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(Huffington Post)   Jayden Smith wears an Iron Man costume while on a date with a Kardashian. So, the Star Trek/Marvel crossover movie is a go, then?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 57
    More: Sick, Kylie Jenner, Jaden Smith, Kim Kardashian, humans, Iron Man, Rachel Weisz, Heidi Klum, Reese Witherspoon  
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2013-05-31 09:08:50 AM
Well done, Subby!

But I hate to break it to you - it's been done:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-31 09:08:55 AM
I really thought this whole Kardashian business would die out years ago, but now it appears to be like the Blob, absorbing the fame of others to feed itself and grow larger and stronger.
 
2013-05-31 09:09:32 AM
I don't get the joke....

Star Wars would kinda make sense as one of the Kardashians is related to Chewie, but Star Trek?
 
2013-05-31 09:12:45 AM

Sybarite: I really thought this whole Kardashian business would die out years ago, but now it appears to be like the Blob, absorbing the fame of others to feed itself and grow larger and stronger.


It's like a black hole, or a vacuum.  The dense concentration of pure nothing that threatens to destroy anything of substance that finds itself caught in the non-event horizon.
 
2013-05-31 09:13:57 AM

scottydoesntknow: I don't get the joke....


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Khloe can explain it to you.
 
2013-05-31 09:15:36 AM

Diogenes: scottydoesntknow: I don't get the joke....

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x393]

Khloe can explain it to you.


Ahhh gracias.

/Still early
 
2013-05-31 09:16:53 AM
Dating a Kardashian?  Well at least we now know why Jayden Smith is always worried.
 
2013-05-31 09:50:51 AM
Two people who are famous because their parents got a black off.
 
2013-05-31 10:36:08 AM
Boo. That kid was so cute and was being raised by decent parents. How the f*ck did he end up dating a kardashian? smh.
 
2013-05-31 10:40:27 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Boo. That kid was so cute and was being raised by decent parents. How the f*ck did he end up dating a kardashian? smh.


I'm guessing they had the same Thetan levels.
 
2013-05-31 10:47:18 AM

scottydoesntknow: CapeFearCadaver: Boo. That kid was so cute and was being raised by decent parents. How the f*ck did he end up dating a kardashian? smh.

I'm guessing they had the same Thetan levels.


Oh gawd, they're scientologists?

Wait... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!~!!!

Respect, plummeted.
 
2013-05-31 10:50:16 AM
"Hey, that's crazy, I have a false sense of entitlement as a result of having all my wants and desires fulfilled while never having to work a day in my life, too!"


 -- I assume this was said at some point in the date.
 
2013-05-31 10:52:50 AM

Mugato: Two people who are famous because their parents got a black off.


Ya know, I've always liked you.
Now I love you.
 
2013-05-31 10:54:20 AM

Mugato: Two people who are famous because their parents got a black off.


You stole Bill Maher's joke.
The Kardashian daughters: continuing the proud family history of getting black men off.
 
2013-05-31 10:55:03 AM

EyeballKid: "Hey, that's crazy, I have a false sense of entitlement as a result of having all my wants and desires fulfilled while never having to work a day in my life, too!"


 -- I assume this was said at some point in the date.


While I can understand that being said about the Kardashian kid, at least Smith's kid wants to work as an actor. Sure his dad is helping him get parts and all, but the kid still voluntarily works.
 
2013-05-31 10:57:13 AM

EyeballKid: "Hey, that's crazy, I have a false sense of entitlement as a result of having all my wants and desires fulfilled while never having to work a day in my life, too!"


 -- I assume this was said at some point in the date.


Probably went down like that. I they knew their entitlement was false they would have a better knowledge of their selves, but I don't think that's the case here.
 
2013-05-31 10:58:54 AM

Mugato: Two people who are famous because their parents got a black off.


So close. The "Kardashian" in question has Bruce Jenner as a father.
 
2013-05-31 11:01:21 AM
You know, rather than biatch about it, I'll just vote with my wallet.  I am never paying to see a Jayden Smith movie.
 
2013-05-31 11:01:30 AM
Why does that kid always look like someone is goosing him?
 
2013-05-31 11:03:13 AM

CapeFearCadaver: Boo. That kid was so cute and was being raised by decent parents. How the f*ck did he end up dating a kardashian? smh.


I found a really weird quote by Will about his parenting. I think the "nice and normal" thing was just an act.

Some gossip reporter to Jaden: It's been reported that you might be dating Kylie Jenner. The Kardashians have treated their fame as the family business. Do you guys see yourselves as similar or different? [Will, laughing, holds up his hand for Jaden not to speak.]
Jaden: I'm trying to understand.
Will: Don't. You know, he's never had to, to deal with those kinds of questions.

Well, forget the Kardashians ... maybe you could just...
Will: [Mimicking] "So how do you think your life is similar or un-similar to people's names in Calabasas?" For our family, the entire structure of our life, our home, our business relationships-the entire purpose is for everyone to be able to create in a way that makes them happy. Fame is almost an inconsequential by-product of what we're really trying to accomplish. We are trying to put great things into the world, we're trying to have fun, and we're trying to become the greatest versions of ourselves in the process of doing things we love. So the idea of fame or exploitation or orchestrating the media is sometimes even less than desirable for us.

What? Although, to be fair, WTF was the reporter doing, comparing the Smiths to the Kardashians? I'd probably come out with a barrage of whargarrble myself if somebody compared me to the Kardashians.
 
2013-05-31 11:23:02 AM

Zombie DJ: Why does that kid always look like someone is goosing him?


Rectal Thetan meters take some getting used to.
 
2013-05-31 11:44:13 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: EyeballKid: "Hey, that's crazy, I have a false sense of entitlement as a result of having all my wants and desires fulfilled while never having to work a day in my life, too!"


 -- I assume this was said at some point in the date.

While I can understand that being said about the Kardashian kid, at least Smith's kid wants to work as an actor. Sure his dad is helping him get parts and all, but the kid still voluntarily works.


You're talking about the same kid who thinks he's ready to be emancipated, and part of that emancipation plan involves his parents buying him a house. Granted, his parents' response wasn't laughter, so they're as much to blame, but he's not exactly someone to put on a pedestal.
 
2013-05-31 11:47:27 AM
Fark, for the love of god, don't start submitting celebrity gossip articles about the Smith crotchgoblins.
 
2013-05-31 11:51:08 AM

cryinoutloud: What? Although, to be fair, WTF was the reporter doing, comparing the Smiths to the Kardashians? I'd probably come out with a barrage of whargarrble myself if somebody compared me to the Kardashians.


Heh, yeah, I probably would to. Well as far as the smiths go, I suppose it takes all kinds...
 
2013-05-31 11:54:05 AM
I clicked the link and saw the picture and basically thought:

You're move, Bieber.

ffs
 
2013-05-31 12:04:30 PM

Diogenes: scottydoesntknow: I don't get the joke....

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 400x393]

Khloe can explain it to you.



Is it me or has she gotten hotter?
 
2013-05-31 12:14:58 PM
So he's going to ruin an Iron Man movie also?
 
2013-05-31 12:27:19 PM

cryinoutloud: CapeFearCadaver: Boo. That kid was so cute and was being raised by decent parents. How the f*ck did he end up dating a kardashian? smh.

I found a really weird quote by Will about his parenting. I think the "nice and normal" thing was just an act.

Some gossip reporter to Jaden: It's been reported that you might be dating Kylie Jenner. The Kardashians have treated their fame as the family business. Do you guys see yourselves as similar or different? [Will, laughing, holds up his hand for Jaden not to speak.]
Jaden: I'm trying to understand.
Will: Don't. You know, he's never had to, to deal with those kinds of questions.

Well, forget the Kardashians ... maybe you could just...
Will: [Mimicking] "So how do you think your life is similar or un-similar to people's names in Calabasas?" For our family, the entire structure of our life, our home, our business relationships-the entire purpose is for everyone to be able to create in a way that makes them happy. Fame is almost an inconsequential by-product of what we're really trying to accomplish. We are trying to put great things into the world, we're trying to have fun, and we're trying to become the greatest versions of ourselves in the process of doing things we love. So the idea of fame or exploitation or orchestrating the media is sometimes even less than desirable for us.

What? Although, to be fair, WTF was the reporter doing, comparing the Smiths to the Kardashians? I'd probably come out with a barrage of whargarrble myself if somebody compared me to the Kardashians.


I find his answer wonderful.  I don't have any reason to doubt the sincerity there, and what he says is a pretty respectable view for someone sitting on piles of money with a well-known name.

/Obviously, I need to start drinking early today.
 
2013-05-31 12:28:57 PM
Next time he decides to dress up like that to Nobu, his gf should say 'No, beau'.

/don't forget to try the veal
 
2013-05-31 12:30:57 PM

Diogenes: Well done, Subby!

But I hate to break it to you - it's been done:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x318]


Was done loong before that... There was an issue that involved Gladiator (from the Shi'ar Imperial Guard) confronting the Enterprise... and Kirk asking "Did he just *punch* my ship?!"

I giggle a little every time I think of that...
 
2013-05-31 12:40:08 PM
I had no idea that boy was old enough to date anyone.
 
2013-05-31 12:40:09 PM
This kid has quickly become one of the most loathsome people in Hollywood.
 
2013-05-31 12:51:52 PM

LectertheChef: Dingleberry Dickwad: EyeballKid: "Hey, that's crazy, I have a false sense of entitlement as a result of having all my wants and desires fulfilled while never having to work a day in my life, too!"


 -- I assume this was said at some point in the date.

While I can understand that being said about the Kardashian kid, at least Smith's kid wants to work as an actor. Sure his dad is helping him get parts and all, but the kid still voluntarily works.

You're talking about the same kid who thinks he's ready to be emancipated, and part of that emancipation plan involves his parents buying him a house. Granted, his parents' response wasn't laughter, so they're as much to blame, but he's not exactly someone to put on a pedestal.


I'm not saying put him on a pedestal, just the whole not having to work in his life thing doesn't match up with the Kardashian girl. You don't hear about her wanting to work or do a damn thing with herself other than spend whatever money the family gets for just being famous. As far as the emancipation thing goes, a lot of teens seem to think they're ready to live on their own. And while the parent's response shouldn't have been laughter, it should have been some form of "Not a chance in hell".
 
2013-05-31 12:56:30 PM
You always go full Hank Venture.
 
2013-05-31 12:58:37 PM

Alphax: I had no idea that boy was old enough to date anyone.


Thus, the halloween costume.
He's hoping he'll get a hershey kiss.
 
2013-05-31 01:04:35 PM
I thought he was going to be wearing some awesome metal-looking costume that you would expect a millionaire to wear, if he were wearing an Iron Man costume. Instead, it looks like the same Iron Man costume I would see trick or treaters wear in my neighborhood. I am disappoint.
 
2013-05-31 01:04:53 PM
Pretty sure if I was dating anything even remotely related to the Kardashians, and if I first didn't kill myself for realizing how horrible my life was to drive me to be in that position, I'd want to be in a disguise as well.
 
2013-05-31 01:16:38 PM

titwrench: You always go full Hank Venture.


Nice
 
2013-05-31 01:23:41 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: EyeballKid: "Hey, that's crazy, I have a false sense of entitlement as a result of having all my wants and desires fulfilled while never having to work a day in my life, too!"


 -- I assume this was said at some point in the date.

While I can understand that being said about the Kardashian kid, at least Smith's kid wants to work as an actor. Sure his dad is helping him get parts and all, but the kid still voluntarily works.


I sort of feel like no matter how hard he works, Pops scoring parts for him is going to spoil any efforts to be taken seriously. If Will Smith wants to do Jayden any favors he should let the boy do his own auditioning or at least stop pulling strings.

For what it's worth at least Jayden appears to have some aptitude for acting, can't entirely blame WS there.
 
2013-05-31 01:26:06 PM
Sorry kid, even that Iron Man suit isn't going to protect you from chlamydia.
 
2013-05-31 01:29:00 PM
A) I want that costume

B) Will Smith doesn't strike me as a bad guy. In fact, he seems alright. His kid, too.
 
2013-05-31 01:33:41 PM

peter21: Sorry kid, even that Iron Man suit isn't going to protect you from chlamydia.


From them? It's explosive chlamydia and rheumatoid herpes.
 
2013-05-31 02:05:52 PM
Sounds like a publicist thought the relationship would be good for both of them. With Jaden desperately trying to be a movie star and the Kardashians desperately trying to be famous it seems like a pretty good pairing. They'll run around do some stupid things and let the paparazzi take pictures of them so it makes TMZ.
 
2013-05-31 02:20:08 PM

titwrench: You always go full Hank Venture.


I wonder if his tongue kept getting caught in the slit.

/it's maddening!
 
2013-05-31 02:43:08 PM
After Earth reviews pretty much nominate it for a razzy award, when is will going to give up pushing his talentless crotch fruit on the movie viewing public?
 
2013-05-31 03:21:57 PM

abiigdog: After Earth reviews pretty much nominate it for a razzy award, when is will going to give up pushing his talentless crotch fruit on the movie viewing public?


I saw that Graham Norton Show video with Will and his son rapping.  It was painful.  He had even less talent than Lil' Jon. - YEAAHH!
 
2013-05-31 03:51:15 PM

PsyLord: abiigdog: After Earth reviews pretty much nominate it for a razzy award, when is will going to give up pushing his talentless crotch fruit on the movie viewing public?

I saw that Graham Norton Show video with Will and his son rapping.  It was painful.  He had even less talent than Lil' Jon. - YEAAHH!


WWWHAAAAT?
 
2013-05-31 04:01:20 PM

PsyLord: abiigdog: After Earth reviews pretty much nominate it for a razzy award, when is will going to give up pushing his talentless crotch fruit on the movie viewing public?

I saw that Graham Norton Show video with Will and his son rapping.  It was painful.  He had even less talent than Lil' Jon. - YEAAHH!


I would not have thought a man as flamboyant as Graham Norton had a son.
 
2013-05-31 04:18:59 PM

JohnnyCanuck: PsyLord: abiigdog: After Earth reviews pretty much nominate it for a razzy award, when is will going to give up pushing his talentless crotch fruit on the movie viewing public?

I saw that Graham Norton Show video with Will and his son rapping.  It was painful.  He had even less talent than Lil' Jon. - YEAAHH!

WWWHAAAAT?


OOHHHKAAAAYYYY!!!

LIL JON!!!!
 
2013-05-31 04:42:28 PM
I'm loathe to do this. But being put on the spot like that, he sounded like every other kid his age who 'raps' things. It's pretty normal, and he came off just like a normal kid. Badly. It's only the guys who sharpen their skills who actually flow.

And the only thing I remember smith junior being in till now is Karate kid. And I liked that.
 
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