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(NBC News)   Al Qaeda magazine lauds Boston bombing, gives Tavern On The Green four and one half stars   (openchannel.nbcnews.com) divider line 23
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2013-05-31 10:38:01 AM
When is the swimsuit issue?
 
2013-05-31 10:38:02 AM
Qaeda magazine food reviewer Mohammed Bin-Alwal said the halal duck prosciutto "was worth suicide bombing for."
 
2013-05-31 10:39:28 AM
that's a pretty nice layout with the burgundy borders contrasting nicely with the blood stained side-walk. I think they should have put the guy in a more colorful shirt as he's kind of washed out with the white background. Also probably should have teased "See page 6 for that one secret to try in bed tonight that will drive your infidel husband crazy!"
 
2013-05-31 10:43:02 AM
In this issue: 10 Things your girl is hiding under her burka
 
2013-05-31 10:43:04 AM
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2013-05-31 10:43:07 AM
Lamestream media.

I get all my news from Throwing Stone magazine.
 
2013-05-31 10:43:47 AM
Tavern on the Green has been closed for years, subbs
 
2013-05-31 10:44:02 AM
One, unless you're Fox News, assertions without evidence is about as effective as hot air, especially when coming from Al Qaeda.

Two, you want to rile up Americans to get them to do what they want? Yes killing our countrymen and threatening our security seems to work (see responses of: Iraq, Afghanistan, drones in Pakistan, et al)

Three, its hard to look all righteous and holy when you look like you just finished toking an entire pound of marijuana.
 
2013-05-31 10:45:01 AM

imashark: to do what they want?


to do what you want?

stupid typo.
 
2013-05-31 10:50:52 AM

skullkrusher: Tavern on the Green has been closed for years, subbs


I thought it was sold to some guy who raised penguins?
 
2013-05-31 10:55:59 AM
DNRTFA, but this is good news.  The publishing arm of the big, bad, almighty al Qaeda has little to crow about apart from an ineffective attack carried out by a couple of complete morons who went to a frickin' party that night, and then planned to drive to NY, to do some more partying, maybe a little more bombing, we'll see how the weekend goes.  Then they shoot a security guard for no apparent reason, and brag to a captive about how they planted the bombs.  Get cornered, one of them runs over the other, and then has no better plan than to cower in somebody's boat until he's caught.  They weren't part of some big plan, they weren't connected with al Qaeda, just two loons.

And this is what the big, bad, almighty al Qaeda has to crow about.  I guarantee that all of the people reading that, who are the targets of al Qaeda fundraising, are thinking, "Man, that is weak sauce."
 
2013-05-31 10:59:12 AM
Hmm, so is it "four and one half stars" or "four and a half stars"? (or even "four and one-half stars"?)
 
2013-05-31 11:02:12 AM
An English-language version of the spring 2013 issue of the online publication, obtained Thursday by NBC News

There's an online publication, too? I got the paper one delivered Wednesday.

The paperboy's gonna be so pissed after packing the paper in a waterproof bag, swimming the Med, passing through Gilbratar, swimming the Atlantic, past Cuba and on into the Gulf, and coming ashore in Houston's humid swampland just to deliver the physical paper. He's not much into flying -- too dangerous.

On the other hand, the paper edition has a full-frontal burqua centerfold with the great Guess Which Wife quiz.
 
2013-05-31 11:08:58 AM
Al-Qaeda is a trolling experiment conducted by the Jews to destroy Islam from the inside. Study it out.
 
2013-05-31 11:16:25 AM

GameSprocket: When is the swimsuit issue?


They canceled it in favor of the full beard issue.
 
2013-05-31 11:17:34 AM

skullkrusher: Tavern on the Green has been closed for years, subbs


Hence the Strange tag?
 
2013-05-31 11:18:15 AM

Granny_Panties: Al-Qaeda is a trolling experiment conducted by the Jews to destroy Islam from the inside. Study it out.


funded by the Illuminati
 
2013-05-31 11:22:54 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: GameSprocket: When is the swimsuit issue?

They canceled it in favor of the full beard issue.


Too bad Tom and Katie broke up then.
 
2013-05-31 11:25:59 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: GameSprocket: When is the swimsuit issue?


This attention whore from last year issue ruined it for everyone.

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2013-05-31 12:38:32 PM
If your in-flight magazine is "Al-Qaeda Magazine", you don't need to worry about a little turbulence.
 
2013-05-31 12:49:56 PM
i'm partial to the Green Dragon myself.
 
2013-05-31 01:30:57 PM
Huh? Al Qaeda Magazine? Is their publisher the same one of the Paris Business Review?
 
2013-06-01 01:56:54 AM
If I was the editor of Al-Qaeda Magazine, I'd have an honest and straight forward monthly review of a popular restaurant in a different major American city... complete with pictures of the dishes, wait staff,, etc... just like a travel magazine

/Think about it: what would your reaction be if it was somewhere you've been to?
 
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