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(CNN)   Real life version of Showtime "Weeds" has been given the "Weeds" hot mom treatment   (cnn.com) divider line 61
    More: Followup, consular officials, Mexican state  
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2013-05-31 08:52:25 AM  
She gots the crazy eyes.
 
2013-05-31 09:18:36 AM  
Someone had angry sex with her on a car or in a bar?
 
2013-05-31 09:29:53 AM  
I'd light it up?
 
2013-05-31 10:12:55 AM  

Sybarite: Someone had angry sex with her on a car or in a bar?


There's a Dr. Seuss poem in there somewhere.
 
2013-05-31 10:31:33 AM  
Dammit. Now I want some weeds.
 
2013-05-31 10:40:17 AM  
I'd smuggle something under her seat.
 
2013-05-31 10:41:18 AM  
An American woman who was released from a Mexican jail cried out for joy when she crossed the border into Arizona. "I'm home! Finally!" Yanira Maldonado

That ain't no American name I ever heard.  Whatever happened to REAL American names like Mildred, Blanche, and Shaneequa?  Has anyone checked her papers?
 
2013-05-31 10:43:34 AM  
When was the last time a Mormon was so visibly thrilled to be in the U.S. after having dodged prosecution in Mexico?
 
2013-05-31 10:45:00 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: She gots the crazy eyes.


Yeah she's a religious nut:
"Reading the Scriptures, reading the Book of Mormon, praying, fasting," Maldonado said.

Praying and reading are one thing, but fasting for being held a few days...
 
2013-05-31 10:46:08 AM  
"Never, ever ride a bus in Mexico.   It makes you easy pickings for bandits and bad cops, and sometimes you can't tell the difference. Bandits might take your money, and let you go on your way. Bad cops take your liberty, and hold it until someone back home sends enough money to let you go on your way. "
 
2013-05-31 10:46:34 AM  

Begoggle: ThatGuyGreg: She gots the crazy eyes.

Yeah she's a religious nut:
"Reading the Scriptures, reading the Book of Mormon, praying, fasting," Maldonado said.

Praying and reading are one thing, but fasting for being held a few days...


I was *really* hoping that was a typo and she was *fisting*

/Her daughter has nice TATAs
 
GBB
2013-05-31 10:47:29 AM  
I'm never leaving this country.
 
2013-05-31 10:48:04 AM  

EyeballKid: When was the last time a Mormon was so visibly thrilled to be in the U.S. after having dodged prosecution in Mexico?


Mr. Romney?
 
2013-05-31 10:48:18 AM  
But what did they do with the pot?  This is important.
 
2013-05-31 10:49:54 AM  

GBB: I'm never leaving this country.


The trick to coming back from Mexico is to carry just enough cash to make for a nice sized bribe but not so much that you look like a profitable kidnap victim.
 
2013-05-31 10:58:07 AM  

ltdanman44: "Never, ever ride a bus in Mexico.   It makes you easy pickings for bandits and bad cops, and sometimes you can't tell the difference. Bandits might take your money, and let you go on your way. Bad cops take your liberty, and hold it until someone back home sends enough money to let you go on your way. "


I was on a second class bus traveling down to Palenque in 2001 with a bunch of goats and chickens taking up seats while my (now) wife and I stood in the aisle.  We were suddenly stopped in the middle of the jungle and some armed men in camouflage clothing came aboard.  They prodded each of us for donations for the political prisoners being held in a prison that was apparently right around where we were.  I gave them about 20 pesos and they bid us good day.  That did not feel nearly as dangerous as being stopped by the federales on a first class bus in the DF.  It was much quicker as well.
 
2013-05-31 10:58:44 AM  

Assimilate This: But what did they do with the pot?  This is important.


After a morale building police party, the 12oz package was sent out to be 'destroyed'.
 
2013-05-31 11:01:28 AM  

Snapper Carr: I'd smuggle something under her seat.


Be careful. She is damn fertile.
 
2013-05-31 11:02:17 AM  
Oh please let this turn into a Mary-Louise Parker thread...
 
2013-05-31 11:06:24 AM  

show me: Sybarite: Someone had angry sex with her on a car or in a bar?

There's a Dr. Seuss poem in there somewhere.


I will not fark you in a bar,
I will not fark you in a car.
I will not fark you, Nancy Price
I will not fark you... more than twice.

You will not fark me, so you say.
Not in public, anyway.
 
2013-05-31 11:07:16 AM  
She got spanked in the back of a limo?
 
2013-05-31 11:07:22 AM  
I'd bend her over my knee and spank that ass, then adjust my tie like a boss.
 
2013-05-31 11:12:54 AM  
mother of seven?

shiat, she should have used her uterus to smuggle el mota.

hey mother! Want another?
 
2013-05-31 11:16:13 AM  
What's the connection between this and the tv show? Oh yeah, weed. I get it.

It's just like a real life Cheech and Chong, too!
 
2013-05-31 11:17:51 AM  
Of course, there was probably several hundred pounds under other seats in the bus, the seat she was in just happened to be the one the criminals had given up to the police.
 
2013-05-31 11:20:40 AM  

biyaaatci: I was on a second class bus traveling down to Palenque in 2001 with a bunch of goats and chickens taking up seats while my (now) wife and I stood in the aisle. We were suddenly stopped in the middle of the jungle and some armed men in camouflage clothing came aboard. They prodded each of us ...


Dear Penthouse Letters...

I gave them about 20 pesos and they bid us good day.

Wow, I usually have to pay a lot more than that, even in Tijuana.
 
2013-05-31 11:21:49 AM  
If I had seven kids I'd smoke pot too.
 
2013-05-31 11:24:35 AM  

Begoggle: ThatGuyGreg: She gots the crazy eyes.

Yeah she's a religious nut:
"Reading the Scriptures, reading the Book of Mormon, praying, fasting," Maldonado said.

Praying and reading are one thing, but fasting for being held a few days...


I never got the point of fasting. Are you attention whoring God? "Hey look at meeeeee I need something so I am starving myself"
 
2013-05-31 11:25:19 AM  
I know a place she could have smuggled a few extra pounds of green after all those kids.
 
2013-05-31 11:30:18 AM  
I would love it if for her first primetime interiew, she wears a marijuana leaf shirt, a "420" hat, and says "maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan" a lot.  "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan, i was UBER tripping in jail, maaaaaaaan, for real though!  I was fiendin'!  Just fiendin' for some herb, maaaaaan.  And all I know is they had some straight up SHWAG down in ol' Mexico, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.  I didn't feel nothin, maaaaaaaaaaaan!  I could barely get lifted off-a that shwiggity swiggity shwag!  Yo....yo holdin', bro?  Smoke me out!"
 
2013-05-31 11:41:48 AM  
Every report I've heard about this says "Mormon mom this" and "Mormon mom that."

What the fark difference does it make that she's Mormon? You never hear "Episcopalian grandpa drives through farmer's market."
 
2013-05-31 11:41:54 AM  

AgentBang: Oh please let this turn into a Mary-Louise Parker thread...


What the hell, I'll start.
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2013-05-31 11:47:39 AM  
They must have started sleeping with anyone they meet..

//seriously, the show kinda jumped the shark when she went from damaged widow to "these hips don't lie"..
 
2013-05-31 11:47:47 AM  

Dirtybird971: mother of seven?

shiat, she should have used her uterus to smuggle el mota.

hey mother! Want another?


Talk about roast beef...yeesh
 
2013-05-31 11:49:16 AM  
As someone who very narrowly avoided arrest in Rosarita, I'm getting a kick.

Some classmates of mine got mixed up with the cops in Cabo.  Most of them woke one morning to Mexican police knocking on their door.  One dude had run out to grab some breakfast/more beer, etc.  Everybody emerges to see homeboy handcuffed next to a squad car.  Coppers accused the dude of vandalizing a statue in a part of town they hadn't been near.  Then began the game of "money comes out or your friend goes away."

I know, I know, lame CSB.
 
2013-05-31 11:49:20 AM  
Damn biatch looks good for poppin off seven kids. But she has the crazy eyes, not as bad as Newt's wife, but hey, still enough to make your cock retreat into your prostate.
 
2013-05-31 11:50:19 AM  
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2013-05-31 11:52:14 AM  
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2013-05-31 12:07:40 PM  
Was Reverend Andy driving the bus?
 
2013-05-31 12:09:44 PM  
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2013-05-31 12:10:12 PM  

show me: Sybarite: Someone had angry sex with her on a car or in a bar?

There's a Dr. Seuss poem in there somewhere.


I did not fark her in the car,
I did not fark her on the bar,
I did not fark her and slam her yam,
I did not fark her
I'm the king of Siam
 
2013-05-31 12:11:47 PM  
www.power106.com
Don't tell me they confiscated my Milfweed®
 
2013-05-31 12:17:27 PM  

Abuse Liability: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 214x236]


O.M.F.G.
 
2013-05-31 12:23:50 PM  
She doesn't sound American
 
2013-05-31 12:24:05 PM  
Too bad we didn't dump that trillion dollars we spent on the middle east shiat show into Mexico. That place would be amazing with the right investment and shift in drug policy.

/of course we need to end the war on drugs here first
 
2013-05-31 12:31:28 PM  
www.yourtv.com.au
 
2013-05-31 12:39:06 PM  
"Reading the Scriptures, reading the Book of Mormon, praying, fasting,"

Should have left her there. Maybe the angel Moroni would have revealed some additional golden tablets.
 
2013-05-31 12:43:22 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: "Reading the Scriptures, reading the Book of Mormon, praying, fasting,"

Should have left her there. Maybe the angel Moroni would have revealed some additional golden tablets.


The thing about that angel is, she's like the sweetest little girl in the whole wide world.
 
2013-05-31 01:19:44 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: She gots the crazy eyes.


You might too if you got a Mexican cavity search.

/¿dedo va donde?
 
2013-05-31 01:21:57 PM  

CrazyCracka420:


Bookmark worthy
 
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