anthonix: OK, Am I and a few others the only ones who got (and laughed at) the brilliance of the headline?
Nothing To See Here: Good to see he is getting healthy,It would be a shame to whack him in an Electric Wheel Chair.I think of him every time I change the Dirt Bag on my vacuum cleaner.
Heinrich von Eckardt: Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.Surprise, surprise. They got they wrong guys.So release him already and hope he doesn't sue for too much.Seriously... with all the police and federal involvement, is it too much to ask that they at least shoot the right guys?Sheesh!
dsriggs: Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that one coming.How could she see it from her attic?
Alonjar: Very amusing. Although I dont know why people assumed it was anything than what it was. I mean... come on.
Paris1127: Mein Mullah, I can valk!/if he really does walk, we can send him back to Russia//and they will send him to the Black Dolphin
Nothing To See Here: dsriggs: Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that one coming.How could she see it from her attic?She had time to finger it out before flying to the Pacific.
anthonix: OK, Am I and a few others the only ones who got (and laughed at) the brilliance of the headline?Good one subby!
Paris1127: Mein Mullah, I can valk!
way south: This is a problem we can fix.[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 225x225]
Silent But Deadly: Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.Hmmm. Zubeidat looks alive to me, iirc the prosecution would not continue if he was not alive. Don't they require Writing 101 to get a Journalism degree any longer?
Korzine: video man: Bad subby! This guy is getting the death penalty, regardless of what the court says.Probably not, chances are he'll end up in ADX Florence.
pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?spasiba
12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?spasibaDefinition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>
tenpoundsofcheese: I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.
tenpoundsofcheese: Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
netweavr: I'm glad he's recovering. Hopefully he'll show up for his trial in good health.Then, if the evidence is sufficient, justice can be served.
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