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2013-06-01 12:16:27 PM
*golf clap*

well played
 
2013-06-01 12:47:54 PM
Good find, subby. Channel 3, are you guys hiring? I like working for people with a sense of humor.
 
2013-06-01 01:37:06 PM
Deslided, plz?
 
2013-06-01 01:39:01 PM

TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?


It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.
 
2013-06-01 01:39:13 PM

TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?


for four pics, really?  plus it would kinda blow the joke
 
2013-06-01 01:40:00 PM
tiny fist and all that ;^)
 
2013-06-01 01:40:35 PM
I don't get it?
 
2013-06-01 01:40:52 PM
Man, WTKR has been getting a lot of greenlights recently. I'm almost afraid Hampton Roads is gonna turn into Florida...
 
2013-06-01 01:40:59 PM
The only one you need to see
localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com
/hot like after makeup hot
 
2013-06-01 01:42:21 PM
That first chick's got some serious gums
 
2013-06-01 01:43:55 PM

TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?


Do you need someone to lift that coffee to your lips, too?
 
2013-06-01 01:49:17 PM
I think they all looked fine without the makeup.
 
2013-06-01 01:51:27 PM
Ok, that was freaking hilarious.
 
2013-06-01 01:51:34 PM

Before and after, in the same pic:


i50.photobucket.com


Locally I'd like to see what Bianca de la Garza looks like before and after.

 
2013-06-01 01:56:32 PM

Richard_The_Clown: Man, WTKR has been getting a lot of greenlights recently. I'm almost afraid Hampton Roads is gonna turn into Florida...


Are you kidding?!  WTKR gets two or three greenlights a day ever since the F-18 crash a year or so ago.  If they miss a day for some reason, it's a navy link.  Apparently the submitter is a not-news genius or orally talented.  Really annoying.
 
2013-06-01 02:01:00 PM
i11.photobucket.com

/Denzel facepalm
 
2013-06-01 02:01:40 PM

fzumrk: I think they all looked fine without the makeup.


I've cut steak with knives duller than that jawbone on woman no. 1
 
2013-06-01 02:02:20 PM

Shakin_Haitian: It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.


With NoScript I only get the first slide, and I gave up trying to figure out which half-dozen sites I had to enable to see the rest.
 
2013-06-01 02:08:17 PM

fzumrk: I think they all looked fine without the makeup.


I agree. I actually prefer them all in the before picture.

But then my general feeling toward makeup is "if I can consciously tell a woman is wearing makeup, she's wearing too much."
 
2013-06-01 02:10:14 PM

Shakin_Haitian: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.


perhaps he's looking at the website on an iPhone using the chrome browser and none of the farking images will load but the first slide? I realize that robs you of your god given right to be an aggressive coont on the Internet, but sometimes there are technical reasons instead of your projected character flaws, that necessitate such requests.
 
2013-06-01 02:13:04 PM
deslided plz


Ivo Shandor
Shakin_Haitian:
It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

With NoScript I only get the first slide, and I gave up trying to figure out which half-dozen sites I had to enable to see the rest.


Yeah, at least most of the page-refreshing ones actually work.
There's a lot of Javascript crap out there where developers just trust "$library is cross-browser compatible" and apparently never check (or care) if what they've produced actually works.
 
2013-06-01 02:14:25 PM
All this proves is that people are really ugly. Even the pretty ones.
 
2013-06-01 02:17:57 PM

Bender The Offender: Shakin_Haitian: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

perhaps he's looking at the website on an iPhone using the chrome browser and none of the farking images will load but the first slide? I realize that robs you of your god given right to be an aggressive coont on the Internet, but sometimes there are technical reasons instead of your projected character flaws, that necessitate such requests.


Blackberry works just fine. Perhaps he needs a better browser.
 
2013-06-01 02:18:16 PM
i134.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-01 02:24:38 PM

TastyEloi: fzumrk: I think they all looked fine without the makeup.

I agree. I actually prefer them all in the before picture.

But then my general feeling toward makeup is "if I can consciously tell a woman is wearing makeup, she's wearing too much."


They all look great without, but under TV lights maybe they look too bland. Stage makeup goes back way before TV.
 
2013-06-01 02:24:40 PM

fzumrk: I think they all looked fine without the makeup.


I was thinking the first two looked better without.
 
2013-06-01 02:31:22 PM

lilbjorn: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

Do you need someone to lift that coffee to your lips, too?


I ask because there's obviously something in that site that's being blocked by my filters.
 
2013-06-01 02:48:35 PM

TV's Vinnie: lilbjorn: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

Do you need someone to lift that coffee to your lips, too?

I ask because there's obviously something in that site that's being blocked by my filters.


Guess it must block Google, too.
 
2013-06-01 02:49:55 PM

TastyEloi: fzumrk: I think they all looked fine without the makeup.

I agree. I actually prefer them all in the before picture.

But then my general feeling toward makeup is "if I can consciously tell a woman is wearing makeup, she's wearing too much."


Or, is on TV or stage (as has been pointed out)

/Prefer women without makeup, but it has its place and uses.
 
2013-06-01 02:52:36 PM
localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com

So after makeup he becomes Denzel.
 
2013-06-01 02:59:45 PM

foxyshadis: TV's Vinnie: lilbjorn: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

Do you need someone to lift that coffee to your lips, too?

I ask because there's obviously something in that site that's being blocked by my filters.

Guess it must block Google, too.


Well I guess so, because it's not getting through my NoScript and Ghostery plugins so there must be something inbedded that either one considers dodgy.

No big deal. "Anchors look ugly without makeup". Knew that long ago already.
 
2013-06-01 03:02:05 PM

sno man: Bender The Offender: Shakin_Haitian: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

perhaps he's looking at the website on an iPhone using the chrome browser and none of the farking images will load but the first slide? I realize that robs you of your god given right to be an aggressive coont on the Internet, but sometimes there are technical reasons instead of your projected character flaws, that necessitate such requests.

Blackberry works just fine. Perhaps he needs a better browser.


Brilliant technical support! Almost as pointless as "jiggle the wires", but far more stupid sounding. Blackberry is a separate device than the iphone. The use different hardware and operating systems. That's like telling a Windows user that experiences a glitch "The problem is yours, it runs fine on Linux". No, it's even stupider because at least Windows and Linux operate off the same hardware. Perhaps the station needs to review their code and offer an option for people who are running NoScript?
 
2013-06-01 03:03:52 PM

Bender The Offender: sno man: Bender The Offender: Shakin_Haitian: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

perhaps he's looking at the website on an iPhone using the chrome browser and none of the farking images will load but the first slide? I realize that robs you of your god given right to be an aggressive coont on the Internet, but sometimes there are technical reasons instead of your projected character flaws, that necessitate such requests.

Blackberry works just fine. Perhaps he needs a better browser.

Brilliant technical support! Almost as pointless as "jiggle the wires", but far more stupid sounding. Blackberry is a separate device than the iphone. The use different hardware and operating systems. That's like telling a Windows user that experiences a glitch "The problem is yours, it runs fine on Linux". No, it's even stupider because at least Windows and Linux operate off the same hardware. Perhaps the station needs to review their code and offer an option for people who are running NoScript?


well I could have gone on about getting a better phone too, but I was trying to not be a dick.
 
2013-06-01 03:04:52 PM

TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?



10/10

/you magnificent bastard
 
2013-06-01 03:17:02 PM

SuperNinjaToad: [localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com image 420x420]

So after makeup he becomes Denzel.


After 7 beers he thinks he's Denzel.
 
2013-06-01 03:20:12 PM
The blonde definitely looks better without makeup.
 
2013-06-01 03:21:23 PM

The Voice of Doom: deslided plz


Ivo Shandor
Shakin_Haitian: It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

With NoScript I only get the first slide, and I gave up trying to figure out which half-dozen sites I had to enable to see the rest.

Yeah, at least most of the page-refreshing ones actually work.
There's a lot of Javascript crap out there where developers just trust "$library is cross-browser compatible" and apparently never check (or care) if what they've produced actually works.


This. Thank you.
 
2013-06-01 03:21:27 PM

sno man: Bender The Offender: sno man: Bender The Offender: Shakin_Haitian: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

perhaps he's looking at the website on an iPhone using the chrome browser and none of the farking images will load but the first slide? I realize that robs you of your god given right to be an aggressive coont on the Internet, but sometimes there are technical reasons instead of your projected character flaws, that necessitate such requests.

Blackberry works just fine. Perhaps he needs a better browser.

Brilliant technical support! Almost as pointless as "jiggle the wires", but far more stupid sounding. Blackberry is a separate device than the iphone. The use different hardware and operating systems. That's like telling a Windows user that experiences a glitch "The problem is yours, it runs fine on Linux". No, it's even stupider because at least Windows and Linux operate off the same hardware. Perhaps the station needs to review their code and offer an option for people who are running NoScript?

well I could have gone on about getting a better phone too, but I was trying to not be a dick.


So, you embraced the "look like an imbecile that doesn't understand the difference between 2 pieces of hardware" path instead? I can't say that I agree with your "thought process", but I certainly admire your boldness in throwing caution and intelligence to the wind.
 
2013-06-01 03:27:28 PM

Bender The Offender: sno man: Bender The Offender: sno man: Bender The Offender: Shakin_Haitian: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

perhaps he's looking at the website on an iPhone using the chrome browser and none of the farking images will load but the first slide? I realize that robs you of your god given right to be an aggressive coont on the Internet, but sometimes there are technical reasons instead of your projected character flaws, that necessitate such requests.

Blackberry works just fine. Perhaps he needs a better browser.

Brilliant technical support! Almost as pointless as "jiggle the wires", but far more stupid sounding. Blackberry is a separate device than the iphone. The use different hardware and operating systems. That's like telling a Windows user that experiences a glitch "The problem is yours, it runs fine on Linux". No, it's even stupider because at least Windows and Linux operate off the same hardware. Perhaps the station needs to review their code and offer an option for people who are running NoScript?

well I could have gone on about getting a better phone too, but I was trying to not be a dick.

So, you embraced the "look like an imbecile that doesn't understand the difference between 2 pieces of hardware" path instead? I can't say that I agree with your "thought process", but I certainly admire your boldness in throwing caution and intelligence to the wind.


Stop the denial and get a room, fellas.
 
2013-06-01 03:36:14 PM
I don't think I really have prosopagnosia, but I didn't get it until the "Denzel" comments started showing up here. I honestly couldn't have told you whether the before and after on 4 were the same person. For the other 3, I would've had a hard time telling which was "before" and which was "after".
 
2013-06-01 03:38:25 PM
Ya call that an anchor?
s4.postimg.org
 
2013-06-01 03:42:56 PM

Bender The Offender: sno man: well I could have gone on about getting a better phone too, but I was trying to not be a dick.

So, you embraced the "look like an imbecile that doesn't understand the difference between 2 pieces of hardware" path instead? I can't say that I agree with your "thought process", but I certainly admire your boldness in throwing caution and intelligence to the wind.


Yes I have no idea that an iPhone and a Blackberry are made by different companies using different hardware and use different OS's and that the iPhone has a thousand times more available software and somehow the native browser in it still sucks.
That's a whole lot of between-the-lines from "Perhaps he needs a better browser."  But as long as you feel Technically Superior...
My two cents was to use a different browser. Easy solution first, no?
 
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2013-06-01 03:47:44 PM

Bender The Offender: sno man: Bender The Offender: Shakin_Haitian: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

It's four farking slides and they don't even refresh the page. Jesus man, come on.

perhaps he's looking at the website on an iPhone using the chrome browser and none of the farking images will load but the first slide? I realize that robs you of your god given right to be an aggressive coont on the Internet, but sometimes there are technical reasons instead of your projected character flaws, that necessitate such requests.

Blackberry works just fine. Perhaps he needs a better browser.

Brilliant technical support! Almost as pointless as "jiggle the wires", but far more stupid sounding. Blackberry is a separate device than the iphone. The use different hardware and operating systems. That's like telling a Windows user that experiences a glitch "The problem is yours, it runs fine on Linux". No, it's even stupider because at least Windows and Linux operate off the same hardware. Perhaps the station needs to review their code and offer an option for people who are running NoScript?


Perhaps before ranting like a tard, check if your assumption is valid. Chrome v26.0.xxxx on my ipad mini and iPhone 4S allow me to see each slide in the slideshow. iOS 6.1 on both. Swipe it, or click somewhere on it and left/right arrows appear for clickity.

//the more you know
 
2013-06-01 03:50:28 PM
Is this where I trot out my story about seeing Bo Derek at the post office in a housecoat with no makeup?  That was a harsh lesson for a young man.  And she was only in her 20s at the time.
 
2013-06-01 03:51:08 PM

TV's Vinnie: foxyshadis: TV's Vinnie: lilbjorn: TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?

Do you need someone to lift that coffee to your lips, too?

I ask because there's obviously something in that site that's being blocked by my filters.

Guess it must block Google, too.

Well I guess so, because it's not getting through my NoScript and Ghostery plugins so there must be something inbedded that either one considers dodgy.

No big deal. "Anchors look ugly without makeup". Knew that long ago already.


Apparently NoScript and Ghostery also induce helplessness.
 
2013-06-01 03:54:24 PM
localtvwtkr.files.wordpress.com
 cdn.smallscreenscoop.com
 
2013-06-01 04:00:50 PM
Funnily enough, Denzel  does have a cousin who is a TV anchorman in Philly.

cbsphilly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-01 04:04:50 PM

KellyKellyKelly: Funnily enough, Denzel  does have a cousin who is a TV anchorman in Philly.


that is farking hilarious.

+1 for you.

you owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-06-01 04:12:08 PM

TV's Vinnie: Deslided, plz?


You. Are. farking. Pathetic.
 
2013-06-01 04:28:05 PM

Damnaged: Good find, subby. Channel 3, are you guys hiring? I like working for people with a sense of humor.


That's pretty good...

Yeah, sense of humor is important. I interviewed for an IT job this week that caught my eye specifically because they had a sense of humor. Under 'Job Requirements' were things like TARDIS repair, and under 'Qualifications', they had 'Must be immune to Jedi Mind Tricks'. It was still a businesslike job description, but the fact that they had a little fun with it was cool.
 
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