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(Reuters)   What's the world coming to if you can't parade your donkey on the balcony for some entertainment?   (reuters.com) divider line 33
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2013-05-31 11:56:37 PM
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2013-06-01 12:08:58 AM
Poor donkey.  I guess he'll just have to piss all over the balcony and it will drip down past the windows on the floor below.  I wonder if yellow rain sparkles in the sun light.
 
2013-06-01 12:58:03 AM
Am I obligated to throw a string of beads to the goddamned thing?
 
2013-06-01 02:39:58 AM
I am assuming donkey is a euphemism for penis?

DNRTFA
 
2013-06-01 02:40:21 AM
DNRTMFA

Is "Parading the Donkey" some sort of euphemism?
 
2013-06-01 02:41:11 AM

AGremlin: I am assuming donkey is a euphemism for penis?

DNRTFA


Great minds think alike and simul-post!
 
2013-06-01 02:44:58 AM
Asked why the donkey was out, she replied Lola "needed to breathe."

Well, that does it.  I now must write a short erotic story with that as the opening line.
 
2013-06-01 02:49:41 AM

phrawgh: AGremlin: I am assuming donkey is a euphemism for penis?

DNRTFA

Great minds think alike and simul-post!


No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.
 
2013-06-01 02:53:49 AM
Doesn't everyone enjoy a donkey show?
 
2013-06-01 02:55:34 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: phrawgh: AGremlin: I am assuming donkey is a euphemism for penis?

DNRTFA

Great minds think alike and simul-post!

No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.


By that much...
 
2013-06-01 03:11:51 AM
anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-01 03:14:07 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.


There is a fair bit of wiggle room in the fark time stamp.
 
2013-06-01 03:16:05 AM

UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.

There is a fair bit of wiggle room in the fark time stamp.


Excuses.
 
2013-06-01 03:19:58 AM

wildcardjack: [anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com image 480x272]


Can for this.

/leaving
 
2013-06-01 03:21:13 AM
Hey Donkey...

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care
 
2013-06-01 03:22:40 AM

styckx: wildcardjack: [anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com image 480x272]

Can for this.


You gotta pay money for that shiat, bro.  Canned goods aren't acceptable tender.
 
2013-06-01 03:25:59 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.

There is a fair bit of wiggle room in the fark time stamp.

Excuses.


farkING SERVER LAG ASSHOLE
 
2013-06-01 03:26:05 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-01 03:30:28 AM

UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.

There is a fair bit of wiggle room in the fark time stamp.

Excuses.

farkING SERVER LAG ASSHOLE


who twisted YOUR digital titties?
 
2013-06-01 03:34:20 AM
Making change at the Quarterhorse stage.
 
2013-06-01 03:37:00 AM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.

There is a fair bit of wiggle room in the fark time stamp.

Excuses.

farkING SERVER LAG ASSHOLE

who twisted YOUR digital titties?


SINCE WHEN DO PEOPLE TAKE CAPS TEXT SERIOUSLY ON FARK?
/seriously not serious
 
2013-06-01 03:39:58 AM

UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: The All-Powerful Atheismo: No, sorry... what you mean is he beat you.

There is a fair bit of wiggle room in the fark time stamp.

Excuses.

farkING SERVER LAG ASSHOLE

who twisted YOUR digital titties?

SINCE WHEN DO PEOPLE TAKE CAPS TEXT SERIOUSLY ON FARK?
/seriously not serious


Ever since capital letters became THE SYMBOL OF ALL TRUTH AND HONESTY ON THE INTERNET.
 
2013-06-01 04:00:27 AM
www.toyarchive.com
 
2013-06-01 04:08:21 AM
farking Democrats. Always causing trouble.
 
2013-06-01 04:16:25 AM
Guys, you're making asses of yourselves.
 
2013-06-01 04:22:48 AM
My new neighbor has a couple of donkeys.  One of them brays several times a day for no obvious reason.  Just stands in the middle of the field and brays while the other one looks at him like he's a loon.  It'd be pretty annoying if we didn't have a lot of space.  I guess it's better than the old neighbor's horse that screamed like a woman.  Christ, that sent chills down my spine the first time I heard it.
 
2013-06-01 04:27:00 AM
While I hold a license to hold a penis with deadly intent, I don't currently own any animals.

With that aside,

I waive my rights to be a witness.
 
2013-06-01 05:07:04 AM
Oh hey Ted!
 
2013-06-01 06:41:40 AM
Performing on a stool, we've a sight to make you drool,
Seven virgins and a mule. Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
 
2013-06-01 07:39:06 AM
onmilwaukee.com
 
2013-06-01 07:54:27 AM
Well done. What does it matter to you?
 
2013-06-01 08:09:11 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Am I obligated to throw a string of beads to the goddamned thing?


I clicked the link half-expecting it to be from New Orleans. There's a Shetland pony/fat tourist/stripper story that's just too ridiculous to discuss with a straight face. I have hundreds of these tales and sometimes have trouble sleeping.
 
2013-06-01 07:51:35 PM

SpdrJay: Doesn't everyone enjoy a donkey show?


You don't want to see a Belgian donkey show.  Trust me on this.
 
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