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(CBS News)   Kindergarten graduation ceremony breaks out during parent-involved brawl   (cbsnews.com) divider line 61
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2013-05-31 03:32:13 PM
mimg.ugo.com

WHO SPILLED DA PUNCH!!1!!
 
2013-05-31 03:55:58 PM
No punching over spilled punch?
 
2013-05-31 03:56:00 PM
WHO SPILLED DA GRAPE DRANK!?!?
 
2013-05-31 03:58:05 PM
No Ohio tag yet?
 
2013-05-31 03:58:19 PM
The  Michael R. White Elementary School... hmmmm... it's like rain on your wedding day...
 
2013-05-31 03:58:50 PM
BPP ... I knew it.

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2013-05-31 03:59:18 PM
I'm curious to see the mugshots....
 
2013-05-31 04:00:39 PM
i110.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-31 04:01:27 PM
Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire
 
2013-05-31 04:01:28 PM
Police recovered a hammer at the scene

www.clan-disconnected.com
 
2013-05-31 04:01:31 PM
Their parents must be proud.
 
2013-05-31 04:01:51 PM
Thanks darth
 
2013-05-31 04:02:20 PM

WhippingBoy: The  Michael R. White Elementary School... hmmmm... it's like rain on your wedding day...


Oh no, Michael R. Not.
 
2013-05-31 04:02:41 PM

darth_badger: BPP ... I knew it.

[msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x450]


Well....
 
2013-05-31 04:02:50 PM

cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire


They're silly, but they're for the kids, not the parents.  The preliminary fights before the main event are apparently for the parents in some schools, though.
 
2013-05-31 04:04:11 PM

darth_badger: BPP ... I knew it.

[msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x450]


What's farked up, I,m black and i knew it also
/sad
 
2013-05-31 04:07:30 PM

cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire


This will likely be the only graduation ceremony these kids will ever have. Who are you to deny them that?
 
2013-05-31 04:07:38 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: What's farked up, I,m black and i knew it also
/sad


Well, if it were a meth crime, I would have leaned the other way., , my ownself.
 
2013-05-31 04:08:09 PM
Liberalism has created quite an army of smug, self assured, special snowflakes.

Kindergarten graduation? Why the hell..
 
2013-05-31 04:11:20 PM
Up next on "When keeping it real goes wrong"...
 
2013-05-31 04:12:03 PM
Well, it breaks up the monotony of restaurant melees.
 
2013-05-31 04:17:30 PM

MyRandomName: Liberalism has created quite an army of smug, self assured, special snowflakes.

Kindergarten graduation? Why the hell..


Been going on for atleast 25 years now bud.
 
2013-05-31 04:20:38 PM

TheDumbBlonde: Well, it breaks up the monotony of restaurant melees.


Specifically, waffle houses.
 
2013-05-31 04:22:24 PM

WhippingBoy: cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

This will likely be the only graduation ceremony these kids will ever have. Who are you to deny them that?


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-31 04:23:27 PM

Nabb1: cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

They're silly, but they're for the kids, not the parents.  The preliminary fights before the main event are apparently for the parents in some schools, though.


I laughed.

Isn't this like the third one in a couple weeks?
 
2013-05-31 04:25:30 PM

WhippingBoy: cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

This will likely be the only graduation ceremony these kids will ever have. Who are you to deny them that?


Oh Lawdy.
 
2013-05-31 04:27:48 PM
"Police recovered a hammer at the scene, the station reports."
chubstr.com
We asked you nicely, "Please Hammer, don't hurt em"
 
2013-05-31 04:29:40 PM

MyRandomName: Kindergarten graduation? Why the hell..


Most city schools go like this
Pre-K
Grammar school 1-8
High school 9-12

Suburban  schools break down different
Primary K-2
Intermediate 3-5
Middle 6-8
High 9-12
 
2013-05-31 04:34:57 PM

ferretman: WhippingBoy: cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

This will likely be the only graduation ceremony these kids will ever have. Who are you to deny them that?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 224x199]


It's only racist if it's an untrue stereotype
 
2013-05-31 04:35:55 PM

Nabb1: cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

They're silly, but they're for the kids, not the parents.  The preliminary fights before the main event are apparently for the parents in some schools, though.


Kindergarten? Geez, we didn't have a ceremony for any grade until we finished high school. I don't recall wanting one either.
 
2013-05-31 04:38:11 PM
Inciting a riot?

That's a bit harsh.
 
2013-05-31 04:41:32 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Most city schools go like this
Pre-K
Grammar school 1-8
High school 9-12

Suburban  schools break down different
Primary K-2
Intermediate 3-5
Middle 6-8
High 9-12


But white people's schools go like this.
Montessori School
Private school
Private prep school
Ivy league college.
Back up school for after the acid trips.
 
2013-05-31 04:43:50 PM

ferretman: WhippingBoy: cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

This will likely be the only graduation ceremony these kids will ever have. Who are you to deny them that?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 224x199]


You know I'm right.
 
2013-05-31 04:44:17 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: MyRandomName: Kindergarten graduation? Why the hell..

Most city schools go like this
Pre-K
Grammar school 1-8
High school 9-12

Suburban  schools break down different
Primary K-2
Intermediate 3-5
Middle 6-8
High 9-12


I was high during 9th-12th grade, too.

/not really
//12th grade to present
 
2013-05-31 04:44:47 PM

WhippingBoy: The  Michael R. White Elementary School... hmmmm... it's like rain on your wedding day...


Chocolate rain.
 
2013-05-31 04:59:05 PM
Fight broke out after punch was spilled. LOL

Then punches broke out, I guess.
 
2013-05-31 05:07:05 PM
How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
 
2013-05-31 05:13:30 PM
Who the hell brings a hammer to a graduation ceremony
 
2013-05-31 05:32:36 PM
Student Ethnicities -  Michael R. White Elementary SchoolEthnicitySchoolBlack, non-Hispanic99%White, non-Hispanic0.6%Native American or Native Alaskan0.3%I hate to stereotype but I stereotype.
 
2013-05-31 05:32:56 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: MyRandomName: Liberalism has created quite an army of smug, self assured, special snowflakes.

Kindergarten graduation? Why the hell..

Been going on for atleast 25 years now bud.


I graduated kindergarten in 1975.
 
2013-05-31 05:33:34 PM

Krymson Tyde: I graduated kindergarten in 1975.


*knucks*
 
2013-05-31 05:43:23 PM

WhippingBoy: cardex: Is it wrong to hope everyone that thinks kindergarten graduations are a good idea dies in a fire

This will likely be the only graduation ceremony these kids will ever have. Who are you to deny them that?



Stealing material from FreeRepublic, are we?
 
2013-05-31 05:48:27 PM

Nabb1: They're silly, but they're for the kids, not the parents.


Really? I thought they were for the parents. Neither of my crotchfruit could've given two shiats about their "graduations" from Pre-K and Kindergarten.

Me, I felt the same as my crotchfruits, and the "ceremonies" were boring as hell.

/25 bucks for caps and gowns for 4 and 5 year-olds?
//Ri-goddamned-diculous!
 
2013-05-31 05:48:37 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: MyRandomName: Kindergarten graduation? Why the hell..

Most city schools go like this
Pre-K
Grammar school 1-8
High school 9-12

Suburban  schools break down different
Primary K-2
Intermediate 3-5
Middle 6-8
High 9-12


We're the burbs.
K-5 - elementary
6-8 Middle
9-12 High.

They've started isolating 6th and 9th in their own hallways to help the transition
 
2013-05-31 05:49:13 PM

vudukungfu: drjekel_mrhyde: Most city schools go like this
Pre-K
Grammar school 1-8
High school 9-12

Suburban  schools break down different
Primary K-2
Intermediate 3-5
Middle 6-8
High 9-12

But white people's schools go like this.
Montessori School
Private school
Private prep school
Ivy league college.
Back up school for after the acid trips.


Ewe made me larf
 
2013-05-31 05:54:17 PM
People should attempt to stop perpetuating stereotypes.
 
2013-05-31 06:03:34 PM

TheDumbBlonde: People should attempt to stop perpetuating stereotypes.


People should attempt to stop stereotyping perpetuates?

/got nothin
//agreed
 
2013-05-31 06:38:43 PM
Best line was from another article

FTOFA -  Michelle Guiden who graduated kindergarten with honors, left her ceremony in tears - an emotional wreck - clutching a drink for comfort given to her by her grandfather.

How in the hell do you graduate WITH HONORS from kindergarten.  Never color outside the lines, never push on the playground, know ALL the colors.

WTF
 
2013-05-31 06:47:49 PM

SuperNinjaToad: Student Ethnicities -  Michael R. White Elementary SchoolEthnicitySchoolBlack, non-Hispanic99%White, non-Hispanic0.6%Native American or Native Alaskan0.3%I hate to stereotype but I stereotype.


Truth is truth

never apologize
 
2013-05-31 07:02:54 PM
To my dying day I'm gonna believe that graduations from preschool, kindergarten, elementary school, and middle school are farkin' ridiculous. What's next? Formal catered graduations for those who are successfully potty trained?
 
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