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(Metro)   You know it's your lucky day when a bleating sheep comes to your rescue after you've fallen off a 250ft cliff. Isn't that right, Dobby? Good lucky doggy   (metro.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-05-31 10:30:05 AM  
I'd have stayed all night searching with a f*cking lighter. biatch.
 
2013-05-31 10:37:32 AM  
FTFA: She was miraculously saved when rescuers responded to reports of a woman calling for help that turned out to be the bleating of sheep raising the alarm.

What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?
 
2013-05-31 10:38:19 AM  
It's my lucky day whenever a bleating sheep's within 250 feet.

//If you know what I mean.
 
2013-05-31 10:40:26 AM  

neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?


That they're normal, well-adjusted individuals.

//If you know what I mean.
 
2013-05-31 10:53:51 AM  
sheepfun.webs.com
Saves the day again!
 
2013-05-31 10:55:55 AM  

neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?


Google "sheep scream"
 
2013-05-31 10:56:33 AM  
Holly Chugg is valiant and bold! She has braved so many dangers already! But Dobby has come to protect Holly Chugg, to warn her, even if he does have to shut his ears in the oven door later.
 
2013-05-31 10:57:06 AM  
Fell off a cliff? I think he went as terms of his punishment.


www.oocities.org
 
2013-05-31 10:58:01 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?

Google "sheep scream"


Don't tell me what to do I don't even know you, do I?
 
2013-05-31 11:09:40 AM  
You don't sit on your porch like a goon and wait, you get your ass out there and you find that farking dog!
 
2013-05-31 11:12:33 AM  
www.austinfilm.org

HOT like Daisy
 
2013-05-31 11:13:34 AM  

neversubmit: FTFA: She was miraculously saved when rescuers responded to reports of a woman calling for help that turned out to be the bleating of sheep raising the alarm.

What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?


They're Scottish?
 
2013-05-31 11:13:59 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: I'd have stayed all night searching with a f*cking lighter. biatch.


No shiat. AND THEN THEY LEFT. Who the fark just leaves?
 
2013-05-31 11:16:01 AM  
She can't even keep her zipper closed, I don't know that she should be allowed to have the dog back.
 
2013-05-31 11:23:51 AM  
Glad to know it wasn't 'Bitzer'

/has a dog named Bitzer
//Shaun the Sheep kicks ass
 
2013-05-31 11:37:53 AM  
The sheep stopped short and the dog went over the cliff. Sounds like a Roadrunner cartoon.
 
2013-05-31 11:39:04 AM  

Maud Dib: Fell off a cliff? I think he went as terms of his punishment.


[www.oocities.org image 629x340]


I can find no meaning to your post, and hope your python has a long and holy life
 
2013-05-31 11:50:40 AM  
mmmm.... compassionate mutton. Particularly flavorful.
 
2013-05-31 11:52:12 AM  

Lady Indica: CapeFearCadaver: I'd have stayed all night searching with a f*cking lighter. biatch.

No shiat. AND THEN THEY LEFT. Who the fark just leaves?


I know I could never just go and leave my dog.  Then again, she's 8.5 years old and I've had her out on several occassions in the most rural of areas and we've never had that problem.  If we did though, I wouldn't leave for at least two days.  Then I'd make sure there were a LOT of missing/reward posters in the region.  People who can freely do that shouldn't have pets.
 
2013-05-31 11:54:30 AM  
Notice the reflection in the window. Cell phone camera and girl pointing to catch dog's eyes. Or they are ghosts?

===

There are so many fails in the way that story was reported. Only in the picture caption does one find out that the dog fell half way down the cliff. And they never mention the zipper.

On what day did the dog fall down? When the people drove home Monday evening was that 48, 24, or 1 hours after the dog fell off the cliff?

How was the dog rescued? Helicopter? Rappel? Urged down with doggie treats? Guided by sheep?
 
2013-05-31 11:59:54 AM  

neversubmit: TheHighlandHowler: neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?

Google "sheep scream"

Don't tell me what to do I don't even know you, do I?


Apparently, you've never seen "Silence of the Lambs"  where Clarice describes it.

/Lighten up
 
2013-05-31 12:03:43 PM  

Cold_Sassy: Lady Indica: CapeFearCadaver: I'd have stayed all night searching with a f*cking lighter. biatch.

No shiat. AND THEN THEY LEFT. Who the fark just leaves?

I know I could never just go and leave my dog.  Then again, she's 8.5 years old and I've had her out on several occassions in the most rural of areas and we've never had that problem.  If we did though, I wouldn't leave for at least two days.  Then I'd make sure there were a LOT of missing/reward posters in the region.  People who can freely do that shouldn't have pets.


Exactly. And you'd be out there all night looking.

/is dumb enough to die for her pets
 
2013-05-31 12:07:26 PM  

Carn: You don't sit on your porch like a goon and wait, you get your ass out there and you find that farking dog!


that's right BIlly.
 
2013-05-31 12:24:32 PM  

Cold_Sassy: neversubmit: TheHighlandHowler: neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?

Google "sheep scream"

Don't tell me what to do I don't even know you, do I?

Apparently, you've never seen "Silence of the Lambs"  where Clarice describes it.

/Lighten up


You are right in seeing my post as an overreaction but I guess I didn't go far enough to make it funny.

/oh well maybe next time
//the people in my head said it was funny
///maybe they didn't mean ha ha funny
 
2013-05-31 12:32:40 PM  

neversubmit: Cold_Sassy: neversubmit: TheHighlandHowler: neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?

Google "sheep scream"

Don't tell me what to do I don't even know you, do I?

Apparently, you've never seen "Silence of the Lambs"  where Clarice describes it.

/Lighten up

You are right in seeing my post as an overreaction but I guess I didn't go far enough to make it funny.

/oh well maybe next time
//the people in my head said it was funny
///maybe they didn't mean ha ha funny


I got it, and I miss a lot of subtle funny, fwiw :D
 
2013-05-31 12:33:54 PM  
Black lab, figures.  Dumbest dogs out there.  CSB: My friend's black lab jumped off a cliff too, but it died.  He got a new one and it's even dumber.  But with more energy!
 
2013-05-31 01:05:31 PM  

neversubmit: Cold_Sassy: neversubmit: TheHighlandHowler: neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?

Google "sheep scream"

Don't tell me what to do I don't even know you, do I?

Apparently, you've never seen "Silence of the Lambs"  where Clarice describes it.

/Lighten up

You are right in seeing my post as an overreaction but I guess I didn't go far enough to make it funny.

/oh well maybe next time
//the people in my head said it was funny
///maybe they didn't mean ha ha funny


Ah well, everybody has their days - me included.  Your gracious reply is very classy.
 
2013-05-31 02:02:07 PM  
I was kinda hoping the dog would be a border collie.
/Border collies are awesome. :3
 
2013-05-31 02:47:20 PM  
OH MY GAWD.....here we go again!!!  I am SO SICK of stupid lazy F'n people!!!!!  According to the picture and people's statements from other articles, the lazy biatch and who ever was with her couldn't just as easy take the relaxing little walk down the grassy side of the hill to the bottom????  REALLY???  A 250 foot cliff is only 83 yards!  A football field is 100 yards!  REALLY?  Just couldn't get your fat @ss down a little 83-yard grassy hill to the bottom to look and HELP your dog?  F YOU!  She doesn't deserve a dog!
 
2013-05-31 04:46:29 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?

Google "sheep scream"


Those videos are 'pee my pants' funny. I have the high pitched one as an alarm on my phone - people's reactions to that are funny too.
 
2013-05-31 05:17:17 PM  

Boberella: TheHighlandHowler: neversubmit: What does it say about the rescuers when they mistake a sheep for a woman?

Google "sheep scream"

Those videos are 'pee my pants' funny. I have the high pitched one as an alarm on my phone - people's reactions to that are funny too.


You should watch the videos of goats screaming.
 
2013-06-01 12:14:21 AM  

Lady Indica: Cold_Sassy: Lady Indica: CapeFearCadaver: I'd have stayed all night searching with a f*cking lighter. biatch.

No shiat. AND THEN THEY LEFT. Who the fark just leaves?

I know I could never just go and leave my dog.  Then again, she's 8.5 years old and I've had her out on several occassions in the most rural of areas and we've never had that problem.  If we did though, I wouldn't leave for at least two days.  Then I'd make sure there were a LOT of missing/reward posters in the region.  People who can freely do that shouldn't have pets.

Exactly. And you'd be out there all night looking.

/is dumb enough to die for her pets


I prefer to think of myself as committed to my animals are they as to me, rather than "dumb"

/ of course, there are those that say I should be committed:  every stray within 50 miles ends up at my place and I get them fixed and wormed and a rabies shot and worry if one misses a meal
// would be retired by now if I didn't have all these critters
/// slashies!
 
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