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(Komo)   Sex shop thief steals the top half of a mannequin, returns hours later hoping to get to third base   (komonews.com) divider line 21
    More: Fail, sex shops, third bases, shoplifting, Silverdale  
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2013-05-31 10:09:04 AM
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-31 10:13:31 AM
Here too early for the really creepy comments.
 
2013-05-31 10:17:16 AM
" You know I would never interrupt you when you're getting a piece of wood..."

cache.gawker.com
 
2013-05-31 10:18:45 AM
Over in one,

Kwame
 
2013-05-31 10:19:28 AM
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www.cardinalfang.net
 
2013-05-31 10:32:09 AM
i690.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-31 10:32:35 AM
So he left a trail of dildos so he could find his way back for the third time... which is the charm..
It's quite a bike ride back to Bainbridge island from silverdale he must have been determined.
 
2013-05-31 10:32:44 AM
i690.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-31 10:43:06 AM
One more for good measure....

img.fark.net
 
2013-05-31 10:57:49 AM
So, which one of these dolls is Bubba?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-31 11:24:50 AM
My girlfriend is a top model...
 
2013-05-31 12:17:18 PM
carlosnightman.files.wordpress.com
Video's a little grainy, but I think this might be a better pic of the perp...
 
2013-05-31 12:17:31 PM
"That's pretty stupid," said customer Jessica Harris. "Why would you steal a mannequin?"

More realistic than something like this, perhaps?

coltmonday.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-31 01:05:52 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-05-31 01:24:57 PM

offmymeds: "That's pretty stupid," said customer Jessica Harris. "Why would you steal a mannequin?"

More realistic than something like this, perhaps?

[coltmonday.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]


Why post a picture of one of the Kardashians?
 
2013-05-31 01:29:33 PM
She's not half the woman she use to be.
 
2013-05-31 07:38:32 PM
What's his Fark name?
 
2013-06-01 12:21:19 AM

AbiNormal: What's his Fark name?


See most of the above posts for a clue
 
2013-06-01 10:20:48 AM
I'm pretty sure the kids these days consider anal as first base.
 
2013-06-01 11:31:57 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: I'm pretty sure the kids these days consider anal as first base.


Most of 'em are so dumb though, they need a first base coach.
 
2013-06-02 12:00:40 AM
Aren't you too old to be playing with dolls??
 
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