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2013-05-31 05:49:29 PM
Where does she find the time to smoke all that meth?
 
2013-05-31 05:51:08 PM
It would be pretty funny if Lance's theory that this isn't really Amanda Bynes turned out to be right.
 
2013-05-31 05:53:38 PM
Maybe we'll get lucky and Sasha Grey will come out of retirement for an epic Bynes/Gray porno.  You know something's coming.
 
2013-05-31 05:57:29 PM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-31 05:58:43 PM

Flappyhead: Where does she find the time to smoke all that meth?


Pipe in mouth, lighter in one hand, and phone in the other while texting with her thumb.
 
2013-05-31 06:00:58 PM
I follow her on twitter and send her nice message.

I don't want to have sex with her, but if she off's herself I'd like to know I did the bare minimum to make her feel better.

I guess a twitter message is one step up from a prayer, because something was actually done, even tho it isn't much at all.
 
2013-05-31 06:02:09 PM

Bane of Broone: Flappyhead: Where does she find the time to smoke all that meth?

Pipe in mouth, lighter in one hand, and phone in the other while texting with her thumb.


Oh a multitasker.  I wonder if she could fit some vagina murdering in there at the same time.
 
2013-05-31 06:11:44 PM

MetaCarpal: It would be pretty funny if Lance's theory that this isn't really Amanda Bynes turned out to be right.


In my own mind, both Bynes and Lohan are in reality living together in a quiet Tuscan village free to have tons of lesbian sex, away from the fame and backstabbing of show business. The 2 crackheads are really stand ins that collect the tabloid checks for the real ones...
 
2013-05-31 06:11:54 PM
images.nationalgeographic.com
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/hot, if they show up
 
2013-05-31 06:12:56 PM
I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.
 
2013-05-31 06:20:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.


Mania can make people act really,really farking weird.
 
2013-05-31 06:24:17 PM
She's today's Frances Farmer.
 
2013-05-31 06:28:36 PM
Your ass is grass, Bass! That's what she should've said.
 
2013-05-31 06:31:36 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: She's today's Frances Farmer Margot Kidder.

 
2013-05-31 06:37:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.


Google Dan Schneider Amanda Bynes  and you'll see why she had a mental breakdown, I think.
 
2013-05-31 06:37:27 PM
Bane of Broone: AdolfOliverPanties: She's today's Frances Farmer Margot Kidder has been.
 
2013-05-31 06:38:11 PM
Who is she anyway?
 
2013-05-31 06:42:58 PM

ZeroCorpse: scottydoesntknow: I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.

Google Dan Schneider Amanda Bynes  and you'll see why she had a mental breakdown, I think.


i1.kym-cdn.com

/That's some weird shiat right there
 
2013-05-31 06:46:24 PM
No talent or career? The dude is a gay guy who took Danielle Fishel to her prom. I'd say that's talent.
 
2013-05-31 06:55:59 PM
Lance never got flown to the ISS.  Can we send Amanda instead?  No return postage.
 
2013-05-31 07:25:35 PM
I'm sorry, I missed her earlier career... did she used to be a rocket scientist or something or do people just like taking shots at an easy mark of a young celeb who's probably struggling with way more stress than most people see in their entire lifetimes?
 
2013-05-31 07:30:04 PM

stonelotus: I'm sorry, I missed her earlier career... did she used to be a rocket scientist or something or do people just like taking shots at an easy mark of a young celeb who's probably struggling with way more stress than most people see in their entire lifetimes?


What does she have to be stressed about, whatsoever?
 
2013-05-31 07:53:45 PM
To be fair, he is an ugly ex boy band member w/ no talent or career.
 
2013-05-31 07:55:44 PM

T.rex: stonelotus: I'm sorry, I missed her earlier career... did she used to be a rocket scientist or something or do people just like taking shots at an easy mark of a young celeb who's probably struggling with way more stress than most people see in their entire lifetimes?

What does she have to be stressed about, whatsoever?


Uh, having to live up to a standard of beauty?
Possibly being raped when she was a kid?
Possibly getting preggo from said rapists and having to abort the baby?
 
2013-05-31 08:04:31 PM
I secretly wish margot kidder had access to twitter in the early nineties.
 
2013-05-31 08:16:56 PM
Well, I think I'll go turn myself off,
And go on down
All the way down
Really ain't no use in me hanging around
In your kinda scene
 
2013-05-31 08:18:08 PM
It's cocaine, right?

It's cocaine.
 
2013-05-31 08:29:04 PM

retarded: It's cocaine, right?

It's cocaine.


My guess is mental illness...you get brother dealt with a bad case back in 2006.
 
2013-05-31 08:43:51 PM
I'm not a psychiatrist, nor do I profess to be one online or in real life, but based on everything I've read about schizophrenia.....she's got it.  I'm sure the drugs are exacerbating it, as they are wont to do, but unlike Lohan who is just a drug addict, I think Bynes has legitimate mental health issues.  I could give a damn about the fact she used to be famous, what bothers me is someone with a potentially undiagnosed mental illness is out running the streets, driving cars, doing God knows what, and not a damn thing can be done to stop her until she tries to kill herself or someone else.

Get this woman some help, by force if you have to, for fark's sake.
 
2013-05-31 08:44:02 PM
younger, not you get
 
2013-05-31 08:55:03 PM
I read that as Lance Vance
24.media.tumblr.com
And thought, I guess he was her supplier, until they killed his brother
 
2013-05-31 08:58:47 PM

rocky_howard: T.rex: stonelotus: I'm sorry, I missed her earlier career... did she used to be a rocket scientist or something or do people just like taking shots at an easy mark of a young celeb who's probably struggling with way more stress than most people see in their entire lifetimes?

What does she have to be stressed about, whatsoever?

Uh, having to live up to a standard of beauty?
Possibly being raped when she was a kid?
Possibly getting preggo from said rapists and having to abort the baby?


What standard of beauty?  She used to be naturally hot.   She's not in the biz any longer, and has disposable income.  What standard?

The other 2 things are rumors, and she was normal until the past year.
Girl is a drugged out wacko... Thats not taking shots... thats calling it as it is... Making up rumors about her being raped, is taking shots.
 
2013-05-31 09:07:11 PM

ZeroCorpse: scottydoesntknow: I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.

Google Dan Schneider Amanda Bynes  and you'll see why she had a mental breakdown, I think.


I doubt Dan Schneider went pedo on her. Dude would have been insane pedo on the iCarly and Victorious gals...and no reports or rumors about that. He also canned a tutor who tried to physically educate one of the gals from his show. And, he never would have Hungry Girl as his wife if there were any truth to that rumor
 
2013-05-31 09:07:39 PM

T.rex: rocky_howard: T.rex: stonelotus: I'm sorry, I missed her earlier career... did she used to be a rocket scientist or something or do people just like taking shots at an easy mark of a young celeb who's probably struggling with way more stress than most people see in their entire lifetimes?

What does she have to be stressed about, whatsoever?

Uh, having to live up to a standard of beauty?
Possibly being raped when she was a kid?
Possibly getting preggo from said rapists and having to abort the baby?

What standard of beauty?  She used to be naturally hot.   She's not in the biz any longer, and has disposable income.  What standard?

The other 2 things are rumors, and she was normal until the past year.
Girl is a drugged out wacko... Thats not taking shots... thats calling it as it is... Making up rumors about her being raped, is taking shots.


From what's been surfacing it's actually been slowly getting worse for a few years. It's just now the behavior has gotten bad enough to be news worthy.
 
2013-05-31 09:10:02 PM

AngryDragon: Maybe we'll get lucky and Sasha Grey will come out of retirement for an epic Bynes/Gray porno.  You know something's coming.


Slap My Vagina.... from Vivid
 
2013-05-31 09:12:10 PM

Flappyhead: Bane of Broone: Flappyhead: Where does she find the time to smoke all that meth?

Pipe in mouth, lighter in one hand, and phone in the other while texting with her thumb.

Oh a multitasker.  I wonder if she could fit some vagina murdering in there at the same time.


NO because all y'all are UGLY and she's WAY too pretty for you to be her boyfriend!

/as IF
 
2013-05-31 09:43:43 PM

FloridaFarkTag: AngryDragon: Maybe we'll get lucky and Sasha Grey will come out of retirement for an epic Bynes/Gray porno.  You know something's coming.

Slap My Vagina.... from Vivid


and the Prequel: Murder My Vagina
 
2013-05-31 09:49:12 PM
Well played, Amanda...

affairsmagazine.com
 
2013-05-31 10:07:19 PM

FloridaFarkTag: ZeroCorpse: scottydoesntknow: I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.

Google Dan Schneider Amanda Bynes  and you'll see why she had a mental breakdown, I think.

I doubt Dan Schneider went pedo on her. Dude would have been insane pedo on the iCarly and Victorious gals...and no reports or rumors about that. He also canned a tutor who tried to physically educate one of the gals from his show. And, he never would have Hungry Girl as his wife if there were any truth to that rumor


There have been rumors about him and other girls though, not just her. For years now.
 
2013-05-31 10:28:24 PM

Harry_Seldon: Well played, Amanda...

[affairsmagazine.com image 440x330]


Difficulty: no Casey Affleck filming her. That was what gave Joaquin Phoenix away.
 
2013-05-31 10:30:11 PM

ambercat: FloridaFarkTag: ZeroCorpse: scottydoesntknow: I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.

Google Dan Schneider Amanda Bynes  and you'll see why she had a mental breakdown, I think.

I doubt Dan Schneider went pedo on her. Dude would have been insane pedo on the iCarly and Victorious gals...and no reports or rumors about that. He also canned a tutor who tried to physically educate one of the gals from his show. And, he never would have Hungry Girl as his wife if there were any truth to that rumor

There have been rumors about him and other girls though, not just her. For years now.


It's possible.  Thing is there is no way Nickelodean could have avoided a lawsuit for this long unless he's got one huge black book of photos.
 
2013-05-31 10:35:12 PM
As someone who took a class in psychology at my local community college, I can give some insight into Amanda's psyche and clinically speaking, biatch be crazy.
 
2013-05-31 10:58:23 PM
Flappyhead:
It's possible.  Thing is there is no way Nickelodean could have avoided a lawsuit for this long unless he's got one huge black book of photos.

Those same rumormongers say most female celebrities are in a clandestine prostitution ring for Arab oil barons, too. These women (the customer base of the gossip stuff) hate celebrities doing good for themselves almost as much as they hate not reading, watching, or thinking about celebrities.
 
2013-05-31 11:14:52 PM

The_Sponge: retarded: It's cocaine, right?

It's cocaine.

My guess is mental illness...you get brother dealt with a bad case back in 2006.


Psychological trauma.  Pretty little girl with a lot of life potential.  Gets touched in an illegal way by people who constantly call her pretty(probably at the same time).  She then uglifies herself, since being pretty is what got her touched in the first place, and does anything to drive that kind of attention away, but still subconsciously needs some attention so she acts out garnering loads of attention of a different sort.

She fits the profile perfectly anyhow.

Either way, I don't think it's only drugs.  She may be on all kinds of things that enhance the crazy, but the real source is something deeply personal.
 
2013-05-31 11:23:13 PM
In between days...
 
2013-06-01 12:13:38 AM

Flappyhead: ambercat: FloridaFarkTag: ZeroCorpse: scottydoesntknow: I've been sayin it since day 1, she's got something wrong with her. It's not like Lohan or anyone who went fame-crazy, she's got some misfiring neurons up there or something.

Google Dan Schneider Amanda Bynes  and you'll see why she had a mental breakdown, I think.

I doubt Dan Schneider went pedo on her. Dude would have been insane pedo on the iCarly and Victorious gals...and no reports or rumors about that. He also canned a tutor who tried to physically educate one of the gals from his show. And, he never would have Hungry Girl as his wife if there were any truth to that rumor

There have been rumors about him and other girls though, not just her. For years now.

It's possible.  Thing is there is no way Nickelodean could have avoided a lawsuit for this long unless he's got one huge black book of photos.


Consider the recent situation at the BBC.
 
2013-06-01 12:43:24 AM

FloridaFarkTag: AngryDragon: Maybe we'll get lucky and Sasha Grey will come out of retirement for an epic Bynes/Gray porno.  You know something's coming.

Slap My Vagina.... from Vivid

MFX Productions

FTFY

/Two has-beens, one cup
//Kidding
///Love me some Sasha Grey
 
2013-06-01 02:37:34 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Flappyhead:
It's possible.  Thing is there is no way Nickelodean could have avoided a lawsuit for this long unless he's got one huge black book of photos.

Those same rumormongers say most female celebrities are in a clandestine prostitution ring for Arab oil barons, too. These women (the customer base of the gossip stuff) hate celebrities doing good for themselves almost as much as they hate not reading, watching, or thinking about celebrities.


Gossip mongering is a huge industry yes, but take the BBC stuff for example. Sometimes it's not all smoke. There are some environments where what most people consider normal isn't. Wall Street and corruption for example, and sadly, the entertainment industry and what happens to child celebrities, of both genders.
 
2013-06-01 04:51:40 AM

basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 500x300]


Every. Single. Time.

I don't enjoy using the phrase "bloody farking coont" yet I believe that at certain times it may be warranted...
 
2013-06-01 07:37:16 AM

yukichigai: /Two has-beens, one cup
//Kidding
///Love me some Sasha Grey


Actually, Ms. Grey has been doing better than Ms. Bynes in the Serious Acting Department recently...


2.bp.blogspot.com

/ I only put this picture on here because she's a lot less of a train wreck than Amanda Bynes
\ and a hell of a lot prettier
/ in my opinion
\ alternating slashies!
 
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