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2013-06-01 01:04:27 AM  
somewhere there is a very unhappy bear.
 
2013-06-01 01:08:34 AM  
that took me a second. very funny subby.
 
2013-06-01 01:14:54 AM  
The Kong arms of the blah
 
2013-06-01 01:42:55 AM  
Lulz.
 
2013-06-01 01:43:19 AM  

Bucky Katt: somewhere there is a very unhappy bear.


www.thehollywoodnews.com
 
2013-06-01 07:51:03 AM  

sithon: that took me a second. very funny subby.


I also struggled with the headline. Nicely done, subs!
 
2013-06-01 07:54:53 AM  
+1, Well played.
 
2013-06-01 08:37:33 AM  
BOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-06-01 09:04:46 AM  
THIS FARKING HEADLINE

+1 thousand...
 
2013-06-01 09:15:30 AM  
headline. of. the. year.
 
2013-06-01 09:19:10 AM  

Funbags: headline. of. the. year.


Could have been if that was Beyonce.

/jlo billboard awards
 
2013-06-01 09:19:42 AM  

Bucky Katt


somewhere there is a very unhappy bear.


Yeah, but he's completely 'armless.
 
2013-06-01 09:22:20 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Funbags: headline. of. the. year.

Could have been if that was Beyonce.

/jlo billboard awards


Thanks, I came here to point that out.

It's that other twat, Submoron. Not Beyonce.
 
2013-06-01 09:22:34 AM  
well, she has that right
 
2013-06-01 09:24:15 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
How can that possibly be misconstrued?
 
2013-06-01 09:43:08 AM  

MadAzza: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Funbags: headline. of. the. year.

Could have been if that was Beyonce.

/jlo billboard awards

Thanks, I came here to point that out.

It's that other twat, Submoron. Not Beyonce.


bravo! brahhhhavo, subby!

/please edit for HOTY submission
 
2013-06-01 09:51:38 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-01 10:03:57 AM  
You know, it used to be that I always saw Fark headlines on Reddit.  Now it's the other way around.
 
2013-06-01 10:06:53 AM  

Elbarfo: You know, it used to be that I always saw Fark headlines on Reddit.  Now it's the other way around.


And usually 2 days later
 
2013-06-01 10:09:20 AM  
I laughed.
 
2013-06-01 10:12:32 AM  
Funny. Too bad it was Hey Ho.
 
2013-06-01 10:14:31 AM  
I laughed and shared. Good stuff.
 
2013-06-01 10:20:13 AM  
Moral of the story?

 "All them brown folk look the same." -Subby
 
2013-06-01 10:33:02 AM  

RangerTaylor: Moral of the story?

 "All them brown folk look the same." -Subby


lmao @ the subtard.
 
2013-06-01 10:38:11 AM  
This is just absolutely disgraceful Fark:

1. That's Jennifer Lopez, not Beyonce (if that were a picture of her from behind, this might be excusable)

2. This is headline is blatantly ripped off of a reddit post

IS THIS REALLY WHAT WE HAVE TO RESORT TO THESE DAYS?!!?!
 
2013-06-01 10:54:54 AM  

Waldo Pepper: damnproud1388: This is just absolutely disgraceful Fark:

1. That's Jennifer Lopez, not Beyonce (if that were a picture of her from behind, this might be excusable)

2. This is headline is blatantly ripped off of a reddit post

IS THIS REALLY WHAT WE HAVE TO RESORT TO THESE DAYS?!!?!

I've noticed fark is often a day or two behind my local tv news instead of a day or two ahead


The "committee" must be too busy selecting "featured partners".
 
2013-06-01 10:58:03 AM  
So where's she at, I only saw a Wookiee
 
2013-06-01 11:04:54 AM  

SithLord: So where's she at, I only saw a Wookiee


No no man, that's not Khloe Kardashian.  Understandable mistake though.
 
2013-06-01 11:07:55 AM  
Stay with me here but I have some information that is going to freak a lot of you out.

I never read Reddit, many people never read Reddit.  We don't care that the headline was taken from Reddit.
 
2013-06-01 11:31:21 AM  
That's Jennifer Lopez, and here's what you don't know about that picture: Those are her real arms. She's a hairy Puerto Rican biatch. She requires a crew of three helpers to shave her back, crotch, legs, arms, pits, and face. Before that show, she had been particularly biatchy to the shave-crew (known within the studiio's ranks as "Hazmat Team") and got into another one of her fits where she throws things, curses in English and Spanish, and calls everybody "stupid" about a hundred times. The shave-crew just up and quit in the middle of her pre-show shave, leaving Lopez in the state you see above.

If you think her arms were hairy on that stage, you should be glad she didn't take off her pants. You'd have thought she was being eaten out by a gigantic tribble. And her back looks like something a sherpa would wear.
 
2013-06-01 11:40:10 AM  
I was expecting something more "shooting her mouth off".
 
2013-06-01 11:48:27 AM  

LDM90: Elbarfo: You know, it used to be that I always saw Fark headlines on Reddit.  Now it's the other way around.
And usually 2 days later


Well, you guys are welcome to just visit one website or the other, if things are too redundant for you.
 
2013-06-01 12:02:04 PM  

plushpuppy: Stay with me here but I have some information that is going to freak a lot of you out.

I never read Reddit, many people never read Reddit.  We don't care that the headline was taken from Reddit.


Maybe I'm just old or something, but every time I go to Reddit I'm like what ADD riddled 5 year old came up with the "design" for this site? This isn't the '90s, people have web design down pretty well. It turns out you can make a webpage that has some organization and flow...whatever, you get the point.

/This isn't 'nam, there are rules
 
2013-06-01 12:07:44 PM  

damnproud1388: 1. That's Jennifer Lopez, not Beyonce (if that were a picture of her from behind, this might be excusable fappable)


FTFY
 
2013-06-01 12:13:52 PM  

Eddie Ate Dynamite: plushpuppy: Stay with me here but I have some information that is going to freak a lot of you out.

I never read Reddit, many people never read Reddit.  We don't care that the headline was taken from Reddit.

Maybe I'm just old or something, but every time I go to Reddit I'm like what ADD riddled 5 year old came up with the "design" for this site? This isn't the '90s, people have web design down pretty well. It turns out you can make a webpage that has some organization and flow...whatever, you get the point.

/This isn't 'nam, there are rules



upvoted
 
2013-06-01 12:22:49 PM  
See my vest, see my vest.  Made of real gorilla chest.
 
2013-06-01 12:27:24 PM  
She looks like Muscle Princess from Adventure Time.
 
2013-06-01 12:33:49 PM  

plushpuppy: Stay with me here but I have some information that is going to freak a lot of you out.

I never read Reddit, many people never read Reddit.  We don't care that the headline was taken from Reddit.


Preach.
 
2013-06-01 12:34:28 PM  
I am very happy now that I know that I have no idea what bouncee looks like.  Headline of the year.  Subby is not racist, subby simply stopped giving a shiat about about modern american "culture", such as it is.  It is far more sad that the rest of you knew immediately that it was JayLo.  I pity you.
 
2013-06-01 12:44:39 PM  
I'm not one to always complain about the greenlighting process, but I have noticed a couple of things:

1) It sames to be from the same cadre of uber-submitters: I'm guessing they have RSS feeds to all the main sites that FARK trolls from. Either that, or they see an article in a sidebar from another greenlit article. The main concern here is that many green-lights from this cadre seem to take priority over the occasional submitters even though their headlines are not as original or funny.
2) Many of the headlines are just lines from the article, or a blatant ripoff of the headline from the site linked. - This speaks for itself
3) Often times it's a link to a site that links to a crappy blog - Would it be so hard just for subbies/modmins to simply link to the original source?

/not mad bro
//loves this site
///hates (Featured Partners)
 
2013-06-01 12:49:01 PM  
lets repeat again..... Crappy photoshop of her red fur arms


/Swimsuit, thigh high boots and furry arms are just what todays kids love.
//If your loved artist is using auto-tune, please kill it with fire.(the auto-tune that is).
 
2013-06-01 12:49:32 PM  
Headline stolen from Reddit, plus. it's farking J.lo.


-1 for Subby.
 
2013-06-01 12:52:07 PM  
Now with double the meaning!

img2u.info
 
2013-06-01 12:57:04 PM  
This is the shiat that gets greenlighted (greenlit?) On Fark these days? I used to tell people they should check out Fark, it was a good site with interesting articles and interesting comments. Used to.
 
2013-06-01 01:08:56 PM  

titwrench: This is the shiat that gets greenlighted (greenlit?) On Fark these days? I used to tell people they should check out Fark, it was a good site with interesting articles and interesting comments. Used to.



Your comment is very interesting.  A+++ would read again.
 
2013-06-01 01:35:55 PM  

plushpuppy: Stay with me here but I have some information that is going to freak a lot of you out.

I never read Reddit, many people never read Reddit.  We don't care that the headline was taken from Reddit.


What is weird though is the Reddit headline is exactly the same in every way except the Reddit headline got the name right.........how did the subby fark that up?

Maybe subby could have come up with his own headline
 
2013-06-01 01:37:07 PM  
Lame
 
2013-06-01 01:43:46 PM  
oi47.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-01 01:48:09 PM  

Eddie Ate Dynamite: plushpuppy: Stay with me here but I have some information that is going to freak a lot of you out.

I never read Reddit, many people never read Reddit.  We don't care that the headline was taken from Reddit.

Maybe I'm just old or something, but every time I go to Reddit I'm like what ADD riddled 5 year old came up with the "design" for this site? This isn't the '90s, people have web design down pretty well. It turns out you can make a webpage that has some organization and flow...whatever, you get the point.

/This isn't 'nam, there are rules


When your site gets popular enough you can ignore those complaints. Isn't Reddit one of the most popular sites in the world? Right around top 100?

In short you'll get over it.
 
2013-06-01 01:59:25 PM  
Carth: When your site gets popular enough you can ignore those complaints. Isn't Reddit one of the most popular sites in the world? Right around top 100?

In short you'll get over it.


Yeah, well...*mumble*
 
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