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(JoBlo)   Milla Jovovich gets a multipass to Expendables 3, along with Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes and Nicolas Cage   (joblo.com) divider line 63
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2013-05-31 03:24:51 PM  
3?
 
2013-05-31 03:37:06 PM  
I enjoyed #1, it was a fun romp with old action stars. The second one was just over-the-top cheesy though.

Also:

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2013-05-31 03:39:34 PM  
No Tony Jaa?
 
2013-05-31 03:41:11 PM  
The first one was probably the greatest action film of the 21st century.  I've yet to see the second one.  The third had better top both of them.
 
2013-05-31 03:46:20 PM  

bluorangefyre: The first one was probably the greatest action film of the 21st century.  I've yet to see the second one.  The third had better top both of them.


2nd was much better. And yes, this.
 
2013-05-31 03:53:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I enjoyed #1, it was a fun romp with old action stars. The second one was just over-the-top cheesy though.


Yes, because the first one was so realistic and down-to-Earth.

Both were feasts of explosions with a pantheon of action stars. I expect to enjoy the third no less.

ShawnDoc: No Tony Jaa?


I want the guy from The Raid more.

Oh, and Gina Carano.
 
2013-05-31 04:02:28 PM  

nmrsnr: Yes, because the first one was so realistic and down-to-Earth.

Both were feasts of explosions with a pantheon of action stars. I expect to enjoy the third no less.


I'm not even talking about the action. It was the acting. The first one you could tell they were having a great time. The second one seemed like every one except Terry Crews was just phoning it in. And instead of slipping in an occasional joke or barb about their personal or acting lives like they did in the first one ("What's his farking problem?" "He wants to be president.")  it was thrown at you and blatantly obvious "If I don't get this back, your ass is terminated." & "Who's next? Rambo?").

Just my opinion though. I'll still probably end up seeing this one.
 
2013-05-31 04:04:31 PM  

nmrsnr: I want the guy from The Raid more.

Oh, and Gina Carano.


I'd prefer Ronda Rousey. Jjust as hot (if not hotter) and a better fighter.

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2013-05-31 04:06:39 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'm not even talking about the action. It was the acting.


I think I found your problem right there.

scottydoesntknow: I'd prefer Ronda Rousey. Jjust as hot (if not hotter) and a better fighter.


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Prefer brunettes, myself.
 
2013-05-31 04:10:13 PM  
At the rate this is going,  I'm going to wind up in "Expendables 4."
 
2013-05-31 04:11:08 PM  

nmrsnr: scottydoesntknow: I'm not even talking about the action. It was the acting.

I think I found your problem right there.

scottydoesntknow: I'd prefer Ronda Rousey. Jjust as hot (if not hotter) and a better fighter.

[whynotboth.jpg]

Prefer brunettes, myself.


I hear ya on the brunettes. And I know the acting is what I shouldn't be focusing on, but like I said the first one you could tell they were having fun. The second one was just cheesy line after cheesy line. And I still enjoyed it, just not as much as the first one.
 
2013-05-31 04:21:42 PM  

nmrsnr: Prefer brunettes, myself.


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2013-05-31 04:35:09 PM  
Will Chuck Norris be in it, or is still cowering over "One Thousand Years of Darkness" ushere in by the re-election?
 
2013-05-31 04:56:30 PM  
Damn, but you Farkers are slipping... wasting a perfectly good Milla Jovovitch thread.  Here, let me help:
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2013-05-31 04:59:44 PM  
I'd Lelu her multipass multiple times.
 
2013-05-31 05:00:24 PM  
I thought Jackie Chan was done with the evil, corrupt, America?
 
2013-05-31 05:12:19 PM  
They got Cage? Damn this is just getting better and better.
 
2013-05-31 05:14:09 PM  
better go meta and have a bear getting punched.
 
2013-05-31 05:19:42 PM  
I'm sorry   Gina Carano >>>hotter than Ronda Rousey with that farked up skin tag on her eye.


Gina has way way less attitude than Ronda also, Truthfully Ronda Rousey has the worst personality ever. She is two faced, arrogant and annoying. Two faced as in bashing Liz Carmouche for crying on her UFC debut, then throwing it on her facebook like she was proud of her.


Fark Ronda Rousey
 
2013-05-31 05:19:47 PM  
No Kevin Sorbo?
 
2013-05-31 05:24:34 PM  
Kevin Sorbo?!?! Puhlease...Nick Cage does have standards...
 
2013-05-31 05:29:29 PM  
ITT you learn my screen name stands for Leeloo Dallas Multipass. Not that you cared.
 
2013-05-31 05:33:02 PM  
nmrsnr:

I want the guy from The Raid more.

Rama and Mad Dog setting up a rematch, then Rama just shoots him in the face.
 
2013-05-31 05:44:02 PM  
They need to get Don "The Dragon" Wilson.
 
2013-05-31 05:44:50 PM  
GIS Milla Jovovich Purple (NSFW)

You're welcome
 
2013-05-31 05:45:47 PM  
I want Cynthia Rothrock or no deal.
 
2013-05-31 05:49:53 PM  
Will the death count be even higher in this one?
 
2013-05-31 05:52:01 PM  

Flappyhead: GIS Milla Jovovich Purple (NSFW)

You're welcome


A tear just rolled down my face.
 
2013-05-31 05:53:43 PM  
I'd Lelu her multipass multiple times.

Agreed, and isn't it about time they did a sequel and call it Sixth Element?
It's not like writing one to the original movie would be all that difficult.
/Bruce Willis won't turn down the paycheck, I suspect.
 
2013-05-31 05:56:58 PM  
I enjoyed the first 2 and look forward to this. I never was crazy about Jackie Chan though. I just can't get into fight scenes that focus so much on pots and pans, and dishes, and whatever else he sees lying around.
 
2013-05-31 05:58:51 PM  
Marc Descasos, Don the Dragom Wilson, Michael Dudikoff, and possibly C thomas howell.
 
2013-05-31 06:00:09 PM  
The photo in TFA is frickin hot! Holy hell!

/why no, this isn't a bookmark at all
 
2013-05-31 06:02:12 PM  
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2013-05-31 06:13:33 PM  
Add Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Salma Hayek and you got a movie.
 
2013-05-31 06:16:30 PM  
Needs more Kitano "Beat" Takeshi.
 
2013-05-31 06:17:10 PM  
Every time I see announcement for "Expendables xx", I mis-read it as "Incredibles xx" and get all excited.

/Crushed again
 
2013-05-31 06:18:46 PM  

Mugato: Add Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Salma Hayek and you got a movie.


Charmed en Español? Me gusta!
 
2013-05-31 06:19:54 PM  

Flappyhead: GIS Milla Jovovich Purple (NSFW)

You're welcome


Thank You very much.  I typically like girls that are a little more shapely, mainly in the chest area, however I always thought she was one of the prettiest women.
 
2013-05-31 06:26:31 PM  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: Mugato: Add Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Salma Hayek and you got a movie.

Charmed en Español? Me gusta!


What can I say, I'm de la vieja escuela.
 
2013-05-31 06:45:04 PM  
This is going to be the greatest action movie ever. I can't wait! I am serious.
 
2013-05-31 06:45:21 PM  
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2013-05-31 07:33:25 PM  
Can't they clone Charlton Heston for these movies?
 
2013-05-31 08:56:36 PM  
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Oblig
 
2013-05-31 09:21:13 PM  
Not only is Milla beautiful but she sings well too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQOBcFfEj0
 
2013-05-31 09:35:29 PM  

bluorangefyre: The first one was probably the greatest action film of the 21st century.  I've yet to see the second one.  The third had better top both of them.


Seriously? Fell asleep during the first one.
 
2013-05-31 09:39:38 PM  
No Jeff Bridges or Rock? I mean if 3 is gonna be the biggest one, why not get everyone? Someone have Clint Eastwood's number?
 
2013-05-31 09:41:07 PM  
If you want something done right...

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2013-05-31 09:42:03 PM  
Then you've gotta...

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2013-05-31 09:43:00 PM  
Do it yourself...

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2013-05-31 09:44:14 PM  
and I would so very much do her myself

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/best six, seven seconds of her life
//thing she's into small weens?
 
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