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(Radar Magazine)   If your bet was 'Less than a month' on how long it would take Amy's Baking Company to get a reality show, claim your prize. Now get the *bleep* out of here and don't come back   (radaronline.com) divider line 241
    More: Asinine, Kitchen Nightmares, celebrity, Gordon Ramsay  
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2013-05-31 12:20:18 PM
God dammit America.
 
2013-05-31 12:20:44 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-05-31 12:21:36 PM
Mission accomplished.
 
2013-05-31 12:22:29 PM
$10 it never makes it to the air.
 
2013-05-31 12:22:34 PM

Glendale: [ninjamonkey.us image 500x282]


I could not agree more.
 
2013-05-31 12:22:59 PM
Laugh at their failure from afar? Sure. Contribute to them by watching their garbage show? Not a chance.
 
2013-05-31 12:23:34 PM
Goddammitsomuch.
 
2013-05-31 12:23:56 PM
Reap what you've sown, Internet.
 
2013-05-31 12:24:03 PM
They're psychopaths. Dump them in the middle of the Atlantic. The world will be better off without them.
 
2013-05-31 12:25:06 PM
So we're not unabashedly praising and rewarding abject stupidity?
 
2013-05-31 12:25:25 PM
Yes, you're all so much cooler than people who want to watch this show.

Fark, which used to be so anti-hipster, has become hipster central.

You're all so cool!
 
2013-05-31 12:25:43 PM
Ah, money..is there anything it cant screw up?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-31 12:25:55 PM
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2013-05-31 12:25:57 PM
Rednecky goodness brings in the ratings and moulah it seems...
 
2013-05-31 12:26:17 PM
Lol so what would the premise be? Watch her husband verbally berate customers as she speaks in cat?
 
2013-05-31 12:26:57 PM
I don't even own a TV.

But I might go get one now!
 
2013-05-31 12:26:57 PM
I know at least 4 Farkers that called this.

I owe some folks beer. Damnit.
 
2013-05-31 12:27:05 PM
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Amy and Samy's appearance onKitchen Nightmares was the most, and after an onslaught of and directed towards the couple it was revealed that Amy is a, Samy is currently, the restaurant had a history of and business - making them reality TV gold.


well, this should go over great!
 
2013-05-31 12:27:12 PM
meh, they should instead be the Dick's Last Resort of Phoenix
 
2013-05-31 12:27:22 PM
... week after week?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-31 12:27:39 PM

cookiefleck: Lol so what would the premise be? Watch her husband verbally berate customers as she speaks in cat?


what are you, a HATER!  You non-Christian hater!
 
2013-05-31 12:28:02 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Yes, you're all so much cooler than people who want to watch this show.

Fark, which used to be so anti-hipster, has become hipster central.

You're all so cool!


to an 'average american guy' we probably do seem to collectively be 'above average' in almost everything.
 
2013-05-31 12:28:16 PM
well, shiat it ate my the whole thing

Amy is a felon and Sam is facing deportation.

I have no idea what the cat's opinions are of this whole thing, tho'
 
2013-05-31 12:28:21 PM

cookiefleck: Lol so what would the premise be? Watch her husband verbally berate customers as she speaks in cat?


That was pretty much the premise of the kitchen nightmares episode they were in and the entire ensuing several weeks afterwards.
 
2013-05-31 12:28:50 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Mission accomplished.


Came in to say this.
 
2013-05-31 12:28:58 PM

Seat's Taken: I don't even own a TV.

But I might go get one nowmeow!


FTFY

/did you say meow?
 
2013-05-31 12:29:08 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Yes, you're all so much cooler than people who want to watch this show.

Fark, which used to be so anti-hipster, has become hipster central.

You're all so cool!


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static01.mediaite.com

static01.mediaite.com
 
2013-05-31 12:29:17 PM
Well, I assume this sort of pokes right through the "husband is running the restaurant as a money laundering front" theory if they want more television exposure.
 
2013-05-31 12:29:54 PM

d23: cookiefleck: Lol so what would the premise be? Watch her husband verbally berate customers as she speaks in cat?

what are you, a HATER!  You non-Christian hater!


Y'allah. MEOW.
 
2013-05-31 12:30:18 PM
I can't imagine anybody going there to eat, with all the cameras around, and publicity, without the express intent to fark with amy and sam.  I just feel bad for their employees if this goes through.
 
2013-05-31 12:31:15 PM
In before someone else posts it....my favorite.

i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-31 12:31:46 PM

Scruffinator: I can't imagine anybody going there to eat, with all the cameras around, and publicity, without the express intent to fark with amy and sam.  I just feel bad for their employees if this goes through.


They went through well over 100 employees since opening. Plus all the exposure pretty much guarantees that anyone who goes to work there knows exactly what they're getting into. I have zero sympathy for anyone who goes to work there now.
 
2013-05-31 12:32:28 PM
Won't watch it, but I'll gladly keep reading about their drama.
 
2013-05-31 12:32:32 PM
I'll be proud to add this to the list of shows I have never nor will ever watch
 
2013-05-31 12:32:50 PM
I never saw the show.  I will be in Phoenix in a few weeks, and like a train wreck, I am strangely tempted to try this place.
 
2013-05-31 12:32:51 PM

ChipNASA: In before someone else posts it....my favorite.

[i.qkme.me image 625x416]


Mine:

epicpix.com
 
2013-05-31 12:33:24 PM
They should hire a Kardashian
 
2013-05-31 12:33:31 PM

Killer Cars: Well, I assume this sort of pokes right through the "husband is running the restaurant as a money laundering front" theory if they want more television exposure.


Not necessarily.  He may have realized that he can make a ton on the reality TV series.  Shift the laundering to another of his businesses (Isn't he in Vegas real estate?) and cash in.  I've seen analyses that say the Mob makes more money legitimately through the businesses it owns than it does with the various illegal things they were designed to conceal- he might well be used to this.
 
2013-05-31 12:33:54 PM

megarian: I know at least 4 Farkers that called this.

I owe some folks beer. Damnit.


I suggested it on some youtube comments. I may be responsible for this. I am truly sorry.
 
2013-05-31 12:34:14 PM

scottydoesntknow: They went through well over 100 employees since opening.


Maybe "FORMER ABC employee" is a good thing to have on your resume.
 
2013-05-31 12:34:44 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Yes, you're all so much cooler than people who want to watch this show.

Fark, which used to be so anti-hipster, has become hipster central.

You're all so cool!


You know what? Yes, we are. Those who don't watch this have better taste than those who do, and I say that as a proud lover of some truly terrible music and B movies.
 
2013-05-31 12:35:29 PM
I threw my TV away 20 years ago because I couldn't stand the wall of stupid that it projected.

Apparently I am a minority of some kind, because the market has driven relentlessly, proudly stupid TV to become what it is now.

Good job, guys. Keep paying that cable bill so your kids can have access to this stuff.
 
2013-05-31 12:36:04 PM

elffster: As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Amy and Samy's appearance onKitchen Nightmares was the most, and after an onslaught of and directed towards the couple it was revealed that Amy is a, Samy is currently, the restaurant had a history of and business - making them reality TV gold.


well, this should go over great!


wtfamireading.jpg
 
2013-05-31 12:36:36 PM

scottydoesntknow: AverageAmericanGuy: Yes, you're all so much cooler than people who want to watch this show.

Fark, which used to be so anti-hipster, has become hipster central.

You're all so cool!

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Damn, those things are spot on. If the execs at TLC had a brain cell between them, they'd be mad at the obvious lampoon.

As for Amy's reality show, I give it a half season before it's canceled. It'll be Sarah Palin's Alaska all over again. People will stop by for the train wreck at first, and then they'll get bored and find the next Honey Boo Boo.
 
2013-05-31 12:37:30 PM

Speef: I threw my TV away 20 years ago because I couldn't stand the wall of stupid that it projected.

Apparently I am a minority of some kind, because the market has driven relentlessly, proudly stupid TV to become what it is now.

Good job, guys. Keep paying that cable bill so your kids can have access to this stuff.


Should have kept it and used it like a PC monitor.
 
2013-05-31 12:37:34 PM

clovercat: megarian: I know at least 4 Farkers that called this.

I owe some folks beer. Damnit.

I suggested it on some youtube comments. I may be responsible for this. I am truly sorry.


How sorry are we talking, here? Sending me beer level of sorry? Because you should feel about one 6-pack worth of sorry.
 
2013-05-31 12:37:58 PM

Windfoxie: People will stop by for the train wreck at first, and then they'll get bored and find the next Honey Boo Boo.


Now, if honey boo boo came by the restaurant and ordered sketti...
 
2013-05-31 12:40:34 PM

ChipNASA: $10 it never makes it to the air.


yeah the article is shear speculation and the Fark headline is just wrong. no surprise there. it is a quick way to spot who reads the headline and posts and who read the article and posts.
 
2013-05-31 12:41:02 PM
It will all implode. Look at how fast their publicity department quit. Look at how many hundreds of their employees quit. The stupid production companies don't know yet what they are dealing with and they will regret ever dealing with them. One show is funny. Small doses funny.

week after week after week

/meh.
 
2013-05-31 12:41:17 PM

Speef: I threw my TV away 20 years ago because I couldn't stand the wall of stupid that it projected.

Apparently I am a minority of some kind, because the market has driven relentlessly, proudly stupid TV to become what it is now.

Good job, guys. Keep paying that cable bill so your kids can have access to this stuff.


this is a troll, right?  not all of spawned or will watch this show.  some of us have the dignity to watch the honey boo-boo instead.
 
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