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(CBS News)   Kindergarten graduation ceremony breaks out during parent-involved brawl   ( ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, kindergarten graduation, Cleveland, kindergartens, WOIO, graduation, parents  
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4563 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 May 2013 at 3:52 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-31 04:07:30 PM  
4 votes:

cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

This will likely be the only graduation ceremony these kids will ever have. Who are you to deny them that?
2013-05-31 03:56:00 PM  
3 votes:
2013-05-31 04:00:39 PM  
2 votes:
2013-05-31 03:58:19 PM  
2 votes:
The  Michael R. White Elementary School... hmmmm... it's like rain on your wedding day...
2013-05-31 03:32:13 PM  
2 votes:

2013-05-31 08:17:53 PM  
1 vote:
At least it was only a brawl and not a murder like that poor little white girl at the bottom of that page. There's crazy and then there's Crazy.
2013-05-31 08:11:29 PM  
1 vote:

phirleh: "Police recovered a hammer at the scene, the station reports."
2013-05-31 06:38:43 PM  
1 vote:
Best line was from another article

FTOFA -  Michelle Guiden who graduated kindergarten with honors, left her ceremony in tears - an emotional wreck - clutching a drink for comfort given to her by her grandfather.

How in the hell do you graduate WITH HONORS from kindergarten.  Never color outside the lines, never push on the playground, know ALL the colors.

2013-05-31 05:32:36 PM  
1 vote:
Student Ethnicities -  Michael R. White Elementary SchoolEthnicitySchoolBlack, non-Hispanic99%White, non-Hispanic0.6%Native American or Native Alaskan0.3%I hate to stereotype but I stereotype.
2013-05-31 05:07:05 PM  
1 vote:
How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
2013-05-31 04:02:20 PM  
1 vote:

WhippingBoy: The  Michael R. White Elementary School... hmmmm... it's like rain on your wedding day...

Oh no, Michael R. Not.
2013-05-31 04:01:28 PM  
1 vote:
Police recovered a hammer at the scene
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