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(My Fox NY)   Thanks to Burger King we're one step closer to "Just strap a feedbag to my face"   (myfoxny.com) divider line 127
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2013-05-31 03:28:17 PM
Goes great with a Diet Coke enema.
 
2013-05-31 03:30:03 PM
That was funny.
 
2013-05-31 03:30:45 PM
When we all become internet capable cyborgs I can't wait to download bacon flavor directly to my brain!
 
2013-05-31 03:37:01 PM
Finally a fast food chain is doing something meaningful to combat obesity.

Mention the words "Burger King Strapon" and you'll surely lose your appetite.
 
2013-05-31 03:40:25 PM
You know, you can get a refill on any drink you want?
It's a great restaurant!
 
2013-05-31 03:42:33 PM
that's real???
 
2013-05-31 03:54:27 PM
You know how everyone always says Idiocracy is here?

They're wrong. Wall-E is here.
 
2013-05-31 04:03:44 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: You know, you can get a refill on any drink you want?
It's a great wonderful restaurant!


Pedantic to be sure, but get it right!
 
2013-05-31 04:04:40 PM
o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-05-31 04:05:14 PM
And for hands free drinking...

crujonessociety.com
 
2013-05-31 04:05:39 PM

Aarontology: You know how everyone always says Idiocracy is here?

They're wrong. Wall-E is here.


For idiocracy to get here, there would have to be a general trend towards stupidity.

Which there hasn't been, it just gets brought up as general this-current-generation-sucks ranting.
 
2013-05-31 04:05:42 PM

exick: Rev. Skarekroe: You know, you can get a refill on any drink you want?
It's a great wonderful restaurant!

Pedantic to be sure, but get it right!


What are you talking about?
I just love Burger King very much.
 
2013-05-31 04:07:19 PM
Goes great with Google Glass
 
2013-05-31 04:08:21 PM

some_beer_drinker: that's real???


I'm hoping there's a joke in there somewhere.  Not seeing it, although the idea is quite hilarious.  This seems to be for reals.
 
2013-05-31 04:08:23 PM
cdn-www.i-am-bored.com

I am ready for this thread.
 
2013-05-31 04:09:56 PM

some_beer_drinker: that's real???


It's not officially real until it gets listed on eBay by the hundreds. For now it's concept marketing.
 
2013-05-31 04:10:21 PM
^nice bloomberg keyboard...

About the whopper feedbag...what the fark, it doesn't even look practical.  You can't find 3 minutes out of your day to eat a sandwich?  Really?
 
2013-05-31 04:10:56 PM
Yeah, I read the article, then I looked at the URL to see if it might be a joke article.  I can't imagine being so busy that you need that device, but, I have known people who THINK they're that busy.
 
2013-05-31 04:11:06 PM
Seriously, though, how is this any different than a bong?
 
2013-05-31 04:11:13 PM
Can someone gimp that onto the iphone shadow thingy?
 
2013-05-31 04:11:15 PM
This makes me so sad... I can only eat 1/3rd of it.   :(
 
2013-05-31 04:11:18 PM
Homer: Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!

Marge: Is it really necessary to watch TV while we're eating? We're getting food all over.

Bart: If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.

Marge: You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-31 04:11:43 PM
Next is how many onion rings can fit on my penis.
 
2013-05-31 04:11:56 PM
I saw this on CNN.  I am hoping this is a hoax.
 
2013-05-31 04:12:17 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: You know, you can get a refill on any drink you want?
It's a great restaurant!


i1136.photobucket.com

Top notch, old man! Top notch!
 
2013-05-31 04:12:39 PM
 
2013-05-31 04:12:57 PM
I saw these in the local gas station yesterday. I was amused and saddened to see that regular Butterfingers are too hard for people to eat, so they're marketing the new ones as "Easy to Eat". Available in King Size, of course.

ocmit.com
 
2013-05-31 04:14:22 PM

Great Janitor: Yeah, I read the article, then I looked at the URL to see if it might be a joke article.  I can't imagine being so busy that you need that device, but, I have known people who THINK they're that busy.


The URL is not a BK.com one
 
2013-05-31 04:15:31 PM
Let me know when they've got one of those things for the "other end".

/by "other end", I mean my ass
 
2013-05-31 04:16:11 PM

uncleacid: Next is how many onion rings can fit on my penis.


Better let 'em cool off before you try that trick, little fella!
 
2013-05-31 04:16:17 PM

blatz514: And for hands free drinking...

[crujonessociety.com image 340x288]


Now, if they could just turn that burger into a burger shake, you could use that hat and really multitask.

It would be disgusting. Not that that stops people.
 
2013-05-31 04:16:53 PM
One step away? Isn't that basically a feed bag?
 
2013-05-31 04:18:04 PM
In other news. What burger king.  Our last one just closed in our city of 60,000 lol.  next closest is a 5 minute drive
 
2013-05-31 04:18:31 PM

uncleacid: Next is how many onion rings can fit on my penis.


Sir, is that secrete sauce on your face?
 
2013-05-31 04:18:47 PM
Now I want a Whopper. I'd even put up with the inexplicably explosive yet odorless gas that the Whopper -- and no other fast food burger -- always provides. But I can't because our local BK closed down (replaced with a Christ-Fil-A).

I wasn't surprised when the BK closed. The chances of getting the correct order from the drive-thru were about 50/50. Every time I went inside, it was chaos behind the counter. The manager always looked like he was under siege, with the thousand-yard food service stare.

tl;dr: Want a Whopper, can't have one because the local franchise owner was not emotionally strong enough to run a Burger King.
 
2013-05-31 04:20:21 PM
Apparently if you wanna get hired by whatever marketing firm Burger King has been employing for the past decade or so, all you have to do is fail a drug test.

My favorite gimmick of theirs was subservientchicken.com
 
2013-05-31 04:21:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-31 04:21:47 PM

CrazyCracka420: About the whopper feedbag...what the fark, it doesn't even look practical. You can't find 3 minutes out of your day to eat a sandwich? Really?


What the fark am I supposed to do? Eat a Double Whopper with cheeseTM with one hand, while talking on my iPhone TM, and holding my 64 oz Mountain DewTM, with one hand, smoke my Marlboro TM with one hand, and steer my gas-guzzling Ford TM with the other hand? How many farking hands do you think I have?
 
2013-05-31 04:23:00 PM
Definitely not yet feedbag level; it's missing the ability to hold multiple whoppers.
 
2013-05-31 04:23:11 PM
By the way: for those wondering whether this is a hoax, I will remind you that Burger King is the company that paid for and aired this advertisement.
 
2013-05-31 04:24:52 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 100x100]


Jesus! I have no idea who's creepier; the clown or that wax faced thing with the crown.
 
2013-05-31 04:24:56 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Finally a fast food chain is doing something meaningful to combat obesity.

Mention the words "Burger King Strapon" and you'll surely lose your appetite.


ugh, I already have!
 
2013-05-31 04:26:03 PM
I want my 30 seconds back.
 
2013-05-31 04:26:36 PM

SoCalChris: I saw these in the local gas station yesterday. I was amused and saddened to see that regular Butterfingers are too hard for people to eat, so they're marketing the new ones as "Easy to Eat". Available in King Size, of course.

[ocmit.com image 338x451]


Hey buddy, Butterfinger Ingestion Trauma or BIT is a real tragedy that affects hundreds of real people every year. People act like it is a joke, but let's see who's laughing when you're in the emergency room for a snacking related injury.
 
2013-05-31 04:28:43 PM

Chainsaw Turd Elf: SoCalChris: I saw these in the local gas station yesterday. I was amused and saddened to see that regular Butterfingers are too hard for people to eat, so they're marketing the new ones as "Easy to Eat". Available in King Size, of course.

[ocmit.com image 338x451]

Hey buddy, Butterfinger Ingestion Trauma or BIT is a real tragedy that affects hundreds of real people every year. People act like it is a joke, but let's see who's laughing when you're in the emergency room for a snacking related injury.


i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-31 04:28:51 PM
imagecache2.allposters.com

Likes the idea.
 
2013-05-31 04:30:52 PM
The Burger King Strap-on: For when you've decided you're never again going to have sex.
 
2013-05-31 04:31:31 PM
The Onion creates reality.
 
2013-05-31 04:31:31 PM
STUPID tag is tapping its foot.
 
2013-05-31 04:32:47 PM

WhippingBoy: Let me know when they've got one of those things for the "other end".

/by "other end", I mean my ass


Adult diapers? Dude, they already have those. They're great for marathon gaming sessions and long bus rides.
 
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