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2013-05-30 10:45:02 PM

Marcintosh: WALKS!, to the gas chamber


In like 10 years or however long until his (possible) execution, I'm stealing this and using it as a Fark headline.
 
2013-05-30 10:45:34 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: Gotta get that boy healed up so he can be coddled for the rest of his days at taxpayer expense.


Laborforce task #0038Delta: Maintenance/Cleanup of Cattle Egesta Lagoon

Qualifications: Terroristic act; terroristic threatening; mass murder; serial murder; serial rape

Supplies: Custom waste disposal storage boat, nets, gas mask, medical gown, high tensile strength latex gloves, rubber waders, UnitD200 Custom Military-issue Wet ShopVac, various soaps, water, electric cyclone fence for perimeter, high security inmate storage pit facility designation 003Beta*, fresh water outake system, sewerage connection/or HAZMAT certified tanker trucks w/ pump facility**

Location: Nonspecific ConAgra CAFO

Description: Inmates work from dawn until dusk. Duties include, but are not limited to, removal of urine and fecal matter from waste lagoon. Transports material to pump facility for offloading. Recieves one hour break for lunch, may read or engage television under guard watch. Inmates may utilize shower facilities for thirty minutes at shift end, to be given: GoJo commercial soap product, Unit#3DX2 military issue bath towel, cotton apparel, space blanket in cold weather

Allowances: Class D: Attempt to escape perimeter, fence voltage increased; taser use; mace use; tactical knife and baton use; handcuff use; halogen spotlight use; infared non lethal beanbag shot use. Class(Delta symbol):Hostility towards guards: Taser use, high voltage; hidden dart projector use; lethal round by discretion of Class28C Snipers.

Inmate feed: Excluded meat deemed unsafe for human consumption and safe for animal consumption, cooked to high internal temperature to eliminate bacteria (Hightemp Meat Exclusions) for sandwiches for lunch. Unit5Z9 Prisoner Feed (dog food formulated to be edible, palatable, and nutritious for humans, with typical dog-food flavors elevated to human taste so that it does not taste like styrofoam...yes I know that), water, Unit5Z12H, 13H, 14H, 15H holiday food, vitamin injected gelatin cubes, lime flavor

*A deep, deep, deep pit, covered by an iron grid and a weatherproof roof, with roof-mounted, shielded fluorescent lights only. Dirt flooring, sterilized plastic table and chairs bolted to concrete, soft silicon plate for eating, foam cup for drinking. Inmates, while in training, are to construct own mattress utilizing local hay or cattails and burlap. Chemical toilet, squat over type with lid bolted to concrete, for egesting. Sink with h/c gravity fed plumbing and tearless baby shampoo for bathing. Access is by means of retracted ladder. Walls and part of floor are concrete, sloped inwards at angle to prevent scaling. Remote-control stun, tear gas, and fire grenades (which put out fires) attached to ceiling. Top level, windowless, padded, cinder-block room for solitary confinement. Twelve foot cinder block walls with embedded glass shards surround perimeter of pit. Sprinkler system and iron-grid mounted high outflow fans for hot weather creates artificial cool shower. Did I miss anything? No? Good.

**Funding by combined taxpayer money, contract funding from farmers (who are glorified and advertised for their service), inmate funding from other work projects.
 
2013-05-30 10:50:08 PM
Well played sir. Well played
 
2013-05-30 10:52:03 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: vitamin injected gelatin cubes, lime flavor


lime flavor?  ugggh.

there should be limits.  a line drawn that civilized societies just don't cross.
 
2013-05-30 10:52:56 PM

megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...


I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.
 
2013-05-30 10:53:15 PM
Great, now break his legs.
 
2013-05-30 10:54:52 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: Skywolf the Scribbler: vitamin injected gelatin cubes, lime flavor

lime flavor?  ugggh.

there should be limits.  a line drawn that civilized societies just don't cross.


Good sir, if you mean lime gelatin (shudder), LOL. If not: Food. Water. Shelter. Bathing. Gas mask, contained oxygen, and equipment. Artificial climate control (ever used a space blanket? It kept me warm at 0 degrees in Alaska). The gravity of the punishment reserves it for the absolute worst criminals, such as the bomber in question. Lesser Laborforce designations for lesser crimes.

/Don't elect me for president
 
2013-05-30 10:55:57 PM
Subby, you magnificent bastard

cs10322.vk.me
 
2013-05-30 10:55:59 PM

J. Frank Parnell: megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...

I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.


You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on?
 
2013-05-30 10:56:35 PM
This thread floats on votes
 
2013-05-30 10:57:40 PM
Also, just because:

img41.imageshack.us
i423.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-30 10:57:47 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>

No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.


The case is made for a "Dumb" button.
 
2013-05-30 10:58:34 PM

aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.


Wow.

I think I need a shower to get the stupid off.
 
2013-05-30 10:59:12 PM

aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.


....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.
 
2013-05-30 11:01:54 PM

tenpoundsofcheese: trappedspirit: I'm not sure how anyone saw this headline as trolling.  At least in the sense that it seems such obvious troll that it couldn't be.  There are some cases where the defendant "walks" due to some "letter of the law" technicality.  But did you really think that even if such a technicality existed in this case it would ever see the light of day?  The only people trolled here are the ones optomistic enough to think that high profile cases get a fair shake.  People blindly want solid answers where only whispy ones exist, and hopefully a death so they can return to a point of perceived safety and let the water flow under the bridge.  This guy could only "walk" on some fictional justice system drama show.

and yet there are people here who cite cop shows as their evidence of how people walk.
this is fark after all, not www.legalreviewandstuff.com


You could have at least welcomed me, or something

/;)
 
2013-05-30 11:03:39 PM

the_foo: legion_of_doo: I, for one, hope he isn't given the death penalty.

After reading his mom's BS, I hope she lives to see her other son executed. The lot of them can take the express to hell.


See, she has to live with her own cray cray. Even the dad couldn't put up with her shiat.

It must burn her up for the fruit of her womb to be dead of the cray cray or locked up because of it. Think about that.

I hope she finds some peace first. Just imagine the pain she must feel because of life's circumstances (because she's obviously one of those "external locus of control" nuts).  I just totally wish for her to be able to heal herself. Really get in touch with her insides, heal the crazy, and get to that place where she understands all the wrong she's done to her kids & her life.

Serious. It would be triumph of humanity if these people learned regret, and truthfully asked forgiveness from all the people they've taken from because they understood the pain they've caused at last. I'd totally prefer that over the death penalty.
 
2013-05-30 11:06:27 PM
Beaver Knievel: Beaver Knievel: You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on?
The people on TV would never lie to me.

Maybe i'm just weird in that i like to make decisions for myself, instead of blindly believing whatever people tell me. If the CCTV recording of them placing the backpacks was sufficient evidence for them, then it's also sufficient evidence for me. I can't think of any good reason the tape wasn't already made public. I'm even willing to overlook any possible fabrication of such a tape. I'd just like something.
 
2013-05-30 11:06:44 PM

megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.


I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.
 
2013-05-30 11:09:35 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: This thread floats on votes


Yeah, totes.
 
2013-05-30 11:11:39 PM

Skywolf the Scribbler: InternetSecurityGuard: Gotta get that boy healed up so he can be coddled for the rest of his days at taxpayer expense.

Laborforce task #0038Delta: Maintenance/Cleanup of Cattle Egesta Lagoon

Qualifications: Terroristic act; terroristic threatening; mass murder; serial murder; serial rape

Supplies: Custom waste disposal storage boat, nets, gas mask, medical gown, high tensile strength latex gloves, rubber waders, UnitD200 Custom Military-issue Wet ShopVac, various soaps, water, electric cyclone fence for perimeter, high security inmate storage pit facility designation 003Beta*, fresh water outake system, sewerage connection/or HAZMAT certified tanker trucks w/ pump facility**

Location: Nonspecific ConAgra CAFO

Description: Inmates work from dawn until dusk. Duties include, but are not limited to, removal of urine and fecal matter from waste lagoon. Transports material to pump facility for offloading. Recieves one hour break for lunch, may read or engage television under guard watch. Inmates may utilize shower facilities for thirty minutes at shift end, to be given: GoJo commercial soap product, Unit#3DX2 military issue bath towel, cotton apparel, space blanket in cold weather

Allowances: Class D: Attempt to escape perimeter, fence voltage increased; taser use; mace use; tactical knife and baton use; handcuff use; halogen spotlight use; infared non lethal beanbag shot use. Class(Delta symbol):Hostility towards guards: Taser use, high voltage; hidden dart projector use; lethal round by discretion of Class28C Snipers.

Inmate feed: Excluded meat deemed unsafe for human consumption and safe for animal consumption, cooked to high internal temperature to eliminate bacteria (Hightemp Meat Exclusions) for sandwiches for lunch. Unit5Z9 Prisoner Feed (dog food formulated to be edible, palatable, and nutritious for humans, with typical dog-food flavors elevated to human taste so that it does not taste like styrofoam...yes I know that), water, Unit5Z12H, 13H, 14H, 15H holi ...


Now that's proper coddlin'.
 
pla
2013-05-30 11:12:55 PM
nmrsnr : Isn't the headline trolltastic enough?

Nonono, I think you missed the point there - The poor boy has done nothing wrong, complete lamb, totally innocent victim of prejudice. Release him. Now. No questions asked.

...In Brookline. With at least 24 hours public notice of the exact dropoff spot.  By cab.  The same night as a major police charitable event that will keep every cop in the city guaranteed at least an hour away.

Get it now?
 
2013-05-30 11:13:18 PM

aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.


Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that
 
2013-05-30 11:17:31 PM

J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: Beaver Knievel: You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on? The people on TV would never lie to me.

Maybe i'm just weird in that i like to make decisions for myself, instead of blindly believing whatever people tell me. If the CCTV recording of them placing the backpacks was sufficient evidence for them, then it's also sufficient evidence for me. I can't think of any good reason the tape wasn't already made public. I'm even willing to overlook any possible fabrication of such a tape. I'd just like something.


You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.
 
2013-05-30 11:19:32 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-30 11:23:59 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Great, now break his legs.


Came here to say exactly this.
 
2013-05-30 11:25:19 PM

Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.


Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.
 
2013-05-30 11:29:16 PM
oh yay
 
2013-05-30 11:29:17 PM
Wow subby. All I got to say, you got me!
 
2013-05-30 11:30:29 PM

megarian: aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.

Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that


Here's my reply to her. I wonder what she'll say when she sees this.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that Alex Jones may just be the tip of the iceberg. This man initially broke the story about the bombing being faked, which we all clearly knew way before he said it. That's too convenient, too much of a coincidence. What is he hiding? I noticed that the chemtrails were thicker right after the attack and it just so happened to coincide with the bombing. It's like they don't want us to know that the bombing is just a coverup for Alex Jones. Chemtrails are known agents of mind-control. It blinds the Sheeple so they can't see the truth. But what of the truth? What if he's doing this to take attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray homeworld? The aftershocks from that would be devastating. Certainly we'd feel it from Earth. They can't hide it forever - a planet exploding with the level of technology that the Grays have? It would travel through subspace and cause earthquakes all across the globe.

I know it seems far-fetched, but I'm just asking questions here. There's no way that Alex Jones knew that this was faked immediately. He had something to do with it, and I think the rabbit hole is a lot deeper than anyone could ever have dreamed. Tsarnaev is obviously innocent, but Alex Jones? That man is a criminal, and I fear we'll learn the truth far too late to stop his insidious plot.
 
2013-05-30 11:32:20 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Skywolf the Scribbler: This thread floats on votes

Yeah, totes.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-30 11:35:52 PM

jmr61: So at least he'll be able to walk to the execution chamber.

Murdering POS.

Die sooner rather than later you farking scumbag child killing bastard. I hope it's painful.


Hello, you must not be from around here.

See, in America, we presume innocence until proven guilty.
 
2013-05-30 11:36:55 PM
Oh what the fark is this shiat?
 
2013-05-30 11:41:24 PM

aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.

Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that

Here's my reply to her. I wonder what she'll say when she sees this.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that Alex Jones may just be the tip of the iceberg. This man initially broke the story about the bombing being faked, which we all clearly knew way before he said it. That's too convenient, too much of a coincidence. What is he hiding? I noticed that the chemtrails were thicker right after the attack and it just so happened to coincide with the bombing. It's like they don't want us to know that the bombing is just a coverup for Alex Jones. Chemtrails are known agents of mind-control. It blinds the Sheeple so they can't see the truth. But what of the truth? What if he's doing this to take attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray homeworld? The aftershocks from that would be devastating. Certainly we'd feel it from Earth. They can't hide it forever - a planet exploding with the level of technology that the Grays have? It would travel through subspace and cause earthquakes all across the globe.

I know it seems far-fetched, but I'm just asking questions here. There's no way that Alex Jones knew that this was faked immediately. He had something to do with it, and I think the rabbit hole is a lot deeper than anyone could ever have dreamed. Tsarnaev is obviously innocent, but Alex Jones? That man is a criminal, and I fear we'll learn the truth far too late to stop his insidious plot.


...dude. You're obviously part of the Illumaniti. That was lovely.

For some reason, "the aftershocks would be devastating" cracked me up.

/would lol again
 
2013-05-30 11:42:11 PM

Dano33: I think they'll find him dead in his cell very soon..


Bring in the FBI. They can shoot him in the head seven times. You know, like it was a suicide.
 
2013-05-30 11:42:55 PM

aircraftkiller: I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.


Wanna know a little secret? I started the rumor in conspiracy groups that Alex Jones is a Jesuit.

He might really be, or CIA or something. But i generally just don't like him and think he muddies the water too much with his crap.
 
2013-05-30 11:44:40 PM
lesquestionscomposent.fr
 
2013-05-30 11:47:05 PM
Headline of the year.
Fantastic.
Even the use of the Newsflash was perfect. Really sold it.
 
2013-05-30 11:49:45 PM

aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.

Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that

Here's my reply to her. I wonder what she'll say when she sees this.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that Alex Jones may just be the tip of the iceberg. This man initially broke the story about the bombing being faked, which we all clearly knew way before he said it. That's too convenient, too much of a coincidence. What is he hiding? I noticed that the chemtrails were thicker right after the attack and it just so happened to coincide with the bombing. It's like they don't want us to know that the bombing is just a coverup for Alex Jones. Chemtrails are known agents of mind-control. It blinds the Sheeple so they can't see the truth. But what of the truth? What if he's doing this to take attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray homeworld? The aftershocks from that would be devastating. Certainly we'd feel it from Earth. They can't hide it forever - a planet exploding with the level of technology that the Grays have? It would travel through subspace and cause earthquakes all across the globe.

I know it seems far-fetched, but I'm just asking questions here. There's no way that Alex Jones knew that this was faked immediately. He had something to do with it, and I think the rabbit hole is a lot deeper than anyone could ever have dreamed. Tsarnaev is obviously innocent, but Alex Jones? That man is a criminal, and I fear we'll learn the truth far too late to stop his insidious plot.


Holy shiat man, that is epic

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-05-30 11:50:55 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: were


plural highlighted as well. (since you changed the quotes, I can too).
 
2013-05-30 11:54:10 PM

banandar123: Clutch2013: thekingcobra: I knew it was a troll. KNEW IT! But subby got me to click just to make sure. Well done.

That, except I didn't click.

The troll is strong with this one.

How are you in this thread then, Mr. Wizard?


The assumption is he clicked the link.

But please. Proceed.
 
2013-05-30 11:57:16 PM
Subby. I'm both appalled and impressed.
 
2013-05-31 12:00:00 AM
I want this guy to be executed as much as anyone else if he's guilty... but I have to say, things about this case are just really, really, fishy. I get the feeling that there is a hell of a lot more that we aren't finding out.
 
2013-05-31 12:00:46 AM

J. Frank Parnell: megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...

I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.


Well, we should be operating on innocent until proven guilty.
 
2013-05-31 12:02:42 AM

Glendale: The One True TheDavid: And I'm glad his mother's on his side, even if she might be going a bit overboard in her public statements. It'd be hard to respect a mother who said "Here, kill my son."

Eh, no, if I had a kid that did farked up shait I'd expect them to answer for their crimes. But that's just how I was raised.


I have a relative that messed up, was given another chance, messed up worse, lather, rinse, repeat ad infinitum. I still love him, but he has to face the facts now. He will not be executed, so it's maybe not the same, but you gotta face your own shiat eventually.
 
2013-05-31 12:07:38 AM

duenor: I want this guy to be executed as much as anyone else if he's guilty... but I have to say, things about this case are just really, really, fishy. I get the feeling that there is a hell of a lot more that we aren't finding out.

[citation needed]
 
2013-05-31 12:16:16 AM
Awesome Subby, you sure know how to draw a crowd.
 
2013-05-31 12:17:50 AM
Just like Joltin' Joe Paterno's case, there reaches a point where the family needs to shut the f*ck up.

Goddamn kid confessed, and supplied details that only the bombers would know. Once that happens, it's time to stop the "My poor innocent son" bullshiat and start hoping for leniency in the trial.
 
2013-05-31 12:23:25 AM
Nice try, subs.
 
2013-05-31 12:31:44 AM

hardinparamedic: thefireandpassion: tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>

No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.

Whoosh

We haven't installed tenpoundsofderp's humor upgrade yet.


An upgrade would make him twelvepoundsofderp.
 
2013-05-31 12:36:53 AM

show me: Bahleted: I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?

No, you are not. If you haven't had your head buried in the sand lately, you knew he wasn't getting out of jail for a long time, if only for his own protection. I knew it meant he was ambulatory, and if you didn't, you are out of touch.


 I am admittedly out of touch. I generally don't follow the news.

 So I was perfect trollbait.

/damn you subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
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