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(Tallahassee Democrat)   Suspicious letter sent to Tallahassee City Hall turns out to be bill payment and bread crumbs   (tallahassee.com) divider line 36
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2013-05-30 05:44:37 PM
How did this escape without a Florida tag?
 
2013-05-30 06:15:48 PM
It was my lunch.
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2013-05-30 06:43:51 PM
Old and busted: anthrax deliveries

New scourge: ricin deliveries.
 
2013-05-30 07:14:24 PM
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/grew up in Tallahassee
 
2013-05-30 07:16:22 PM
"Uh, I wrote the check and stuffed the envelope at the dinner table? Yeah, that's the ticket!"

Passive aggressive behavior FTW!
 
2013-05-30 07:17:23 PM

Apos: Old and busted: anthrax deliveries

New scourge: ricin deliveries.


Except their method of delivery (coating mail) sucks. Ricin is unlikely to be absorbed through the skin and even if it is, will generally lead to nothing more than an irritating rash.
 
2013-05-30 07:22:13 PM
Can you imagine if if Chris Christie ran for president? I bet the secret service would have a stroke ... everything that guy owns must be covered in powdered sugar.
 
2013-05-30 07:26:16 PM
Of course it was suspicious, nobody in Florida pays their bills...

/Am I doin it right?
 
2013-05-30 07:36:53 PM

special20: "Uh, I wrote the check and stuffed the envelope at the dinner table? Yeah, that's the ticket!"

Passive aggressive behavior FTW!


Meh. It's nothing new...


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2013-05-30 07:54:51 PM
Mayor Marks probably ate the cookies.
 
2013-05-30 08:06:57 PM
It sounds like he did a crummy job of paying his bill.
 
2013-05-30 08:12:16 PM

special20: "Uh, I wrote the check and stuffed the envelope at the dinner table? Yeah, that's the ticket!"

Passive aggressive behavior FTW!


When my old boss was traveling I liked to send random surprises to him along with things he needs. Nothing too weird, just pizza crusts, used paper towels, one time a bean, cheese and rice burrito, etc.

I don't think I ever have mailed beard crumbs accidentally though.
 
2013-05-30 08:19:22 PM
Bread.  That's how it starts.
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2013-05-30 08:23:58 PM
Toaster leavin's.

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2013-05-30 08:38:31 PM
could the article be more of a word salad!
 
2013-05-30 08:43:44 PM
Maybe it's metaphorical, as in, "I pay you so much money all I have to eat is bread."
 
2013-05-30 08:50:24 PM
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2013-05-30 09:00:47 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a bun is a good guy with a bun.
 
2013-05-30 09:04:13 PM
Tired of these ads-

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2013-05-30 09:20:56 PM
Really, who HASN'T wanted to send the gas company or someone a payment of crumbs or something even less palatable?
 
2013-05-30 09:40:19 PM

Lucubrationist: How did this escape without a Florida tag?


bears repeating.
 
2013-05-30 09:46:04 PM

shanrick: Lucubrationist: How did this escape without a Florida tag?

bears repeating.


Okay

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2013-05-30 09:46:29 PM

Polystigma: could the article be more of a word salad!


Seriously. That's bad even by Florida standards.
 
2013-05-30 09:47:59 PM
Hansel and Gretel sought for questioning.
 
msP [TotalFark]
2013-05-30 09:48:20 PM
I really hate the town I live in >.>
 
2013-05-30 09:52:38 PM

msP: I really hate the town I live in >.>


Heh.  I used to live not in, but a couple miles into the wood, from Sopchoppy.  Wanna trade?
 
2013-05-30 09:59:57 PM
Phalamir

I nearly choked on my coffee
 
2013-05-30 10:46:48 PM
It's Tallahassee. Shouldn't they just be glad the person was literate and smart enough to figure out how to mail something in the first place? Glass half full, people.
 
2013-05-31 12:46:08 AM

davidphogan: I don't think I ever have mailed beard crumbs accidentally though.


Eeeew.
 
2013-05-31 01:48:07 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: davidphogan: I don't think I ever have mailed beard crumbs accidentally though.

Eeeew.


That's my favorite typo I've made since I typed "fire narwhal" instead of "fire marshal".  I'd respect the narwhal more.  Especially a fire narwhal.
 
2013-05-31 05:03:01 AM
I got my local news from FARK today? Good job Tallahassee. Even missed out on the Florida tag.
 
2013-05-31 05:59:48 AM
 Tallahassee?

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You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
 
2013-05-31 09:20:32 AM

ambercat: It's Tallahassee. Shouldn't they just be glad the person was literate and smart enough to figure out how to mail something in the first place? Glass half full, people.


Tallahassee has one of the highest % of residents holding college degrees in the country, (and highest in the state, not that that's saying much).
 
2013-05-31 01:39:56 PM

FLMountainMan: ambercat: It's Tallahassee. Shouldn't they just be glad the person was literate and smart enough to figure out how to mail something in the first place? Glass half full, people.

Tallahassee has one of the highest % of residents holding college degrees in the country, (and highest in the state, not that that's saying much).


Yeah, I think it's more what kind of colleges that make a difference. You can have a degree from Bob Jones but still be a complete mouth breather. Ditto any of the other religious universities where you can basically show up, get told Jesus rode around on a dinosaur and then somehow get a degree from that. Outside of a very few places in the US most people don't take those degrees seriously or bother going.
 
2013-05-31 04:48:25 PM

FLMountainMan: Tallahassee has one of the highest % of residents holding college degrees in the country, (and highest in the state, not that that's saying much).


Keep in mind you're talking about FSU and FAMU graduates, mostly.

They do have the nation's most phallic state capitol, though.
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2013-06-01 03:50:41 AM
We have a high percentage of graduates because everyone who lives here is from FSU, FAMU, TCC, Keiser, ITT Tech, etc. and no one could find a job elsewhere... A nice big and educated service industry for the universities and plenty of disgruntled state workers to fill the bars up at 5. Don't worry- I'll be there to serve you your booze and listen to how awful it all was at the phallic building and/or class... Promptly, of course.
 
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