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(BBC)   Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev walks   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-05-30 07:22:15 PM
21 votes:
Now THAT is a trolltastic headline!
2013-05-30 09:10:07 PM
5 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-30 09:05:01 PM
5 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Good to see he is getting healthy,
It would be a shame to whack him in an Electric Wheel Chair.

I think of him every time I change the Dirt Bag on my vacuum cleaner.


I, for one, hope he isn't given the death penalty.

I hope he lives to regret his actions, and I don't even wish prison rape on him.

I simply hope he comes to understand what he did to murder those people was very wrong, and I hope he regrets what he did. It was so wrong to kill those people, and also to waste his own life & whatever good he could have brought to the world if he didn't choose this path.

Such senseless waste... another death would be regrettable.
2013-05-30 07:22:56 PM
5 votes:
Dead man walking
2013-05-30 07:24:53 PM
4 votes:
On the one hand, that's some damn good headline bait. On the other hand, abuse of the newsflash tag.

I'm torn.
2013-05-30 09:35:21 PM
3 votes:

netweavr: I'm glad he's recovering. Hopefully he'll show up for his trial in good health.

Then, if the evidence is sufficient, justice can be served.


This. Even though it's hard to know what the facts are given all the misreporting by damn near everybody who can it's hard to imagine he'll be found Not Guilty or that he should be; still, he is a human being and an American citizen, subject like us to the rule of law and not a mob with baseball bats. Justice is not served if even a mass-murdering scumbag is denied a fair trial.

And I'm glad his mother's on his side, even if she might be going a bit overboard in her public statements. It'd be hard to respect a mother who said "Here, kill my son."

Y'all may now carry on showing the world how unfit for democracy Americans still are.
2013-05-30 07:32:55 PM
3 votes:
Same here - abuse of NewsFlash Tag, 5 yard penalty.  Trolltastic headline, first down with a 5 yard gain.  It all cancels out in the end.
2013-05-30 09:37:10 PM
2 votes:

SilentStrider: Newsflash abuse, trolling, me in a bad mood, -1.


no
no it is not
the HEADLINE makes it a NEWS FLAsh
iat is a PERFECT use of tag + trol headline

you should be ashamed of yourself for complaining
2013-05-30 09:32:47 PM
2 votes:
If we don't already have a "Troll HOTY" category, we need one NOW, and we need to preemptively award the first award in this category to Subby.  Masterfully done.

Subby, out yourself and take a bow!
2013-05-30 09:29:57 PM
2 votes:

pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba


Slang terminology.

If someone "walks", it's like saying he was let out of jail and/or cleared of wrongdoing in the eyes of the law.

Submitter was making a bad pun because Dzokhar was able to physically walk, and people are reacting as if he was set free/held blameless for the bombing in Boston.
2013-05-30 09:29:17 PM
2 votes:
"He didn't hold back his emotions either, as if he were screaming to the whole world: 'What is this? What's happening?'" [Dzhokhar's mom] said.

Heh. Yeah. You know who else feels that way? HIS VICTIMS.

So STFU already.
2013-05-30 09:09:10 PM
2 votes:
Calling for anyone's death is depraved in any circumstance whatsoever. I have hope that everyone with a problem can be rehabilitated and become a productive member of society. We can't fail to let anyone down.
2013-05-30 08:48:07 PM
2 votes:
i563.photobucket.com
2013-05-30 08:45:32 PM
2 votes:
Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.
2013-05-30 08:44:19 PM
2 votes:

labman: Now THAT is a trolltastic headline!


Yup. That may be topical headline of the year, right there.

Subby, you magnificent bastard.
2013-05-30 08:44:13 PM
2 votes:
This is a problem we can fix.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-05-30 08:43:19 PM
2 votes:
I think they'll find him dead in his cell very soon..
2013-05-30 08:42:46 PM
2 votes:
motores.com.py
2013-05-30 08:42:45 PM
2 votes:
So at least he'll be able to walk to the execution chamber.

Murdering POS.

Die sooner rather than later you farking scumbag child killing bastard. I hope it's painful.
2013-05-30 08:42:05 PM
2 votes:
I knew it was a troll. KNEW IT! But subby got me to click just to make sure. Well done.
2013-05-30 07:53:59 PM
2 votes:
Nice. I had to click.

+1
2013-05-31 04:46:36 AM
1 votes:
This comment thread is tl;dr... but surely I'm not the only one who read the headline and simply thought "Boston bomber's rehab must be goin' pretty well for him to be able to get up and walk around already - on account of him having looked like human Swiss cheese when he was brought in and all". /didn't call you Shirley
2013-05-31 01:09:10 AM
1 votes:
Subby, you are a magnificent bastard.
2013-05-31 12:39:30 AM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.


Wrong.  Unfortunately, Hellen Keller was killed during WW2 and is, in fact, deceased.  There Is no possible way that your statement is true.
2013-05-31 12:17:50 AM
1 votes:
Just like Joltin' Joe Paterno's case, there reaches a point where the family needs to shut the f*ck up.

Goddamn kid confessed, and supplied details that only the bombers would know. Once that happens, it's time to stop the "My poor innocent son" bullshiat and start hoping for leniency in the trial.
2013-05-31 12:00:00 AM
1 votes:
I want this guy to be executed as much as anyone else if he's guilty... but I have to say, things about this case are just really, really, fishy. I get the feeling that there is a hell of a lot more that we aren't finding out.
2013-05-30 11:44:40 PM
1 votes:
lesquestionscomposent.fr
2013-05-30 10:14:34 PM
1 votes:
Gotta get that boy healed up so he can be coddled for the rest of his days at taxpayer expense.
2013-05-30 09:52:05 PM
1 votes:

Bahleted: I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?


No, you are not. If you haven't had your head buried in the sand lately, you knew he wasn't getting out of jail for a long time, if only for his own protection. I knew it meant he was ambulatory, and if you didn't, you are out of touch.
2013-05-30 09:30:14 PM
1 votes:
Now THAT'S how you troll, folks.

Bravo!
2013-05-30 09:27:20 PM
1 votes:

pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba


Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>
2013-05-30 09:03:26 PM
1 votes:

Paris1127: Mein Mullah, I can valk!

/if he really does walk, we can send him back to Russia
//and they will send him to the Black Dolphin


Why would we send him back to Russia?  Try him here in America and kill him.
2013-05-30 09:01:47 PM
1 votes:

Heinrich von Eckardt: Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.

Surprise, surprise. They got they wrong guys.

So release him already and hope he doesn't sue for too much.

Seriously... with all the police and federal involvement, is it too much to ask that they at least shoot the right guys?

Sheesh!


You know there's video of the gunfight they were in, the night Speedbump died, right?

Of all the things you can do that say "I'm not the perp!", getting into a gun battle with the police is pretty much the last thing on the list.

The guy shooting and saying "you'll never take me alive, Coppers"?... That guy did it.
2013-05-30 08:56:47 PM
1 votes:
Very amusing.  Although I dont know why people assumed it was anything than what it was.  I mean... come on.
2013-05-30 08:56:04 PM
1 votes:
Yeah that headline started the gears turning in my head....

[itsaconspiracy.jpg]

/welcome to the headline of the year party
2013-05-30 08:53:02 PM
1 votes:
OH GOD THAT WAS TROLLTASTIC!
2013-05-30 08:51:34 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad he's recovering. Hopefully he'll show up for his trial in good health.

Then, if the evidence is sufficient, justice can be served.
2013-05-30 08:51:11 PM
1 votes:
Subby should work for CNN.

This might be next, " Dark skinned man seen near Air Force One  . . . "
2013-05-30 08:47:35 PM
1 votes:
I took little paper cutouts of trollface printouts, and stuck them in my neices socks.

Put on sock
Feel something in sock
Pull off sock
Find paper trollface.
2013-05-30 08:44:51 PM
1 votes:
OK, Am I and a few others the only ones who got (and laughed at) the brilliance of the headline?

Good one subby!
2013-05-30 08:43:25 PM
1 votes:
stream.aljazeera.com
2013-05-30 08:42:09 PM
1 votes:
Then they wont have to carry his sorry ass to his execution.
2013-05-30 08:41:19 PM
1 votes:

labman: Now THAT is a trolltastic headline!


Seriously. I got trolled hard.

Bravo, subs!
2013-05-30 07:27:01 PM
1 votes:
I too am torn, but I went with +1.  Meh, slow news day anyway.
2013-05-30 07:21:26 PM
1 votes:
Bad subby! This guy is getting the death penalty, regardless of what the court says.
 
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