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(BBC)   Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev walks   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 240
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2013-05-31 12:39:30 AM

Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.


Wrong.  Unfortunately, Hellen Keller was killed during WW2 and is, in fact, deceased.  There Is no possible way that your statement is true.
 
2013-05-31 12:41:23 AM
Good. Make sure he is good and healthy when we put him to death.
 
2013-05-31 01:06:27 AM
That's what you get for shooting people in the neck.

/200 rds and not even a knee capping
 
2013-05-31 01:07:06 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.

Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.


Dude the bullet that killed the MIT Police Officer matched the gun found in the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was hiding. Add it up!

You strike me as the type of person who, in the face of every logical fact, CHOOSES to believe in fallacy.  You're the kind of guy that wouldn't be satisfied with video of them committing the crime (Because that can be staged, right?) or a confession (Because confessions are notoriously suspect.)

These two cocksuckers DID THIS, and Russia even tried to warn us!
 
2013-05-31 01:09:10 AM
Subby, you are a magnificent bastard.
 
2013-05-31 01:19:01 AM

Silent But Deadly: Fuggin Bizzy: were

plural highlighted as well. (since you changed the quotes, I can too).


Guh? I quoted your entire post.

Anyway, sorry for the snark. Native English speakers understood the sentence perfectly well. I tend to forget some of us are ESL.
 
2013-05-31 01:30:45 AM

sascrotch: Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.

Wrong.  Unfortunately, Hellen Keller was killed during WW2 and is, in fact, deceased.  There Is no possible way that your statement is true.


Technically, she wasn't killed. It was a consequence of experimenting with radium.
 
2013-05-31 01:33:16 AM

aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.


All of her "evidence" links back to her own site. It's all bullshiat and she's an idiot or a lunatic. Either way someday she'll do something warranting the feds step in and come after her and you'll want nothing to do with her at that point.

\she also doesn't understand what photo essay means.
 
2013-05-31 01:42:19 AM

Beaver Knievel: J. Frank Parnell: megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...

I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.

You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on?


I would LOVE if they also got him for murder, for killing his brother.
 
2013-05-31 01:52:05 AM
"I could just feel that he was being driven crazy by the unfairness that happened to us, that they killed our innocent Tamerlan."

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
 
2013-05-31 01:53:08 AM
Heal him then kill him. If they knew they're going to kill him anyway, why even waste money to heal him? They already got all they want from him.
 
2013-05-31 02:05:05 AM
+1 for the troll headline.

YA GOT ME GOOD BUDDY
 
2013-05-31 02:36:01 AM

Jesterling: [www.charlock.org image 771x804]


is that cat crapping paper?
 
2013-05-31 02:39:20 AM

GreenSun: Heal him then kill him. If they knew they're going to kill him anyway, why even waste money to heal him? They already got all they want from him.


because right now, he's technically still innocent.
 
2013-05-31 03:03:55 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-31 03:11:15 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: GreenSun: Heal him then kill him. If they knew they're going to kill him anyway, why even waste money to heal him? They already got all they want from him.

because right now, he's technically still innocent.


They'll even do that once he's sentenced to death and has an execution date. If he had a heart attack walking to the execution room...they would try to revive him. I think they legally *have* to, weirdly enough. I think the reasoning is, until all is done legally, there's a possibility for a stay of execution.

I really don't like the death penalty and I'm all for removing it especially since we can't manage to adjudicate it fairly in this country....but I'm also not going to lose any sleep if this guy gets put down. /shrug
 
2013-05-31 04:11:40 AM
So happy it was a white person this time. Soooo relieved you guys.
 
2013-05-31 04:46:36 AM
This comment thread is tl;dr... but surely I'm not the only one who read the headline and simply thought "Boston bomber's rehab must be goin' pretty well for him to be able to get up and walk around already - on account of him having looked like human Swiss cheese when he was brought in and all". /didn't call you Shirley
 
2013-05-31 05:32:09 AM

Beaver Knievel: J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.

Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.

Dude the bullet that killed the MIT Police Officer matched the gun found in the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was hiding. Add it up!

You strike me as the type of person who, in the face of every logical fact, CHOOSES to believe in fallacy.  You're the kind of guy that wouldn't be satisfied with video of them committing the crime (Because that can be staged, right?) or a confession (Because confessions are notoriously suspect.)

These two cocksuckers DID THIS, and Russia even tried to warn us!


I thought he was unarmed in the boat when they found him
 
2013-05-31 05:41:13 AM

Nem Wan: Calling for anyone's death is depraved in any circumstance whatsoever. I have hope that everyone with a problem can be rehabilitated and become a productive member of society. We can't fail to let anyone down.


I completely agree with you.

F*ck that worthless piece of sh*t..
 
2013-05-31 06:45:37 AM

Beaver Knievel: J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.

Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.

Dude the bullet that killed the MIT Police Officer matched the gun found in the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was hiding. Add it up!

You strike me as the type of person who, in the face of every logical fact, CHOOSES to believe in fallacy.  You're the kind of guy that wouldn't be satisfied with video of them committing the crime (Because that can be staged, right?) or a confession (Because confessions are notoriously suspect.)

These two cocksuckers DID THIS, and Russia even tried to warn us!


He was unarmed. Mostly everything else you said was also factually wrong. That was just low hanging fruit and I'm sleepy.
 
2013-05-31 06:53:53 AM

jmr61: So at least he'll be able to walk to the execution chamber.


Massachusetts does not have the death penalty.
 
2013-05-31 06:57:16 AM

Bontesla: He was unarmed. Mostly everything else you said was also factually wrong. That was just low hanging fruit and I'm sleepy.


Less rational, reasonable questions, more over-the-top screaming for his death, please.   You want to sound tough.

/I hope he has a big televised trial, unedited and in full view of everyone
//haha, as if
/// "due to security concerns, the entire trial will be behind closed doors"
 
2013-05-31 06:58:22 AM

Gonz: The guy shooting and saying "you'll never take me alive, Coppers"?... That guy did it.


There are a lot of sad, paranoid losers just itching for their "final showdown" with the authorities, even if they haven't actually done anything noteworthy with their lives.
 
2013-05-31 07:02:23 AM

ransack.: I thought he was unarmed in the boat when they found him


I think the cops were totally justified in assuming he was armed.  But it should be a matter of some concern that they could engage in a prolonged "exchange of fire" before realizing that they were the only ones shooting.
 
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2013-05-31 07:21:08 AM
i1.ytimg.com

The Submitter is a Spaz!!
 
2013-05-31 07:58:22 AM
Where is Annie Wilkes when you need her?

/Not too obscure I hope.
 
2013-05-31 08:18:44 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-31 08:34:03 AM
this really sucks that i have to pay for his health care and then pay to kill him
 
2013-05-31 08:52:21 AM
Good.  He'll be able to walk himself to his next and last place to sit.

www.chairblog.eu
 
2013-05-31 09:15:23 AM
Screw tsarnarev all hes gonna do is bomb something else,so who cares. www.l4dmaps.com tsanerev the later years
 
2013-05-31 10:42:05 AM
Good.

Now let's see how weel he can run.
 
2013-05-31 10:43:01 AM
well... how well he can run... dammit.
 
2013-05-31 11:22:16 AM
He should have to donate his legs to some of his victims.
 
2013-05-31 12:07:35 PM
Thanks Subby now I'm kind of hoping for an epic Follow up Tag,
Boston-bombing-suspect-Dzhokhar-Tsarnaev-walks, this is not a repeat from 5/31/13
 
2013-05-31 02:26:01 PM

legion_of_doo: Nothing To See Here: Good to see he is getting healthy,
It would be a shame to whack him in an Electric Wheel Chair.

I think of him every time I change the Dirt Bag on my vacuum cleaner.

I, for one, hope he isn't given the death penalty.

I hope he lives to regret his actions, and I don't even wish prison rape on him.

I simply hope he comes to understand what he did to murder those people was very wrong, and I hope he regrets what he did. It was so wrong to kill those people, and also to waste his own life & whatever good he could have brought to the world if he didn't choose this path.

Such senseless waste... another death would be regrettable.


So, say he does that on day 2 of his life sentence.  What then?
 
2013-05-31 02:27:04 PM

gte269: this really sucks that i have to pay for his health care and then pay to kill him


So, don't pay for his healthcare.  Problem solved.
 
2013-05-31 04:09:45 PM
Sigh, misleading headlines, another reason I've outgrown this site.

Yes, I've been here longer than you.  Check it.
 
2013-05-31 05:01:52 PM

mattg: Sigh, misleading headlines, another reason I've outgrown this site.

Yes, I've been here longer than you.  Check it.


Are you saying the headline actually fooled you?

I got it immediately and I'm not really that smart.
 
2013-05-31 06:44:13 PM

mattg: Sigh, misleading headlines, another reason I've outgrown this site.

Yes, I've been here longer than you.  Check it.


Nope.
 
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