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(NYPost)   Finally up on eBay, something your average Farker can bid on to keep his beer cold. Don't get any ideas Drew   (nypost.com) divider line 26
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2013-06-01 08:02:00 AM
The price was at $202 less than a day after it was posted.

Because pale ale?
 
2013-06-01 08:27:19 AM
You'd think that your average farker wouldn't allow a beer to survive long enough to get warm.
 
2013-06-01 10:35:25 AM

jehovahs witness protection: The price was at $202 less than a day after it was posted.

Because pale ale?


Now that Sir, was funny!
 
2013-06-01 01:29:46 PM
A lot of people are pretty interested in cracking open a cold one.

/I was going to bid but then I found out they didn't come preloaded.
 
2013-06-01 01:31:17 PM
My favorite part, concluding the article:

"All major credit cards are accepted."
 
2013-06-01 01:36:00 PM
I bet Jodi Arais is thinking, "It's true. Timing is everything."
 
2013-06-01 01:37:59 PM
Honestly, as long as "signs of wear" isn't a sly way of saying "yeah there's still a foot stuck in there. We've tried everything", bring it on.
 
2013-06-01 01:38:44 PM
What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. Call Starkist!
 
2013-06-01 01:54:33 PM
Gonna need a lot of boxes of baking soda in that fridge
 
2013-06-01 01:55:27 PM
Who has a basement in their house big enough for that thing?
 
2013-06-01 02:12:34 PM

skinink: Who has a basement in their house big enough for that thing?


Hannibal Lecter.
 
2013-06-01 02:13:43 PM

skinink: Who has a basement in their house big enough for that thing?


I do.  It might make a wonderful cellar.
 
2013-06-01 02:18:28 PM
Likely bidder: Link

/NSFW
 
2013-06-01 02:24:58 PM
Sterilize the daylights out of it, repeat, repeat, and repeat once more then use it as a fridge.  Those pull out draws will make getting at items in the back a lot easier.
 
2013-06-01 02:36:34 PM
Can you have sex in it? Or does it lock from the inside? Can you have sex in it AND store beer in the other compartments or will that shake the beer too much?

/asking for a friend
 
2013-06-01 02:54:31 PM

mcmnky: Likely bidder: Link

/NSFW


That was anti-funny.
 
2013-06-01 02:56:08 PM
Might store enough to last threw the zombie apocalypses. Because whats a zombie apocalypse without beer,
 
2013-06-01 03:10:32 PM

pounddawg: What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or... hold it! Chuck! I got it! Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great. Call Starkist!


I haven't seen a "Night Shift" reference on Fark in....NEVER!

Nicely done!
 
2013-06-01 03:12:58 PM
I am in the process of opening a concert venue and tried unsuccessfully to talk my business partner into buying it.

He must be Jeff Spicoli, he said 'no dice'.

Plus we would have to drive from IL to pick it up.
 
2013-06-01 03:18:14 PM
She added there are no rules about who the cooler can go to - any individual or agency could take it - and no background checks are required.

Why the hell would a background check be required for a refrigerator?
 
2013-06-01 03:23:49 PM
I'd put in the garage, and when it got too hot working outside, I'll slide in for a few to cool off.
 
2013-06-01 04:41:41 PM
It may sell to a hunter's meat processing plant.
 
2013-06-01 04:52:35 PM
I was disappointed that no dead hookers were included.
/pass
 
2013-06-02 01:32:41 AM
The buyer, the ad notes, is responsible for cleaning it. It also states the fridge is in good condition with few scrapes and bangs

Inside or out?
 
2013-06-02 08:47:15 AM
I don't know anything about the going rates on refrigerators for bodies, but if I ran a morgue, I would probably consider bidding.  $202 seems like a pretty good price for that.
 
2013-06-02 01:44:37 PM

mcmnky: Likely bidder: Link

/NSFW


A Sexy Losers reference.  Very nice.
 
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