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(Daily Mail)   Decades-ago Playgirl hunk sues employer for allowing him to make poor life decision decades ago, then hiring him knowing full well that his co-workers would find those pictures. Or something   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2013-06-01 05:45:27 AM  
Those payroll services sales reps can be vicious.
 
2013-06-01 06:07:59 AM  
Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.
 
2013-06-01 07:20:46 AM  

Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.


Yeah, and Those women shouldn't wear such slutty clothes if they don't want to be harassed.
 
2013-06-01 07:51:08 AM  
Aarontology: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

Yeah, and Those women shouldn't wear such sluttytake off all theirclothes if they don't want to be harassed.

Put me in your beefcake mag, and it'll be one of the first things I tell any new co-workers.
 
2013-06-01 07:56:44 AM  

dbirchall: Aarontology: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

Yeah, and Those women shouldn't wear such sluttytake off all theirclothes if they don't want to be harassed.

Put me in your beefcake mag, and it'll be one of the first things I tell any new co-workers.


Heh.

Still. It's not his fault his co-workers are incapable of exercising even a modicum of self control and professionalism in the work place. They should all be fired for clearly demonstrating they can't act like adults at their jobs and replaced with someone who can.
 
2013-06-01 09:13:31 AM  

Spad31: Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.


Hey, he was ASKING for it....AMRITE?
 
2013-06-01 09:16:51 AM  
Oh and....

Submitter: Decades-ago Playgirl hunk sues employer for allowing him to make poor life decision decades ago, then hiring him knowing full well that his co-workers would find those pictures. Or something

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-01 09:23:52 AM  

Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.


I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.
 
2013-06-01 09:33:17 AM  
He thought using the name "Mike Honcho" would keep people from finding out.
 
2013-06-01 09:42:40 AM  

Lsherm: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.


I agree - if it were my workplace, I'd have every last one of them up on harassment.  Actually, the first I heard of it, I'd make it clear that this was not appropriate and they would be dinged for sexual harassment if they kept that shiat up.

Also, there are few things in the world that look sillier than a flaccid penis.
 
2013-06-01 09:56:46 AM  
Oh for fark's sake dude...sack up.
 
2013-06-01 09:57:27 AM  

Dancin_In_Anson: Oh for fark's sake dude...sack up.


He wood if he could
 
2013-06-01 10:11:39 AM  

Lsherm: I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.


No kidding. While I understand most of the people working cubicle-level at ADP are probably childish vicenarian smartasses, the company IS a payroll service that offers other services like employee handbooks, compliance, and labor law consulting. You'd think they would apply that shiat to their own company.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-01 10:14:56 AM  
The company should have hired a former nude model woman. The workers would have harassed her too. Equal opportunity harassment is not sexual harassment.  There was a supreme court case involving a bisexual boss.
 
2013-06-01 10:21:30 AM  

ZAZ: Equal opportunity harassment is not sexual harassment.


IANAL, but that doesnt sound even close to being right.
 
2013-06-01 10:34:16 AM  
I actually agree with the guy.  Sure, he now regrets having posed nude 20 years ago (though I am not sure why people are ashamed of their bodies and view nudity in such a negative light), but his coworkers are acting like a bunch of idiotic 5-year old children and to me it does constitute harassment.  Sue away, lumberjack, and be OK.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-06-01 10:34:56 AM  
dugitman

Keywords: "bisexual defense loophole title vii." These lawsuits are based on antidiscrimination laws.
 
2013-06-01 10:36:15 AM  

So this is one of the photos he is upset about?


img401.imageshack.us

 
2013-06-01 10:38:21 AM  
Steve Stone unavailable for comment.
 
2013-06-01 10:40:45 AM  
He filed his suit decades ago?

The courts really are slow.
 
2013-06-01 10:41:15 AM  
Timber?  Really?

I'd sue for the taunts being boring and unoriginal.

www.martinezbeavers.org

But since I really hate ADP, I'm not sure which dick to root (!) against here.  Can they both lose?

/ seriously . . . fark ADP
 
2013-06-01 10:41:19 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Also, there are few things in the world that look sillier than a flaccid penis

studly lumberjack whining like a little biatch when his coworkers tease him.

I was not there to see how incessant the harassment was so technically I can't judge... but I really can't get the image out of my head of him flailing his arms and running to the men's room to cry.
 
2013-06-01 10:41:21 AM  

skinink: So this is one of the photos he is upset about?


Do you have the original of that?
 
2013-06-01 10:41:40 AM  
so, while this is cause for concern, seeing as porn is being viewed at the office, why the fark didn't he just turn to the first person who made the "Timber!" comment and say something along the lines of, "That's what she said ... then she started barking lIke a dog..."  Thus getting in a rebuke and a Mel Brooks reference all in one sentence.

/or ask if said co-worker ever looked good enough to pose nude for a magazine that sold millions of copies every run
//take pride in it, they won't have anything to tease you over.  Still run it up the chain of command, as they shouldn't be acting like that in the first place, but take pride in it.
///not good enough looking for a magazine spread.  Too self conscious anyway
 
2013-06-01 10:50:32 AM  

dugitman: Lsherm: I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

No kidding. While I understand most of the people working cubicle-level at ADP are probably childish vicenarian smartasses, the company IS a payroll service that offers other services like employee handbooks, compliance, and labor law consulting. You'd think they would apply that shiat to their own company.


Nah, this is IOKIYAW, the policy that most of the misandrists who call themselves feminists take.

/As opposed to actual feminists, who merely work to level the playing field rather than using their oppression as an excuse to attack men.
 
2013-06-01 10:51:10 AM  
So this was what those dipshiats at ADP were doing every time my employees' paychecks got messed up. I would be hard-pressed to find a more incompetent and apparently childish bunch of lumberjack dicks to deal with.
 
2013-06-01 10:51:20 AM  
That guy has no idea how to handle harassment.

He needs to take the fact that he did that, had the balls and physique (and wiener) to do it, and throw it all right back in their faces. "I don't see any of you... gents getting into nude photo shoots. Gee... I wonder why that it?" Then smirk as you look them up and down.

When someone has something like that on you, use it as passive/aggressive belittlement. Don't blatantly violate any office rules, but imply that you easily could at a moments notice. Elevate yourself above them over it. Act righteous about it. They'll shut up fast. Plus... the guy is more likely to get some sweet office cougar putytang on the weekends that way.

The dude's a wuss.
 
2013-06-01 10:54:19 AM  
Must have been cold during the shoot.
 
2013-06-01 10:56:12 AM  

Trance354: so, while this is cause for concern, seeing as porn is being viewed at the office, why the fark didn't he just turn to the first person who made the "Timber!" comment and say something along the lines of, "That's what she said ... then she started barking lIke a dog..."  Thus getting in a rebuke and a Mel Brooks reference all in one sentence.

/or ask if said co-worker ever looked good enough to pose nude for a magazine that sold millions of copies every run
//take pride in it, they won't have anything to tease you over.  Still run it up the chain of command, as they shouldn't be acting like that in the first place, but take pride in it.


This. Though I don't condone them harassing the guy, he could have very easily turned it around and made the harassers turn tail and run by asking if they liked what they saw, would they like to see more, etc. That would shut most people up right there and it would be over with.
 
2013-06-01 11:00:03 AM  
He's a lumberjack he's not OK
He whines at night and he sues all day
 
2013-06-01 11:00:33 AM  

Lsherm: I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company


Got any tips? My sexual harassment has been quite mediocre lately. It's been at least two weeks since I've had the cops called on me. What am I doing wrong? Do I need to show more penis?
 
2013-06-01 11:00:52 AM  
Employer did nothing about sexual harassment?  Sue them.  I see nothing wrong with this.  No need for a double standard of "he should laugh it off or deal with it in some creative way", no he was being harassed and his employer did nothing to stop it.  Too bad, employer who's now going to be known for that.
 
2013-06-01 11:01:03 AM  

Gonz: Do you have the original of that?


static.technorati.com

Here we go!

/I know, it's getting older and older...
 
2013-06-01 11:02:00 AM  
www.funnyandjokes.com

Could have been worse
 
2013-06-01 11:07:47 AM  

Lsherm: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.


Pfff. I'd be embarrassed of that too. You may have a ripped body, but when you're sprouting 5" wood at best, ugh.....
 
Ehh
2013-06-01 11:08:52 AM  
Patricia Tehaney can relate.
 
2013-06-01 11:09:14 AM  

Lsherm: Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.


img542.imageshack.us

"What do you mean, 'nobody cares'? Just look at me. I am a victim here."
 
2013-06-01 11:10:28 AM  

ElLoco: The dude's a wuss.


And then some.
 
2013-06-01 11:11:28 AM  

ElLoco: That guy has no idea how to handle harassment.

He needs to take the fact that he did that, had the balls and physique (and wiener) to do it, and throw it all right back in their faces. "I don't see any of you... gents getting into nude photo shoots. Gee... I wonder why that it?" Then smirk as you look them up and down.

When someone has something like that on you, use it as passive/aggressive belittlement. Don't blatantly violate any office rules, but imply that you easily could at a moments notice. Elevate yourself above them over it. Act righteous about it. They'll shut up fast. Plus... the guy is more likely to get some sweet office cougar putytang on the weekends that way.

The dude's a wuss.


Nope hes smart and hes going get a few bucks out of it.
 
2013-06-01 11:19:10 AM  

spentshells: ElLoco: That guy has no idea how to handle harassment.

He needs to take the fact that he did that, had the balls and physique (and wiener) to do it, and throw it all right back in their faces. "I don't see any of you... gents getting into nude photo shoots. Gee... I wonder why that it?" Then smirk as you look them up and down.

When someone has something like that on you, use it as passive/aggressive belittlement. Don't blatantly violate any office rules, but imply that you easily could at a moments notice. Elevate yourself above them over it. Act righteous about it. They'll shut up fast. Plus... the guy is more likely to get some sweet office cougar putytang on the weekends that way.

The dude's a wuss.

Nope hes smart and hes going get a few bucks out of it.


And word will get out somehow and he will have one hell of a time finding a job.
 
2013-06-01 11:20:24 AM  

jayphat: Pfff. I'd be embarrassed of that too. You may have a ripped body, but when you're sprouting 5" wood at best, ugh.....


I don't think he's sprouting any wood, because that would be hard-core porn, and Playgirl didn't do that. Maybe he's a grower.

But it's OK if you didn't look very hard, since I assume you're a guy.
 
2013-06-01 11:21:45 AM  
Wait till he finds out who really faps to Playgirl.

RTFA.  Oh they told him.  No wonder he sued.
 
2013-06-01 11:24:03 AM  

ElLoco: That guy has no idea how to handle harassment.

He needs to take the fact that he did that, had the balls and physique (and wiener) to do it, and throw it all right back in their faces. "I don't see any of you... gents getting into nude photo shoots. Gee... I wonder why that it?" Then smirk as you look them up and down.

When someone has something like that on you, use it as passive/aggressive belittlement. Don't blatantly violate any office rules, but imply that you easily could at a moments notice. Elevate yourself above them over it. Act righteous about it. They'll shut up fast. Plus... the guy is more likely to get some sweet office cougar putytang on the weekends that way.

The dude's a wuss.


that is the worst advice I've ever read.  Are you a high school guidance counselor?
 
2013-06-01 11:27:36 AM  
Where's the wieners tag?
 
2013-06-01 11:27:44 AM  

filter: Must have been cold during the shoot.


That's what I was thinking do girls really like looking at small cocks that much, if I had opend an issue of inches or unzipped I would never see anything that is shorter then the guys thumb
 
2013-06-01 11:28:30 AM  
Subby, when did these poor decisions occur?
 
2013-06-01 11:31:31 AM  
Cliche time.

If I was ever good looking enough to have been paid to pose nude in a magazine, I'd have that on my résumé.
 
2013-06-01 11:38:29 AM  

cryinoutloud: But it's OK if you didn't look very hard, since I assume you're a guy.


I agree. The model didn't look very hard.
 
2013-06-01 11:43:56 AM  
Oh dear baby Jesus, why did you put that face on such a beautiful body?
 
2013-06-01 11:52:41 AM  
But it was all the pointing and laughing that really bothered him.
 
2013-06-01 11:53:31 AM  

cardex: filter: Must have been cold during the shoot.

That's what I was thinking do girls really like looking at small cocks that much, if I had opend an issue of inches or unzipped I would never see anything that is shorter then the guys thumb


Girls?! Only gay men read playgirl.
 
2013-06-01 11:54:53 AM  

cryinoutloud: jayphat: Pfff. I'd be embarrassed of that too. You may have a ripped body, but when you're sprouting 5" wood at best, ugh.....

I don't think he's sprouting any wood, because that would be hard-core porn, and Playgirl didn't do that. Maybe he's a grower.

But it's OK if you didn't look very hard, since I assume you're a guy.


For a few years playgirl stopped even showing a guys crotch so I was surprised that they showed everything when I googled him.

/and I looked very hard - definitely a grower
//I would of fired all the people making fun of him - harassment is harassment plain and simple
 
2013-06-01 11:57:19 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Employer did nothing about sexual harassment?  Sue them.  I see nothing wrong with this.  No need for a double standard of "he should laugh it off or deal with it in some creative way", no he was being harassed and his employer did nothing to stop it.  Too bad, employer who's now going to be known for that.


This.
 
2013-06-01 12:00:54 PM  
I can't see the forest through all these penises
 
2013-06-01 12:03:20 PM  
On an unrelated topic the Daily Mail needs remedial math classes:
1992 + 18years = 2010

Not that I'm surprised, but still...
 
2013-06-01 12:06:13 PM  

farkmedown: BumpInTheNight: Employer did nothing about sexual harassment?  Sue them.  I see nothing wrong with this.  No need for a double standard of "he should laugh it off or deal with it in some creative way", no he was being harassed and his employer did nothing to stop it.  Too bad, employer who's now going to be known for that.

This.


Yup.  Nothing wrong with this.
 
2013-06-01 12:09:50 PM  

OccamsWhiskers: cryinoutloud: But it's OK if you didn't look very hard, since I assume you're a guy.

I agree. The model didn't look very hard.


He looked a bit hard, though. Like the photo took too long to take.
 
2013-06-01 12:10:45 PM  

elguerodiablo: ElLoco: That guy has no idea how to handle harassment.

He needs to take the fact that he did that, had the balls and physique (and wiener) to do it, and throw it all right back in their faces. "I don't see any of you... gents getting into nude photo shoots. Gee... I wonder why that it?" Then smirk as you look them up and down.

When someone has something like that on you, use it as passive/aggressive belittlement. Don't blatantly violate any office rules, but imply that you easily could at a moments notice. Elevate yourself above them over it. Act righteous about it. They'll shut up fast. Plus... the guy is more likely to get some sweet office cougar putytang on the weekends that way.

The dude's a wuss.

that is the worst advice I've ever read.  Are you a high school guidance counselor?


I'm not an emasculated pussy hiding behind my employer's skirt tails hoping for them to deal with my self-created problems... if that's what you're asking. Or did you have some other input to add?
 
2013-06-01 12:11:05 PM  

Lsherm: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.


Butterface.

I feel ripped off that I haven't seen his feet.

Also, harassment is harassment - he asked them to leave it alone and they didn't.
 
2013-06-01 12:16:06 PM  
Subby sounds like a female troll.

If women can do stupid shiat like this, so too should men.

I support this retardation as it undermines and ridicules females that more commonly do the same thing.
 
2013-06-01 12:20:53 PM  
If it's sexual harassment to remind you that you were blowing dudes during the company Christmas party two at a time, so is this. Even if reminders are the truth, sexual harassment is sexual harassment and has no place in the workplace.
 
2013-06-01 12:23:00 PM  
DNRTFA.  Is it about Scott Brown?
 
2013-06-01 12:24:04 PM  
 I shall taunt you a second time!

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
 
2013-06-01 12:25:26 PM  
If that's his definition of "harassment" he needs a better dictionary.

Man up, pretty boy.
 
2013-06-01 12:25:40 PM  
So it's not Empowerment if a man does it?
 
2013-06-01 12:34:59 PM  
T-T-T-T-T-T-TIMBER!

www2.warnerbros.com
 
2013-06-01 12:36:50 PM  

Trance354: so, while this is cause for concern, seeing as porn is being viewed at the office, why the fark didn't he just turn to the first person who made the "Timber!" comment and say something along the lines of, "That's what she said ... then she started barking lIke a dog..."  Thus getting in a rebuke and a Mel Brooks reference all in one sentence.

/or ask if said co-worker ever looked good enough to pose nude for a magazine that sold millions of copies every run
//take pride in it, they won't have anything to tease you over.  Still run it up the chain of command, as they shouldn't be acting like that in the first place, but take pride in it.
///not good enough looking for a magazine spread.  Too self conscious anyway


That should do it. I've never understood people who just accept verbal taunts as definers.
 
2013-06-01 12:39:45 PM  
Wow, it's like there are consequences to our actions or something. Weird.
 
2013-06-01 12:49:26 PM  
Harassing the dude is bad enough, but I wonder why the ADP employees who spent their time surfing the net for porn instead of working weren't reprimanded for that also.

Lsherm: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.


He's gorgeous. Clearly his cow orkers were jealous.
 
2013-06-01 12:51:18 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: ElLoco: The dude's a wuss.

And then some.



Ummm no. He appears to have been legitimately harassed at work and took the proper action.

But you go ahead and play judge and jury.
 
2013-06-01 12:53:20 PM  

dbirchall: Aarontology: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

Yeah, and Those women shouldn't wear such sluttytake off all theirclothes if they don't want to be harassed.

Put me in your beefcake mag, and it'll be one of the first things I tell any new co-workers.


No crap! Badge of honor, man. Badge of honor.
 
2013-06-01 01:10:03 PM  

gingerjet: For a few years playgirl stopped even showing a guys crotch so I was surprised that they showed everything when I googled him.
/and I looked very hard - definitely a grower
//I would of fired all the people making fun of him - harassment is harassment plain and simple


Oh yeah, they were definitely harassing him, and should have been told to knock it off. But I'm not here to offer sympathy, I'm here to make fun of his dick.

/Actually, his dick looked OK to me too.
 
2013-06-01 01:10:35 PM  

jmr61: Ummm no. He appears to have been legitimately harassed at work and took the proper action.


He appears to have traded his dick for a big, dry, sandy vagina.
 
2013-06-01 01:28:09 PM  

filter: cardex: filter: Must have been cold during the shoot.

That's what I was thinking do girls really like looking at small cocks that much, if I had opend an issue of inches or unzipped I would never see anything that is shorter then the guys thumb

Girls?! Only gay men read playgirl.


As a gay man I am going to fight you on that, I picked one up once looked at it was bored and put it back down don't know anyone that has any and most other gay men I know keep porn out in the open so if they had it I would see it
 
2013-06-01 01:31:10 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Oh dear baby Jesus, why did you put that face on such a beautiful body?


Funny, that's what I was thinking. Body's good enough, but the face is dramatically unspectacular (if that phrase makes any sense).

And yeah, what a crybaby. Sure, he didn't anticipate photos becoming so widespread available, but that's just what makes life interesting.
 
2013-06-01 01:35:02 PM  
Better description of what happened: http://www.courthousenews.com/2013/05/31/58083.htm

Sounds like harassment to me. Hope they're ready to settle.
 
2013-06-01 01:36:13 PM  
Plus this doofus splintered his wood.

No woman likes a splintered shaft
 
2013-06-01 01:48:30 PM  

Aarontology: Still. It's not his fault his co-workers are incapable of exercising even a modicum of self control and professionalism in the work place.


Please define "professionalism".
 
2013-06-01 01:49:05 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: jmr61: Ummm no. He appears to have been legitimately harassed at work and took the proper action.

He appears to have traded his dick for a big, dry, sandy vagina.


That's how you get paid. Just ask any vagina bearers.
 
2013-06-01 02:11:12 PM  

Aarontology: dbirchall: Aarontology: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

Yeah, and Those women shouldn't wear such sluttytake off all theirclothes if they don't want to be harassed.

Put me in your beefcake mag, and it'll be one of the first things I tell any new co-workers.

Heh.

Still. It's not his fault his co-workers are incapable of exercising even a modicum of self control and professionalism in the work place. They should all be fired for clearly demonstrating they can't act like adults at their jobs and replaced with someone who can.


It's a payroll company, it's likely there isn't enough actual work for an adult crew to keep busy.  We are talking about a company where the ENTIRE job at hand is to put numbers into a spreadsheet (done by the employer company) and print check issue electronic payment.  (done by the bank)

So at the end of the day, the only person doing any actual work is the farking computer.
 
2013-06-01 02:36:34 PM  
1. Not bad. I'd hit it.

2. I only skimmed over TFA, but if these were male coworkers, I'm going to enjoy pointing out that men can be just as jealous and catty as women.

3. Dude has a legitimate case of workplace harassment, regardless as to his history. Harassment is harassment, folks. I'm not a fan of when a school teacher gets fired because overly sensitive parents find out she used to be a stripper or porn star. Adults need to learn how to behave as such, and it's no less ridiculous when these things happen to men. I'm guessing nobody was shocked to find out that all of his manly bits were in fact intact.

/Farkette
 
2013-06-01 03:42:48 PM  
swap male with female.
 
2013-06-01 04:04:40 PM  
Former Playgirl model who posed as a nude lumberjack sues employer for harassment after co-workers shout 'Timber!' at him

Damn! That's one funny headline~!
 
2013-06-01 05:06:59 PM  
If hew wins - and I expect he will - he has to hope that he wins enough to compensate for never again getting a job with an employer who has access to Google.

/that's a stiff demand
/though it could be harder
/hope it stands up in court
/spam javelin
/etc etc
 
2013-06-01 06:56:18 PM  
After all the recent news stories about women who modeled bathing suits getting fired from their jobs, I doubt he has a leg to stand on. (I found his nudes and he really doesn't have much of a leg to stand on.)

Dude looks like a real jerk though. Even when he was young and nude.
 
2013-06-01 09:36:49 PM  
Sounds like either sexual harassment or workplace bullying.  An employer has a legal obligation to put a stop to that shiat.  They didn't, they're liable.  He's under no obligation to tough it out or deal with it.


Zombalupagus: Also, there are few things in the world that look sillier than a studly lumberjack whining like a little biatch when his coworkers tease him.

I was not there to see how incessant the harassment was so technically I can't judge... but I really can't get the image out of my head of him flailing his arms and running to the men's room to cry.


Oh look, a misogynist.

Ascribing stereotypical female characteristics to a man in order to undermine or mock him.  Because women are weak and complain-y and always crying and you don't want to be like those lesser creatures, he should be better than women, he should be a "studly" real man and feel nothing.

Let me guess, you're a "nice guy".
 
2013-06-01 09:58:58 PM  
FTFA: Sawka filed a lawsuit in Federal Court claiming his co-workers endlessly taunted him in the workplace and used company computers to search for the Playgirl photos.

What, no net-nanny software on the company network?
 
2013-06-01 10:34:42 PM  

jayphat: Lsherm: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.

Pfff. I'd be embarrassed of that too. You may have a ripped body, but when you're sprouting 5" wood at best, ugh.....


Unless I'm mistaken, Playgirl was not allowed to show genuine bonified boners because that would constitute porn. Non-bonified boners apparently meet the legal test for "artistic photography."
 
2013-06-01 11:48:48 PM  

WordyGrrl: jayphat: Lsherm: Spad31: Oh, fark you, asshole. Regret you whipped your cock out for a magazine photographer? Too farking bad. You did. Shut the fark up and get back to work or leave.

I have to take sexual harassment training every year at my company, and this fits the pattern of "hostile workplace" to a T.  Regardless of his poor decisions in the past, management should have had a talk with everyone before it got to this point.

Also, here's the photo spread, because bad decisions are still bad decisions.

Pfff. I'd be embarrassed of that too. You may have a ripped body, but when you're sprouting 5" wood at best, ugh.....

Unless I'm mistaken, Playgirl was not allowed to show genuine bonified boners because that would constitute porn. Non-bonified boners apparently meet the legal test for "artistic photography."


Interesting. I'm not doing any research to look into the facts though.

/Clever profile pic.
 
2013-06-02 12:16:18 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: FTFA: Sawka filed a lawsuit in Federal Court claiming his co-workers endlessly taunted him in the workplace and used company computers to search for the Playgirl photos.

What, no net-nanny software on the company network?


Would net-nanny software have blocked a search for his name alone?
 
2013-06-02 08:31:58 AM  

if_i_really_have_to: Oh look, a misogynist.

Ascribing stereotypical female characteristics to a man in order to undermine or mock him. Because women are weak and complain-y and always crying and you don't want to be like those lesser creatures, he should be better than women, he should be a "studly" real man and feel nothing.

Let me guess, you're a "nice guy".


Sounds like you need to get laid more often.
 
2013-06-02 09:53:32 AM  
He's a lumberjack who can't get wood?
 
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