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(CNN)   For some reason, lawyers in the Michael Jackson death trial are attempting to answer the question of what killed Elvis Presley   (cnn.com) divider line 12
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2013-06-01 12:21:35 PM
Intestinal blockage, right?

Stepping back a bit, no one willing to tell him "no"?
 
2013-06-01 12:33:26 PM
Amphetamines, Codeine, and Fried Peanutbutter and Banana sandwiches.
 
2013-06-01 12:54:39 PM
Elvis and Michael always had weird parallels. He even married the guy's daughter (try to get the image of them naked together in that video out of your head).

It's the sort of thing that makes conspiracy theorists crazy.
 
2013-06-01 01:02:14 PM

Confabulat: Elvis and Michael always had weird parallels. He even married the guy's daughter (try to get the image of them naked together in that video out of your head).

It's the sort of thing that makes conspiracy theorists crazy.


True enough.  I have found conclusive evidence that neither Elvis nor Andy Kaufman are really dead.  Now I'm starting to wonder about Michael, as well.
 
2013-06-01 01:29:25 PM

SoupJohnB: Confabulat: Elvis and Michael always had weird parallels. He even married the guy's daughter (try to get the image of them naked together in that video out of your head).

It's the sort of thing that makes conspiracy theorists crazy.

True enough.  I have found conclusive evidence that neither Elvis nor Andy Kaufman are really dead.  Now I'm starting to wonder about Michael, as well.


Elvis and Tupac are currently sharing an apartment somewhere in the Nevada desert.  It's true I read it somewhere.
 
2013-06-01 01:37:07 PM

PacificaFitz: Elvis and Tupac are currently sharing an apartment somewhere in the Nevada desert. It's true I read it somewhere.


They moved in with Art Bell.
 
2013-06-01 01:49:32 PM
No one really knows what killed Elvis. This is a good overview: http://www.themedicalbag.com/story/elvis-presley

Some say it was a heart attack; some say the prescription drugs contributed. Elvis's own doctor claims he died of a chronic case of constipation.
 
2013-06-01 02:08:03 PM

PacificaFitz: SoupJohnB: Confabulat: Elvis and Michael always had weird parallels. He even married the guy's daughter (try to get the image of them naked together in that video out of your head).

It's the sort of thing that makes conspiracy theorists crazy.

True enough.  I have found conclusive evidence that neither Elvis nor Andy Kaufman are really dead.  Now I'm starting to wonder about Michael, as well.

Elvis and Tupac are currently sharing an apartment somewhere in the Nevada desert.  It's true I read it somewhere.


We must have read the same thing, man. Not just "somewhere" in the Nevada, but inside the life form regeneration chambers bunkered deep within Area 51.  My former brother-in-law knew a guy who swore it was all true.

/at least for Elvis
 
2013-06-01 02:34:02 PM

velvet_fog: No one really knows what killed Elvis. This is a good overview: http://www.themedicalbag.com/story/elvis-presley

Some say it was a heart attack; some say the prescription drugs contributed. Elvis's own doctor claims he died of a chronic case of constipation.


IIRC, his colon was roughly the size of a midget.
 
2013-06-01 03:31:55 PM
TFA: In 1994 coroner Dr. Joseph Davis reopened the Presley autopsy and stated "There is nothing in any of the data that supports a death from drugs. In fact, everything points to a sudden, violent heart attack."

These things are not mutually exclusive.  Many drug addicts die from heart attacks.  You can't technically "die from drugs".  You take too many drugs/too much alcohol and something else bad happens:  heart attack, liver failure, suffocation from vomit, etc.

Its like saying John Bonham didn't die from alcohol.
 
2013-06-01 05:33:54 PM
Who?

/sorry, couldn't resist
 
2013-06-01 08:30:08 PM
Opiate addiction that he felt was not an addiction because of a piece of garbage doctor prescribed them. One symptom of opiate abuse is severe constipation. He was not fat. He was just bloated from afformentioned opiate addiction induced constipation. All of that led to him having the heart attack on the toilet. Not a glamorous death by any stretch of the imagination, but that's what happened.

/lives in Nashville
//grew up an Elvis person
///frak the Beatles.
 
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