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(BBC)   Boston bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev walks   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 240
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2013-05-30 07:15:37 PM  
BOOOOO!
 
2013-05-30 07:21:26 PM  
Bad subby! This guy is getting the death penalty, regardless of what the court says.
 
2013-05-30 07:22:15 PM  
Now THAT is a trolltastic headline!
 
2013-05-30 07:22:56 PM  
Dead man walking
 
2013-05-30 07:24:53 PM  
On the one hand, that's some damn good headline bait. On the other hand, abuse of the newsflash tag.

I'm torn.
 
2013-05-30 07:27:01 PM  
I too am torn, but I went with +1.  Meh, slow news day anyway.
 
2013-05-30 07:32:55 PM  
Same here - abuse of NewsFlash Tag, 5 yard penalty.  Trolltastic headline, first down with a 5 yard gain.  It all cancels out in the end.
 
2013-05-30 07:43:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Same here - abuse of NewsFlash Tag, 5 yard penalty.  Trolltastic headline, first down with a 5 yard gain.  It all cancels out in the end.


This
 
2013-05-30 07:53:59 PM  
Nice. I had to click.

+1
 
2013-05-30 07:59:42 PM  
Newsflash abuse, trolling, me in a bad mood, -1.
 
2013-05-30 08:40:08 PM  
Fark you, subby.
 
2013-05-30 08:41:19 PM  

labman: Now THAT is a trolltastic headline!


Seriously. I got trolled hard.

Bravo, subs!
 
2013-05-30 08:41:40 PM  
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:
 
2013-05-30 08:41:44 PM  

video man: Bad subby! This guy is getting the death penalty, regardless of what the court says.


Probably not, chances are he'll end up in ADX Florence.
 
2013-05-30 08:41:45 PM  
OH MY GOD WHA- oh.
 
2013-05-30 08:42:05 PM  
I knew it was a troll. KNEW IT! But subby got me to click just to make sure. Well done.
 
2013-05-30 08:42:09 PM  
Then they wont have to carry his sorry ass to his execution.
 
2013-05-30 08:42:33 PM  
See! He is too cute to be guilty...

Oh wait.
 
2013-05-30 08:42:45 PM  
So at least he'll be able to walk to the execution chamber.

Murdering POS.

Die sooner rather than later you farking scumbag child killing bastard. I hope it's painful.
 
2013-05-30 08:42:46 PM  
motores.com.py
 
2013-05-30 08:42:46 PM  
Mr. Tsarnaev, throw away your right crutch!
 
2013-05-30 08:43:19 PM  
I think they'll find him dead in his cell very soon..
 
2013-05-30 08:43:25 PM  
stream.aljazeera.com
 
2013-05-30 08:43:55 PM  
I already read that news story earlier, so I got a chuckle out of trollmitter's troll.
 
2013-05-30 08:43:56 PM  
But sirs, that's not the news flash one.
 
2013-05-30 08:44:13 PM  
This is a problem we can fix.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-05-30 08:44:19 PM  

labman: Now THAT is a trolltastic headline!


Yup. That may be topical headline of the year, right there.

Subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-05-30 08:44:51 PM  
OK, Am I and a few others the only ones who got (and laughed at) the brilliance of the headline?

Good one subby!
 
2013-05-30 08:45:11 PM  
Well played subby. You actually annoyed some of these chowderheads.
 
2013-05-30 08:45:32 PM  
Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.
 
2013-05-30 08:45:49 PM  
Tiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmme is on my side, yes it is....
 
2013-05-30 08:45:54 PM  
www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-30 08:46:13 PM  

Equilibrist: Dead man walking

 
2013-05-30 08:46:57 PM  
You got me subby. I had my mouth open on that one too.
 
2013-05-30 08:47:35 PM  
I took little paper cutouts of trollface printouts, and stuck them in my neices socks.

Put on sock
Feel something in sock
Pull off sock
Find paper trollface.
 
2013-05-30 08:48:06 PM  

thekingcobra: I knew it was a troll. KNEW IT! But subby got me to click just to make sure. Well done.


That, except I didn't click.

The troll is strong with this one.
 
2013-05-30 08:48:07 PM  
i563.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-30 08:49:30 PM  
Great headline,  subbs
 
2013-05-30 08:49:32 PM  
www.kiloyankee.net
 
2013-05-30 08:49:40 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-30 08:51:11 PM  
Subby should work for CNN.

This might be next, " Dark skinned man seen near Air Force One  . . . "
 
2013-05-30 08:51:34 PM  
I'm glad he's recovering. Hopefully he'll show up for his trial in good health.

Then, if the evidence is sufficient, justice can be served.
 
2013-05-30 08:51:40 PM  
Green mile.
 
2013-05-30 08:52:19 PM  
+1 subby
 
2013-05-30 08:53:02 PM  
OH GOD THAT WAS TROLLTASTIC!
 
2013-05-30 08:55:46 PM  
whew. I was worried that this shiatbag might not regain his health fully
 
2013-05-30 08:56:04 PM  
Yeah that headline started the gears turning in my head....

[itsaconspiracy.jpg]

/welcome to the headline of the year party
 
2013-05-30 08:56:32 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.


How could she see it from her attic?
 
2013-05-30 08:56:33 PM  
Walking?  I want to see him swinging.
 
2013-05-30 08:56:39 PM  
Mein Mullah, I can valk!

/if he really does walk, we can send him back to Russia
//and they will send him to the Black Dolphin
 
2013-05-30 08:56:42 PM  
Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.

Surprise, surprise. They got they wrong guys.

So release him already and hope he doesn't sue for too much.

Seriously... with all the police and federal involvement, is it too much to ask that they at least shoot the right guys?

Sheesh!
 
2013-05-30 08:56:47 PM  
Very amusing.  Although I dont know why people assumed it was anything than what it was.  I mean... come on.
 
2013-05-30 08:58:58 PM  
Good to see he is getting healthy,
It would be a shame to whack him in an Electric Wheel Chair.

I think of him every time I change the Dirt Bag on my vacuum cleaner.
 
2013-05-30 08:59:06 PM  
He can walk now? Is he going to start training for next years marathon?

/*slaps self for bad form*
 
2013-05-30 08:59:31 PM  

anthonix: OK, Am I and a few others the only ones who got (and laughed at) the brilliance of the headline?


snickered myself
 
2013-05-30 08:59:51 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Good to see he is getting healthy,
It would be a shame to whack him in an Electric Wheel Chair.

I think of him every time I change the Dirt Bag on my vacuum cleaner.


Your puns are bad. Vogon level bad.
 
2013-05-30 09:00:14 PM  

Heinrich von Eckardt: Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.

Surprise, surprise. They got they wrong guys.

So release him already and hope he doesn't sue for too much.

Seriously... with all the police and federal involvement, is it too much to ask that they at least shoot the right guys?

Sheesh!


Isn't the headline trolltastic enough?
 
2013-05-30 09:00:54 PM  

dsriggs: Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that one coming.

How could she see it from her attic?


She had time to finger it out before flying to the Pacific.
 
2013-05-30 09:00:56 PM  
Man, I remember being young and healing fast like that. Damn.
 
2013-05-30 09:01:02 PM  

Alonjar: Very amusing.  Although I dont know why people assumed it was anything than what it was.  I mean... come on.

 
2013-05-30 09:01:47 PM  

Heinrich von Eckardt: Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.

Surprise, surprise. They got they wrong guys.

So release him already and hope he doesn't sue for too much.

Seriously... with all the police and federal involvement, is it too much to ask that they at least shoot the right guys?

Sheesh!


You know there's video of the gunfight they were in, the night Speedbump died, right?

Of all the things you can do that say "I'm not the perp!", getting into a gun battle with the police is pretty much the last thing on the list.

The guy shooting and saying "you'll never take me alive, Coppers"?... That guy did it.
 
2013-05-30 09:01:51 PM  
+1

/but seriously, f*ck you, subby
 
2013-05-30 09:03:26 PM  

Paris1127: Mein Mullah, I can valk!

/if he really does walk, we can send him back to Russia
//and they will send him to the Black Dolphin


Why would we send him back to Russia?  Try him here in America and kill him.
 
2013-05-30 09:03:36 PM  

Nothing To See Here: dsriggs: Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that one coming.

How could she see it from her attic?

She had time to finger it out before flying to the Pacific.


what did she have stuck in there?
 
2013-05-30 09:05:01 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Good to see he is getting healthy,
It would be a shame to whack him in an Electric Wheel Chair.

I think of him every time I change the Dirt Bag on my vacuum cleaner.


I, for one, hope he isn't given the death penalty.

I hope he lives to regret his actions, and I don't even wish prison rape on him.

I simply hope he comes to understand what he did to murder those people was very wrong, and I hope he regrets what he did. It was so wrong to kill those people, and also to waste his own life & whatever good he could have brought to the world if he didn't choose this path.

Such senseless waste... another death would be regrettable.
 
2013-05-30 09:05:13 PM  

scottydoesntknow


On the one hand, that's some damn good headline bait. On the other hand, abuse of the newsflash tag.

I'm torn.


Sew yourself back up: the tag's been changed to 'news'.

And I got a hearty chuckle out of the headline as well.
 
2013-05-30 09:05:25 PM  

anthonix: OK, Am I and a few others the only ones who got (and laughed at) the brilliance of the headline?

Good one subby!


I thought it was a BRILLIANT headline.

+eleventy subby.
 
2013-05-30 09:07:12 PM  

Paris1127: Mein Mullah, I can valk!


i.imgur.com

Nah, this one requires the pic.
 
2013-05-30 09:08:34 PM  
Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.

Hmmm. Zubeidat looks alive to me, iirc the prosecution would not continue if he was not alive.  Don't they require Writing 101 to get a Journalism degree any longer?
 
wee
2013-05-30 09:08:40 PM  

way south: This is a problem we can fix.

[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 225x225]


Or we can do it like he did it to others:

eartheasy.com
 
2013-05-30 09:09:10 PM  
Calling for anyone's death is depraved in any circumstance whatsoever. I have hope that everyone with a problem can be rehabilitated and become a productive member of society. We can't fail to let anyone down.
 
2013-05-30 09:09:31 PM  
A+ headline, subby
 
2013-05-30 09:10:07 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-30 09:10:20 PM  
Subby is trying to have a troll fight with The Onion.
 
2013-05-30 09:13:38 PM  
Excellent work submitter. You win a free masturbation. Enjoy.
 
2013-05-30 09:13:41 PM  
Nice bit of Trolling there mate :)
 
2013-05-30 09:15:51 PM  
I obviously meant "Dzhokhar" instead of his mother.  Post fail.  The point about journalism still stands.
 
2013-05-30 09:16:58 PM  

Silent But Deadly: Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.

Hmmm. Zubeidat looks alive to me, iirc the prosecution would not continue if he was not alive.  Don't they require Writing 101 to get a Journalism degree any longer?


They barely require use of the English language. We're lucky all those letters are in sequence and it doesn't say "Tsarneva sed sun told her in call they we're innocent lol!"
 
2013-05-30 09:17:13 PM  
Does anyone know if the story about the guy in Orlando getting shot by the FBI made Fark? I submitted a headline at the time, but it was redlit and I was on a work trip so I wasn't watching the greens all that close.

/just curious
 
2013-05-30 09:18:55 PM  
Successful headline troll is successful.
 
2013-05-30 09:20:05 PM  
I'm stealing that headline and post it to Facebook
/Watching people go crazy without reading it will be worth going to Facebook
 
2013-05-30 09:20:29 PM  
He's still alive?
 
2013-05-30 09:20:39 PM  

Korzine: video man: Bad subby! This guy is getting the death penalty, regardless of what the court says.

Probably not, chances are he'll end up in ADX Florence.

as a college professor.

he may then even talk about how he didn't do enough.
 
2013-05-30 09:20:59 PM  
Well played subby, well played...
 
2013-05-30 09:22:00 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
pc
2013-05-30 09:23:42 PM  
Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba
 
2013-05-30 09:24:45 PM  
Well played, subby, well played.
 
2013-05-30 09:27:20 PM  

pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba


Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>
 
2013-05-30 09:29:17 PM  
"He didn't hold back his emotions either, as if he were screaming to the whole world: 'What is this? What's happening?'" [Dzhokhar's mom] said.

Heh. Yeah. You know who else feels that way? HIS VICTIMS.

So STFU already.
 
2013-05-30 09:29:57 PM  

pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba


Slang terminology.

If someone "walks", it's like saying he was let out of jail and/or cleared of wrongdoing in the eyes of the law.

Submitter was making a bad pun because Dzokhar was able to physically walk, and people are reacting as if he was set free/held blameless for the bombing in Boston.
 
2013-05-30 09:30:14 PM  
Now THAT'S how you troll, folks.

Bravo!
 
2013-05-30 09:32:02 PM  

Silent But Deadly: Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son told her in a phone call that he and his brother, killed in a police manhunt after the blasts, were innocent.

Hmmm. Zubeidat looks alive to me, iirc the prosecution would not continue if he was not alive.  Don't they require Writing 101 to get a Journalism degree any longer?


Pronoun, antecedent highlighted for your convenience. You're welcome.
 
2013-05-30 09:32:20 PM  

12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>


No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.
 
2013-05-30 09:32:47 PM  
If we don't already have a "Troll HOTY" category, we need one NOW, and we need to preemptively award the first award in this category to Subby.  Masterfully done.

Subby, out yourself and take a bow!
 
2013-05-30 09:32:47 PM  

pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba


"Walks" in the headline implies, "walks free" as in charges dropped.
 
2013-05-30 09:33:45 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.


Wow.
 
2013-05-30 09:33:51 PM  
Well played, submitter. Well played!
 
2013-05-30 09:34:14 PM  
Ya got me! Nice...
 
2013-05-30 09:35:16 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?


That was just the example sentence from the dictionary.  Anybody who gets caught up in the legal system and doesn't get prosecuted or convicted could be counted as "walking".  Like suspects who are taken into the station but don't get arrested.  Cop shows say "Let him walk" all the time after they've interviewed a suspect they can't arrest.
 
2013-05-30 09:35:21 PM  

netweavr: I'm glad he's recovering. Hopefully he'll show up for his trial in good health.

Then, if the evidence is sufficient, justice can be served.


This. Even though it's hard to know what the facts are given all the misreporting by damn near everybody who can it's hard to imagine he'll be found Not Guilty or that he should be; still, he is a human being and an American citizen, subject like us to the rule of law and not a mob with baseball bats. Justice is not served if even a mass-murdering scumbag is denied a fair trial.

And I'm glad his mother's on his side, even if she might be going a bit overboard in her public statements. It'd be hard to respect a mother who said "Here, kill my son."

Y'all may now carry on showing the world how unfit for democracy Americans still are.
 
2013-05-30 09:36:04 PM  

Confabulat: tenpoundsofcheese: I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.

Wow.


Yeah, wow indeed.  That's what I thought too!

If he walked out of the hospital he would have had a police escort.  Either that or he just got up in the middle of the night and went out to get fresh air and the police guarding him didn't notice.
 
2013-05-30 09:37:10 PM  

SilentStrider: Newsflash abuse, trolling, me in a bad mood, -1.


no
no it is not
the HEADLINE makes it a NEWS FLAsh
iat is a PERFECT use of tag + trol headline

you should be ashamed of yourself for complaining
 
2013-05-30 09:38:37 PM  
Oh now you get it...sure.
 
2013-05-30 09:38:56 PM  

12349876: tenpoundsofcheese: Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?

That was just the example sentence from the dictionary.  Anybody who gets caught up in the legal system and doesn't get prosecuted or convicted could be counted as "walking".  Like suspects who are taken into the station but don't get arrested.  Cop shows say "Let him walk" all the time after they've interviewed a suspect they can't arrest.


Yeah, but given the high profile of the case and the number of  people killed, why would they let him walk at that point?

Not sure why you are moving the goal posts.  First you say technicality then you say it is because the cops can't arrest him.

I thought he was already arrested?
 
2013-05-30 09:39:01 PM  

wee: way south: This is a problem we can fix.

[dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 225x225]

Or we can do it like he did it to others:

[eartheasy.com image 636x636]


dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-05-30 09:39:46 PM  
Exceptional. Commendations. +1
 
2013-05-30 09:41:01 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: tenpoundsofcheese: Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?

That was just the example sentence from the dictionary.  Anybody who gets caught up in the legal system and doesn't get prosecuted or convicted could be counted as "walking".  Like suspects who are taken into the station but don't get arrested.  Cop shows say "Let him walk" all the time after they've interviewed a suspect they can't arrest.

Yeah, but given the high profile of the case and the number of  people killed, why would they let him walk at that point?

Not sure why you are moving the goal posts.  First you say technicality then you say it is because the cops can't arrest him.

I thought he was already arrested?



So where do the libs fit into this?
 
2013-05-30 09:42:01 PM  
Okay, I have to admit I said BOOO out of jealousy.
I admire a good troll and strive to improve myself every day.
 
2013-05-30 09:42:26 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Not sure why you are moving the goal posts. First you say technicality then you say it is because the cops can't arrest him.


I copypasted the full dictionary definition.  The "technicality" thing was an example of how to use the word properly.  That's how dictionaries farking work.  It is not the only way to define the word and the ACTUAL definition is much more broad.  Here it is again.

to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction
 
2013-05-30 09:42:40 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: Okay, I have to admit I said BOOO out of jealousy.
I admire a good troll and strive to improve myself every day.


I KNEW IT!
 
2013-05-30 09:43:05 PM  
I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?
 
2013-05-30 09:44:13 PM  

Nem Wan: Calling for anyone's death is depraved in any circumstance whatsoever. I have hope that everyone with a problem can be rehabilitated and become a productive member of society. We can't fail to let anyone down.


Exponential trolling.
 
2013-05-30 09:47:12 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>

No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.


Whoosh
 
2013-05-30 09:49:12 PM  

thefireandpassion: tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>

No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.

Whoosh


We haven't installed tenpoundsofderp's humor upgrade yet.
 
2013-05-30 09:52:02 PM  

hardinparamedic: thefireandpassion: tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>

No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.

Whoosh

We haven't installed tenpoundsofderp's humor upgrade yet.


I think it's a brilliant troll, or maybe I have just more faith in humanity than I think.
 
2013-05-30 09:52:05 PM  

Bahleted: I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?


No, you are not. If you haven't had your head buried in the sand lately, you knew he wasn't getting out of jail for a long time, if only for his own protection. I knew it meant he was ambulatory, and if you didn't, you are out of touch.
 
2013-05-30 09:52:37 PM  
verdict: a f00king dumb kid

/what a waste!
 
2013-05-30 09:55:16 PM  

show me: Bahleted: I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?

No, you are not. If you haven't had your head buried in the sand lately, you knew he wasn't getting out of jail for a long time, if only for his own protection. I knew it meant he was ambulatory, and if you didn't, you are out of touch.


Its entirely feasible that some cop screwed something up in the investigation process that could lead to charges being dropped against the guy. You know, human error and everything.
 
2013-05-30 09:56:07 PM  

Mugato: tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: tenpoundsofcheese: Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?

That was just the example sentence from the dictionary.  Anybody who gets caught up in the legal system and doesn't get prosecuted or convicted could be counted as "walking".  Like suspects who are taken into the station but don't get arrested.  Cop shows say "Let him walk" all the time after they've interviewed a suspect they can't arrest.

Yeah, but given the high profile of the case and the number of  people killed, why would they let him walk at that point?

Not sure why you are moving the goal posts.  First you say technicality then you say it is because the cops can't arrest him.

I thought he was already arrested?


So where do the libs fit into this?


Didn't you get the memo?  We're raising money for his defense.  And if that doesn't go well, we're breaking him out.
 
2013-05-30 09:56:32 PM  

show me: Bahleted: I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?

No, you are not. If you haven't had your head buried in the sand lately, you knew he wasn't getting out of jail for a long time, if only for his own protection. I knew it meant he was ambulatory, and if you didn't, you are out of touch.


yeah, I knew it was literal.   the only bad people are the ones assuming it meant legally.   Drama lovers.
 
2013-05-30 09:57:52 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Mugato: tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: tenpoundsofcheese: Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?

That was just the example sentence from the dictionary.  Anybody who gets caught up in the legal system and doesn't get prosecuted or convicted could be counted as "walking".  Like suspects who are taken into the station but don't get arrested.  Cop shows say "Let him walk" all the time after they've interviewed a suspect they can't arrest.

Yeah, but given the high profile of the case and the number of  people killed, why would they let him walk at that point?

Not sure why you are moving the goal posts.  First you say technicality then you say it is because the cops can't arrest him.

I thought he was already arrested?


So where do the libs fit into this?

Didn't you get the memo?  We're raising money for his defense.  And if that doesn't go well, we're breaking him out.


Stacey King is sending the memo out now to Mugato and Goran Dragic.
 
2013-05-30 09:59:55 PM  

doyner: jehovahs witness protection: Okay, I have to admit I said BOOO out of jealousy.
I admire a good troll and strive to improve myself every day.

I KNEW IT!


LOL
 
2013-05-30 10:01:57 PM  
Why are they letting this turd get up and walk? Wtf?  They should take his ass outside, strap a bomb to his lower limbs and set it off.  Let him see what that shiat feels like.  Protect his upper body and have medics ready to go, of course.  We wouldn't want him to die until after we can dole out more punishment.
 
2013-05-30 10:06:46 PM  

The One True TheDavid: And I'm glad his mother's on his side, even if she might be going a bit overboard in her public statements. It'd be hard to respect a mother who said "Here, kill my son."


Eh, no, if I had a kid that did farked up shait I'd expect them to answer for their crimes. But that's just how I was raised.
 
2013-05-30 10:09:38 PM  
Trollerific.

Now I'm all raged up with nowhere to let it out. Guess ill just make some comments on YouTube or my local paper's website.
 
2013-05-30 10:10:46 PM  
WALKS!, to the gas chamber
 
2013-05-30 10:11:44 PM  
SUPER trolltastic. 10/10

You know, I'm a bit of a mush. I actually felt sorry for this kid a wee bit, after reading what little we know. Seemed like his big brother dragged him down the nutjob hole.

Then I look at pics of him placing the bomb by that those kids, right next to that little boy he killed.

And then I feel he should reap the full consequences of his actions. Which yeah, is totally going to be the death penalty.

/fark 'em
 
2013-05-30 10:12:26 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: So where do the libs fit into this?

Didn't you get the memo?  We're raising money for his defense.  And if that doesn't go well, we're breaking him out.


Cool!
 
2013-05-30 10:13:24 PM  

hardinparamedic: We haven't installed tenpoundsofderp's humor upgrade yet.


Hah! Thus farkied
 
2013-05-30 10:14:34 PM  
Gotta get that boy healed up so he can be coddled for the rest of his days at taxpayer expense.
 
2013-05-30 10:15:34 PM  
Just going to mention we still haven't seen the video of these two placing the backpacks, or any solid evidence implicating them. It's not impossible they are innocent fall guys.
 
2013-05-30 10:16:33 PM  

Mugato: tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: tenpoundsofcheese: Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?

That was just the example sentence from the dictionary.  Anybody who gets caught up in the legal system and doesn't get prosecuted or convicted could be counted as "walking".  Like suspects who are taken into the station but don't get arrested.  Cop shows say "Let him walk" all the time after they've interviewed a suspect they can't arrest.

Yeah, but given the high profile of the case and the number of  people killed, why would they let him walk at that point?

Not sure why you are moving the goal posts.  First you say technicality then you say it is because the cops can't arrest him.

I thought he was already arrested?


So where do the libs fit into this?


No where.  I don't get it.
This isn't a political issue.
Do you think it is?
 
2013-05-30 10:17:42 PM  
www.wildplanetfoods.com

Great job Captain Subby.
 
2013-05-30 10:17:54 PM  

show me: Bahleted: I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?

No, you are not. If you haven't had your head buried in the sand lately, you knew he wasn't getting out of jail for a long time, if only for his own protection. I knew it meant he was ambulatory, and if you didn't, you are out of touch.


There clearly was a lot of wishful thinking for some people here.
They were just looking forward to the day that he would be a college professor.
 
2013-05-30 10:21:45 PM  
Subby you bastard, very well done.
 
2013-05-30 10:21:54 PM  

legion_of_doo: I, for one, hope he isn't given the death penalty.


After reading his mom's BS, I hope she lives to see her other son executed. The lot of them can take the express to hell.
 
2013-05-30 10:23:17 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Just going to mention we still haven't seen the video of these two placing the backpacks, or any solid evidence implicating them. It's not impossible they are innocent fall guys.


Oh these replies are going to be fun...
 
2013-05-30 10:25:00 PM  

lol'd at the headline and then lol'd at

file046.bebo.com

'walking'
 
2013-05-30 10:26:13 PM  

Lady Indica: Seemed like his big brother dragged him down the nutjob hole.


I always wondered about that part of the story line.

I would expect that if only one of the two survived, that the survivor would blame the dead person for dragging him down and try to play a victim card for some sympathy.

In that picture before the bombing maybe he was following his brother to make sure that the brother is not going to chicken out (vs. he was following him because he was the subservient one).
 
2013-05-30 10:27:04 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Nem Wan: Calling for anyone's death is depraved in any circumstance whatsoever. I have hope that everyone with a problem can be rehabilitated and become a productive member of society. We can't fail to let anyone down.

Exponential trolling.


Well, he caught one so far.
 
2013-05-30 10:29:39 PM  
I'm not sure how anyone saw this headline as trolling.  At least in the sense that it seems such obvious troll that it couldn't be.  There are some cases where the defendant "walks" due to some "letter of the law" technicality.  But did you really think that even if such a technicality existed in this case it would ever see the light of day?  The only people trolled here are the ones optomistic enough to think that high profile cases get a fair shake.  People blindly want solid answers where only whispy ones exist, and hopefully a death so they can return to a point of perceived safety and let the water flow under the bridge.  This guy could only "walk" on some fictional justice system drama show.
 
2013-05-30 10:30:23 PM  

Clutch2013: thekingcobra: I knew it was a troll. KNEW IT! But subby got me to click just to make sure. Well done.

That, except I didn't click.

The troll is strong with this one.


How are you in this thread then, Mr. Wizard?
 
2013-05-30 10:30:42 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Lady Indica: Seemed like his big brother dragged him down the nutjob hole.

I always wondered about that part of the story line.

I would expect that if only one of the two survived, that the survivor would blame the dead person for dragging him down and try to play a victim card for some sympathy.

In that picture before the bombing maybe he was following his brother to make sure that the brother is not going to chicken out (vs. he was following him because he was the subservient one).


He wasn't wearing a burka.
 
2013-05-30 10:32:04 PM  

trappedspirit: I'm not sure how anyone saw this headline as trolling.  At least in the sense that it seems such obvious troll that it couldn't be.  There are some cases where the defendant "walks" due to some "letter of the law" technicality.  But did you really think that even if such a technicality existed in this case it would ever see the light of day?  The only people trolled here are the ones optomistic enough to think that high profile cases get a fair shake.  People blindly want solid answers where only whispy ones exist, and hopefully a death so they can return to a point of perceived safety and let the water flow under the bridge.  This guy could only "walk" on some fictional justice system drama show.


and yet there are people here who cite cop shows as their evidence of how people walk.
this is fark after all, not www.legalreviewandstuff.com
 
2013-05-30 10:34:39 PM  
i.imgur.com

Does not care.
 
2013-05-30 10:36:49 PM  
Good. I bet he's happy to be up and about again.

Now chop off his legs and let him ponder what he's done.
 
2013-05-30 10:39:27 PM  
Subby wins.  I was like "Daaayumm, that's one good lawyer".
 
2013-05-30 10:41:50 PM  

Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/



I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.
 
2013-05-30 10:44:15 PM  
Yall Motherfarkers Need Jesus
/does it work here?
 
2013-05-30 10:44:55 PM  
Great, how well does he hang?
 
2013-05-30 10:45:02 PM  

Marcintosh: WALKS!, to the gas chamber


In like 10 years or however long until his (possible) execution, I'm stealing this and using it as a Fark headline.
 
2013-05-30 10:45:34 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: Gotta get that boy healed up so he can be coddled for the rest of his days at taxpayer expense.


Laborforce task #0038Delta: Maintenance/Cleanup of Cattle Egesta Lagoon

Qualifications: Terroristic act; terroristic threatening; mass murder; serial murder; serial rape

Supplies: Custom waste disposal storage boat, nets, gas mask, medical gown, high tensile strength latex gloves, rubber waders, UnitD200 Custom Military-issue Wet ShopVac, various soaps, water, electric cyclone fence for perimeter, high security inmate storage pit facility designation 003Beta*, fresh water outake system, sewerage connection/or HAZMAT certified tanker trucks w/ pump facility**

Location: Nonspecific ConAgra CAFO

Description: Inmates work from dawn until dusk. Duties include, but are not limited to, removal of urine and fecal matter from waste lagoon. Transports material to pump facility for offloading. Recieves one hour break for lunch, may read or engage television under guard watch. Inmates may utilize shower facilities for thirty minutes at shift end, to be given: GoJo commercial soap product, Unit#3DX2 military issue bath towel, cotton apparel, space blanket in cold weather

Allowances: Class D: Attempt to escape perimeter, fence voltage increased; taser use; mace use; tactical knife and baton use; handcuff use; halogen spotlight use; infared non lethal beanbag shot use. Class(Delta symbol):Hostility towards guards: Taser use, high voltage; hidden dart projector use; lethal round by discretion of Class28C Snipers.

Inmate feed: Excluded meat deemed unsafe for human consumption and safe for animal consumption, cooked to high internal temperature to eliminate bacteria (Hightemp Meat Exclusions) for sandwiches for lunch. Unit5Z9 Prisoner Feed (dog food formulated to be edible, palatable, and nutritious for humans, with typical dog-food flavors elevated to human taste so that it does not taste like styrofoam...yes I know that), water, Unit5Z12H, 13H, 14H, 15H holiday food, vitamin injected gelatin cubes, lime flavor

*A deep, deep, deep pit, covered by an iron grid and a weatherproof roof, with roof-mounted, shielded fluorescent lights only. Dirt flooring, sterilized plastic table and chairs bolted to concrete, soft silicon plate for eating, foam cup for drinking. Inmates, while in training, are to construct own mattress utilizing local hay or cattails and burlap. Chemical toilet, squat over type with lid bolted to concrete, for egesting. Sink with h/c gravity fed plumbing and tearless baby shampoo for bathing. Access is by means of retracted ladder. Walls and part of floor are concrete, sloped inwards at angle to prevent scaling. Remote-control stun, tear gas, and fire grenades (which put out fires) attached to ceiling. Top level, windowless, padded, cinder-block room for solitary confinement. Twelve foot cinder block walls with embedded glass shards surround perimeter of pit. Sprinkler system and iron-grid mounted high outflow fans for hot weather creates artificial cool shower. Did I miss anything? No? Good.

**Funding by combined taxpayer money, contract funding from farmers (who are glorified and advertised for their service), inmate funding from other work projects.
 
2013-05-30 10:50:08 PM  
Well played sir. Well played
 
2013-05-30 10:52:03 PM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: vitamin injected gelatin cubes, lime flavor


lime flavor?  ugggh.

there should be limits.  a line drawn that civilized societies just don't cross.
 
2013-05-30 10:52:56 PM  

megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...


I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.
 
2013-05-30 10:53:15 PM  
Great, now break his legs.
 
2013-05-30 10:54:52 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Skywolf the Scribbler: vitamin injected gelatin cubes, lime flavor

lime flavor?  ugggh.

there should be limits.  a line drawn that civilized societies just don't cross.


Good sir, if you mean lime gelatin (shudder), LOL. If not: Food. Water. Shelter. Bathing. Gas mask, contained oxygen, and equipment. Artificial climate control (ever used a space blanket? It kept me warm at 0 degrees in Alaska). The gravity of the punishment reserves it for the absolute worst criminals, such as the bomber in question. Lesser Laborforce designations for lesser crimes.

/Don't elect me for president
 
2013-05-30 10:55:57 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard

cs10322.vk.me
 
2013-05-30 10:55:59 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...

I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.


You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on?
 
2013-05-30 10:56:35 PM  
This thread floats on votes
 
2013-05-30 10:57:40 PM  
Also, just because:

img41.imageshack.us
i423.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-30 10:57:47 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>

No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.


The case is made for a "Dumb" button.
 
2013-05-30 10:58:34 PM  

aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.


Wow.

I think I need a shower to get the stupid off.
 
2013-05-30 10:59:12 PM  

aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.


....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.
 
2013-05-30 11:01:54 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: trappedspirit: I'm not sure how anyone saw this headline as trolling.  At least in the sense that it seems such obvious troll that it couldn't be.  There are some cases where the defendant "walks" due to some "letter of the law" technicality.  But did you really think that even if such a technicality existed in this case it would ever see the light of day?  The only people trolled here are the ones optomistic enough to think that high profile cases get a fair shake.  People blindly want solid answers where only whispy ones exist, and hopefully a death so they can return to a point of perceived safety and let the water flow under the bridge.  This guy could only "walk" on some fictional justice system drama show.

and yet there are people here who cite cop shows as their evidence of how people walk.
this is fark after all, not www.legalreviewandstuff.com


You could have at least welcomed me, or something

/;)
 
2013-05-30 11:03:39 PM  

the_foo: legion_of_doo: I, for one, hope he isn't given the death penalty.

After reading his mom's BS, I hope she lives to see her other son executed. The lot of them can take the express to hell.


See, she has to live with her own cray cray. Even the dad couldn't put up with her shiat.

It must burn her up for the fruit of her womb to be dead of the cray cray or locked up because of it. Think about that.

I hope she finds some peace first. Just imagine the pain she must feel because of life's circumstances (because she's obviously one of those "external locus of control" nuts).  I just totally wish for her to be able to heal herself. Really get in touch with her insides, heal the crazy, and get to that place where she understands all the wrong she's done to her kids & her life.

Serious. It would be triumph of humanity if these people learned regret, and truthfully asked forgiveness from all the people they've taken from because they understood the pain they've caused at last. I'd totally prefer that over the death penalty.
 
2013-05-30 11:06:27 PM  
Beaver Knievel: Beaver Knievel: You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on?
The people on TV would never lie to me.

Maybe i'm just weird in that i like to make decisions for myself, instead of blindly believing whatever people tell me. If the CCTV recording of them placing the backpacks was sufficient evidence for them, then it's also sufficient evidence for me. I can't think of any good reason the tape wasn't already made public. I'm even willing to overlook any possible fabrication of such a tape. I'd just like something.
 
2013-05-30 11:06:44 PM  

megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.


I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.
 
2013-05-30 11:09:35 PM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: This thread floats on votes


Yeah, totes.
 
2013-05-30 11:11:39 PM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: InternetSecurityGuard: Gotta get that boy healed up so he can be coddled for the rest of his days at taxpayer expense.

Laborforce task #0038Delta: Maintenance/Cleanup of Cattle Egesta Lagoon

Qualifications: Terroristic act; terroristic threatening; mass murder; serial murder; serial rape

Supplies: Custom waste disposal storage boat, nets, gas mask, medical gown, high tensile strength latex gloves, rubber waders, UnitD200 Custom Military-issue Wet ShopVac, various soaps, water, electric cyclone fence for perimeter, high security inmate storage pit facility designation 003Beta*, fresh water outake system, sewerage connection/or HAZMAT certified tanker trucks w/ pump facility**

Location: Nonspecific ConAgra CAFO

Description: Inmates work from dawn until dusk. Duties include, but are not limited to, removal of urine and fecal matter from waste lagoon. Transports material to pump facility for offloading. Recieves one hour break for lunch, may read or engage television under guard watch. Inmates may utilize shower facilities for thirty minutes at shift end, to be given: GoJo commercial soap product, Unit#3DX2 military issue bath towel, cotton apparel, space blanket in cold weather

Allowances: Class D: Attempt to escape perimeter, fence voltage increased; taser use; mace use; tactical knife and baton use; handcuff use; halogen spotlight use; infared non lethal beanbag shot use. Class(Delta symbol):Hostility towards guards: Taser use, high voltage; hidden dart projector use; lethal round by discretion of Class28C Snipers.

Inmate feed: Excluded meat deemed unsafe for human consumption and safe for animal consumption, cooked to high internal temperature to eliminate bacteria (Hightemp Meat Exclusions) for sandwiches for lunch. Unit5Z9 Prisoner Feed (dog food formulated to be edible, palatable, and nutritious for humans, with typical dog-food flavors elevated to human taste so that it does not taste like styrofoam...yes I know that), water, Unit5Z12H, 13H, 14H, 15H holi ...


Now that's proper coddlin'.
 
pla
2013-05-30 11:12:55 PM  
nmrsnr : Isn't the headline trolltastic enough?

Nonono, I think you missed the point there - The poor boy has done nothing wrong, complete lamb, totally innocent victim of prejudice. Release him. Now. No questions asked.

...In Brookline. With at least 24 hours public notice of the exact dropoff spot.  By cab.  The same night as a major police charitable event that will keep every cop in the city guaranteed at least an hour away.

Get it now?
 
2013-05-30 11:13:18 PM  

aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.


Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that
 
2013-05-30 11:17:31 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: Beaver Knievel: You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on? The people on TV would never lie to me.

Maybe i'm just weird in that i like to make decisions for myself, instead of blindly believing whatever people tell me. If the CCTV recording of them placing the backpacks was sufficient evidence for them, then it's also sufficient evidence for me. I can't think of any good reason the tape wasn't already made public. I'm even willing to overlook any possible fabrication of such a tape. I'd just like something.


You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.
 
2013-05-30 11:19:32 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-30 11:23:59 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Great, now break his legs.


Came here to say exactly this.
 
2013-05-30 11:25:19 PM  

Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.


Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.
 
2013-05-30 11:29:16 PM  
oh yay
 
2013-05-30 11:29:17 PM  
Wow subby. All I got to say, you got me!
 
2013-05-30 11:30:29 PM  

megarian: aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.

Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that


Here's my reply to her. I wonder what she'll say when she sees this.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that Alex Jones may just be the tip of the iceberg. This man initially broke the story about the bombing being faked, which we all clearly knew way before he said it. That's too convenient, too much of a coincidence. What is he hiding? I noticed that the chemtrails were thicker right after the attack and it just so happened to coincide with the bombing. It's like they don't want us to know that the bombing is just a coverup for Alex Jones. Chemtrails are known agents of mind-control. It blinds the Sheeple so they can't see the truth. But what of the truth? What if he's doing this to take attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray homeworld? The aftershocks from that would be devastating. Certainly we'd feel it from Earth. They can't hide it forever - a planet exploding with the level of technology that the Grays have? It would travel through subspace and cause earthquakes all across the globe.

I know it seems far-fetched, but I'm just asking questions here. There's no way that Alex Jones knew that this was faked immediately. He had something to do with it, and I think the rabbit hole is a lot deeper than anyone could ever have dreamed. Tsarnaev is obviously innocent, but Alex Jones? That man is a criminal, and I fear we'll learn the truth far too late to stop his insidious plot.
 
2013-05-30 11:32:20 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Skywolf the Scribbler: This thread floats on votes

Yeah, totes.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-30 11:35:52 PM  

jmr61: So at least he'll be able to walk to the execution chamber.

Murdering POS.

Die sooner rather than later you farking scumbag child killing bastard. I hope it's painful.


Hello, you must not be from around here.

See, in America, we presume innocence until proven guilty.
 
2013-05-30 11:36:55 PM  
Oh what the fark is this shiat?
 
2013-05-30 11:41:24 PM  

aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.

Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that

Here's my reply to her. I wonder what she'll say when she sees this.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that Alex Jones may just be the tip of the iceberg. This man initially broke the story about the bombing being faked, which we all clearly knew way before he said it. That's too convenient, too much of a coincidence. What is he hiding? I noticed that the chemtrails were thicker right after the attack and it just so happened to coincide with the bombing. It's like they don't want us to know that the bombing is just a coverup for Alex Jones. Chemtrails are known agents of mind-control. It blinds the Sheeple so they can't see the truth. But what of the truth? What if he's doing this to take attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray homeworld? The aftershocks from that would be devastating. Certainly we'd feel it from Earth. They can't hide it forever - a planet exploding with the level of technology that the Grays have? It would travel through subspace and cause earthquakes all across the globe.

I know it seems far-fetched, but I'm just asking questions here. There's no way that Alex Jones knew that this was faked immediately. He had something to do with it, and I think the rabbit hole is a lot deeper than anyone could ever have dreamed. Tsarnaev is obviously innocent, but Alex Jones? That man is a criminal, and I fear we'll learn the truth far too late to stop his insidious plot.


...dude. You're obviously part of the Illumaniti. That was lovely.

For some reason, "the aftershocks would be devastating" cracked me up.

/would lol again
 
2013-05-30 11:42:11 PM  

Dano33: I think they'll find him dead in his cell very soon..


Bring in the FBI. They can shoot him in the head seven times. You know, like it was a suicide.
 
2013-05-30 11:42:55 PM  

aircraftkiller: I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.


Wanna know a little secret? I started the rumor in conspiracy groups that Alex Jones is a Jesuit.

He might really be, or CIA or something. But i generally just don't like him and think he muddies the water too much with his crap.
 
2013-05-30 11:44:40 PM  
lesquestionscomposent.fr
 
2013-05-30 11:47:05 PM  
Headline of the year.
Fantastic.
Even the use of the Newsflash was perfect. Really sold it.
 
2013-05-30 11:49:45 PM  

aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: megarian: aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.

....I meant the video is stupid. Not you.

I figured as much. I watched a few moments of it and had a terrible sensation of losing some brain cells, so I switched back to what I was doing before. I'm left wondering if I should just troll the shiat out of her post and see how crazy she'll get if she believes stuff like this already. I bet I can convince her that Alex Jones is the mastermind of the bombing because he's taking attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray alien homeworld that might send shockwaves all the way to Earth to control her brain.

Slyly suggest chemtrails as a possible explanation for the Blinding of the Sheeple.

/I felt all sorts of dirty typing that

Here's my reply to her. I wonder what she'll say when she sees this.

You know, the more I think about it, the more I realize that Alex Jones may just be the tip of the iceberg. This man initially broke the story about the bombing being faked, which we all clearly knew way before he said it. That's too convenient, too much of a coincidence. What is he hiding? I noticed that the chemtrails were thicker right after the attack and it just so happened to coincide with the bombing. It's like they don't want us to know that the bombing is just a coverup for Alex Jones. Chemtrails are known agents of mind-control. It blinds the Sheeple so they can't see the truth. But what of the truth? What if he's doing this to take attention away from the imminent Reptilian invasion of the Gray homeworld? The aftershocks from that would be devastating. Certainly we'd feel it from Earth. They can't hide it forever - a planet exploding with the level of technology that the Grays have? It would travel through subspace and cause earthquakes all across the globe.

I know it seems far-fetched, but I'm just asking questions here. There's no way that Alex Jones knew that this was faked immediately. He had something to do with it, and I think the rabbit hole is a lot deeper than anyone could ever have dreamed. Tsarnaev is obviously innocent, but Alex Jones? That man is a criminal, and I fear we'll learn the truth far too late to stop his insidious plot.


Holy shiat man, that is epic

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-05-30 11:50:55 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: were


plural highlighted as well. (since you changed the quotes, I can too).
 
2013-05-30 11:54:10 PM  

banandar123: Clutch2013: thekingcobra: I knew it was a troll. KNEW IT! But subby got me to click just to make sure. Well done.

That, except I didn't click.

The troll is strong with this one.

How are you in this thread then, Mr. Wizard?


The assumption is he clicked the link.

But please. Proceed.
 
2013-05-30 11:57:16 PM  
Subby. I'm both appalled and impressed.
 
2013-05-31 12:00:00 AM  
I want this guy to be executed as much as anyone else if he's guilty... but I have to say, things about this case are just really, really, fishy. I get the feeling that there is a hell of a lot more that we aren't finding out.
 
2013-05-31 12:00:46 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...

I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.


Well, we should be operating on innocent until proven guilty.
 
2013-05-31 12:02:42 AM  

Glendale: The One True TheDavid: And I'm glad his mother's on his side, even if she might be going a bit overboard in her public statements. It'd be hard to respect a mother who said "Here, kill my son."

Eh, no, if I had a kid that did farked up shait I'd expect them to answer for their crimes. But that's just how I was raised.


I have a relative that messed up, was given another chance, messed up worse, lather, rinse, repeat ad infinitum. I still love him, but he has to face the facts now. He will not be executed, so it's maybe not the same, but you gotta face your own shiat eventually.
 
2013-05-31 12:07:38 AM  

duenor: I want this guy to be executed as much as anyone else if he's guilty... but I have to say, things about this case are just really, really, fishy. I get the feeling that there is a hell of a lot more that we aren't finding out.

[citation needed]
 
2013-05-31 12:16:16 AM  
Awesome Subby, you sure know how to draw a crowd.
 
2013-05-31 12:17:50 AM  
Just like Joltin' Joe Paterno's case, there reaches a point where the family needs to shut the f*ck up.

Goddamn kid confessed, and supplied details that only the bombers would know. Once that happens, it's time to stop the "My poor innocent son" bullshiat and start hoping for leniency in the trial.
 
2013-05-31 12:23:25 AM  
Nice try, subs.
 
2013-05-31 12:31:44 AM  

hardinparamedic: thefireandpassion: tenpoundsofcheese: 12349876: pc: Could someone please enlighten a non native speaker on the trolling issue?

spasiba

Definition number 7 for the intransitive verb use of "walk" in the Merriam Webster online dictionary.

: to avoid criminal prosecution or conviction <walked on a technicality>

No, I don't think that's it since it doesn't make sense.
Isn't it too early for him to "walk" on a technicality?
There has been no trial yet and the prosecution is still pulling together it's case.

I thought the "joke" had to do with him walking out of the hospital.

Whoosh

We haven't installed tenpoundsofderp's humor upgrade yet.


An upgrade would make him twelvepoundsofderp.
 
2013-05-31 12:36:53 AM  

show me: Bahleted: I saw what subby did after i read the comments but am i the only one that clicked that expecting he meant walks in the literal sense?

No, you are not. If you haven't had your head buried in the sand lately, you knew he wasn't getting out of jail for a long time, if only for his own protection. I knew it meant he was ambulatory, and if you didn't, you are out of touch.


 I am admittedly out of touch. I generally don't follow the news.

 So I was perfect trollbait.

/damn you subby, you magnificent bastard.
 
2013-05-31 12:39:30 AM  

Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.


Wrong.  Unfortunately, Hellen Keller was killed during WW2 and is, in fact, deceased.  There Is no possible way that your statement is true.
 
2013-05-31 12:41:23 AM  
Good. Make sure he is good and healthy when we put him to death.
 
2013-05-31 01:06:27 AM  
That's what you get for shooting people in the neck.

/200 rds and not even a knee capping
 
2013-05-31 01:07:06 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.

Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.


Dude the bullet that killed the MIT Police Officer matched the gun found in the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was hiding. Add it up!

You strike me as the type of person who, in the face of every logical fact, CHOOSES to believe in fallacy.  You're the kind of guy that wouldn't be satisfied with video of them committing the crime (Because that can be staged, right?) or a confession (Because confessions are notoriously suspect.)

These two cocksuckers DID THIS, and Russia even tried to warn us!
 
2013-05-31 01:09:10 AM  
Subby, you are a magnificent bastard.
 
2013-05-31 01:19:01 AM  

Silent But Deadly: Fuggin Bizzy: were

plural highlighted as well. (since you changed the quotes, I can too).


Guh? I quoted your entire post.

Anyway, sorry for the snark. Native English speakers understood the sentence perfectly well. I tend to forget some of us are ESL.
 
2013-05-31 01:30:45 AM  

sascrotch: Nothing To See Here: Thank You Capt Obvious, even Helen Keller saw that on coming.

Wrong.  Unfortunately, Hellen Keller was killed during WW2 and is, in fact, deceased.  There Is no possible way that your statement is true.


Technically, she wasn't killed. It was a consequence of experimenting with radium.
 
2013-05-31 01:33:16 AM  

aircraftkiller: Someone I went to college with had taken it upon herself to post things like this:


and... Lets try this again... The bombing was FAKED PEOPLE! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdY3U5XR6lI

http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/boston-bombing-the-offici al -story-proves-dzhokhar-is-innocent-a-photo-essay/


I'm pretty sure she's an idiot, but help a brother out here.


All of her "evidence" links back to her own site. It's all bullshiat and she's an idiot or a lunatic. Either way someday she'll do something warranting the feds step in and come after her and you'll want nothing to do with her at that point.

\she also doesn't understand what photo essay means.
 
2013-05-31 01:42:19 AM  

Beaver Knievel: J. Frank Parnell: megarian: Oh these replies are going to be fun...

I'm not sure what they can reply with. Maybe claim the people on TV would never lie to them, and i'm not on TV so i can't be trusted.

And i'm not even saying he is innocent necessarily, just that we haven't been presented with any evidence of his guilt. The torches and pitchforks might be a bad idea.

You mean aside from his DNA on the bomb and the gun he tried to hide in the boat and the fact that he ran over his brother with a stolen SUV?

Should I go on?


I would LOVE if they also got him for murder, for killing his brother.
 
2013-05-31 01:52:05 AM  
"I could just feel that he was being driven crazy by the unfairness that happened to us, that they killed our innocent Tamerlan."

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
 
2013-05-31 01:53:08 AM  
Heal him then kill him. If they knew they're going to kill him anyway, why even waste money to heal him? They already got all they want from him.
 
2013-05-31 02:05:05 AM  
+1 for the troll headline.

YA GOT ME GOOD BUDDY
 
2013-05-31 02:36:01 AM  

Jesterling: [www.charlock.org image 771x804]


is that cat crapping paper?
 
2013-05-31 02:39:20 AM  

GreenSun: Heal him then kill him. If they knew they're going to kill him anyway, why even waste money to heal him? They already got all they want from him.


because right now, he's technically still innocent.
 
2013-05-31 03:03:55 AM  
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-31 03:11:15 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: GreenSun: Heal him then kill him. If they knew they're going to kill him anyway, why even waste money to heal him? They already got all they want from him.

because right now, he's technically still innocent.


They'll even do that once he's sentenced to death and has an execution date. If he had a heart attack walking to the execution room...they would try to revive him. I think they legally *have* to, weirdly enough. I think the reasoning is, until all is done legally, there's a possibility for a stay of execution.

I really don't like the death penalty and I'm all for removing it especially since we can't manage to adjudicate it fairly in this country....but I'm also not going to lose any sleep if this guy gets put down. /shrug
 
2013-05-31 04:11:40 AM  
So happy it was a white person this time. Soooo relieved you guys.
 
2013-05-31 04:46:36 AM  
This comment thread is tl;dr... but surely I'm not the only one who read the headline and simply thought "Boston bomber's rehab must be goin' pretty well for him to be able to get up and walk around already - on account of him having looked like human Swiss cheese when he was brought in and all". /didn't call you Shirley
 
2013-05-31 05:32:09 AM  

Beaver Knievel: J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.

Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.

Dude the bullet that killed the MIT Police Officer matched the gun found in the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was hiding. Add it up!

You strike me as the type of person who, in the face of every logical fact, CHOOSES to believe in fallacy.  You're the kind of guy that wouldn't be satisfied with video of them committing the crime (Because that can be staged, right?) or a confession (Because confessions are notoriously suspect.)

These two cocksuckers DID THIS, and Russia even tried to warn us!


I thought he was unarmed in the boat when they found him
 
2013-05-31 05:41:13 AM  

Nem Wan: Calling for anyone's death is depraved in any circumstance whatsoever. I have hope that everyone with a problem can be rehabilitated and become a productive member of society. We can't fail to let anyone down.


I completely agree with you.

F*ck that worthless piece of sh*t..
 
2013-05-31 06:45:37 AM  

Beaver Knievel: J. Frank Parnell: Beaver Knievel: You can couch it however you want. There is no evidence that will satisfy your type.

Come right out and say it! You think it was fake for some elemantally retarded reason. Own up.

Lewl. My type.

I actually don't know what to think, and a little evidence i could examine myself would help change that. If you're really interested you can go back to the threads when it was unfolding and notice how i wasn't screaming about it being a conspiracy. I have not seen sufficient evidence either way.

Dude the bullet that killed the MIT Police Officer matched the gun found in the boat where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was hiding. Add it up!

You strike me as the type of person who, in the face of every logical fact, CHOOSES to believe in fallacy.  You're the kind of guy that wouldn't be satisfied with video of them committing the crime (Because that can be staged, right?) or a confession (Because confessions are notoriously suspect.)

These two cocksuckers DID THIS, and Russia even tried to warn us!


He was unarmed. Mostly everything else you said was also factually wrong. That was just low hanging fruit and I'm sleepy.
 
2013-05-31 06:53:53 AM  

jmr61: So at least he'll be able to walk to the execution chamber.


Massachusetts does not have the death penalty.
 
2013-05-31 06:57:16 AM  

Bontesla: He was unarmed. Mostly everything else you said was also factually wrong. That was just low hanging fruit and I'm sleepy.


Less rational, reasonable questions, more over-the-top screaming for his death, please.   You want to sound tough.

/I hope he has a big televised trial, unedited and in full view of everyone
//haha, as if
/// "due to security concerns, the entire trial will be behind closed doors"
 
2013-05-31 06:58:22 AM  

Gonz: The guy shooting and saying "you'll never take me alive, Coppers"?... That guy did it.


There are a lot of sad, paranoid losers just itching for their "final showdown" with the authorities, even if they haven't actually done anything noteworthy with their lives.
 
2013-05-31 07:02:23 AM  

ransack.: I thought he was unarmed in the boat when they found him


I think the cops were totally justified in assuming he was armed.  But it should be a matter of some concern that they could engage in a prolonged "exchange of fire" before realizing that they were the only ones shooting.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-31 07:21:08 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

The Submitter is a Spaz!!
 
2013-05-31 07:58:22 AM  
Where is Annie Wilkes when you need her?

/Not too obscure I hope.
 
2013-05-31 08:18:44 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-31 08:34:03 AM  
this really sucks that i have to pay for his health care and then pay to kill him
 
2013-05-31 08:52:21 AM  
Good.  He'll be able to walk himself to his next and last place to sit.

www.chairblog.eu
 
2013-05-31 09:15:23 AM  
Screw tsarnarev all hes gonna do is bomb something else,so who cares. www.l4dmaps.com tsanerev the later years
 
2013-05-31 10:42:05 AM  
Good.

Now let's see how weel he can run.
 
2013-05-31 10:43:01 AM  
well... how well he can run... dammit.
 
2013-05-31 11:22:16 AM  
He should have to donate his legs to some of his victims.
 
2013-05-31 12:07:35 PM  
Thanks Subby now I'm kind of hoping for an epic Follow up Tag,
Boston-bombing-suspect-Dzhokhar-Tsarnaev-walks, this is not a repeat from 5/31/13
 
2013-05-31 02:26:01 PM  

legion_of_doo: Nothing To See Here: Good to see he is getting healthy,
It would be a shame to whack him in an Electric Wheel Chair.

I think of him every time I change the Dirt Bag on my vacuum cleaner.

I, for one, hope he isn't given the death penalty.

I hope he lives to regret his actions, and I don't even wish prison rape on him.

I simply hope he comes to understand what he did to murder those people was very wrong, and I hope he regrets what he did. It was so wrong to kill those people, and also to waste his own life & whatever good he could have brought to the world if he didn't choose this path.

Such senseless waste... another death would be regrettable.


So, say he does that on day 2 of his life sentence.  What then?
 
2013-05-31 02:27:04 PM  

gte269: this really sucks that i have to pay for his health care and then pay to kill him


So, don't pay for his healthcare.  Problem solved.
 
2013-05-31 04:09:45 PM  
Sigh, misleading headlines, another reason I've outgrown this site.

Yes, I've been here longer than you.  Check it.
 
2013-05-31 05:01:52 PM  

mattg: Sigh, misleading headlines, another reason I've outgrown this site.

Yes, I've been here longer than you.  Check it.


Are you saying the headline actually fooled you?

I got it immediately and I'm not really that smart.
 
2013-05-31 06:44:13 PM  

mattg: Sigh, misleading headlines, another reason I've outgrown this site.

Yes, I've been here longer than you.  Check it.


Nope.
 
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