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(CTV News)   Jesse Ventura threatens presidential bid with running mate Howard Stern. Admits he can't see Russia from Sarah Palins' back porch   (ctvnews.ca) divider line 193
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2013-05-31 11:44:12 PM  
Well, that would sure break the monotony.
 
2013-05-31 11:52:46 PM  
I voted for him once.
 
2013-06-01 12:00:14 AM  
dumb and dumber for prez!
 
2013-06-01 12:00:26 AM  
He said he would run on an anti-war platform, and his first act would be to close the military prison in Guantanamo Bay and return the naval base to Cuba.Why does this sound so familliar?
 
2013-06-01 12:03:37 AM  
He needs to win, so the world can finally know the TRUTH about 9/11 and the government's HAARP weather control station!
 
2013-06-01 12:04:24 AM  
He said he would run on an anti-war platform, and his first act would be to close the military prison in Guantanamo Bay and return the naval base to CubaWhy does this sound so familliar?
 
2013-06-01 12:11:41 AM  
I would love a daily radio show from the VP mansion. The whole first show would be all about all the tunnels Cheney had dug and where they go.
 
2013-06-01 12:14:26 AM  

spman: He said he would run on an anti-war platform, and his first act would be to close the military prison in Guantanamo Bay and return the naval base to CubaWhy does this sound so familliar?


Why does this post sound so familiar?
 
2013-06-01 12:16:35 AM  
Oh God. Please do this. Please. Hand the presidential victory to the Dems through sheer derp, Jessie.

spman: He said he would run on an anti-war platform, and his first act would be to close the military prison in Guantanamo Bay and return the naval base to CubaWhy does this sound so familliar?


Because Obama has tried and the Republican-controlled House and local officials at the prison sites chosen to house combatants raised holy hell and threw up roadblocks every step of the way?
 
2013-06-01 12:22:43 AM  
Okaaaaaay.
 
2013-06-01 12:24:09 AM  
He's out of his mind.

But I'd vote for him.

Not because I want to watch the world burn, but because the more "sane" and "rational" politicians seem to be doing a fine job of burning the world as it is.

Maybe it's time we had an HONEST lunatic for once.
 
2013-06-01 12:30:46 AM  
He's running? He ain't got time to run.
 
2013-06-01 12:32:30 AM  
Oh, and I'm still waiting for Carl Weathers to take public office so we can get a Predator politics trifecta.
 
2013-06-01 12:39:05 AM  

fusillade762: Oh, and I'm still waiting for Carl Weathers to take public office so we can get a Predator politics trifecta.


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Knows how you feel...
 
2013-06-01 12:39:18 AM  
You laugh, but he'll cure the agricultural crisis with Brawndo.
 
2013-06-01 12:51:22 AM  

Shostie: He needs to win, so the world can finally know the TRUTH about 9/11 and the government's HAARP weather control station!


Laugh while you can, monkey boy. But Obama is using his weather weapon to beat Oklahoma into submission as we speak.
 
2013-06-01 12:57:11 AM  

Notabunny: Shostie: He needs to win, so the world can finally know the TRUTH about 9/11 and the government's HAARP weather control station!

Laugh while you can, monkey boy. But Obama is using his weather weapon to beat Oklahoma into submission as we speak.


THANKS, OBAMA!
 
2013-06-01 01:00:40 AM  
After every disaster or national tragedy Ventura would have to wonder if he ordered a false flag op, or if that is only what he wants himself to think.
 
2013-06-01 02:45:00 AM  

log_jammin: After every disaster or national tragedy Ventura would have to wonder if he ordered a false flag op, or if that is only what he wants himself to think.


lol, pure gold
+1
 
2013-06-01 04:25:37 AM  
Isn't there another thread about how liberals don't have crazy?

Ventura isn't liberal, but Fark liberals shure love him.
 
2013-06-01 04:37:29 AM  
So, Jesse Ventura is gettin' it on with Palin's back porch? Well, hell, everybody knows crazy women are freaks in the sack.
 
m00
2013-06-01 04:39:04 AM  
Has my vote.

I have a lot of respect for Stern. I had the radio on when 9/11 happened. He was the only DJ that actually covered it from the beginning as it was happening. Everyone else was waiting for authorization from superiors. Stern went into "serious news" mode, and I was very impressed with his ability to be professional.
 
2013-06-01 04:42:09 AM  
I think those rat bastards would let the military run wild internationally but that at home they would rollback the overreaching police powers that Bush2 began and Obama has nurtured. It would be a great day for net eutrality but a shiatty day to be on government assistance, they would be a major hit at home but those dudes would just totally fail at a G20 summit. Angela Merkel would tear them to shreds in the EU. But holy shiat, the Conservative Party in Canada would think they were nigh unto gods. Toronto might even annex itself and become the 51st state just to live under the thrall of Howard Stern for 4 yeras.
 
2013-06-01 04:43:15 AM  
FTA:
He said he's approached radio shock jock Howard Stern about being his running mate, and Stern expressed interest.

Odd question, but has anyone (besides an incumbent)  ever run for president in a primary with their VP already announced.
 
2013-06-01 04:44:48 AM  

m00: Has my vote.

I have a lot of respect for Stern. I had the radio on when 9/11 happened. He was the only DJ that actually covered it from the beginning as it was happening. Everyone else was waiting for authorization from superiors. Stern went into "serious news" mode, and I was very impressed with his ability to be professional.


I'm not sure that one act of professional journalism excuses 15 years of childish misogyny.
 
2013-06-01 04:45:40 AM  

Lsherm: Ventura isn't liberal, but Fark liberals shure love him.


do you ever get tired of just making shiat up?
 
m00
2013-06-01 04:47:32 AM  

Kahabut: I'm not sure that one act of professional journalism excuses 15 years of childish misogyny.


We elected Bush and Clinton twice, right?
 
2013-06-01 04:50:07 AM  
I would totally register to vote for those two, if only for the off chance they'd win and the 'outrage' and whining that would follow.

/now that's entertainment
//not that they'd win
///i would in fact like to watch the world burn
 
2013-06-01 04:50:51 AM  
This is something that disgruntled conservatives and liberals could rally around, even if they just did it to discuss topics that won't normally go on the table.

For instance, socially liberal and relatively economically  conservative people of both parties would enjoy discussing civil liberties, the police state, defense spending, ect.  Something that does not happen in Republican and Democratic presidental debates.

/Would like to see the reaction of post 2008 "libertarians" in this discussion.
 
2013-06-01 04:51:59 AM  

Notabunny: Shostie: He needs to win, so the world can finally know the TRUTH about 9/11 and the government's HAARP weather control station!

Laugh while you can, monkey boy. But Obama is using his weather weapon to beat Oklahoma into submission as we speak.


If so, he missed. If Obama wanted to HAARP a state into submission, it would be Kansas.

Just sayin'
 
2013-06-01 04:52:41 AM  
Lots of DJs covered 9/11 properly.  Stern was just had the widest audience.
 
2013-06-01 04:53:40 AM  
Kahabut
m00: Has my vote.
I have a lot of respect for Stern. I had the radio on when 9/11 happened. He was the only DJ that actually covered it from the beginning as it was happening. Everyone else was waiting for authorization from superiors. Stern went into "serious news" mode, and I was very impressed with his ability to be professional.
I'm not sure that one act of professional journalism excuses 15 years of childish misogyny.


Copy that Kahabut, the Patriarchy and it's series of microaggressions need to be put in check.
 
2013-06-01 04:55:48 AM  
I'll only vote for them if Rowdy Roddy Piper gets to be Secretary of State.
 
2013-06-01 04:58:11 AM  

m00: Kahabut: I'm not sure that one act of professional journalism excuses 15 years of childish misogyny.

We elected Bush and Clinton twice, right?


I don't know who voted for, but I didn't elect Bush at all.

Clinton isn't a misogynist, he's a womanizer.  TOTALLY different breed.
 
2013-06-01 05:01:14 AM  
The 2 of them would be the most moderate reasonable sound thinking candidates the republicans could muster at this point.

sure beats romney and ryan in any event
 
2013-06-01 05:03:25 AM  

SpdrJay: I'll only vote for them if Rowdy Roddy Piper gets to be Secretary of State.


He'd need a lot of bubblegum to be diplomatic.
 
2013-06-01 05:04:06 AM  
I realize I'm only posting this to DreamFark but when I wake up I'm gonna lay this doozy on the Fark community.

President Jesse Ventura?
Vice President Howard Stern?

I need to stop eating so close to bedtime, it makes me dream all kinds of wacky shiat.
 
2013-06-01 05:05:45 AM  
If the other choices are Hilary Clinton and Rand Paul, they'd probably get my vote.

Oh yeah, and this: http://nota.org - we need it bad.
 
2013-06-01 05:06:40 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: SpdrJay: I'll only vote for them if Rowdy Roddy Piper gets to be Secretary of State.

He'd need a lot of bubblegum to be diplomatic.


How about secretary of defense george "the animal" steele?
 
2013-06-01 05:12:44 AM  
I'd vote for him as long as he reminds the big (I). Time to get rid of both (D)s AND (R)s. We need independent thinkers, not people who just show up and vote party lines. He may not have been the best governor for MN, but he was better than pretty much anybody we've had since.
 
2013-06-01 05:18:12 AM  
It's a gimmick. Ventura gets his name in the paper (AW), and Stern hopes to get more listeners. This is about as likely as a John Stewart/Steven Colbert ticket in 2016.
 
2013-06-01 05:18:13 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Angela Merkel would tear them to shreds in the EU.


So which one is going to give her a shoulder massage? Would it be creepier coming from Ventura or Stern?
 
2013-06-01 05:18:37 AM  
Not sure if serious or just attention whore

He said he's approached radio shock jock Howard Stern about being his running mate, and Stern expressed interest.

Leaning towards AW now.

Ventura pulled up his tie-dye shirt at one point to show off his toned abdomen muscles to prove he was in good health.

What, no hand stand?
 
2013-06-01 05:20:20 AM  
MmmmBacon
It's a gimmick. Ventura gets his name in the paper (AW), and Stern hopes to get more listeners. This is about as likely as a John Stewart/Steven Colbert ticket in 2016.


Why not. The interesting part is they might easily get the votes to be put on the ticket in all fifty states.
 
2013-06-01 05:20:48 AM  
I like the photo included of him looking like a retirement age Trustafarian.
 
2013-06-01 05:35:07 AM  

Lsherm: Ventura isn't liberal, but Fark liberals shure love him.


Finding someone highly amusing isn't the same as wanting to vote for them. Ventura's brand of bugfark crazy gets a pass from me because he's refreshingly honest. But he's still nuttier than squirrel sh*t.
 
m00
2013-06-01 05:36:48 AM  

dickfreckle: Finding someone highly amusing isn't the same as wanting to vote for them. Ventura's brand of bugfark crazy gets a pass from me because he's refreshingly honest. But he's still nuttier than squirrel sh*t.


Well, be that as it may I don't think he'd sell us to lobbyists, corporations, or special interests.
 
2013-06-01 05:39:14 AM  
2016 Speaker of the House
www.therichest.org
 
2013-06-01 05:41:23 AM  
Better than W.
 
2013-06-01 05:43:49 AM  

hardinparamedic: Notabunny: Shostie: He needs to win, so the world can finally know the TRUTH about 9/11 and the government's HAARP weather control station!

Laugh while you can, monkey boy. But Obama is using his weather weapon to beat Oklahoma into submission as we speak.

THANKS, OBAMA!


The 'thanks obama' meme is as stale as last week's bread in your mom's shut your mouth.
 
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