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2013-05-31 03:24:12 PM  
Big deal. He has new material he wants to profit from and didn't want to give it away
 
2013-05-31 03:27:47 PM  
I don't get how "Dane Cook refuses to let people see his act" is anything but an act of heroism
 
2013-05-31 03:37:23 PM  
C'mon guys.  He's got precious little fresh material.  Of course he's got to guard it.
 
2013-05-31 03:41:29 PM  
One Fund is the Dane Cook of charities
 
2013-05-31 03:45:43 PM  
He doesn't want to just give away those other comedians' material for nothing!
 
2013-05-31 03:50:58 PM  
Derek still likes him.

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2013-05-31 03:51:55 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Big deal. He has new material he wants to profit from and didn't want to give it away


So... do older material?
 
2013-05-31 03:56:24 PM  
Comedian Dane Cook

Is there another Dane Cook that I'm not aware of?
 
2013-05-31 03:56:57 PM  
Never heard of him.
 
2013-05-31 03:57:20 PM  

timujin: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Big deal. He has new material he wants to profit from and didn't want to give it away

So... do older material?


That would be cruel
 
2013-05-31 03:59:33 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Derek still likes him.

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+1
 
2013-05-31 04:04:31 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Big deal. He has new material he wants to profit from and didn't want to give it away



More like he doesn't want other comics to discover that he ripped them off and sue to prevent release before he has a chance to sell CDs to his few remaining fans.
 
2013-05-31 04:04:36 PM  
Dane Cook is an asshat.
 
2013-05-31 04:09:05 PM  
So wait.. he did material for a charity event but didn't want to give it away to the general public for free?  I'm not a fan of Dane Cook, but big farking deal.
 
2013-05-31 04:19:34 PM  
So he didn't want anyone to see Louis CK's newest material, what's the big deal?
 
2013-05-31 04:29:54 PM  

Hoban Washburne: So wait.. he did material for a charity event but didn't want to give it away to the general public for free?  I'm not a fan of Dane Cook, but big farking deal.

 
2013-05-31 04:32:05 PM  
He should have just done old material.
 
2013-05-31 04:33:27 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Contrabulous Flabtraption: Big deal. He has new material he wants to profit from and didn't want to give it away


More like he doesn't want other comics to discover that he ripped them off and sue to prevent release before he has a chance to sell CDs to his few remaining fans.


He should steal better jokes then. Pointless, rambling stories are not jokes.
 
2013-05-31 04:34:40 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Big deal. He has new material he wants to profit from and didn't want to give it away


And I'm sure that "New Material" is so shocking and groundbreaking that no one outside of that room should be privy to his genius.  Wait my douchey little minions, soon, the whole world will be witness to the second coming of his Cookness!
 
2013-05-31 04:35:16 PM  
So? He did everyone a favor.
 
2013-05-31 04:37:22 PM  
I'm surprised he didn't have everyone in the audience sign a non-disclosure agreement, to keep them from re-telling the jokes at work the next day
 
2013-05-31 04:38:05 PM  
Dane Cook's first special and album are hilarious. Haven't really seen anything since then, but based on popular opinion I assume it's gone downhill.
 
2013-05-31 04:38:39 PM  
I'm just happy he's not doing movies anymore.  Dear god, those were awful.
 
2013-05-31 04:39:27 PM  
MadTV did one of the best parodies of Dane Cook: Link
 
2013-05-31 04:39:38 PM  
Didn't know it was going to happen at all.  Aren't we supposed to care more about that women's rights concert with Madonna, Florence and the Machine and J.Lo?

Didn't hear about that, either?  No skin off my tail.
 
2013-05-31 04:41:20 PM  
I find him completely irrelevant.
 
2013-05-31 04:43:37 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: MadTV did one of the best parodies of Dane Cook: Link


Haha hadn't seen that before. I'll call yours though with Anthony Jeselnik's Dane Cook Impersonation
 
2013-05-31 04:46:03 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Dane Cook's first special and album are hilarious. Haven't really seen anything since then, but based on popular opinion I assume it's gone downhill.


This is fark. He was never good except at one live show in 1932 when no one had heard of him, and he was, like, really struggling. His heart was in it man.
 
2013-05-31 04:46:59 PM  
So, Cook does stand up for a benefit show.

At the benefit, he does his new material, making that audience first to hear it.

He doesn't let that new material go streaming out.

He's an asshat for that?

Why do we have to reach for reasons to hate people?  Just hate them, assholes!  You don't need to make up proof that not liking someone is the only obvious answer.  The Beatles suck.  Why?  fark you.
 
2013-05-31 04:48:52 PM  
I want to know who the fark complained.

Who complained that Dane Cook was not going out over the rdaio or internet?

Who COMPLAINED that they couldn't get some Dane Cook?
 
2013-05-31 04:49:58 PM  
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Who's callin' me a douche?  You tryin' to clip a fella?
 
2013-05-31 04:50:34 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Big deal. He has new material he wants to profit from and didn't want to give it away

Carlos Mencia to use it before he got a chance to.
 
2013-05-31 04:51:11 PM  
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2013-05-31 04:53:05 PM  
so... he basically held his new material for people who actually, um, PAID THE CHARITY and didn't want it streamed to people too cheap to even contribute?

All the usual Dan Cook hate and jokes aside, I don't see why this is a big deal. He could have just gone on and performed an old set, but he brought out, for him, his premium act.

I guess some people just can't win, ever.
 
2013-05-31 04:54:02 PM  
Stand up comedians really can't go out and perform old material. Comedy doesn't work that way. Try telling someone the same story you told them last week and see if they react the same way.

If he's in the middle of a tour, putting together a one hour special, or putting together a cd, I can't fault him for not wanting the material broadcast.
 
2013-05-31 04:54:23 PM  
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2013-05-31 04:54:54 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: I want to know who the fark complained.

Who complained that Dane Cook was not going out over the rdaio or internet?

Who COMPLAINED that they couldn't get some Dane Cook?


it's like when you put a "LIMIT, 2 six-packs" on Zima and sell out in four hours.  People who are told they can't have sh*t want sh*t.
 
2013-05-31 05:01:36 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: it's like when you put a "LIMIT, 2 six-packs" on Zima and sell out in four hours. People who are told they can't have sh*t want sh*t.


They still sell Zima???
 
2013-05-31 05:03:50 PM  
The butthurt is strong in this thread. Is Dane Cook amazing, no. Do I enjoy his comedy. From time to time.

Everything Ive ever seen from the guy he couldnt be more down to earth and nicer to his fans. People always love to hate someone...


Jenny McCarthy, now this is a vapid whore everyone should hate. Biatch acts like a doctor and doesnt know shiat about vaccines, genetics or microbiology in the least.


\\Microbiologist, Id love to light her bunsen burner on fire.
 
2013-05-31 05:05:34 PM  

BunkoSquad: I don't get how "Dane Cook refuses to let people see his act" is anything but an act of heroism


He was going to show it, but there was this crazy thing that happened involving hand gestures and sexual references which never really went anywhere.  Then he remembered his parents died.
 
2013-05-31 05:05:54 PM  

mentallo69: The butthurt is strong in this thread. Is Dane Cook amazing, no. Do I enjoy his comedy. From time to time.

Everything Ive ever seen from the guy he couldnt be more down to earth and nicer to his fans. People always love to hate someone...


Jenny McCarthy, now this is a vapid whore everyone should hate. Biatch acts like a doctor and doesnt know shiat about vaccines, genetics or microbiology in the least.


\\Microbiologist, Id love to light her bunsen burner on fire.


You sound like a douche.

...and fat.
 
2013-05-31 05:14:05 PM  

Bslim: You sound like a douche.

...and fat.


Is he a douche because he likes Dane Cook or his comment about Jenny McCarthy cause he's completely right about her.
 
2013-05-31 05:16:21 PM  

scottydoesntknow: FuryOfFirestorm: MadTV did one of the best parodies of Dane Cook: Link

Haha hadn't seen that before. I'll call yours though with Anthony Jeselnik's Dane Cook Impersonation


Man, that was so spot on my brain wandered off about halfway through.

/ Christopher TItus is best at the highly animated delivery.
 
2013-05-31 05:17:14 PM  
Less than a week after the shootings in the Aurora movie theater, Dane Cook gave us this new material.

"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie, And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap ... yeah, spoiler alert. And I know that if, ya know, none of that would have happened, I'm pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing that it was a piece of crap, was probably like 'ugh, (expletive) shoot me.'"

I have a problem with that. The Dark Knight Rises was a decent movie. He was stretching for the punchline. Cardinal sin in comedy.
 
2013-05-31 05:19:35 PM  

Cletus C.: Less than a week after the shootings in the Aurora movie theater, Dane Cook gave us this new material.

"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie, And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap ... yeah, spoiler alert. And I know that if, ya know, none of that would have happened, I'm pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing that it was a piece of crap, was probably like 'ugh, (expletive) shoot me.'"

I have a problem with that. The Dark Knight Rises was a decent movie. He was stretching for the punchline. Cardinal sin in comedy.


If you're gonna go dark, it better be damn good otherwise you'll look like a total fool and a callous asshole.
 
2013-05-31 05:22:21 PM  

mentallo69: The butthurt is strong in this thread. Is Dane Cook amazing, no. Do I enjoy his comedy. From time to time.

Everything Ive ever seen from the guy he couldnt be more down to earth and nicer to his fans. People always love to hate someone...


Jenny McCarthy, now this is a vapid whore everyone should hate. Biatch acts like a doctor and doesnt know shiat about vaccines, genetics or microbiology in the least.


\\Microbiologist, Id love to light her bunsen burner on fire.


We already do hate Jenny McCarthy. There's room in the hate tank for multiple people. Even more than those two, in fact.
 
2013-05-31 05:23:37 PM  

Bslim: mentallo69: The butthurt is strong in this thread. Is Dane Cook amazing, no. Do I enjoy his comedy. From time to time.

Everything Ive ever seen from the guy he couldnt be more down to earth and nicer to his fans. People always love to hate someone...


Jenny McCarthy, now this is a vapid whore everyone should hate. Biatch acts like a doctor and doesnt know shiat about vaccines, genetics or microbiology in the least.


\\Microbiologist, Id love to light her bunsen burner on fire.

You sound like a douche.

...and fat.


You sound spiteful, misguided


....and uninformed. Your parents must be proud.
 
2013-05-31 05:30:37 PM  
Meh, for all the things he does, I can't fault him on this. He should have done old material for the benefit, but instead used the event as a practice session.
 
2013-05-31 05:34:55 PM  
*shrug*

I like Dane Cook. Never understood the complete backlash. Sure, his movies were terrible, but I enjoyed most of his stand up.

I also never understood the "he stole Louis CK's material" thing. They had 2 jokes that were kinda, sorta similar, totaling about 45 seconds of stage time. It's not like he's Carlos Mencia out there stealing other people's closing bits or openly ripping off Bill Fn' Cosby of all people.

/doesn't own Affliction or Ed Hardy clothing
 
2013-05-31 05:36:22 PM  

Cletus C.: Less than a week after the shootings in the Aurora movie theater, Dane Cook gave us this new material.

"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie, And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of crap ... yeah, spoiler alert. And I know that if, ya know, none of that would have happened, I'm pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing that it was a piece of crap, was probably like 'ugh, (expletive) shoot me.'"

I have a problem with that. The Dark Knight Rises was a decent movie. He was stretching for the punchline. Cardinal sin in comedy.


Perfect example of his douchey-ness.

The assbag was doing this for a charity to benefit the victims of a terrorist attack in his hometown.

Do you think George Carlin, Seinfeld, or Dice would have had done the same thing after 9/11 happened? I sincerely doubt it.

This douche is full of himself. If you ask 10 people from Boston (and may I remind you, we're provincial people) who the top 15 performers from Boston are, and I doubt 1 would even mention Cook.

/and from all accounts, Lenny Clarke killed it last night more than anyone
 
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