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(WHIO-TV Dayton)   Dayton police report a man broke into a home and defecated in a bedroom but did not steal anything. No arrests have been made but detectives are narrowing the search by process of elimination   (whiotv.com) divider line 38
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2013-05-31 01:00:19 AM  
Lol. Well done, Subby.
 
2013-05-31 01:07:43 AM  
Damnit Najeh, you can afford your own closet!
 
2013-05-31 05:10:00 AM  
So, they have nothing to go on?
 
2013-05-31 07:04:21 AM  
I submitted this with a cornier headline.
 
2013-05-31 08:49:35 AM  
Crappy headline, Subby.
 
2013-05-31 08:49:40 AM  
Gonna be a lot of paperwork.
 
2013-05-31 08:51:23 AM  
There's a condition that causes this, I think.  We had a guy that was charged with over 180 B&E's in my area years ago.  He either took a dump or puked in every house.  There was some expert testimony about a psychological issue.
 
2013-05-31 08:52:19 AM  
What can brown do for you?(unless it was green)
 
2013-05-31 08:57:53 AM  
We had a guy across the street renting an apartment in a four family house. Pissed people off letting his dog run amuck every evening (high traveled road no less). One time someone broke in his place, made a sammich, pinched an epic sized loaf in the john & left it for him to admire, then stole his water jug full of pennies. Naturally the local police were baffled.
 
2013-05-31 08:58:00 AM  
The article lacks so many details that they don't even explain how they know it is a man.
 
2013-05-31 08:58:27 AM  
Hope the cops don't do a shiatty job with the investigation or else the whole, smelly case will go down the drain.
 
2013-05-31 09:01:06 AM  
I used to live on that very street.  This story in no way surprises me...
 
2013-05-31 09:06:24 AM  
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a loaded colon is a good guy with a loaded colon. I'm off to Taco Bell as part of my quest to defend Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
 
hej
2013-05-31 09:06:57 AM  
Bravo,  subtard.  Bravo.
 
2013-05-31 09:07:17 AM  
Dayton:  The birthplace of Hustler Magazine.
 
2013-05-31 09:08:54 AM  

Shouting into the wind: I used to live on that very street.  This story in no way surprises me...


Drove down Far Hills right in that neighborhood this morning. Also not entirely surprised.
 
2013-05-31 09:13:19 AM  

Fissile: Dayton:  The birthplace of Hustler Magazine.


It's the f*cking Athens of North America.
 
2013-05-31 09:25:44 AM  

Fissile: Dayton:  The birthplace of Hustler Magazine.


Dayton is a giant shiatdump. There was a story this past fall on the local news that if Dayton tore down ten vacant and condemned houses a day, it take them more than thirty years to get rid of them all.
 
2013-05-31 09:30:47 AM  

Gonz: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a loaded colon is a good guy with a loaded colon. I'm off to Taco Bell as part of my quest to defend Truth, Justice, and the American Way.


You can take my flingin' poo when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
 
2013-05-31 09:38:18 AM  
His buddy will turn him in. Stool pigeon.
 
2013-05-31 09:43:47 AM  

RINO: Fissile: Dayton:  The birthplace of Hustler Magazine.

Dayton is a giant shiatdump. There was a story this past fall on the local news that if Dayton tore down ten vacant and condemned houses a day, it take them more than thirty years to get rid of them all.


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What keeps Dayton alive are the surround burbs.  What keeps the surrounding burbs alive is Wright-Patterson.
 
2013-05-31 10:14:38 AM  
Turd Burglar?
 
2013-05-31 10:34:51 AM  
Feet cold
eyes red
I'm out my head
Am I alive, am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
god damn
shiat the bed
 
2013-05-31 10:49:14 AM  

Hoblit: The article lacks so many details that they don't even explain how they know it is a man.


media.makeadare.com
 
2013-05-31 10:53:05 AM  

Hoblit: The article lacks so many details that they don't even explain how they know it is a man.


Maybe he left the seat up.
 
2013-05-31 10:54:04 AM  
FTFA: this was in a suburb of Dayton called Kettering.
 
2013-05-31 11:24:37 AM  

jso2897: You can take my flingin' poo when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.


You never mess with another man's flingin' poo, dog, wife, or drivin' whiskey. That's just common sense.
 
2013-05-31 11:38:16 AM  
Excellent work, subby!
 
2013-05-31 12:13:00 PM  
IT'S GREAT IN DAYTON

oh and I didn't do it
 
2013-05-31 12:43:11 PM  

Gonz: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a loaded colon is a good guy with a loaded colon. I'm off to Taco Bell as part of my quest to defend Truth, Justice, and the American Way.


Is there a constitutional right to own loaded colons? Do we have the right, under the constitution, to own high capacity loaded colons? We need Washington to enact legislation on this highly controversial subject. How many more Americans will lose their beloved mattresses before something is done? This must not be allowed to continue! Enact bowel legislation now!
 
2013-05-31 01:02:14 PM  
Has forensic science advanced so much that we can now dust for poo?

Enhance
Enhance
nevermind
 
2013-05-31 03:14:45 PM  

offmymeds: Gonz: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a loaded colon is a good guy with a loaded colon. I'm off to Taco Bell as part of my quest to defend Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

Is there a constitutional right to own loaded colons? Do we have the right, under the constitution, to own high capacity loaded colons? We need Washington to enact legislation on this highly controversial subject. How many more Americans will lose their beloved mattresses before something is done? This must not be allowed to continue! Enact bowel legislation now!


Whatever shall we call our new movement?
 
2013-05-31 03:36:27 PM  
Uh oh, somebody took a shiat in the bathtub oh yeah Kaboom and wipe that shiat off
 
2013-05-31 03:49:11 PM  

mudpants: offmymeds: Gonz: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a loaded colon is a good guy with a loaded colon. I'm off to Taco Bell as part of my quest to defend Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

Is there a constitutional right to own loaded colons? Do we have the right, under the constitution, to own high capacity loaded colons? We need Washington to enact legislation on this highly controversial subject. How many more Americans will lose their beloved mattresses before something is done? This must not be allowed to continue! Enact bowel legislation now!

Whatever shall we call our new movement?


Citizens Against Illegal Colons? ;)
 
2013-05-31 03:54:00 PM  
There was shiat in the doorway to the men's room at Reagan National when I was there Monday.

/they almost made it....
 
2013-05-31 04:32:15 PM  

offmymeds: mudpants: offmymeds: Gonz: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a loaded colon is a good guy with a loaded colon. I'm off to Taco Bell as part of my quest to defend Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

Is there a constitutional right to own loaded colons? Do we have the right, under the constitution, to own high capacity loaded colons? We need Washington to enact legislation on this highly controversial subject. How many more Americans will lose their beloved mattresses before something is done? This must not be allowed to continue! Enact bowel legislation now!

Whatever shall we call our new movement?

Citizens Against Illegal Colons? ;)


Patriots Offering Our Protection.
 
2013-05-31 04:43:10 PM  
Ah, Dayton. I'd rather live there than Lima, but that really isn't saying much.
 
2013-06-01 11:38:19 AM  

Gonz: offmymeds: mudpants: offmymeds: Gonz: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a loaded colon is a good guy with a loaded colon. I'm off to Taco Bell as part of my quest to defend Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

Is there a constitutional right to own loaded colons? Do we have the right, under the constitution, to own high capacity loaded colons? We need Washington to enact legislation on this highly controversial subject. How many more Americans will lose their beloved mattresses before something is done? This must not be allowed to continue! Enact bowel legislation now!

Whatever shall we call our new movement?

Citizens Against Illegal Colons? ;)

Patriots Offering Our Protection.


BRILLIANT!!!
 
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