SnakeLee: Fark bathroom attendants
minoridiot: /csbI once took a stripper to a really nice restaurant which had bathroom attendants. My stripper friend was young and evidently had never seen a bathroom attendant. After having gone to the restroom, she told me that they had a "house mom" in the bathroom.
BarkingUnicorn: Bathroom attendants are there to narc on you.
Jument: Seriously who likes bathroom attendants? I just want to get in and do my business without interacting with another human being.Seems like a horrible way to make a living. Listening to and smelling people crapping all day long? I'd rather kill myself.
Walker: SnakeLee: Fark bathroom attendantsTHIS!They're creepy. I was in the Charlotte airport over the weekend and they have bathroom attendants. I don't want to walk into a public restroom and have a guy start talking to me, then I have to go into a stall and have him stand right outside the door to the stall while he hears me fart and sh*t, then I come out and he starts offering me a paper towel for a tip. I'm surprised they don't ask "I assume everything came out OK sir? I noticed your sh*t was extra stinky. Can I spray a little cologne around your bunghole area sir?"I can get my own towel and don't need an "attendant" to use the bathroom. Go get a less demeaning job at McDonald's or something.
Anastacya: Always hated Scene articles... always come off as overly pretentious.
Cybernetic: Anastacya: Always hated Scene articles... always come off as overly pretentious.Especially when they use words like "erumpent".
ModernPrimitive01: I stopped reading as soon as I came across the term "Busch heavies" which is about the most idiotic state I've ever heard. I have heard it once before from a bunch of college freshmen talking about "Bud heavies". No, it's just called "Busch or Bud" at that point. There is nothing heavy about it
powhound: minoridiot: /csbI once took a stripper to a really nice restaurant which had bathroom attendants. My stripper friend was young and evidently had never seen a bathroom attendant. After having gone to the restroom, she told me that they had a "house mom" in the bathroom.I had to check your profile for kicks and shiggles. Now I have to ask, was this the same stripper mentioned? Because I would have to say that must be quite rare. I knew a guy who went that route....didn't work so well.
scubamage: The George Brett anecdote is awesome though - what a standup guy.
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