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2013-05-31 10:54:42 AM  
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Where is she when we need her!!
2013-05-31 12:50:42 PM  
4 votes:

Ned Stark: We'll all already know the ending though.

everyone gets eaten by others.

Honestly, that should be the way it ends. It would make sense. The various factions of Westeros are far too busy tearing each other down to unify in any meaningful way once the true threat breaches The Wall. Daenerys Targaryen could maybe do something about it, but the bout of Sudden Onset Stupidity that she caught in Meereen will prevent her from building ships of any sort. There will be a dragon in Westeros, but only because Victarion Greyjoy yoinked it, and he'll be too busy using it to burn Euron to ash, stacking the ashes up into a little pile, and burning the ashes again, to help out.

Oh, and also, Melisandre will try to raise Jon Snow, but he'll have warg'd into the first thing around in order to save his life, and thus will be forced spend the rest of the series in the body of a wandering Great Dane, trying in vain to rally the Night's Watch in a Scooby-Doo voice.
2013-05-31 11:09:14 AM  
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2013-05-31 11:01:40 AM  
1 vote:

Ned Stark: Cry more. You aren't owed anything.

No need to lose your head over it.
2013-05-31 10:52:12 AM  
1 vote:

Ned Stark

Cry more. You aren't owed anything.

You're just bitter because a ponce like Joffrey had you executed.
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