01:49:46 PM  

jayphat: I have no dog in this race, but I will say only this: fark Brad Marchand. What a little biatch.


I will say this: he is a key to the series. Bergeron is going to have to show his Selke-type two-way game against Crosby. Marshmont is going to have to play the agitator to Crosby, and take him off his game. If they can do that and Chara can shut down Malkin, I think we have a good series.

If not, as I said the other day, there is little hope for the Bruins against Pitts fully-operational death star.
 
2013-06-01 01:50:52 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Bravo Subby, bra-farking-vo.  What a great way to start the final half of the playoffs.

/the original
//for the one or two who stumbled in here & didn't recognize it


Oh. I sang it to the tune of Jingle Bells. Had to shoehorn a syllable or two, but it pretty much works.
 
2013-06-01 01:58:38 PM  
ARE WE THERE YET?


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 /sigh
 
2013-06-01 02:58:07 PM  

irishman4: ARE WE THERE YET?

/sigh


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2013-06-01 03:15:22 PM  
Tyler Seguin scores? Rofl. What fark head wrote that?
 
2013-06-01 03:19:30 PM  
Penguins in 5. Too much talent and Bruins haven't been playing their dominant game yet and I doubt they'll find that extra level. Highly overrated, barely beating Toronto and beat a very weak offensively and coached Rangers team.
 Kings in 6. Quick is the man right now.
 
2013-06-01 03:29:46 PM  
Let's Go, Bruins!!!!

Got folks coming over... Probably won't be around here 'til after the game depending on how drunk I am. It's farking hot as hell. If I start drinking now, I'll be a wreak by the time 8pm rolls around.

Oh, and Go Chicago, too!
 
2013-06-01 03:48:05 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Snaps: 2 days with no hockey makes homer something something

Go crazy?


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2013-06-01 04:37:46 PM  
the sharks are out of it, so i don't have a dog in the fight.  go anyone but the kings?
 
2013-06-01 04:37:56 PM  
Let's go, Blackhawks! <clap clap, clap clap clap>
 
2013-06-01 04:38:01 PM  
fubegra.net
 
2013-06-01 04:40:05 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2013-06-01 04:40:47 PM  

animesucks: the sharks are out of it, so i don't have a dog in the fight.  go anyone but the kings?


Same situation, but Go Anyone But Pittsburgh.
 
2013-06-01 04:42:11 PM  
I'm going to say Hawks in 7 and Bruins in 7. Nothing's going to come easy this year.
 
2013-06-01 04:44:16 PM  
oi44.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-01 04:46:15 PM  
I usually just lurk the hockey threads but I have to work tonight so I'll be watching this thread closely. You guys crack me up! Please keep the scores updated. Thanks and GO PENS!
 
2013-06-01 04:46:29 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Bravo Subby, bra-farking-vo.  What a great way to start the final half of the playoffs.

/the original
//for the one or two who stumbled in here & didn't recognize it


Speaking of iconic hockey music,

Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland

I have a family birthday party to attend, so I probably won't be around much today.  My Blackhawks bandwagon fan uncle will be there, so I will be drinking heavily.  Then again, that's what we do every time I get together with him, we both really like good beer.  He's actually a pretty cool guy aside from the whole bandwagony thing.  Anyway, go hockey!
 
2013-06-01 04:47:40 PM  
Seriously, Bruins fans. Get some new pictures. I've seen the same damn pics for four years now.
 
2013-06-01 04:52:48 PM  
out of boredom, i decided to look at the standings since the 03-04 season.  the blackhawks are the first team not from detroit, san jose, or vancouver to win the west since 02-03 when dallas got the 1 seed with 111 points (detroit finished 2nd with 110 points).  san jose has the second most points in the western conference since the 03-04 season and they have never been to a stanley cup final.  vancouver has the 3rd most points despite missing the playoffs twice.  san jose has the most regular season points in the western conference in the last 6 seasons.  these stats are meaningless, but i'm a bored sharks fan so screw all of you
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2013-06-01 04:53:34 PM  
"That Johnathan Quick, there a reason, his name is what is is!"

"What that fuh?"

"Cuh' he quick!"


/obscure?
 
2013-06-01 04:55:08 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Seriously, Bruins fans. Get some new pictures. I've seen the same damn pics for four years now.


images.inquisitr.com
 
2013-06-01 04:57:30 PM  
WTF, the conference finals aren't even on the main network?
 
2013-06-01 04:58:22 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: WTF, the conference finals aren't even on the main network?


Bruins-Pens will be.  Just the Saturday games this round.  All other games are on NBCSN.
 
2013-06-01 04:58:42 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: WTF, the conference finals aren't even on the main network?


Stupid, isn't it? Par for the course, though.
 
2013-06-01 05:00:52 PM  
LETS GET IT ON!!

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2013-06-01 05:01:04 PM  

jayphat: I have no dog in this race, but I will say only this: fark Brad Marchand. What a little biatch.


LOL

y u mad tho?
 
2013-06-01 05:01:59 PM  
I know TSN wants to take all the games from CBC and Olympics but their montages are atrocious
 
2013-06-01 05:02:03 PM  

jayphat: I have no dog in this race, but I will say only this: fark Brad Marchand. What a little biatch.

 
2013-06-01 05:04:38 PM  

Gawdzila: LETS GET IT ON!!

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Bet they weren't into hockey until the Kings got good.
 
2013-06-01 05:04:41 PM  

animesucks: the sharks are out of it, so i don't have a dog in the fight.  go anyone but the kings?


Yeah. I'd like the Kings to fail spectacularly so I guess I'm rooting for Chicago. A good friend is a Bruins fan so I'll hop on that bandwagon for her. So sad when your team gets booted.
 
2013-06-01 05:05:58 PM  
What's happenin guys and gals...Hawks opening up the WCF just as they openened up the regular season.

/soon...
 
2013-06-01 05:07:58 PM  
Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?
 
2013-06-01 05:08:25 PM  

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


Leafs.
 
2013-06-01 05:09:06 PM  

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


Yes
 
2013-06-01 05:10:30 PM  

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

Leafs.


Even when the Leafs were sucking and missing the playoffs their games were still the highest rated in the NHL so that is clearly false. And up yours.
 
2013-06-01 05:11:59 PM  

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


LA
 
2013-06-01 05:12:20 PM  
Lighting once again is that of a team that has no funds.
 
2013-06-01 05:12:44 PM  

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

Leafs.

Even when the Leafs were sucking and missing the playoffs their games were still the highest rated in the NHL so that is clearly false. And up yours.


Doesn't your mom have some chores for you to do?
 
2013-06-01 05:14:07 PM  

Snaps: Primitive Screwhead: Snaps: 2 days with no hockey makes homer something something
Go crazy?
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Excellent!

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-01 05:15:16 PM  

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

Leafs.

Even when the Leafs were sucking and missing the playoffs their games were still the highest rated in the NHL so that is clearly false. And up yours.

Doesn't your mom have some chores for you to do?


Enjoy me now. I work the afternoon shift next week. Won't be able to catch the games live.
 
2013-06-01 05:16:09 PM  

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


LA by far.  They were fans when Gretzky was on the team, and now that they won the Cup.  Other times, they couldn't give a shiat.  It's a land of star farkers.
 
2013-06-01 05:18:02 PM  
No Dunkin' Donuts in LA, either. Heathens.

/there's a farking monsoon outside my window
 
2013-06-01 05:18:31 PM  
Go......Hawks?

Yeah, go hawks.
 
2013-06-01 05:18:33 PM  
The worst bandwagon fans have to be the Coyotes or Islanders. Neither team can fill it's arena until the team makes the playoffs.
 
2013-06-01 05:20:01 PM  

andychrist420: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

LA by far.  They were fans when Gretzky was on the team, and now that they won the Cup.  Other times, they couldn't give a shiat.  It's a land of star farkers.


2 things nobody should like unless you're from there or have been a long time resident are teams from New York and teams from Los Angeles.
 
2013-06-01 05:25:37 PM  
Man, where the hell is everybody?

/TOO MUCH DELAY
 
2013-06-01 05:25:38 PM  

WhiskeySticks: andychrist420: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

LA by far.  They were fans when Gretzky was on the team, and now that they won the Cup.  Other times, they couldn't give a shiat.  It's a land of star farkers.

2 things nobody should like unless you're from there or have been a long time resident are teams from New York and teams from Los Angeles.


I lived in LA last year, and watched the progression from "nobody gives a fark" at the beginning of the season, to a bunch of "rabid fans" by the time they were deep in the playoffs.
 
2013-06-01 05:26:01 PM  
Get that power play going, Hawks.
 
2013-06-01 05:26:27 PM  
That was a short power play.
 
2013-06-01 05:26:30 PM  
Nice PP Hacks.
 
2013-06-01 05:26:40 PM  
Oh, WTF.
 
2013-06-01 05:26:50 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: The worst bandwagon fans have to be the Coyotes or Islanders. Neither team can fill it's arena until the team makes the playoffs.


Phoenix games were only full because they went door to door and took out their guns and said if you don't take these free tickets we'll shoot your puppies in the face.
 
2013-06-01 05:28:13 PM  

ontariolightning: Popcorn Johnny: The worst bandwagon fans have to be the Coyotes or Islanders. Neither team can fill it's arena until the team makes the playoffs.

Phoenix games were only full because they went door to door and took out their guns and said if you don't take these free tickets we'll shoot your puppies in the face.


i910.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-01 05:28:39 PM  
hockey!
 
2013-06-01 05:29:00 PM  

andychrist420: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

LA by far.  They were fans when Gretzky was on the team, and now that they won the Cup.  Other times, they couldn't give a shiat.  It's a land of star farkers.


It's inevitable due to the sheer number of people in L.A. -- EVERY team in EVERY major sport has those people, and L.A. is a big city.  But there is no doubt that the Kings have a very large contingent of fans who are very hardcore hockey fans.  They've had great attendance numbers for a long time, even during the late 90s and throughout the 2000s when they mostly sucked.  You see plenty of non-Gretzky era jerseys at any game, from Dionne to Deadmarsh and Laperriere.
 
2013-06-01 05:29:03 PM  

buckeyebrain: Man, where the hell is everybody?

/TOO MUCH DELAY


i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.  That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.
 
2013-06-01 05:30:49 PM  

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Man, where the hell is everybody?

/TOO MUCH DELAY

i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.  That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.


shiat, man.  Keep us posted.
 
2013-06-01 05:32:16 PM  
Time for an ice cleaning!

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2013-06-01 05:32:31 PM  

Silvara: Recoil Therapy: Ah there you are, haven't seen your name for a few. Did the move go ok (all things considered...)?

/the ringtone for Mrs RT when she calls is the theme from Debbie Does Dallas
//not sure how I'd react if someone recognized it...

Heya. I just haven't felt very social much of the time lately. I have been watching all of the games though. It went OK, pretty quick actually since I had three strong guys to help. And my friend from CO that came out to help ended up staying an extra week and a half, so that was nice. But once he went home and I was alone here....ugh. Trying to shake myself out of it though.

I bet plenty of people have recognized it, but sure as hell didn't want to say anything about it. :D


It's good to see you back!
 
2013-06-01 05:33:10 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: The worst bandwagon fans have to be the Coyotes or Islanders. Neither team can fill it's arena until the team makes the playoffs.


I think you could put Devil fans in there too.
 
2013-06-01 05:33:53 PM  
Get to the box Penneris
 
2013-06-01 05:34:09 PM  
howdy all, btw!!
..finally got all my chores done!!

*pffftt*
 
2013-06-01 05:36:14 PM  

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


I'll give CHI town a reluctant pass, only because the owner was a coont like Jacobs is with the Bruins.

LA is bandwagon just like Miami is; team wins, stars show up. Stars show up, star farkers follow.

Pitt is a different animal. The team almost went into the urinal, Mario "buys" the team, go into a multi-year draft pick scheme...then win. Then the fans flock to the arena.

They're like Toronto, except they have a Cup to show for their decades of suck.
 
2013-06-01 05:36:32 PM  
Whew.. Hawks' PP is scary, glad we got through that one.
 
2013-06-01 05:36:41 PM  

andychrist420: i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.


You just can't catch a break recently.  Even though you hate my Ducks I do wish the best for you.  Keep us updated if possible.

That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.

If nobody else has gotten to you by the time I check later/tomorrow I've got it covered.
 
2013-06-01 05:38:03 PM  

andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Man, where the hell is everybody?

/TOO MUCH DELAY

i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.  That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.


That's a good way to pimp for an extra $5.

/mine expires tomorrow
//gonna have to pony up the cash
///only for hockey threads
 
2013-06-01 05:38:27 PM  

Gawdzila: Whew.. Hawks' PP is scary, glad we got through that one.


I'm a Hawks homer, and the Hawks power play has been mostly a vortex of suck this season. Fortunately, the penalty kill has been outstanding.
 
2013-06-01 05:38:57 PM  

buckeyebrain: Man, where the hell is everybody?

/TOO MUCH DELAY


i fell asleep and missed the first 10 minutes!
 
2013-06-01 05:39:11 PM  

fatalvenom: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Man, where the hell is everybody?

/TOO MUCH DELAY

i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.  That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.

That's a good way to pimp for an extra $5.

/mine expires tomorrow
//gonna have to pony up the cash
///only for hockey threads


You realize that hockey threads are free, right?
 
2013-06-01 05:39:17 PM  
AC/DC is putting out for Jockey commercials? Didn't think those dudes wore underwear.
 
2013-06-01 05:39:18 PM  
*sigh* Kingoal!
 
2013-06-01 05:39:24 PM  
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooal
 
2013-06-01 05:39:40 PM  
YEAH!!!!

imageshack.us
 
2013-06-01 05:39:46 PM  
LOL own goal.
 
2013-06-01 05:39:51 PM  

fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

I'll give CHI town a reluctant pass, only because the owner was a coont like Jacobs is with the Bruins.

LA is bandwagon just like Miami is; team wins, stars show up. Stars show up, star farkers follow.

Pitt is a different animal. The team almost went into the urinal, Mario "buys" the team, go into a multi-year draft pick scheme...then win. Then the fans flock to the arena.

They're like Toronto, except they have a Cup to show for their decades of suck.


Cause the Pens sucked the right way and scored a couple of 1st overall picks...

/and what the hell was that?!?
 
2013-06-01 05:39:56 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: fatalvenom: andychrist420: buckeyebrain: Man, where the hell is everybody?

/TOO MUCH DELAY

i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.  That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.

That's a good way to pimp for an extra $5.

/mine expires tomorrow
//gonna have to pony up the cash
///only for hockey threads

You realize that hockey threads are free, right?


Posting in them early isn't, Sir.
 
2013-06-01 05:40:20 PM  
Boo, Kings goal

/decided that while I hate both teams I hate Chicago slightly less
//so go Blackhawks - yetch
 
2013-06-01 05:40:25 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: LOL own goal.


Turned out to be a deflection off Williams, but it just takes one freak bounce.
 
2013-06-01 05:40:47 PM  
da fuq crawford?
 
2013-06-01 05:40:53 PM  

sno man: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

I'll give CHI town a reluctant pass, only because the owner was a coont like Jacobs is with the Bruins.

LA is bandwagon just like Miami is; team wins, stars show up. Stars show up, star farkers follow.

Pitt is a different animal. The team almost went into the urinal, Mario "buys" the team, go into a multi-year draft pick scheme...then win. Then the fans flock to the arena.

They're like Toronto, except they have a Cup to show for their decades of suck.

Cause the Pens sucked the right way and scored a couple of 1st overall picks...

/and what the hell was that?!?


But but but....Kessel.
 
2013-06-01 05:41:29 PM  
Crawford, stay in your home!
 
2013-06-01 05:43:01 PM  
Good luck trying to go through the five-hole on Quick.
 
2013-06-01 05:43:14 PM  

Recoil Therapy: andychrist420: i'm here.  For now at least.  It's looking like I'll have to go back to the hospital this afternoon.  Different problem from last month, but could be as serious.

You just can't catch a break recently.  Even though you hate my Ducks I do wish the best for you.  Keep us updated if possible.

That, and my TF expires today.  Much like the Sharks, I just can't win.

If nobody else has gotten to you by the time I check later/tomorrow I've got it covered.


Thanks man.  I don't think it will be an ICU stay like last time, but surgery might be required.  I don't know what the hell is wrong, because everything it could be, it can't be based on the medications that I'm taking.  I'm gonna watch as much of the games as I can, but I don't want to wait too long and get caught in the Sat night ER traffic jam.
 
2013-06-01 05:43:18 PM  

Fubegra: Gawdzila: Whew.. Hawks' PP is scary, glad we got through that one.

I'm a Hawks homer, and the Hawks power play has been mostly a vortex of suck this season. Fortunately, the penalty kill has been outstanding.


Really?  That's surprising with all those All Star skill forwards you've got, I thought your % was very good.  Or at least I assumed it would be, lol.
 
2013-06-01 05:44:04 PM  
Ouch!  That was quite a hit.
 
2013-06-01 05:45:08 PM  

fatalvenom: sno man: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?

I'll give CHI town a reluctant pass, only because the owner was a coont like Jacobs is with the Bruins.

LA is bandwagon just like Miami is; team wins, stars show up. Stars show up, star farkers follow.

Pitt is a different animal. The team almost went into the urinal, Mario "buys" the team, go into a multi-year draft pick scheme...then win. Then the fans flock to the arena.

They're like Toronto, except they have a Cup to show for their decades of suck.

Cause the Pens sucked the right way and scored a couple of 1st overall picks...

/and what the hell was that?!?

But but but....Kessel.


I'm actually okay with that trade, moreso this year, he's been in the top ten in scoring every year he's been here, and this year he learned the ice is 200' long, racked up a ton of assists when the goals were harder to find, and got the Bruins monkey off his back in the first round...
 
2013-06-01 05:45:20 PM  
LOL at the shots on goal, 16-2 in favor of the Hawks and yet LA leads.
 
2013-06-01 05:46:47 PM  
A goalie like Quick makes me wish Byfuglin was still on the team.
 
2013-06-01 05:47:04 PM  

sno man: I'm actually okay with that trade, moreso this year, he's been in the top ten in scoring every year he's been here, and this year he learned the ice is 200' long, racked up a ton of assists when the goals were harder to find, and got the Bruins monkey off his back in the first round...


Wouldn't beating the Bruins in 7 games (not 6 2/3) be the monkey that needs to come off his back?
 
2013-06-01 05:47:19 PM  
Just watching the goalies makes my knees ache.
 
2013-06-01 05:47:35 PM  
can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?
 
2013-06-01 05:49:39 PM  
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2013-06-01 05:50:00 PM  

ontariolightning: Who has the most bandwagon fans? Chicago, Pittsburgh or Los Angeles?


Chicago. All of the a-hole Cubs fans have hopped on board once again, and know as little about hockey as they do about baseball. The United Center is sadly becoming the hockey version of Wrigley Field, with obnoxious, clueless, loudmouth idiots in every corner.
 
2013-06-01 05:50:22 PM  
Just popping my head in to say go Hawks!

Oh, and, as always, fark the penguins.
 
2013-06-01 05:51:08 PM  
OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.
 
2013-06-01 05:51:33 PM  
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2013-06-01 05:54:20 PM  

thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?


"Hey Quick! Quick! Quick - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Quick she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!"
 
2013-06-01 05:54:53 PM  

buckeyebrain: sno man: I'm actually okay with that trade, moreso this year, he's been in the top ten in scoring every year he's been here, and this year he learned the ice is 200' long, racked up a ton of assists when the goals were harder to find, and got the Bruins monkey off his back in the first round...

Wouldn't beating the Bruins in 7 games (not 6 2/3) be the monkey that needs to come off his back?


Have a go at the series stats for Kessle and Seguin.  Now one more series for Seguin, and Kessle still has more points.  He also had 2 of the three game winning goals.  I think the mental block is gone.
 
2013-06-01 05:56:33 PM  

thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?


Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.
 
2013-06-01 05:57:23 PM  
Very quiet. Must be the early start.
 
2013-06-01 05:57:29 PM  
Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!
 
2013-06-01 05:58:18 PM  

andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.


Stay classy, Chicago
 
2013-06-01 06:00:40 PM  

andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.


Which would initiate a bench-clearing brawl that would result in multiple game misconducts and suspensions.
 
2013-06-01 06:00:49 PM  

SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago


If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
 
2013-06-01 06:01:16 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!


Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid
 
2013-06-01 06:01:28 PM  

SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago


Because a comment from a guy living in California reflects team strategy...
 
2013-06-01 06:02:56 PM  

andychrist420: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.


If you have to hurt the goalie to win, you shouldn't be in the playoffs to begin with.
 
2013-06-01 06:04:56 PM  

WhiskeySticks: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

Because a comment from a guy living in California reflects team strategy...


I'm not saying that I would recommend it, but a question was asked, and I answered it.
 
2013-06-01 06:05:53 PM  

2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid


Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?
 
2013-06-01 06:07:30 PM  

SubBass49: andychrist420: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

If you have to hurt the goalie to win, you shouldn't be in the playoffs to begin with.


All kinds of goalies have been run in the playoffs this year (and every year)
You don't need to put him out of the game, just get him wondering if the next guy skating toward him is going to stop, or even just try to.  Just get him a little off his game.  At this level, a little might be enough.
 
2013-06-01 06:08:10 PM  
GAME ON!!!
 
2013-06-01 06:08:12 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?


Who we then liberated from the grip of the Nazis.  So I think we're square.
 
2013-06-01 06:08:50 PM  
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2013-06-01 06:09:09 PM  
see, like that.
 
2013-06-01 06:09:57 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?


My country was the Erie-Seneca.

Bzzzt. Thanks for playing now go away.
 
2013-06-01 06:10:09 PM  

sno man: SubBass49: andychrist420: SubBass49: andychrist420: thisiszombocom: can someone just injure quick?  is that a legitimate strategy?

Sacrifice a 4th liner and just run him through the boards.

Stay classy, Chicago

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

If you have to hurt the goalie to win, you shouldn't be in the playoffs to begin with.

All kinds of goalies have been run in the playoffs this year (and every year)
You don't need to put him out of the game, just get him wondering if the next guy skating toward him is going to stop, or even just try to.  Just get him a little off his game.  At this level, a little might be enough.


And not one of you people picked up on my 'Slap Shot' reference earlier.  Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2013-06-01 06:10:49 PM  
As a former defenseman, it was often my job to smack the shiat out of people that did that to my goalie...
 
2013-06-01 06:10:52 PM  

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2013-06-01 06:11:21 PM  

andychrist420: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?

Who we then liberated from the grip of the Nazis.  So I think we're square.

That was the Soviets (killing 2/3rds of the Nazis on the eastern front and British Commonwealth on the western front mostly. But you did nuke Japan so have a cookie.
 
2013-06-01 06:13:40 PM  
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LET'S GO B'S!
 
2013-06-01 06:14:08 PM  

ontariolightning: andychrist420: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

Is that any way to talk about the country that liberated your country from the grip of the Brits?

Who we then liberated from the grip of the Nazis.  So I think we're square.
That was the Soviets (killing 2/3rds of the Nazis on the eastern front and British Commonwealth on the western front mostly. But you did nuke Japan so have a cookie.


four tabs to the right kids
 
2013-06-01 06:14:19 PM  

SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.


And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete
 
2013-06-01 06:15:32 PM  

TJWitz: SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.

And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete


Somebody had to it's even in the headline.
 
2013-06-01 06:15:56 PM  
ALSO....

i1045.photobucket.com

DO IT FOR RAY CHARLES!!!

AND...

i1045.photobucket.com

KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIAT COOKE...DO IT FOR SAVARD!!!!!
 
2013-06-01 06:16:54 PM  
Could we trade Crawford for this guy?

fubegra.net
 
2013-06-01 06:17:19 PM  

TJWitz: SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.

And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete


Call1. Delay of game on Kings...marginal at best

Call2. Non coincidental minors in front of goal...both teams should have gone to the box

Call3. No call on interference/boarding (take your pick)
 
2013-06-01 06:17:37 PM  
Great play by Bickell. So far, I'd say this game is about what I expected.
 
2013-06-01 06:20:25 PM  
Quick vs Team Canada. We'll see who is better in February.
 
2013-06-01 06:20:46 PM  
Broons faithful already sounding apprehensive
 
2013-06-01 06:21:38 PM  

SubBass49: TJWitz: SubBass49: OK...refs...you spent the first period making up for Chicago's whining. Please call the rest of the game fair.

Sincerely,

Hockey fans.

And now you're whining about marginal calls? The circle is complete

Call1. Delay of game on Kings...marginal at best

Call2. Non coincidental minors in front of goal...both teams should have gone to the box

Call3. No call on interference/boarding (take your pick)


Maybe you take one from each team for no 2. in Junior, but Penner skated the long way around the net just to put a headlock on a guy.  I'm okay with that one.  Was out of the room for the other two.
 
2013-06-01 06:26:38 PM  
Working. It sucks.

Go hawks because fark expansion teams.
 
2013-06-01 06:27:16 PM  
YES Quick!
 
2013-06-01 06:27:22 PM  
Chicago fans beginning to feel the Sharks pain.
 
2013-06-01 06:27:39 PM  
Holy smokes.
 
2013-06-01 06:27:47 PM  
"Holy jumpin' what a glove save!"

You just know he must have caught himself about to say "Holy jumpin' Jesus..."
 
2013-06-01 06:27:54 PM  
Quick's force field is fully operational tonight.
 
2013-06-01 06:27:58 PM  
Ice cleaning time :)

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2013-06-01 06:28:01 PM  

fatalvenom: ALSO....

DO IT FOR RAY CHARLES!!!

AND...

KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIAT COOKE...DO IT FOR SAVARD!!!!!


I chuckled.

/need a beer.
 
2013-06-01 06:28:52 PM  

Snaps: Chicago fans beginning to feel the Sharks pain.


The hawks have two guys named Joe that disappear in the postseason?
 
2013-06-01 06:29:22 PM  
Mastadon sighted playing goalkeeper for the Los Angeles Kings hockey team.
 
2013-06-01 06:31:15 PM  

Snaps: Chicago fans beginning to feel the Sharks pain.


Still feeling it from last post season against Phoenix.
 
2013-06-01 06:32:08 PM  
HAWKGOAL! WOOOOHOO!
 
2013-06-01 06:32:11 PM  
Alright we have a game, F quick!
 
2013-06-01 06:32:16 PM  
Not so Quick!
 
2013-06-01 06:32:34 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Mastadon sighted playing goalkeeper for the Los Angeles Kings hockey team.


perfect timing!
 
2013-06-01 06:32:35 PM  
GOAL!!!!!
 
2013-06-01 06:32:51 PM  
FARK!  Frickin' Sharp.
 
2013-06-01 06:32:54 PM  
Beautiful!

Hawks tie it up.
 
2013-06-01 06:33:25 PM  
Big Dustin Pancakes!
 
2013-06-01 06:33:48 PM  
Dammit Penner, that was dumb.  Opposite of what we needed right now.
 
2013-06-01 06:33:56 PM  
Holy shiat, what a ridiculous penalty call.
 
2013-06-01 06:34:06 PM  
Oh man. Uncool.
 
2013-06-01 06:34:14 PM  
Nice.

New game.
 
2013-06-01 06:34:36 PM  
Goal off the rebound while Quick was recovering from the previous low shot. And brilliant move there, Penner.
 
2013-06-01 06:36:45 PM  
Shaw nearly lit the lamp.

Soon...
 
2013-06-01 06:37:07 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Holy shiat, what a ridiculous penalty call.


Pretty weak, but his elbow came up.  They've been inconsistently calling that all year.
 
2013-06-01 06:38:39 PM  
Guess they wont take a look at that.
 
2013-06-01 06:38:40 PM  
YES! KEITH!
 
2013-06-01 06:38:44 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Seriously, Bruins fans. Get some new pictures. I've seen the same damn pics for four years now.


Sucks to be you.
 
2013-06-01 06:38:48 PM  
Chicagoal!!!!!!
 
2013-06-01 06:39:20 PM  
UNTIED!!!
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2013-06-01 06:39:31 PM  
Sunofa...(!)  Damn, perfect deflection.  That sucked.
 
2013-06-01 06:39:39 PM  
HOSSA!
 
2013-06-01 06:40:17 PM  
Haha, nice move by Pennercakes, too bad he couldn't finish.
 
2013-06-01 06:40:44 PM  
Come on LA. Fark Chicago
 
2013-06-01 06:40:46 PM  
sharks in 6
 
2013-06-01 06:42:50 PM  
Da Bruinz!!

www.animalliberationfront.com
 
2013-06-01 06:52:11 PM  
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2013-06-01 06:52:19 PM  

2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid


No.  It goes well with the wings and it's homemade.
 
2013-06-01 06:54:22 PM  
What is that song they play when the hawks score?
 
2013-06-01 06:59:05 PM  
I missed that last goal in real time, wow what a deflection
 
2013-06-01 07:00:37 PM  

eaglepuss: What is that song they play when the hawks score?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4
 
2013-06-01 07:01:52 PM  
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2013-06-01 07:02:38 PM  

eaglepuss: What is that song they play when the hawks score?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fOs25GJU2g

Chelsa Dagger
 
2013-06-01 07:02:49 PM  
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*may also be monitoring your tweets and instagram pics
 
2013-06-01 07:04:03 PM  
Alright Hawks, let's start this period out with a nice insurance goal.
 
2013-06-01 07:04:22 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: 2wolves: Anderson's Pooper: Missed the first due to the kids Skyping me as the puck dropped.  Now wings are hot and wine is poured.  Lets go hockey!!

Wine? Are you from some French speaking, surrender monkey, fromage snorting land of losers?

/I kid

No.  It goes well with the wings and it's homemade.


okay I'm curious...
How spicy are the wings? and what style of wine is going with them?
 
2013-06-01 07:04:46 PM  
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2013-06-01 07:05:07 PM  
Around for the third. F*ck I feel awful.
 
2013-06-01 07:05:09 PM  
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2013-06-01 07:05:10 PM  
abhorrent1:

Saved and shared.
 
2013-06-01 07:05:47 PM  
LOL @ Penner
 
2013-06-01 07:06:10 PM  
FARK!  Sure goal blocked by a stick/face.  Dammit.
 
2013-06-01 07:08:42 PM  
I'm not saying tje Kings are allowing a bunch of shots... but they're allowing a bunch of shots.
 
2013-06-01 07:10:16 PM  

2wolves: I'm not saying tje Kings are allowing a bunch of shots... but they're allowing a bunch of shots.


It sure looked like a PP for awhile.
 
2013-06-01 07:10:51 PM  
Hmmm, I should go have dinner more often.  Two goals by Chicago when I wasn't here.

/of course I'm more than big enough as is
//screw it, the Hawks will just have to do it on their own
///well, maybe some ice cream in a bit...
 
2013-06-01 07:11:10 PM  

sno man: okay I'm curious...
How spicy are the wings? and what style of wine is going with them?


Habanero garlic sauce on the wings.  Pretty spicy. Marinated overnight and grilled today. Big red wine, mostly shiraz/syrah with some cab (10%).  I'm trying to lose some weight so grilled wings and wine is marginally better than fried wings and beer.

ytterbium - VU knocked out Florida today in the College World Series!!
 
2013-06-01 07:12:48 PM  
WTF Richards, SHOOT THAT
 
2013-06-01 07:14:21 PM  
Obvious trip there.
 
2013-06-01 07:15:05 PM  
ruhroh
 
2013-06-01 07:15:34 PM  
Time for an ice scrubbin'

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2013-06-01 07:17:12 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: sno man: okay I'm curious...
How spicy are the wings? and what style of wine is going with them?

Habanero garlic sauce on the wings.  Pretty spicy. Marinated overnight and grilled today. Big red wine, mostly shiraz/syrah with some cab (10%).  I'm trying to lose some weight so grilled wings and wine is marginally better than fried wings and beer.

ytterbium - VU knocked out Florida today in the College World Series!!


That's awesome! I didn't go this semester so I wasn't paying attention. Hope they keep on kicking ass.
 
2013-06-01 07:17:54 PM  
Kings PP, lets do this dammit.
 
2013-06-01 07:19:44 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: eaglepuss: What is that song they play when the hawks score?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4


Thank you! Can't say that I like it very much, but at least I gave it a listen.
 
2013-06-01 07:21:26 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: sno man: okay I'm curious...
How spicy are the wings? and what style of wine is going with them?

Habanero garlic sauce on the wings.  Pretty spicy. Marinated overnight and grilled today. Big red wine, mostly shiraz/syrah with some cab (10%).  I'm trying to lose some weight so grilled wings and wine is marginally better than fried wings and beer.

ytterbium - VU knocked out Florida today in the College World Series!!


cool thx.
 
2013-06-01 07:24:24 PM  
Cuba Libre.  Mi gusta!
 
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2013-06-01 07:28:24 PM  
Omfg hockey is already on!!

For shortly:
 
2013-06-01 07:30:10 PM  

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I concur....good god
 
2013-06-01 07:30:16 PM  

eaglepuss: What is that song they play when the hawks score?


The retard anthem.
 
2013-06-01 07:30:41 PM  
Come on, Kings, getting down to crunch time.
STICK IT IN!!
 
2013-06-01 07:31:37 PM  

Gawdzila: Come on, Kings, getting down to crunch time.
STICK IT IN!!


That's what SHE said!
 
2013-06-01 07:33:50 PM  
whar TSN feed, WHAR?
 
2013-06-01 07:35:36 PM  
I mean this:
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2013-06-01 07:36:19 PM  
the NBC'd for a min there but they're back.
 
2013-06-01 07:36:45 PM  
One-channel audio is nasty when you listen through headphones. Whoever produced that Captain Morgan commercial needs to be keelhauled.
 
2013-06-01 07:37:05 PM  
Break time

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2013-06-01 07:37:17 PM  
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2013-06-01 07:38:23 PM  
My feed just switched languages?!?!?!?
 
2013-06-01 07:38:29 PM  
Wicked hit by Bolland!
 
2013-06-01 07:38:43 PM  
Where'd that truck come from?
 
2013-06-01 07:39:15 PM  

Gawdzila: Break time


Same young ladies all the time. Meh.
 
2013-06-01 07:39:18 PM  
Game over.  No change for 6 men now.

Oh and nice hit on Richards!
 
2013-06-01 07:39:22 PM  
Goddammit.  Sigh.  Last thing we needed right now.
 
2013-06-01 07:39:33 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Where'd that truck come from?


nice hit on Richards!
 
2013-06-01 07:40:27 PM  

Inchoate: I mean this:
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Call and raise

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2013-06-01 07:40:28 PM  
Yeah, not the best time to take a penalty.
 
2013-06-01 07:40:37 PM  

2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.


Well Jesus man, what do you expect?  The Kings Ice Crew doesn't have 500 members.
 
2013-06-01 07:41:00 PM  
Way to go Hawks!
 
2013-06-01 07:41:04 PM  

2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.


They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.
 
2013-06-01 07:41:16 PM  
fark the Hawks!
 
2013-06-01 07:41:37 PM  
Great game Chicago
 
2013-06-01 07:41:44 PM  
Sweeeeeet momma brown!
 
2013-06-01 07:41:46 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOO HAWKS!!!!!!

Popcorn Johnny: fark the Hawks!


problem?
 
2013-06-01 07:41:48 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: fark the Hawks!


Keep crying buddy.
 
2013-06-01 07:41:54 PM  
Da da derp da da derp da da da da da da derp.

The retard anthem.
 
2013-06-01 07:42:10 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: fark the Hawks!


You sound... butthurt.
 
2013-06-01 07:42:24 PM  
That's one!  Very happy Quick kept us from hearing that damn dagger song too much!  Anyone else think this might go 7?
 
2013-06-01 07:42:38 PM  
Flying hit to the head & no penalty? Add that to my list from earlier...
 
2013-06-01 07:42:47 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: eaglepuss: What is that song they play when the hawks score?

The retard anthem.




i.imgur.com

Your butthurt amuses me.

 
2013-06-01 07:42:49 PM  
@Kings

aintnogod.com
 
2013-06-01 07:42:53 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


Ooze back under your rock.
 
2013-06-01 07:42:56 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!
 
2013-06-01 07:43:10 PM  
I still think home ice is going to be critical for the Hawks.
 
2013-06-01 07:44:50 PM  
And now, time for the game where I can't decide which team I want to DIAF more.
 
2013-06-01 07:45:01 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!


I've got him marked down as a paste eater.
 
2013-06-01 07:45:21 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


Wow
 
2013-06-01 07:45:23 PM  
Ok, a good start for the western half of the games tonight....

Now for the next pair of teams that I really don't care too much about.  Go Boston I suppose if only because I lived near there for a year back in the 80's...

/yes, I'm so emotionally involved with the remaining teams
//can't you tell?
 
2013-06-01 07:45:49 PM  
Good game Hawks.  I might not get to see any of the night game.  I'm off to the hospital and there's no TVs in the ER.  But my phone is charged this time, so I should be able to keep up with the thread.

I'm gonna say, go not Penguins.
 
2013-06-01 07:45:51 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Da da derp da da derp da da da da da da derp.

The retard anthem.


Cry more!
 
2013-06-01 07:46:32 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: ClavellBCMI: Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!

I've got him marked down as a paste eater.


I hate the cartoon you call him that for.
 
2013-06-01 07:47:29 PM  

Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow


Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.
 
2013-06-01 07:47:30 PM  

andychrist420: Good game Hawks.  I might not get to see any of the night game.  I'm off to the hospital and there's no TVs in the ER.  But my phone is charged this time, so I should be able to keep up with the thread.

I'm gonna say, go not Penguins.


Get better soon! Hope it's not serious.
 
2013-06-01 07:47:53 PM  
That party scene outside of the arena in Pittsburgh looked like fun.

Nonetheless, go Bruins!
 
2013-06-01 07:48:37 PM  
i dont know who to root for in the east.  i hate both of these teams equally.
 
2013-06-01 07:48:43 PM  

ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.


You agree with yourself? Awesome.
 
2013-06-01 07:49:29 PM  
The shot of the fans outside the Pens arena where everyone was waiving their towels while in their lawn chairs reminded me of people at a county fair gettin pumped for the monster truck rally and demolition derby.

That being said, someone should tell Richards what city he's in along with today's date.
 
2013-06-01 07:49:33 PM  

sno man: That's one!  Very happy Quick kept us from hearing that damn dagger song too much!  Anyone else think this might go 7?


Yes. With Quick & Crawford playing so well, it's going to be a nail biter the whole way
 
2013-06-01 07:50:17 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.
 
2013-06-01 07:51:02 PM  
I'm going to root for the Bruins here, because Original Six.
 
2013-06-01 07:51:17 PM  
Tall geeky guy in a tie doing Suspicious Minds at the Meow.  Badly.
 
2013-06-01 07:52:54 PM  

WhiskeySticks: The shot of the fans outside the Pens arena where everyone was waiving their towels while in their lawn chairs reminded me of people at a county fair gettin pumped for the monster truck rally and demolition derby.

That being said, someone should tell Richards what city he's in along with today's date.


Wonder if Shanny will be taking a look at the tape on that one.  Seemed a bit more dangerous than some of the hits that earned suspensions so far this post season.
 
2013-06-01 07:53:06 PM  

Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.


Yes. They are.
They do coke to stay thin. Probably do their agents/bosses to get further ahead.
Read Kate Uptons book. It will shock you it seems.
 
2013-06-01 07:53:31 PM  

ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.


You sure sound like a catch!
 
2013-06-01 07:54:24 PM  

Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.

You agree with yourself? Awesome.


It's when he loses those conversations that I worry.

So far he'shiatting. 218
 
2013-06-01 07:56:25 PM  
^ Appropriate filterpwn.
 
2013-06-01 07:57:15 PM  

2wolves: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: Mutable_Beaver: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

Wow

Ya. Using your sexuality to make money is pretty whorish. I agree.

You agree with yourself? Awesome.

It's when he loses those conversations that I worry.

So far he'shiatting. 218


He is shiatting, that's for sure.
 
2013-06-01 07:57:22 PM  

Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.


The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.
 
2013-06-01 07:57:33 PM  
Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.
 
2013-06-01 07:58:07 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: sno man: That's one!  Very happy Quick kept us from hearing that damn dagger song too much!  Anyone else think this might go 7?

Yes. With Quick & Crawford playing so well, it's going to be a nail biter the whole way


Hello and welcome to the game!!  I'm not feeling the love for the Bs in here tonight!
 
2013-06-01 07:58:47 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.


Or set back Richards' career.
 
2013-06-01 07:58:47 PM  

wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.


i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-01 07:59:02 PM  

Fubegra: ^ Appropriate filterpwn.


Nnyes. As Buckley was wont to mutter.
 
2013-06-01 07:59:24 PM  

ontariolightning: Read Kate Uptons book. It will shock you it seems.


Google shows no results for this piece of literary brilliance.
 
2013-06-01 07:59:35 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: ClavellBCMI: Ok, you finally convinced me to put you in my skinnyhead bin!

I've got him marked down as a paste eater.


I'm so glad that I put him in Fark's Sin Bin early in last year's playoffs.  While the signal to noise ratio is usually pretty good in these threads anyway, that one little action improved it considerably...
 
2013-06-01 07:59:40 PM  

wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.


A total FARK upon you WUMA!
 
2013-06-01 08:00:46 PM  

wuma: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

Or set back Richards' career.


True. That was a weird/wicked hit - they didn't show it enough for me to really see what happened. Did what's his nuts leave his feet, and was that bell-ringing really done with his back?
 
2013-06-01 08:02:05 PM  

sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!


Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!
 
2013-06-01 08:02:29 PM  
Two goals from Cooke tonight.
 
2013-06-01 08:02:43 PM  
Just tuned into the thread.  Whore vs. lady debate. Must have been quite the game.
 
2013-06-01 08:02:55 PM  

wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.


When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.
 
2013-06-01 08:04:32 PM  

Mutable_Beaver: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.


Should be on whatever channel NBC is in your area.
 
2013-06-01 08:04:32 PM  

wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!

From one Krug worshipper to another!

 
2013-06-01 08:04:55 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: wuma: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

Or set back Richards' career.

True. That was a weird/wicked hit - they didn't show it enough for me to really see what happened. Did what's his nuts leave his feet, and was that bell-ringing really done with his back?


Looks like he lost his balance after the hit. I think he expected body contact, and lost it after he took a chin to the back. It does look like it was a back to chin hit, though. It's on YouTube already.
 
2013-06-01 08:06:05 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: True. That was a weird/wicked hit - they didn't show it enough for me to really see what happened. Did what's his nuts leave his feet, and was that bell-ringing really done with his back?


Yes...and not a single shiat was given that day by the refs...
 
2013-06-01 08:06:22 PM  

sk8r: wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!

From one Krug worshipper to another!


If he doesn't make the roster, or at least 7th D, next spring they're doing it wrong.
 
2013-06-01 08:06:47 PM  

KarlMaldensNose: Mutable_Beaver: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.

Should be on whatever channel NBC is in your area.


Well, when they finally decide to start this thing, I'll switch from Warren Oates in Lost in Space.
 
2013-06-01 08:07:39 PM  

wuma: sk8r: wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!

From one Krug worshipper to another!

If he doesn't make the roster, or at least 7th D, next spring they're doing it wrong.


Fall, too.
 
2013-06-01 08:08:18 PM  

KarlMaldensNose: Mutable_Beaver: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

When is this game supposed to start?  I can't find it anywhere on U-Verse.

Should be on whatever channel NBC is in your area.


You are correct sir, thanks.
 
2013-06-01 08:08:46 PM  
City and Colour ftw
 
2013-06-01 08:08:47 PM  
Thanks to everybody who gave me suggestions for the beer tasting.  After last night's imbibing I have chosen Chicago (Goose Island) and Pittsburgh (Church Brew Works) for this round.  Still want 7 games for every series from here on out though.
 
2013-06-01 08:08:58 PM  

wuma: sk8r: wuma: sk8r: wuma: Go Bruins! Let's see Krug go apeshiat and net a hat trick.

A total FARK upon you WUMA!

Ooh, thanks! That's pretty spiffy of ya!

From one Krug worshipper to another!

If he doesn't make the roster, or at least 7th D, next spring they're doing it wrong.


They stumbled on a gift.  If he doesn't make the roster, they're out of their minds.
 
2013-06-01 08:09:49 PM  
fun video from 1997 all star game(bonus, blue puck!)
 
2013-06-01 08:10:09 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-06-01 08:10:11 PM  
I still LOL that TSN seems to believe they can provide better Olympics/NHL Playoff coverage than CBC
 
2013-06-01 08:11:25 PM  
I think it may actually be Axl Rose at the Meow now.
 
2013-06-01 08:12:13 PM  

Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.


No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.
 
2013-06-01 08:12:36 PM  
LETS GO PENS!!!!

TV on mute, radio on Mike Lange, I'm ready to go!!!
 
2013-06-01 08:13:32 PM  

Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.


WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL
 
2013-06-01 08:13:41 PM  
Go Bruins, I guess.
 
2013-06-01 08:15:01 PM  

sk8r: Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.

WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL


A notorious hockey thread shiatter.  Pay it no mind.
 
2013-06-01 08:15:09 PM  
Missed the early game on account of skating a spring league peewee double, settled in nicely for the late game.

/HOCKEY
 
2013-06-01 08:15:27 PM  

sk8r: Gawdzila: Tiberius Gracchus: Gawdzila: ontariolightning: 2wolves: Gawdzila: Break time

Same young ladies all the time. Meh.

They aren't "ladies". Ladies don't use their bodies to further their careers. Whores do that.

So all models are whores.  Gotcha.
Well, both models and whores are more respectable than anyone who would deliver a line like that.

The great thing is we're all watching a couple dozen men use their bodies to further their careers.

No you don't get it, only sexuality is morally contemptible.  Risking your (and others) long term health is totally fine.

WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL


Cut the conversation some slack. We're between games, so we can bat around saskatchewanstiffbreeze's moronic arguments back-and-forth for a bit.
 
2013-06-01 08:16:39 PM  
sk8r:


WTF got this going in a hockey thread?!  LOL

fark faces posting the same big boobed bimbos over and over
 
2013-06-01 08:17:45 PM  
Jesus Pierre stop making out with him he's tired of it.
 
2013-06-01 08:17:56 PM  
The playoffs are about four weeks old. And that's the best Cindy Crosby can do for a playoff beard at this point?